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David Hart Coulter (born December 8, 1959) is an aging left-wing comedian who makes a living posing as a female conservative social and political commentator, author, and syndicated columnist. Successfully satirizing America's Conservative Right on television and as a speaker at public events, Coulter's act consists of supporting and promoting opinions that fall far to the right of even the most rabid Republicans. Through performing as his character, "Ann", he has become famous for the controversial ways in which he defends his views.

Coulter portrays Ann as a Red State supporter catering to enthusiasts, hillbillies, and the rest of his right-wing fan base. He was performing his material long before his fellow satirist, Stephen Colbert, began to do the same act. Off-stage Coulter and Colbert are fast friends, and they are both major contributors to PETA and MoveOn.org. (Full article...)

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October 9: Weasel Day

1754 - It is alleged by some that on this day, Weasel words probably were invented.
1862 - The Cheasel is invented.
1937 - The Spleen weasel is discovered in Paris.
1961 - Ferret racing is invented in Australia.
1964 - Jeff Bezos is born.
2007 - A woman gives birth to a weasel.

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