User:Turb0-Sunrise/shutdown
The January 2026 Uncyclopedia Shutdown was an incident involving the freak shutdown of the Uncyclopedia servers,[No shit, Sherlock] after site admins decided maintenance would be a perfect idea, not realizing they had no idea what the fuck they were doing. Took them long enough.
Causes[edit | edit source]
The shutdown was caused by site admin DaniPine3, when screwing around with some JavaScript stuff nobody knows how to fix. The servers responded quite well, slapping DaniPine3 in the face, kneeing them in the crotch, and kissing them, before bellyflopping into a puddle of shit.
Migration to the Spoon[edit | edit source]
Several Fork users migrated to the Spoon, to the horror of SPIKE, the mad king who rules over the Spoon with an iron fist. Juxtaposition between the Forkers and SPIKE was so strong that it could literally cause you to melt, like a vampire in the sun. Obviously, the Spoon's version of "Last person to edit wins" was revived. SPIKE couldn't put up with the tsunami of 12-year-old spammers that had suddenly flooded the Spoon so hard that you could have a speedboat race in its streets. Needless to say, much like OPOSSUM, SPIKE was not impressed by our new injokes, "tytpos", and Deltarune references.
Worst of all, Spike permabanned RealDonaldTrump, causing him to nuke the Spoon back to the stone age. Never mind, the Spoon was already in the stone age; Trump actually nuked it back to before the Big Bang happened.
Return[edit | edit source]
The Fork miraculously recovered after a mouse chewed its way out of the filthy, duct-tape covered Commodore 64 computer that lies at the heart of its servers.
List of things that were saved by the recovery of the Fork[edit | edit source]
- DaniPine3; he is no longer banging on walls and howling like a monkey on meth, since his addictions have been satisfied.
- SPIKE's sanity
- UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan and other awful games that would probably give Spike a heart attack
- OPOSSUM, although he denies this.
- Only God knows what else!