Forum:Last "person" to edit "wins" absolutely nothing!

Forums: Index > BHOP > Last person to edit wins/Archive47

• 

  Turb0-Sunrise

• 

  A1ula

• 

  Glitchy2orua

• 

  DaniPine3

• 

  Chicken4War

• 

  Fi5h on skates

• 

  6ergdown

• 

  Sovie7

• 

  Turb0-Sunrise8

• 

  <insert name here>9

The virtual, obscene stumbling xylophone

The last person to edit was Alula!

Archive 1 Archive 2 Archive 3 Archive 4 Archive 5 Archive 6 Archive 7 Archive 8 Archive 9 Archive 10 Archive 11 Archive 12 Archive 13 Archive 14 Archive 15 Archive 16 Archive 17 Archive 18 Archive 19 Archive 20 Archive 21 Archive 22 Archive 23 Archive 24 Archive 25 Archive 26 Archive 27 Archive 28 Archive 29 Archive 30 Archive 31 Archive 32 Archive 33 Archive 34 Archive 35 Archive 36 Archive 37 Archive 38 Archive 39 Archive 40 Archive 41 Archive 42 Archive 43 Archive 44 Archive 45 Archive 46 Archive 47

DUI?

how about you die? 19:46, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: Where are the topics? Where are they?! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:49, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

they got ran over by a truck 19:50, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:53, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

no way the forum has been over by a truck two times in a row.
I'll run a hundred mileeeees in an hour 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:54, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

who wants to fuck up my sig _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:54, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

what do you mean by that 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:58, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

incorrect, this time it was the topics. next time it's probably the factoids or something 20:07, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

sig has been successfully messed up. it involves comic sans. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

is this font fightable 14:39, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

apparently it was --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:41, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

archibe

it's been too long since archibe _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:24, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

archibe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

arbive

arbive forum Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:26, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:30, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Mad Botherfucker 20:32, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

rekcufrehtoM daB _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:33, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:33, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:35, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Turb0-Sunrise --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:16, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

In soviet russia,

forum archives YOU!! _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:36, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

what if it just never archives anything ever 21:04, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

arbive forum Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:05, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

darcide _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:31, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise:, you forgot to captialise the "S" and "R" in Soviet Russia. Sovieт☭ 22:56, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

oh god here's the grammar nazi _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:57, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, YOU FIX GRAMMAR NOT SEE ERRORS! Sovieт☭ 22:58, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

in Soviet Russia grammar fixes you --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:16, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

so

a design i made the 3d design site i use way too much has a reaction from a site admin and two of the best designers on the site. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:54, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

You did not capitalise the "A" and the two "I". Also, what software do you use? Sovieт☭ 22:57, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

this brainrotted site filled with 8-year-olds called Tinkercad. it's actually pretty cool if you find one of the few non-brainrotted designs _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:00, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

You should get Blender. I use it and it's great for making "high quality" models. Also, what did you make? Sovieт☭ 23:11, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

why did you put "high quality" between quotation marks? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:15, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: what design was it --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:16, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: @Fish on skates: this _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:29, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Cool, I'll try to remake it in Blender. Sovieт☭ 23:32, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

so uh which admin and designers --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:04, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: wait you're on there too _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 03:14, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

uhh yeah i dabbled a bit in tinkercad as a young lass --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: umm penelopy was the admin, the Tinker Dragon, CMF, (that's actually happened before once) hlmodtech (clueless yet?) _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

oh haha thought you were talking about Uncyclopedia admins --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:16, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

BEWARE: ANARCHIC CHESS HAS ESCAPED BREACHMENT.

That's right. Anarchy chess is real. No rules! (Well, besides some.) Have fun. Imagine the ASBOWAATs... but somehow worse. I am now writing in bold text because I want to grab your attention. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:24, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: not to enter in clichès, but, holly hell. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:29, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

new response just dropped --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

actual zombie 10:20, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

like... zombiebaron???? _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:32, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

turb0-sunrise went on vacation, never came back 13:34, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

then why am i here (to tahiti, then an obsession to eat yogurt?) _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:35, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

Call the exorcist 14:22, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

i am the exorcist _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:40, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

pawn storm incoming! 14:50, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

UPCOMING DESIGN

I am making a pair of moccasins. stay tuned. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 03:14, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

moccasins. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

THEY ARE FINISHED. you may view them here. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:21, 19 November 2025

(UTC)

and my username on there is what it would be on here if it allowed underscores. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:21, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

AND AN ADMIN REACTION _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:05, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

Hiiiiiiii :3🔪 not an admin but I'm here to react! --Knife Girl 19:19, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

hello knife girl, would you like some knives _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:20, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

Hmmmm... no. I got way too many knives for last years christmas, and I still haven't gotten them fully sorted out yet. --Knife Girl 19:27, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

would you like some girls then --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:33, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

