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You voted for " in the stripped club. straight up jorking it. and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits" on 18 November 2023 at 20:56. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 12 votes since the poll was created on 20:04, 5 June 2023.
What I want in a woman is protection. Loyalty. Companionship. Friendship. Ferociousness. I want her to protect me, and have my back to the bitter end. If I have a fight, I want her to jump in, even if I’m winning, even if she’s ninety pounds. I like strong women – not necessarily a masculine woman – but say a woman who runs a CEO corporation, a woman with confidence. Massive confidence. And then I want to tattoo my name on her ass and dominate her sexually.
Where there is baseball, there is bound to be MILFs.
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That's some grand cleavage, madam.
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