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I have it booted up on a website called ClassicReload right now.
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small white mailbox here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:06, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- open the mailbox
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 17:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet. -OPOSSUM
- read the leaflet --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 17:10, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
"Zork is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!" Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:12, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- uninstall zork
 17:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "uninstall". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:14, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- break computer
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 17:27, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "computer". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- throw up
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 17:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
That sentence isn't one I recognize.
- puke
I don't know the word "puke".
- barf
Preposterous! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:34, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- fuckin' retarded game
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 17:35, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "fuckin'". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:37, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- retarded computer
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 17:39, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "retarded". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:40, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- stupid game (clearly it will have to know the word "stupid") 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:45, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "stupid". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:55, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- punch mailbox with head 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:59, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "head".
- hit mailbox with head
You don't have that! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:00, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- Punch mailbox
 18:01, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "punch."
- hit mailbox
What do you want to hit the mailbox with?
- hand
What do you want to hand?
- hit mailbox with hands
I've met strange people, but fighting a small mailbox? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:05, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- have hot sloppy sex with mailbox
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 18:11, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
What a loony! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:14, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- wait, did the game actually understand "have hot sloppy sex?" 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:18, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
No, but I wanted to keep stuff brief and simply added "fuck mailbox", no further descriptions. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:21, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- so it does understand the word "fuck"... interesting... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "so". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:36, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- break door 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:36, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
What do you want to break the door with? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:38, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- hands 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:39, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Trying to destroy a door with a pair of hands is futile. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- look around 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:43, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
There is a small mailbox here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:47, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- break door with mailbox
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 20:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Trying to destroy a door with a small mailbox is futile. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 20:23, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- inventory --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 20:24, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
You are carrying:
A leaflet
- go back to the house (please do this move after fish's, i'm too fucking impatient right now, i just got edit conflicted fuck you fish) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:25, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
You used the word "back" in a way that I don't understand.
- go east
The door is boarded and you can't remove the boards. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 20:28, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- remove the boards
 20:30, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
The boards are securely fastened.
- break window 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:35, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
What do you want to break the window with? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 20:38, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- mailbox 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
You can't see any window here! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 20:43, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- go north
 20:51, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
- go down the path --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 21:01, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
You can't do that!
- go north
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:03, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- climb tree --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 21:04, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Up a Tree
You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches.
The nearest branch above you is above your reach.
Beside you in the branch is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with fine gold inlay, ornamented in lapiz lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is hinged and closed with a delicate-looking clasp. The egg appears extremely fragile. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:08, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- take the egg
 21:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Taken. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- eat the egg
 21:16, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't think that the jewel-encrusted egg would agree with you.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:18, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- throw the egg at the bird --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 21:40, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
You can't see any bird here.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:46, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- throw the egg at the song bird --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 21:48, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
You can't see any songbird here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:51, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- come down from tree --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 21:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
That sentence isn't one I recognize.
- down
Forest Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- look around --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 22:00, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:06, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- go north
 22:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads south. On the ground is a pile of leaves. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:09, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- inspect the leaves
 22:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "inspect".
- examine leaves
There's nothing special about the pile of leaves. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:16, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
// LPTEW, the birther of forums --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
This thread is about to be moved to its own forum. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
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Thread moved to its own forum here![edit source]
Continue as normal. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- go south --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 23:37, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Forest Path Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:38, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- go south --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 23:42, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
North of House Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:45, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- go south

23:49, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
The windows are all boarded. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:49, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- go south --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 23:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
The windows are all boarded. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- uhh go east or something --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 23:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "uhh".
- go east
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:58, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- open window 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:03, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:04, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- enter house --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 00:06, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of a white house. A table seems to have been used recently for preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down, and to the east is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A bottle is sitting on the table. The bottle contains:
A quantity of water. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:08, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- get bottle --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 00:10, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Taken. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:10, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- get sack --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 00:12, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Taken. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:12, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- open sack
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston
00:13, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Opening the brown sack reveals a lunch, and a clove of garlic. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:14, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go down --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 00:15, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:16, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go up 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:18, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You have moved into a dark place.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:23, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- hit grue with garlic 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:23, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
I've met strange people, but fighting a lurking grue? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:27, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- eat garlic --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 00:31, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
What the heck! You won't make friends this way, but nobody around here is too friendly anyhow. Gulp! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- look around --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 00:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go back 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:38, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You used the word "back" in a way that I don't understand.
- go down
Kitchen Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:39, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go west --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 00:40, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room. Above the trophy case lays an elvish sword of great antiquity. A battery-powered brass lantern is in the trophy case. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:43, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- take sword 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:45, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Taken.
- open trophy case --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 00:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Opened. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:51, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- get lantern --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 00:53, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Taken. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go east 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:56, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Kitchen Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:58, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go up --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 00:59, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You have moved into a dark place.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- light lantern --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 01:02, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
The brass lantern is now on.
Attic
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:04, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- take knife 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:08, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Taken. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:09, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- turn off lantern 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:15, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
The brass lantern is now off.
It is now pitch black. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:18, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- get eaten by grue
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston
01:19, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "eaten". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go forwards

01:25, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "forwards". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:27, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- get knife --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 01:28, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You already have that! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- get rope --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 01:35, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
It's too dark to see! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- kill grue with sword 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
I've known strange people, but fighting a lurking grue? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:38, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- turn on lantern --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 01:39, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
There is a table here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:41, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- get rope --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 01:42, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Taken. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:44, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go down --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 01:44, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Kitchen Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- masturbate
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston
01:47, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "masturbate".
- wank
I don't know the word "wank".
- fap
I don't know the word "fap".
- jack off
I don't know the word "jack off".
- go west --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 01:52, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You can't go that way. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:53, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- hit wall with head 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Which wall do you mean, the granite wall or the surrounding wall? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:56, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- the surrounding wall --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 01:58, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You don't have that! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:59, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- destroy wooden door --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 02:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
What do you want to destroy the wooden door with? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:01, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- knife --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 02:02, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You can't see any wooden door here! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:02, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- destroy window with knife 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:17, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Nice try. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:17, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- destroy door with sword --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 02:21, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You can't see any door here! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:22, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- create door

02:23, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "create". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:24, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- kill door

02:24, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
What do you want to kill the door with? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:25, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- knife

02:25, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You can't see any door here! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:26, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go west

02:27, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Living Room Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:28, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go west
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston
02:28, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
The door is nailed shut. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:29, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- destroy nails with knife --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 02:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Nice try. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:35, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- destroy rope with knife

02:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Nice try. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- go south

02:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You can't go that way. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:38, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- look around 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:45, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- inspect rug 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't know the word "inspect".
- examine rug
There's nothing special about the carpet. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:49, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- get carpet --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 03:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)