OMG YES!!! --Knife Girl 21:08, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

well then shouldn't you be called girl girl --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:16, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

I can have more than one hobby, you know! It just so happens that I really like stabbing people with knives :3 --Knife Girl 12:11, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

would you like to stab the ip who screwed up a bunch of user pages _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:12, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Would I EVER! -Knife Girl 16:37, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

would you like me to stab you _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:39, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Say that again but come about a foot closer. -Knife Girl 16:41, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

okay comes closer would you like me to stab you _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:45, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Surprise! 🔪 U ded now -Knife Girl 16:47, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

false, i have stabbed you instead _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:48, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Oh no! You have stabbed me, and in doing so, revealed that I'm five raccoons in a trench coat! -Five raccoons in a trench coat 16:55, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Five raccoons in a trenchcoat, you are now going to be the final boss of MITK's BC route. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:56, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: if you do so, you are obligued to introduce them with suddenly, raccoons. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:59, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Feel free to use 8-bit Night for it _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:01, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

holy shit

Mhaille just did something. wonder if i can summon him. @Mhaille: you probably have no idea who any of us are _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:34, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: what are you talking about? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:42, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

oh, you're right... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:43, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

Mhaille, is it pronounced mail, ma-hail, or mailee? (important) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:22, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

Is that an Ace Combat reference? Sovieт☭ 22:07, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

What Ace Combat reference? Also it's apparently pronounced "Malley" --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:16, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

NEED ERECT PENIS?!?!

CLICK HERE FOR NAKED BITCHES!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:23, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

CLICK HERE FOR MORE NAKED BITCHES!!! _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:27, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

CLICK HERE FOR THE NAKEDEST BITCHES OF ALL TIME!!! (geddit?) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:47, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

haha. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:48, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

CLICK [HERE] FOR FREE ROBUX!!! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:16, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

CLICK [HERE] TO GET A FREE IPOD!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:23, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

CLICK [[HERE]] TO GET A NIGERIAN PRINCE'S MONEY! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:28, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

CLICK [[HERE]] for free [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:30, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

CLICK [[[HERE]]] FOR FREE [[Tryptophan synthase]] --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:36, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

tier list template

S ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For some reason, if you make these lists short, these lines aren't centered. Why? Tubes! The internet, is tubes, duh! Hopefully nobody sues us for this! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. With rats. And rats make me crazy. ​ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ B ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This website. I mean, it's pretty good, it kind of changed my ways of living, y'know. Okay, well, when I say it like that, it sounds bad. But... y'know... without this website, I would've been very different. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ C ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BANANAS! SO ANYWAYS... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This tier. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ F ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * the yankees ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 02:15, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Avatar TLA characters must use images from the movies.

There are no pages for them yet, but I'm telling you! – Preceding unsigned comment added by IWiped (talk • contribs)

You wiped, yet you didn't sign... --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:37, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

FUCK

FUCK Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 18:13, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

SHIT 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:26, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

CUNT _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:27, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

PECK 18:53, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

MITTEN --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:22, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

RETARD _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:02, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

DEER --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:50, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

6 7

Ay, we got 167 active editors!!! Sovieт☭ 20:31, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

no. we will not stand for this tinkaton! 20:49, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Then sit down. Sovieт☭ 20:55, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

what if instead, you stand still for a quick moment? tinkaton! 20:58, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

As dumb as it is, 67 is honestly miles better than your memes, Tinka-whatever. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:55, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

any meme is fine as long as it isn't a cliche, which 67 is --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:05, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

oh hi tinkalula _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:06, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: I'd argue 67 is already on its way to become a clichè tho
memes have a very short lifespan these last years 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:24, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

apparently not this one, it's fucking EVERYWHERE. there is no escape. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:48, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: that's what I mean, tho. the more time it's everywhere, the more tired people will eventually get of the meme, until they deem it "un-hip" and get on with the next meme. because that's how trend goes. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:51, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

It still needs to be fucking killed soon, it's driving me up both a tree and a wall at the same time _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:52, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

yeah, I meant that 67 is a cliche --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:26, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

cliche, how about fire it from a trebuchet _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:27, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

everything is in Trebuchet MS font now --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:29, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

well fuck

the moccasins i made are my third most liked design, behind a skyline of boston and the palace i made. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:01, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

people like moccasins. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:26, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

i can confirm, moccasins are well liked 07:56, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

they are well designed though _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 12:56, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

SIX SEVEN

SIX SEVEN ARTICLE COMING OUT SOON! Sovieт☭ 01:44, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

ok but like it should have an actual joke --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:50, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

I know. Sovieт☭ 03:13, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

no more font 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 03:16, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

What font? Sovieт☭ 03:22, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

trebuchet MS --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:49, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

