Forum:Who do we make up facts about now?

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What with Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking angels now, we should find someone new to make up facts about. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 15:37, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

Turb0-Sunrise[edit source]

Per the message on my talkpage --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 15:37, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg Strongest possible for Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:43, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

Hatsune Miku[edit source]

Symbol for vote.svg For. Because. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 15:37, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Orange.gif Forange. po pi po pi po pi po 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:52, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

Johnathan Huang[edit source]

Symbol for vote.svg For. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:08, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

Stephen Hawking[edit source]

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Obviously! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:39, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. also dead.deemox 17:52, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  • @Deemox: Shit you're right
    Donald Trump isn't dead though... right??? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:54, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  • @Gergdown: not anymore. am currently in the White House. deemox 17:56, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
>am
are you donald trump?? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 18:07, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
no. I'm gonna kill him. nothing personal @RealDonaldTrump: deemox 19:19, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

Chuck Norris (accountant)[edit source]

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. he's probably also dead BUT there probably wont be a death announcement that we would hear which means HE WILL LIVE FOREVER. Sounds like a good idea to me. deemox 16:18, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. because deemox is for – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs 16:29, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 17:23, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:39, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

Hulk Hogan... wait... damn it![edit source]

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs 16:24, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

ASGORE DREEMURR[edit source]

Truckguyhead.png TRUCK!– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs 16:46, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Truckguyhead.png Driving in my car right after a beer he ran over the (alleged) roaring knight, squaw deer --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 16:52, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Truckguyhead.png Hey that bump is shaped like a deer he also ran over the (alleged) roaring fraud, squaw beer Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:54, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Truckguyhead.png DUI, how about you die? he also also ran over the (alleged) roaring dess, squaw seer 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:56, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg I'll go a hundred miles in an hour I am not a deer. See rule number 1 of Squaw Dee, this is not an against vote--its an oh deer warning. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs 17:00, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
The first rule of Squaw Dee: Don't talk about Squaw Dee --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 17:01, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
No, The first rule of Squaw Dee: Don't talk about Deer – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs 17:02, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
First rule of Squaw Dee: you shall have no other gods before Squaw Dee. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:03, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
First rule of Squaw Dee: An object at rest tends to stay at rest unless acted upon by Squaw Dee --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 17:04, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
Oh boy, I think we've found someone to make up facts about! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs 17:06, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

Symbol declined.svg Against. ok but what if asgore dies because Carol stabs him with the black knife because he fucked Rudy deemox 17:18, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

Squaw Dee[edit source]

--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 17:07, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

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    18:10, 20 March 2026 (UTC)