Forum:How do you imagine other users? (Twentieth year anniversary or whatever)

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This is something the really old people used to do. Like, so old they were born before this website was made. Anyway, here's my list.

• alula, Bad Motherfucker, and MK are their signature images.
• Gergdown has glasses.
• OPOSSUM's an opossum typing on an opossum-sized computer.
• RealDonaldTrump is, well, Donald Trump.
• Deer is freakishly tall
• That's all I can think of for now.

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:51, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: what about me? :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:56, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Blond hair, and you wear short sleeves all year round. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:06, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: I don't know how you pictured me like that, because I can swear you I don't look like that at all. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:04, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Now, let's get this straight. I am not a marsupial IRL, and I don't own a single pair of moccasins. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:07, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Perhaps Soviet's Bot took them all ;) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:51, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

In fact, I never owned a pair. Maybe today I'll go to a shoe store and buy myself some. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 16:18, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Now that I think about it, I could use some slippers... --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:20, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

How I imagine users

Fish on skates (probably) MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 13:56, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Gergdown is a ginger kid. Dunno how I came to this conclusion.

Mr. X is a posh dad with a cigar and a bit of a stubble. Except that he's also got giant balls like Randy in that one South Park episode.

Shabidoo hasn't shaven in a couple weeks, and he wears black suits everywhere.

Turb0-Sunrise is a crazy kid with gelled-over blond hair who wears sunglasses everywhere. Something tells me that he's a bit of a troublemaker at school too.

Squaw Dee is not actually a deer— he's probably become a college frat guy.

DaniPine3 was the stereotypical high school nerd who probably got bullied.

Fenris bears a strong resemblance to a particular freshman on my old track team who always wanted me to play sticks, even at the most inconvenient times.

Orangutang94 looks exactly like how he does in that picture on his userpage.

OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:04, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

dunno why i imagine gerg as just... fucking crazy. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 14:40, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

cause he is --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:59, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Remember when I was the Bat Fuck Insane one around here? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:04, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I'm pretty sure we're all the Bat Fuck Insane one around here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:30, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Good point. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:31, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Especially the admins --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:20, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Soviet is a generic USSR soldier

Soviet's bot is a robot designed to look like a USSR soldier

Alula is her sig

Bad Motherfucker is the picture of bad motherfucker

For some reason I imagine Fish as one of my brother's friends from school

Opossum is a real opossum

MK is lucy from cyberpunk

Every time I try to imagine what Dani looks like I just end up imagining his sig.. despite it being text

I imagine turb0 as that pixel art sun that explodes --Gamma Here, friend, have some meth. 17:13, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Yeah I was drawing an "Uncyclopedia Yearbook" for fun and the drawing of Dani was some dude with a pine tree hat --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:36, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Me, how I imagine users

OPOSSUM is a long-haired athletic dude who smokes weed on occasion but isn't, like, a stoner, you know?

Bad Motherfucker is Samuel L. Jackson with bright red hair

Alula is a 30 year old woman with short white hair and an emaciated husk of a torso, arms and head but buff legs

DaniPine3 is an androgynous-presenting 30-something with emaciated legs, looong black hair and a really buff bodybuilder torso, arms and head (that is if he is not Alula's alt account).

MrX has the CaseOh build

RealDonaldTrump is a 14 year old boy with glasses from Florida, Kansas or Ohio or some other boring/stupid state who likes owning the libs in his spare time.

These are all the poeple who were here and interacting in the same circles as myself both when I left and when I returned. How acurate was I? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  23:01, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Squaw Dee, you got pretty close to my 2024 self, except for one minor difference. I'm not disclosing what that difference is. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:20, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: lemme guess... not athletic? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:57, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Nope. Well, I'm not very athletic now that I've graduated high school, but I was back then. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:02, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

short hair? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:03, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

meth instead of weed? --Gamma Here, friend, have some meth. 15:04, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Shall not be disclosed. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 15:04, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

What do y'all think I look like? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:46, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

ginger --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:48, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

@Squaw Dee: you only got right the "long black hair" part. I really wish I had a buff bodybuilder torso. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:51, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

We should make drawings. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:19, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

Agree. good thing I know how to draw 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:23, 28 February 2026 (UTC)