User:MK/Editnotice

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<includeonly>{{#ifeq:{{USERNAME}}|MK||<div class="editform-hider" style="position:fixed; user-select:none; cursor:not-allowed; top:0; left:0; width:100vw; height:100vh; z-index:9999998; background-color:black"></div> <div class="no-show-my-stuff" style="position: absolute; user-select:none; top: 0; right: 0; background: #000; width: 110px; height: 1px; z-index: 9999999"></div> <div class="sneak-detector-alarm" style="position:fixed; top: 15%; left: 50%; z-index: 9999999; transform: translate(-50%, -50%); margin: 0 auto; max-width: 1200px; border: 45px ridge red; padding: 0.5rem 0.5rem 1rem 0.5rem; background: #fff"> <center>'''Hmmmmm. Ohhh {{RandomActiveUser}}, just what do you think you are doing?'''</center> </div> <script> // Block visual editor v2 (function() { // Hide stupid fucking visual editor button v2 FUCK var veButtons = document.querySelectorAll('.ve-init-mw-desktopArticleTarget-editTab, .ve-init-mw-desktopArticleTarget-edit, #ca-ve-edit'); veButtons.forEach(function(btn) { btn.style.display = 'none'; }); // COver visual editor? var checkVE = setInterval(function() { var veOverlay = document.querySelector('.ve-init-mw-desktopArticleTarget-surface, .oo-ui-window'); if (veOverlay) { veOverlay.style.display = 'none'; } }, 100); })(); </script>}} </includeonly>