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Turb0-Sunrise
A1ula
Glitchy2orua
DaniPine3
Chicken4War
OPO5SUM
6ergdown
Sovie7
Fish on sk8s
Mr. George9

The mysterious, joyful throwing riddle

The last person to edit was Alula!

Archive 1 Archive 2 Archive 3 Archive 4 Archive 5 Archive 6 Archive 7 Archive 8 Archive 9 Archive 10 Archive 11 Archive 12 Archive 13 Archive 14 Archive 15 Archive 16 Archive 17 Archive 18 Archive 19 Archive 20 Archive 21 Archive 22 Archive 23 Archive 24 Archive 25 Archive 26 Archive 27 Archive 28 Archive 29 Archive 30 Archive 31 Archive 32 Archive 33 Archive 34 Archive 35 Archive 36 Archive 37 Archive 38 Archive 39 Archive 40 Archive 41 Archive 42 Archive 43 Archive 44 Archive 45 Archive 46 Archive 47 Archive 48 Archive 49 Archive 50

imma get

your fountain-making ass 15:53, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

oh deer 20:55, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

archibe

it's been too long since archibe Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:54, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Archive is ARCHIVE!!! Obviously not ARCHIBE!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:01, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

that should be a copypasta

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

16:12, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

operation turn everything gerg says into a copypasta is a go --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:07, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

I'ma move some pages from my userspace to any other space

Like, really, I have too many pages in my userspace. Gerg's Shitroom will just be moved to Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/The Daily News. Templates that should honestly be templates will be moved to their templates. You might ask why I'm telling you this. That's a good question. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:59, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

Oh cool I added this topic at the same time it archived. That's cool. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:59, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: honestly I think it's better to have lots of things on your userspace rather than having personal stuff on non-userspace. if you think it's too much I could delete pages you don't need anymore. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:41, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

Template question

Is there a template like this [1]? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:33, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: as far as I'm aware, no. but no one's stopping you from creating one. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:35, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

I shall do that then. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:36, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

CASSIE DID STUFF Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:52, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

Eh, she kinda always does stuff near the end of the year. Not that surprising. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:58, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

@Cassie: hi hobo queen two --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:07, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

Lol, it's become a bit of a pattern. Didn't realize. Cassandra (talk) 21:00, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

I guess when you don't have to do work or school, (and even when you do) there's nothing better to do --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:17, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

@Cassie: does this count as an interaction with you? I want to be able to tell people like 5 years from now that i interacted with you

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

21:18, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: yes Cassandra (talk) 04:46, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

tell them about Bizzeebeever and Romartus too (maybe leave out a few details when it comes to Bizzee) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:28, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

tell them about Abuse filter too, just in case you ever get to interact with it at some point 21:58, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

you can interact with it by imitating a spambot --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:41, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

yes, except you can't if you're autoconfirmed 23:45, 27 December 2025 (UTC)

probably best not to try and trip the filter for no good reason --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:44, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

i think the point is that the only filter that affects autoconfirmed users doesn't do anything other than disallow edits, so you literally can't be blocked by the abuse filter 12:46, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

archib-

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Archive is ARCHIVE!!! Obviously not ARCHIBE!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:50, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

who's gonna make Category:Stuff gerg say --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:02, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Fish? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Stuff Gerg says is Stuff Gerg says!!! Obviously not Stuff gerg say!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Fish.

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

02:05, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

how about Category:Gergisms --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:08, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

how about Category:Turb0isms 00:47, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

would it be called alulisms or alulaisms? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

whichever one sounds sillier 03:14, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

A story built one article at a time/FISH!!! would definitely be up there --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:16, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

i mean, yes, but it's by technicality the only mainspace article i've ever written, and i only wrote it because ASBOAAAT had literally no entries whatsoever 03:22, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

oh my goodness all the rest are redirects --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:26, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

yup 17:33, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Question

Should userspace pages have categories? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:19, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

they don't need categories but they can have them. then again, i'm probably not the best person to ask --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:12, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker

Bad Motherfucker Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:16, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

02:16, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

Terrible maternal coitus maker 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:19, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

evil female parent sex haver --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:24, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

I AM WATCHING

Galena exists 17:44:30, 29 December 2025 (UTC) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ethantanker100 (talk • contribs)

