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An increasing number of people do not believe in the existence of people who believe the world is flat, according to a new report.

The study, Flat Earthers: the truth about the truth about the lie, issued by the UN, found that a high percentage of internet users – especially millennials – believe that flat earthers are a myth, despite empirical evidence to the contrary.

"Think about it," one is quoted as telling researchers, "There are all these videos online of people who are supposedly flat earthers, but have you ever met one?

"Until I get to see one with my own eyes, and poke it with a ruler, I won't believe they exist."

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On this day

August 9: Copy the Previous Day Day

69 - Roman festival of Repetitionalia inaugurated. Unfortunate for Emperor Nero, as he is murdered all over again. (pictured)
1066 - England invaded successfully for the last time, all occupants are now immigrants except for the Cornish.
1876 - Thomas Edison receives a mimeographed copy of a patent for his mimeograph.
1945 - United States of America Military achieves its, as well as the world's, second ever 25 kill streak on the map of Nagasaki. Immediately, once again, uses the tactical nuke reward to win.
1976 - I just said that!
1980 - What are you...
1982 - Stop repeating what I'm saying!
1998 - Bill Murray commits suicide, leaves note reading "I can't handle this shit again"
2004 - People start to realise that yesterday wasn't neccessarily "such hot shit after all".
2005 - U.S. Government stuck for replacement festival, decide to re-instigate Copy The Previous Day Day. Again.
2006 - Due to a printing error, calendars list today as "Copy the Previous Copy the Previous Day". Global panic ensues.

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Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan.

The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823, 1930, 2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai.

The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi."
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