Road Rage
PICK A FUCKING SIDE, ASSWIT! Anyways, road rage is what happens when THESE FUCKTARDS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE! ARE YOU DRIVING A FUCKING LAWNMOWER? SPEED IT UP, CHICKEN-LEGS ! As I was saying, when mommy and daddy really love each- Oh, sorry, wrong article. So road rage is what happens when somebody driving bothers another driver. It is a very serious thing, and should be MY UNBORN FUCKING BABY CAN DRIVE BETTER THAN YOU, DIAPERWIT ! Like I was saying, it should be avoided at all costs. Life is precious after all. DIE YOU USELESS CYCLIST! YOU'RE TAKING UP THE WHOLE FUCKING LANE, POOP NOSE !
Causes
Road Rage is caused by MAYBE GRADUATE PRESCHOOL BEFORE YOU DRIVE THAT THING, YOU FAT BASTARD ! *ahem* People thinking they're better than every other driver on the road. In most scenarios, the rager is the worse driver, like this fucker BEHIND ME! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD, DICKWEASEL ! Woah, almost hit that group of children there. Don't contribute to this by being a SHIT DRIVER! DAMNIT, QUIT GOING SO SLOW, FAGFACE !
Results
Road ragers are often some of the most intelligent people on Earth, unlike THIS RETARD! WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE, YA UNEMPLOYED ASSWIPE !? They will not hesitate to fuck your shit up. Majorly. Most road ragers are very determined, and will not stop pursuing an aggressor for several hundred miles, like this TAILGATING FUCK! DAMNIT, QUIT GOING SO SLOW, ASSDICK ! .
WHAT'S THIS FUCKER DOING?!
Hey, you in the piece-of-shit '97 Corolla! Yeah, you! STAY IN THE LINES, JIMBO WALES WANNABE ! LIKE A FUCKING COLORING BOOK! You wanna fucking go?!? WHAT THE HELL? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU RUN ME OFF THE ROAD?!? I'LL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS! YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT, HORSECOCK-FOR-A-BRAIN ! GET READY TO SAY GOODNIGHT! Wait, is that a fucking KNIFE?! Hey no need to get agressive. I just wanted to have a civil conversation.[Citation desprately needed] WHY, GOD, WHY? HEY, WHAT'S THAT FUCKER IN THE FORD F-150 DOING?! GET ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK! YOU HEARD ME! KNEES TO CHEST, RASIN DICK ! Wait, NOOOO! LET'S TALK THIS THROUGH!!! NOT THE HANDS! WHAT THE FUCK! WHY THE FUCKING WINDOW? YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COST ME FAGGOT?!!? OH, GOD IT HURTS!! OW OW OW OW! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAA-
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