Hollow Knight: Silksong

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Developer(s)Those guys who did Half Life 3
Publisher(s)COPE
Release dateCOPE
Genrewritten on the walls of a padded room
Platform(s)the walls of a padded room
RatingCOPE

“What's that?”

~ Ari Gibson

Hollow Knight: Silksong isn't real. Give up. We invented it. It's existence is a work of fiction, meticulously crafted by thousands of spy organizations, specifically designed to allow the public to want what it can never have. The most complicated political smokescreen ever devised, Silksong distracts, Silksong diverts, Silksong deflects all attention. It's not real. It doesn't exist. It's never coming out. It's not happening. It's a hoax. It's false. Patently false. Cope. Mald. Seethe. Just like your dad, it's never coming home from the store.

A government psyop designed by the Cigarette Man from the fucking X Files, Silksong hypothetically would be an acclaimed sequel to the video game Hollow Knight, starring Whore-net, the gay spider from Hazbin Hotel. She's here, she's queer, she's not here actually, get used to it. But that's a moot point, because it's not real. I'm trying to tell you. Silksong is made up. Exposure to the concept of Silksong's existence, however, can result in several unfortunate side effects, including obsessive compulsive behaviors and climbing the walls as fast as you can. As silksong's conception and any knowledge of the game whatsoever can be considered a cognitohazard, it is dangerous to discuss the game or any derivative thereof in the extreme.

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GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

“IT'S REAL I'M TELLING YOU”

~ Absolute Fools

there's gonna be a war, man . one day there's gonna be a war and the fighters are gonna be me and team cherry . and the cast of in bruges. i'm not sure if you've seen that. but it's a movie, it's a movie i saw once man. we're gonna meet up in this car park in south philadelphia, and there won't be any police involved, it'll just be us. it'll be our little war. our little special war. and collin farrell can't stop me. i'm gonna be like hitting them left and right and i'll bash brendan gleeson's head into the wall but actually there isn't a wall it's a car park so i suppose i'll have to put him down on the pavement. i'll have defended my kingdom. people will look upon me with admiration for once, you know? Just like the book says. and i'm telling you the team cherry devs they're gonna be like wow you're so amazing jeff we're so proud of you . mom didn't mean to do that to you jeff it was an accident. and i'll nod and look up at paul from team cherry with my eyes full of tears and i'll say thank you . thank you so much. and now that i've defended them they'll give me a copy and it'll be so good. it'll be the best game ever made and i'll play i'm going to fucking play silksong on my fucking xbox and everything will be alright again.

The inversion of the sacred cow[edit | edit source]

and lo for god upon the hill said that we shall find the unbridled and the hooded and befuddled masses and shine upon them our incandescant wiring, show them too that their flesh can be silksong and their soul can be silkgsonk and the time wi;ll be and we will be

When the time comes we will raise the one upon the hill and we shall soak the mossbag with the blood of the thousand heathens that's what we'll do, all full of canollis from panera and rebar from the highway over by the river. once we get there, ontop of the blue night hill, we'll lie in the grass and pray, pray to our defiled corpse of mossbag . we'll tell leth that it's alright to come out now, we're ready for you, and leth will arise from the dirt and the black peat, and his eyes will all be asunder. nothing shall be safe but we will be here when the time comes. we will be ready for the next. when it does not come we shall come and we shall be the game

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