Nobody cares

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

17:45, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

@Ethantanker100: Be sure to sign your post using the four tildes. (~~~~) Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:00, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

DeletedUser0001

Shouldn't his user page and everything about him be deleted? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:04, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

yes. i'll go do it right now 00:28, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: His subpages need to be deleted too. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:45, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

no they don't 00:48, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

miaaow mrrow

mrrp miaow meow mreooow 22:41, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Is your mouth sealed shut with duck tape? Are you being held hostage? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:46, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

no, i'm meowing 22:49, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

You're mewing? That's sigma. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:49, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

no, i'm meowing. mewing is something completely different 22:50, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Oh yeah, meowing. Like cats. You speak feline. Gordon Ramsay will give you a funny look for that.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:56, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

sordon ramgay 23:01, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

gay gay gay gay gay

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

23:03, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

gay gay homosexual gay 23:14, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Mr winkler Mr winkler Mr winkler Mr winkler --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:30, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

noelle noelle noelle noelle 00:36, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

born is the king of israel

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

01:29, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

and his name? asgore "i ran over a reindeer" dreemurr 01:31, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

asgore "A story built one article at a time/UnTunes:Bergentrückung" dreemurr --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:16, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

grandma got run over by an asgore 13:01, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Nobody mews anymore, that's so 2024-core. We now GOON to GYATTS of Baby Gronk! That way, we gain our aura points to become the HAWK TUAH TALK TUAH AURA RIZZLER TO YA! TUNG TUNG! TUNG TUNG!^[1] 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:17, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

walkin' 'long the roadside New Year's Eve

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

17:22, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

you can say i'm way too deltarotted --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:41, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

but remember to remember the pine tree

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

17:42, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

he'd been drinking way too much beer --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:44, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

We gotta figure this out, guys.

WHO IS THE COOLEST DELTAROTTER?!??!

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
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Alula

ARandomPage

DaniPine

Gergdown

Greencat Quark (doesn't really count but I'm doing it)

There were 8 votes since the poll was created on 18:43, 31 December 2025.

poll-id C707BE51D0CC0E243CE26B3617C224C7

No voting for yourself! Violators will be sent to the dungeon... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:43, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

none of them

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

18:49, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

WHO IS THE COOLEST NON-DELTAROTTER!??!

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OPOSSUM

Turb0-Sunrise

There were 13 votes since the poll was created on 19:07, 31 December 2025.

poll-id B7A8D5394368F79D62A123B6894477C9

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:09, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

this is fuckin' rigged

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

19:33, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

I voted for you, Turb0. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 23:56, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

IS THIS RIGGED!??!

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yes

No

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 19:49, 31 December 2025.

poll-id D71E9AAB8111DF84CF9CF4A8E9ED6830

the people have spoken --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:49, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

very cool to see that 25&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;nbsp; of people voted for me on the coolest deltarotter poll 22:19, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

um are you alrgitht --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:35, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

IS ALULA ALRGITHT?!??!

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yes

No

Maybe

You spelled alfuthrtigrt wrong

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 00:40, 1 January 2026.

poll-id 885C0540D9D4EE61E8F693EF6334E58C

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:40, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

oh yeah i'm alright. it's the poll that isn't (it bugged out and created that string of text earlier) 00:48, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

SHOULD THERE BE A FORUM JUST FOR POLL SPAM?!??!

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Yeah

No

There already is, it's called Last person to edit wins

There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 01:08, 1 January 2026.

poll-id 6A826196445D9C53B0AF79B2DD7752D5

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:08, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

mmm yes i love pollspam. i especially love how voting on multiple of them on the same page can fuck up the numbers to unimaginable levels 01:29, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

forum:poll spam is now active --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:30, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

PDF

Is there a way to get a PDF version of a page? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:23, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

why do you want a pdf version of a page --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:35, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

So I can read it offline. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:37, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

probably best to start a new forum topic, LPTEW gets archibed fast --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 06:13, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Red Links

Should red links be removed from articles? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:26, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

only if there's little chance that it'll ever be an actual article (say, a made-up name) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:33, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

New Year...

