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Canadian baseball is a form of baseball played in Canada in which two teams of ten players take turns batting and fielding.

Canadian baseball is played on a large field, called a camp, which is usually comprised of grass and dirt.

The batsman (not a batter) stands on the faceoff spot. His objective is to get to a base (pronounced, as in French, bahz) and, if possible, go around all four bases which make up the iconic square (not a diamond).

Due to the layout of the camp, it is much easier to get to first base than it is to get to the other bases, which is curiously not the case with French-Canadian women.

The lancer (not the pitcher) is made to stand (not sit, unless the batsman does) behind the blue line in the centre (not center) of the camp. (Full article...)

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