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Moved here from LPTEW

I have it booted up on a website called ClassicReload right now.

West of House

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small white mailbox here. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:06, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

open the mailbox Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 17:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet. -OPOSSUM

read the leaflet --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:10, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

"Zork is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!" OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:12, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

uninstall zork Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "uninstall". OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:14, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

break computer Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 17:27, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "computer". OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

throw up Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 17:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

That sentence isn't one I recognize.

puke

I don't know the word "puke".

barf

Preposterous! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:34, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

fuckin' retarded game Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 17:35, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "fuckin'". OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:37, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

retarded computer Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 17:39, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "retarded". OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:40, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

stupid game (clearly it will have to know the word "stupid") 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:45, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "stupid". OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:55, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

punch mailbox with head 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:59, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "head".

hit mailbox with head

You don't have that! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:00, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Punch mailbox Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:01, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "punch."

hit mailbox

What do you want to hit the mailbox with?

hand

What do you want to hand?

hit mailbox with hands

I've met strange people, but fighting a small mailbox? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:05, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

have hot sloppy sex with mailbox Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 18:11, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

What a loony! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:14, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

wait, did the game actually understand "have hot sloppy sex?" 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:18, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

No, but I wanted to keep stuff brief and simply added "fuck mailbox", no further descriptions. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:21, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

so it does understand the word "fuck"... interesting... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "so". OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:36, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

break door 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:36, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

What do you want to break the door with? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:38, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

hands 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:39, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Trying to destroy a door with a pair of hands is futile. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

look around 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:43, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

There is a small mailbox here. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 18:47, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

break door with mailbox Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 20:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Trying to destroy a door with a small mailbox is futile. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 20:23, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

inventory --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:24, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You are carrying:

A leaflet

go back to the house (please do this move after fish's, i'm too fucking impatient right now, i just got edit conflicted fuck you fish) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:25, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You used the word "back" in a way that I don't understand.

go east

The door is boarded and you can't remove the boards. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 20:28, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

remove the boards Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:30, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

The boards are securely fastened.

break window 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:35, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

What do you want to break the window with? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 20:38, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

mailbox 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't see any window here! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 20:43, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

go north Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:51, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

North of House

You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

go down the path --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:01, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't do that!

go north

This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:03, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

climb tree --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:04, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Up a Tree

You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches.

The nearest branch above you is above your reach.

Beside you in the branch is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with fine gold inlay, ornamented in lapiz lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is hinged and closed with a delicate-looking clasp. The egg appears extremely fragile. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:08, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

take the egg Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Taken. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

eat the egg Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:16, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't think that the jewel-encrusted egg would agree with you.

You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:18, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

throw the egg at the bird --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:40, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't see any bird here.

You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:46, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

throw the egg at the song bird --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:48, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't see any songbird here. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:51, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

come down from tree --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

That sentence isn't one I recognize.

down

Forest OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

look around --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:00, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Forest Path

This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:06, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

go north Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Clearing

You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads south. On the ground is a pile of leaves. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:09, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

inspect the leaves Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "inspect".

examine leaves

There's nothing special about the pile of leaves. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:16, 10 January 2026 (UTC) // LPTEW, the birther of forums --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

This thread is about to be moved to its own forum. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Thread moved to its own forum here![edit source]

Continue as normal. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

go south --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:37, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Forest Path OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:38, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

go south --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:42, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

North of House OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:45, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

go south Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:49, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

The windows are all boarded. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:49, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

go south --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

The windows are all boarded. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

uhh go east or something --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "uhh".

go east

You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:58, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

open window 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:03, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:04, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

enter house --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:06, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Kitchen

You are in the kitchen of a white house. A table seems to have been used recently for preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down, and to the east is a small window which is open.

On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.

A bottle is sitting on the table. The bottle contains:

A quantity of water. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:08, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

get bottle --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:10, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Taken. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:10, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

get sack --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:12, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Taken. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:12, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

open sack Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 00:13, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Opening the brown sack reveals a lunch, and a clove of garlic. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:14, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go down --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:15, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:16, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go up 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:18, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You have moved into a dark place.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:23, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

hit grue with garlic 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:23, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I've met strange people, but fighting a lurking grue? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:27, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

eat garlic --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:31, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

What the heck! You won't make friends this way, but nobody around here is too friendly anyhow. Gulp! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

look around --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go back 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:38, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You used the word "back" in a way that I don't understand.

go down

Kitchen OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:39, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go west --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:40, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room. Above the trophy case lays an elvish sword of great antiquity. A battery-powered brass lantern is in the trophy case. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:43, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

take sword 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:45, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Taken.

open trophy case --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Opened. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:51, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

get lantern --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:53, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Taken. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go east 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:56, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Kitchen OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:58, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go up --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:59, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You have moved into a dark place.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

light lantern --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:02, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

The brass lantern is now on.

Attic

This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
On a table is a nasty-looking knife. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:04, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

take knife 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:08, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Taken. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:09, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

turn off lantern 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:15, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

The brass lantern is now off.
It is now pitch black. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:18, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

get eaten by grue Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 01:19, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "eaten". OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go forwards Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:25, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "forwards". OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:27, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

get knife --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:28, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You already have that! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

get rope --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:35, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

It's too dark to see! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

kill grue with sword 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I've known strange people, but fighting a lurking grue? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:38, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

turn on lantern --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:39, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

This is the attic. The only exit is a stairway leading down.
A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.
There is a table here. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:41, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

get rope --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:42, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Taken. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:44, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go down --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:44, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Kitchen OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

masturbate Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 01:47, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "masturbate".

wank

I don't know the word "wank".

fap

I don't know the word "fap".

jack off

I don't know the word "jack off".

go west --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:52, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't go that way. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:53, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

hit wall with head 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Which wall do you mean, the granite wall or the surrounding wall? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:56, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

the surrounding wall --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:58, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You don't have that! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:59, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

destroy wooden door --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

What do you want to destroy the wooden door with? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:01, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

knife --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:02, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't see any wooden door here! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:02, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

destroy window with knife 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:17, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Nice try. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:17, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

destroy door with sword --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:21, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't see any door here! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:22, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

create door Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:23, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "create". OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:24, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

kill door Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:24, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

What do you want to kill the door with? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:25, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

knife Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:25, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't see any door here! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:26, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go west Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:27, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Living Room OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:28, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go west Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 02:28, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

The door is nailed shut. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:29, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

destroy nails with knife --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Nice try. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:35, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

destroy rope with knife Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Nice try. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

go south Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't go that way. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:38, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

look around 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:45, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

inspect rug 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "inspect".

examine rug

There's nothing special about the carpet. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:49, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

get carpet --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)