Chicken4War wishes the world a happy 2026 ... --Chicken4War / talk to me 05:58, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Yay! I made a new sig to celebrate. The colors have 2026 in the hex codes! --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 06:13, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

11:49, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Happy New Year to you too Chicken4War! good to see you're still around here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:08, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

no hastily made ms paint picture, your celebration isn't valid 12:26, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@alula:

is it valid now? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:36, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

probably 14:10, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

I made this. it's unrelated --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 03:08, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: so I've found the website used for the original image and I tried making my own version on it.

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:19, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

we should make a category for this --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:38, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: maybe we should, considering there's a whole bunch of images like these. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:45, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

smots gaming

smots gaming ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 10:09, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

POSSUM chowg. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 11:32, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Fish on skates. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:20, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

moccasins. 20:57, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

moccasins. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:20, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Category question

Is there a category for pages with exernal links? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:38, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

@soviet: if such category existed, around 75% of all Uncyclopedia articles would be categorized there. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:26, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

It's the liberals! They hate categories and they HATE EXTERNAL LINKS! #MUGA

5:33 PM - 1 January 2026

183434

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Userfy

I decided to make a voting template for when you wanna userfy something on VFD. nothing special.

Userfy.

I hope you all like it.

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:24, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

so that's what that laggy icon gallery thingy was for --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 03:09, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

yeeah, i dont know a better way to make such a gallery. I might just ask someone to huff it tbh, as its just causing immense lag

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:13, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

you could split it into subpages --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 03:36, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

I could...GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:52, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Deltarune

I'm on mobile and the Deltarune page just doesn't work so what's it about? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 03:48, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Deltarune. Hope this helps! --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 03:49, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

It really did! But I can't really decide if I should get the game or not. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 04:03, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

ask alula or DaniPine3 or Gergdown (aka the deltarotter trio) --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 04:13, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

do it 08:39, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Ask Gergdown, I think we all know what Alula and DaniPine3 will say. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 14:33, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Is it available on Linux? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:34, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

@soviet: [2] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:36, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

If Gergdown says yes, I'll get the game. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

one of my friends recommended playing Undertale first --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 17:43, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

i also recommend that, but only if you're also planning on playing undertale to begin with 20:41, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

What's Undertale? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:46, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

the other game that toby fox (main developer/creator of deltarune) has made. it features a bit of character overlap but is a different game 20:57, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

as toby fox i can confirm this Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:23, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

should i make more voting templates?

should i? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:58, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Could you further explain what you mean by "voting template?" Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:21, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

templates like

For. or

Against. or

Keep. or

Delete. that are used on votes like VFH or VFD --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:36, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Sure! Why not? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:52, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

@soviet: how do you make an edit minor on mobile --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:59, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

In preferences, you can enable "mark all edits as minor by default" or you can use the visual editor to mark edits as minor. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:30, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

ain't no way i'm visual editing except on Forum:Most tags wins --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:40, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

i agree, except i didn't even get visual editor to work when i tried it 09:36, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

i only use visual editor to find images Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:41, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

i open another tab and search --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:53, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

i search and ctrl+click the links i get 21:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

hi

hello i am alive and probably well because i have dr. pepper Schism (talk) 19:51, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

be more active Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:54, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

maybe eventually i could write an article one time sometime soon at a point in time certainly in the future but hopefully not too far into the future about hopium because that particular meme was funny Schism (talk) 19:55, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

nuh uh Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:00, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

articles shoukdn't rely on outside memes --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 20:45, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

*ahem* Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:46, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

that is an example of what not to do --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 20:47, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

uncyclopedia's birthday

is in 3 days --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:43, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

yay Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:44, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

in 3 days, Uncyclopedia can legally drink in the United States --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:58, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! 08:50, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:50, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

Fecking lunatics. Obviously, victory IS mine, since I was the last one to edit! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:32, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

asshole. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:32, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!! --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:12, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!! 16:20, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

A confederate car? In this era? This is almost as bad as the time I became racist! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:21, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

tell me more --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:22, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

It's not my car, i stole it off the side of the road. Didn't even notice the flag until you pointed it out 16:25, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

i hope you checked if there was anyone in it --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:41, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

hey cool the car from the dukes of hazzard Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:43, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

if there was someone in it, it'd have been an overtly racist Southerner from the US, of whose lack of health I am indifferent. amused, even. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:46, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

Next person to edit fingers little babies!

