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"Nothing Happens After Two" is a 2021 song by English singer-songwriter, nationalist, and 2017 fad Ed Sheeran. It is the lead single off of his 5th (not 4th) album, = (2021). The song's title can be very confusing, as people wonder if nothing happens after 2AM, or 2PM. In the music video of this song, Ed supposedly reincarnates as a vampire to bite critics who didn't like his 4th album, No.6 Collaborations Project. Several prominent music critics have died during the filming of the music video.

Unsurprisingly, it got onto number 1 of the UK Singles Charts and maybe in other countries as well. Guess they were still stuck in 2017, huh?

Lyrics

(One, two, three, four)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Everytime you come around, I won't say no

Everytime the sun goes down, I will take control

I can't feel my face before the world explodes

Today was very wonderful

Now I just spend my late nights sleeping alone

Talking with people that I don't know

This will never be the last and it will definitely won't

I don't have anything to do, because everything will never be shown

Now I'm staring at myself in the mirror

I couldn't be this much clearer

And now I want to find a way to escape

Nothing happens after two, because it's true, it's true

My life is doomed

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

My life is doomed

We've met again in the dark

You look perfect when you've made your mark

The sky's starting to blind us, but we were under the light of stars

I just went too far

Now I just spend my late nights sleeping alone

Talking with people that I don't know

This will never be the last and it will definitely won't

I don't have anything to do, because everything will never be shown

Now I'm staring at myself in the mirror

I couldn't be this much clearer

And now I want to find a way to escape

Nothing happens after two, because it's true, it's true

My life is doomed

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

My life is doomed

We've come in line

We're burning until the end of time, now

Now I just spend my late nights sleeping alone

Talking with people that I don't know

This will never be the last and it will definitely won't

I don't have anything to do, because everything will never be shown

Now I'm staring at myself in the mirror

I couldn't be this much clearer

And now I want to find a way to escape

Nothing happens after two, because it's true, it's true

My life is doomed

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

My life is doomed

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

My life is doomed

External links

The official music video for this song is right here. Click it.