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Marijuana is a hard street drug which is known for its ease to obtain, its catastrophic effects, and its uninformed proponents. The most common forms of consumption are injection with a rusty needle, snorting, popping "pot pills", and huffing via a paper bag. Less common but more lethal forms of ingestion exist, such as inhaling combusting plant matter and danking bong vapes. (Full article...)

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  • ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ... that Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is the world's most intelligent and fastest-growing religion?
  • ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
  • ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
  • ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
  • ... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
  • ... that cutting off your hands reduces the spread of germs by 100%?

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April 22: National Try To Assassinate The President Day (U.S.)

  • 1609 - Council of Antes declares that peas will henceforth be eaten with a fork.
  • 1882 - First obscene phone call made, crude equipment mandates heavy breathing when careless whispers can not be heard.
  • 1962 - Lee Harvey Oswald (Pictured) fucks up first attempt to kill JFK so badly the attempt goes unnoticed until 1986, when a remodeling crew fixes the bullet hole.
  • 1970 - The Partridge Family thinks it loves you, but what is it so afraid of?
  • 1981 - A second failed assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan takes place, the shooter's motive being Reagan's films which the shooter declared, "sucked".
  • 2002 - WWE star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents the ability to refer to himself in the fifth person.
  • 2022 - Darth Vader gets his voice box fixed after decades of agony.

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GI Jew: The Movie
GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

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