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A Charlie Brown Christmas is a crudely-animated Christmas special, based on the comic strip Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz. The special's central theme involves a satirical critique of the commercialism of the holiday, building up to a plainly-spoken articulation of the true meaning of Christmas. Which is to say, the true true meaning rather than this lukewarm fuzzy "Let's all hold hands" bollocks most specials pass off as the meaning of Christmas. If you shed a tear at this special, it's because God ordains it.

The special was sponsored by The Coca-Cola Company, initially intended to be a mere cash-in on the lucrative Peanuts franchise. It was hastily written over a period of six weeks, and animated on a shoestring budget in only four. Its unconventional elements such as a jazzy underscore, monotone child actors as opposed to adult ones, absence of a laugh track, semi-satirical humor, and not treating the target audience like idiots led the producers to predict the special would be a disaster preceding its broadcast. Oh, how wrong they were. (Full article...)

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  • ... that solar flares are actually maritime distress signals launched by astronauts floating in the Sun's vast oceans? (Pictured)
  • ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
  • ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
  • ... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
  • ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?

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November 25: Feel Vague Anxiety Whilst Examining A Tattoo You Got On A Drunken Impulse Day

  • 1622 - The toasted sandwich is invented in a joint venture by the Earl of Sandwich and the Duke of Toast.
  • 1901 - Ernst Schrödinger, inventor of the Uncertainty Principle, was born on this day. Or was he?
  • 1997 - Princess Diana dies in car crash after driver is distracted by the 'I love Charlie' on her right buttock.
  • 2006 - Europeans give thanks for the farsighted move of kicking Ayn Rand off their continent.
  • 2006 - Rush Limbaugh suffers great embarrassment after an assistant leaks information about his secret tattoo depicting two men engaging in immoral acts.

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It is evident that the car has come a long way since its original cardboard chassis design.

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