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 16:46, 4 January 2026 (UTC) STOP EDIT CONFLICTING MEEEEE 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:46, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

no Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:47, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

stop edit conflicting ME turb0 --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:48, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT ANITHER EDIT CONFLICT!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:48, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

SUPER MEGA EDIT CONFLICT RAY 3000 --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:49, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:49, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

EDIT CONFLICTS ARE FUNNY WHEN THEY DONT AFFECT ME PERSONALLY --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:50, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

EDIT MOTHERFUCKERS 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:51, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

EDIT 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:52, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:52, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:52, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

GERGDOWN YOU'RE EDITING TOO MUCH!!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:53, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

I'M EDITING IT SO FUCKING MUCH THIS FUCKING TIME !!!!!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:54, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... HAHAHA!!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:55, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

SUPER MEGA EDIT CONFLICT RAY GUN OF DEATH 9000 Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:04, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: now's your fancy discussion tool's time to shine 18:31, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

Super mega edit conflict ray of death 9000.png

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:45, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

hehe i'm editing too :) --Chicken4War / talk to me 20:35, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

hi chicken Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:36, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

hi turb0 and chicken --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:22, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

hi fish and turb0 and chicken 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:48, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

I was pinged about edit conflicts.
I physically cannot be edit conflicted. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:31, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

hi l1on --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:34, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

Hi — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:34, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

Bot

Is there an extremely tedious but simple task that I can use my bot to complete? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:11, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

Editing the following pages
Forum:Last_person_to_edit_wins
Forum:Last_person_to_edit_wins
Forum:Last_person_to_edit_wins
Last person to edit wins
A story built one byte at a time
A story built one word at a time — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:34, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

anything to do with files --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:35, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

you can edit An article that is currently being made one character per edit 23:36, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

if a file has a duplicate on commmons or an svg version, you could update the links from the old file to the new one --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:38, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

that doesn't sound like a simple task but yeah, you could do that too 00:04, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

You could check the file hashes, I think commons and uncyc have a tool/special page/api request to get the list of images based on a hash, and to get the hash of the images.

I also have a bit of code that replaces links from one thing to another. I think it breaks on one single edge-case (realistically will only occur in extremely weird pages, such as all those made by the dark witch (zana)), but works in every other situation. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:11, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

also, moving categories --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 14:59, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

ten thousand edits

yipee Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:25, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

yay

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:32, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

aluglugluglu

ceolevoeiovheovdijhilaghuhuishr Schism (talk) 22:04, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

gibberishfilled drivelmaxxer 22:06, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

shismcmsicismsmmcsmmsm --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:09, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

fifsfishs on skatseskatasekates 22:27, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:29, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

wow 22:30, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

gay Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:30, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

i was gonna say something simple here but someone just fired off a firework near me (very much an illegal thing to do outside of new years) and i felt the need to comment on it 22:32, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

in the us you hear them the whole month of June and July --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:33, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

over here in boston you hear gunshots Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:35, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

i think violence and shooting up fireworks are two very different things turb0 22:36, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

you'd be surprised --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:37, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah, i am in fact surprised. at what exactly, i don't know though 22:41, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

everything in this topic is a curveball --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:45, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah i'm just waiting for someone to comment on it being utterly incomprehensible 22:47, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

you also hear yankees fans getting run down, as well as plow trucks crushing random cars Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:03, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

and road rage I'm guessing? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:20, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

the road is angry. it wants revenge for all the verbal abuse it's had to endure 23:36, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

the road does not want Yankees fans --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:38, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

it is raging at the concept of it sucking 23:38, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

when you road rage, the road rages back --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:44, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

when the yankees suck, that's called an ordinary day Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:55, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

You know I think this "Yankees Sucks" injoje is the king of lame. Who even are the Yankees? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:22, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

idk at this point it's just turb0's catchphrase that he wants to become an injoje^[2] --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 01:26, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

and because he so desperately wants yankees suck to become an injoke, practically no one treats it as one 05:40, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

and that's like half of why it's a semi-injoke Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 11:23, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

maybe not an in-joke, but it is a fact-checked fact denied by the liberals! #MUGA

Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)

11:29, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

i don't think that's how it works 11:40, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

yes it is Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 11:47, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

fish's inverse law of memes: if you made a "joke" and want it to be on The Complete And Infallible List of Officially Approved Uncyclopedia Inside Jokes, what you made up will feel forced. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:26, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

alula's inverse inverse law of meems: if you made a "joke" i found moderately funny i will distort and repeat it for so long that it becomes awful 18:26, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

fish's inverse inverse inverse law of memz: if you made a "joke" i found moderately funny i will eventually become the sole perpetuator of said joke because even the person who made it will be tired of it --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 20:03, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

alula's inverdr inverse inverse inverse law of mimis: i can haz cheezburger please? 07:46, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

dani's invrse ineevrs invdrs inverse invers law of mims: no you canot have cheezborga 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:04, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

:Ɛ 08:31, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

uhh

nobody tell soviet how many pages are in BiB right now Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:02, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

nobody tell schism either --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:37, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

moschomebelegel

preosere na defnnsss 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:08, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

oefhfjsk fosodn eksogg ch r --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 13:47, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

fhterger glinglog? blorgef grengling florheghegr! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:56, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

fuiue sdoggnwnui fioe. sfueaiogu, feasi uawi ef --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 14:09, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

the list of events so far:

in music class
music teacher plays the bergentruck song
somebody pulls the "hey that bump" thing
now he's talking about gaster
fuck my life

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:28, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

your music teacher sounds awesome --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:40, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah i agree 15:49, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

you have to agree or you'll be the next bump shaped like a deer --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:54, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

he has the weirdest laugh on earth too Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:57, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

is this laughter prehaps... friendly? 16:00, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

does he go myeh heh heh --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:19, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

does he cooka da pasta 17:12, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

does he remember you're genocides --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 17:34, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

does he bone your mother 22:18, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

@alula: you might mean that his brother bones your mother 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:30, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

no, i meant what i said 22:33, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

AIBOPAAT Bot

Would it be a good idea to make my bot edit AIBOPAAT? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:37, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

no 10:29, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

why? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 13:50, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

it might fuck stuff up Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:52, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

i'm asking why soviet would want the bot to do AIBOPAAT --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 13:54, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

probably to make it more like r/place than it already is 21:04, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

out of curiosity, would it be on team perple lerf or red lerf --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:40, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

Red lerf. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:04, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Turb0 DISAPPROVED

General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston

21:19, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

hello

i am broke now because 2 liter dr. peppers cost 4 DOLLARS because of unit price Schism (talk) 22:27, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

you should also know that people who don't pick sides in the war will be destroyed

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!

22:32, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

but if you do stay neutral, there's a userbox for it --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:40, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise:@Fish on skates: i dont care about baseball, fuck sports, the only one i've ever watched was hockey Schism (talk) 22:45, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

new way to misspell {{ping}} just dropped --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:46, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

nothing happened, i never misspelled anything Schism (talk) 22:47, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

usually it's DaniPinf3 who "pin"s you --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:49, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

@Schism: try all you want, you can't delete history! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:50, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

alright launch the jewish space laser array, we're vaporizing spain (and then removing it from history 1984 style) Schism (talk) 22:52, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

take out france while you're at it --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:00, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

@Schism: why is the ray Jewish tho 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:21, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

why not --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:22, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

it's not fully jew, it's only jew-ish

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!

23:28, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

Boner.

Boner. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:16, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I had to see it, so you all do too

Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)

01:19, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Nah. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:08, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

oh my they ate some bad bubblegum --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:47, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Oh deer

“Did you just 'hey that bump is shaped like a deer' somebody?”
– Me to my dad

told ya no one was safe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 04:23, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

It's also like he's in some king of, TRUCKGRAVE... 10:52, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

when's the untunes coming out

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!

17:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Let's play Zork (the actual one!)

I have it booted up on a website called ClassicReload right now.

West of House

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small white mailbox here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 17:06, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

open the mailbox

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!

17:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet. -OPOSSUM

read the leaflet --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 17:10, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

"Zork is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!" Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 17:12, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

uninstall zork 17:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "uninstall". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 17:14, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

break computer

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!

17:27, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "computer". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 17:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

throw up

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!

17:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

That sentence isn't one I recognize.

puke

I don't know the word "puke".

barf

Preposterous! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 17:34, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

fuckin' retarded game

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!

17:35, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "fuckin'". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 17:37, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

retarded computer

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!

17:39, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "retarded". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 17:40, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

stupid game (clearly it will have to know the word "stupid") 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:45, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "stupid". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 17:55, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

punch mailbox with head 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:59, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "head".

hit mailbox with head

You don't have that! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 18:00, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Punch mailbox 18:01, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "punch."

hit mailbox

What do you want to hit the mailbox with?

hand

What do you want to hand?

hit mailbox with hands

I've met strange people, but fighting a small mailbox? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 18:05, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

have hot sloppy sex with mailbox

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!

18:11, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

What a loony! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 18:14, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

wait, did the game actually understand "have hot sloppy sex?" 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:18, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

No, but I wanted to keep stuff brief and simply added "fuck mailbox", no further descriptions. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 18:21, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

so it does understand the word "fuck"... interesting... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:33, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "so". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 18:36, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

break door 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:36, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

What do you want to break the door with? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 18:38, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

hands 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:39, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Trying to destroy a door with a pair of hands is futile. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 18:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

look around 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:43, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

There is a small mailbox here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 18:47, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

break door with mailbox

Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!

20:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Trying to destroy a door with a small mailbox is futile. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 20:23, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

inventory --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 20:24, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You are carrying:

A leaflet

go back to the house (please do this move after fish's, i'm too fucking impatient right now, i just got edit conflicted fuck you fish) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:25, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You used the word "back" in a way that I don't understand.

go east

The door is boarded and you can't remove the boards. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 20:28, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

remove the boards 20:30, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

The boards are securely fastened.

break window 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:35, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

What do you want to break the window with? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 20:38, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

mailbox 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't see any window here! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 20:43, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

go north 20:51, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

North of House

You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

go down the path --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:01, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't do that!

go north

This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 21:03, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

climb tree --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:04, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Up a Tree

You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches.

The nearest branch above you is above your reach.

Beside you in the branch is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with fine gold inlay, ornamented in lapiz lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is hinged and closed with a delicate-looking clasp. The egg appears extremely fragile. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 21:08, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

take the egg 21:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Taken. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 21:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

eat the egg 21:16, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't think that the jewel-encrusted egg would agree with you.

You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 21:18, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

throw the egg at the bird --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:40, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't see any bird here.

You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 21:46, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

throw the egg at the song bird --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:48, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

You can't see any songbird here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 21:51, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

come down from tree --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

That sentence isn't one I recognize.

down

Forest Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 21:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

look around --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:00, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Forest Path

This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 22:06, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

go north 22:07, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Clearing

You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads south. On the ground is a pile of leaves. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 22:09, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

inspect the leaves 22:13, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know the word "inspect".

examine leaves

There's nothing special about the pile of leaves. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 22:16, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Should this be moved to its own forum thread?

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.

Yes

No

There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 22:16, 10 January 2026.

poll-id 00660EFDD6AF5DBF5BFFD582C724F82B

// LPTEW, the birther of forums --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

This thread is about to be moved to its own forum. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 23:30, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

link? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:32, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Forum:Let's play Zork (the real one!) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 23:34, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

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SPAM

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:48, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

01:29, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

someone should make a superduperainbow template

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:32, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

no, superainbow is already spammy enough 02:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

subrainbow where it gets smaller --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 02:30, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

wouldn't that be just as spammy? 02:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

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🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:41, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

OH SHIT 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:43, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

ARCHIBE --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 03:39, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

wat

Cassandra (talk) 04:56, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 05:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

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13:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC) – Preceding signed comment added by Turb0-Sunrise (talk • contribs)

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yeah General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:29, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

ok. is there any point in pointing that out though? 15:35, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

lptew'ers can't count. you should know this by now --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:18, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

i meant the "duck is getting unbanned" part. is there any reason to point stuff like that out? 17:37, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

to prepare, i guess --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:25, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

when archibe

archibe 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:48, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

when archibe 2.0

when archibe 2.0 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:53, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

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when archibe 8.0

my phone now autocorrects to archibe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:32, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

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