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Article: Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!)	Score: 1021.01 minus infinity plus infinity (so it balances out) plus 2 dildos for, like 5 cheese and a moccasin, 9 Bad Motherfuckers, and a big smoke order
Nominated by:	Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
For: 1029.76	For. Wow Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Get this on the front page! General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 21:50, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. YEAH!!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:51, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. probably the best page in all of this wiki. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:31, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Ehh... alright. Let's get 'er featured! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. 23:47, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  For. the funniest thing i've ever seen. feature immediately --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 23:49, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Half-For. I'm ambivalent! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 00:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. I'm half for! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:44, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. I'm just a stupid IP and my vote should therefore be half, and half of half is 0.25, if I don't see 0.25, that means the widget is broken, which makes me want to cry and shit my pants! 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:45, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Now a full For vote for an IP like me should be 0.5, if I don't see 0.5, I'm going to cry and shit my pants and call my mommy 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:46, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. I am testing this on the Uncyclopedian page! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:56, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. this is good, but a bit generic. Maybe an image? General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:34, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  For. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:36, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  For. this needs to be featured. I am not kidding. General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:39, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  For. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:19, 12 January 2026 (UTC) For. I put my vote in the wrong section because I can't read! --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 02:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC) --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 02:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  the best fucking article ever If this doesn't win I will fucking kill someone (probably a Yankee or something) to death 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 02:33, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  For again, Bitch! 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 04:20, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  For a third motherfucking time, bitch! 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 04:22, 12 January 2026 (UTC) 1,000 votes for ShabiDOO 10:02, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. Gremlins!!! Mr. George (talk) 11:32, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  infinity votes for! 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 14:07, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Ten dildos for. ShabiDOO 14:18, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. Because I made the image. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Like 4 Cheese 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 18:41, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  eh, 1 more cheese 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 22:37, 12 January 2026 (UTC) moccasins. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Moccasins (talk • contribs)  And like 2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 23:59, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Bad Motherfucker. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Bad Motherfucker. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Bad Motherfucker. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Bad Motherfucker. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Bad Motherfucker. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Bad Motherfucker. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Bad Motherfucker. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Bad Motherfucker. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Bad Motherfucker. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Bad Motherfucker. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 21:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)  For. i don't have another reason General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 00:12, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Against: 8.75	Against. No wow Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 21:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)  Against. Eww! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 21:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Against. Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 22:18, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Half Against. I'm ambivalent! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 00:35, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half against. I'm slightly ambivalent! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 00:38, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half against. I am unregistered user, and I am MAD that my vote is only half of a registered user. The injustice!!! 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:48, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Against. I'm BIG MAD! 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:49, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half against. Meh... are you sure, guys? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:49, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Against. I put my vote in the wrong section because I can't read! --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 02:24, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Infinity votes against (fuck you I can vote for and against, try and stop me) ShabiDOO 11:45, 12 January 2026 (UTC) 8 dildos against. ShabiDOO 14:18, 12 January 2026 (UTC)  Half against. Duct tape! Mr. George (talk) 20:20, 13 January 2026 (UTC)  Half against. Where is my signature?! Mr. George (talk) 20:21, 13 January 2026 (UTC)  Half against. Ta-da! Mr. George / talk 20:26, 13 January 2026 (UTC)  Against. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 21:10, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 21:10, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Ehh. Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 21:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Eeehehfef Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 22:29, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Beans. Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 22:35, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. @RealDonaldTrump: This is good an all, but you should make "Add nompage to watchlist" turned off by default, add more options (like Abstain, Half-For, Half-Against). 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:44, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Wow! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 23:19, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 23:19, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Opewfh Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 23:49, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Wdfasdfg Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump • 23:49, 11 January 2026 (UTC) Abstain. I am abstaining because of my principles! 91.124.17.251 (talk) 00:49, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. RealDonaldTrump spotted socking? (GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBAIT) --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 00:50, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. we should feature this just for the lol's. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:53, 12 January 2026 (UTC) yes this in my opinininininininininion is one of the articles whose featured status would add to the joke. Also this widget doesn't show up on mobile --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 00:56, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. This SHOULD be featured. General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:48, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Comment.  For.  Against. Delete. Keep.  Forange. Abstain. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 02:25, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. this better get at least a top 10! General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 02:36, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Golly Goodness I hope this gets featured (so that way I can win a 30,000 dollar bet) 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 04:11, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. Uncyclopedia. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 23:41, 12 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 23:41, 12 January 2026 (UTC) I comment the comment 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 00:04, 13 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. {{VFH}} --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 23:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC) --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 23:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

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