Remake of Turb0 Sunrise's palace in blender

@Turb0-Sunrise: I remade your palace in blender

Sovieт☭ 12:51, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

woah _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 12:53, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

hello

I am alive 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:06, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

where the FUCK have YOU been _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:09, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

my computer screen exploded and I have called upon the magic of 67 to unexplode it 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:10, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

what the FUCK did YOU just say _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:12, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

to me, you little --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:49, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

bitch? I'll have you _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:40, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

know that I graduated top of --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:21, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

my class in the _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:06, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

Navy Seals, and I've --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:20, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

Died Soviet ☭ 15:51, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Of several heart attacks --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:14, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

pinf

pinf _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:18, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

Phineas in Ferb --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:21, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

pinf 18:05, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

penguins in nine femtoseconds --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:06, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

pinf _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:10, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

poop is not food --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:14, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

pinfball 18:15, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

pinfk --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:20, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

pinfafore _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:24, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

danipinfe3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:43, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

pinf ponf _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:44, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

PINFGAS --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:46, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

pinfsh on skates 20:12, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

pinflula --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:20, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

prx 21:14, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

pinfidoo --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:04, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

pinfdown _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:57, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

turb0-pinfrise --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:27, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

pinfen4war _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:37, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

bad motherpinfer --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:38, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

arandompinf _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:25, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

PINF4Eva 13:29, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

tropicalpinfer --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:09, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Well lads...

i'm about to hit 10,000 edits. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 05:01, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

10000? that's almost a fourth of the way to whatever crazy number Dani currently has 08:22, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

@alula: what do you mean by "crazy number" 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:23, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

it murdered a family of four last night and set their house on fire. that's what i mean by "crazy number" 12:32, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

and i got the song OPOSSUM called pizza tower music for the random image _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:26, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

You mean the music that I made which somebody else called Pizza Tower music? I think you've got it backwards; I've never played it, remember? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:53, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

yeah that one, also the wolverhampton football</> SOCCER team is playing in about an hour. do i care? no. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:03, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

<football>breaking news: turb0-sunrise forgets how to close a strikethrough tag. wolverhampton also scores one billion goals</football> 14:14, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

block me for exactly 10 seconds for that _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:18, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

ok done 14:45, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

i said 10, you did 11 _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:47, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

you have to understand, what's the fun in being an admin if one doesn't abuse their position of power? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:49, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

happy 10000th edit for real. penis 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 14:51, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

you bunch. stop editing conflicting. i wanna edit 14:52, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

pass 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 14:53, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

alright... 15:12, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

SUPER MEGA EDIT CONFLICT RAY 9001 _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:14, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Let's all settle this with some dinner at my place. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 15:19, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

You fool, in order to have dinner at your place, I will have to know where you live. And if I know where you live, I can post your address all over the Internet. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:56, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

edit conflicting prick _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:57, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

mwahahaha :3 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:06, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

gagagagagagag :B _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:46, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

i'll bring the desserts and then find out that everyone else only brought desserts --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:09, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

i will bring the desserts knowing that everyone else brought desserts _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:20, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

i will bring one pie for each person who shows up so i can pie them in the face --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:07, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

Vote for the best skin

Best skin?

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.

Vector 2022

Vector 2010

Cologne Blue

GreyStuff

Minerva

Modern

Monobook

Timeless

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 16:03, 22 November 2025.

poll-id 02ADF1CF648953CCBCC22EDB97C0AD37

Soviet ☭ 16:03, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

the best skin is obviously the one i'm wearing in minecraft 16:10, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Which one? Soviet ☭ 16:14, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

what do you mean "which one" i only have one minecraft skin 16:16, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

since when did alula play minecraft _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:25, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

since 2013 16:26, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

my skin's probably better _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:34, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

no 16:56, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

yes _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:54, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

is it wally the blue monster or something 20:04, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

is yours alula oneshot --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:09, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

i guess you could say that, yeah 20:11, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

on the topic of uncyclopedia skins, i prefer to use a different one than whichever one I use for wikipedia so i don't confuse the two --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:15, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

continuing on that topic: this poll is the first time i've seen someone actually like vector 2022 maybe ever 21:19, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

actually it's some fucker in the fenway greens _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:28, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

i should've known that that fucker in the fenway greens was using vector 2022 20:04, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

no i use vector 2010 _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:06, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

i wasn't talking about you, i was talking about that fucker in the fenway greens 00:15, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

the fucker in the fenway greens thinks that vector 2022 is an abomination Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:59, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

UnBooks main page revamp

I've done it. i revamped one of the uh... worst... main pages, and redone it. it should now look good, i think. this is some bold text. why is there bold text now? i dunno. oh wait here's an actual question: what main page should i revamp next? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 18:42, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

UnPoetia. Soviet ☭ 21:10, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Gergpedia --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:31, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

User:Turb0-Sunrise 21:44, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Forum:Last person to edit wins --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:46, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

MediaWiki:Common.css 21:47, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

actually if you could make it all caps you would get absolutely nothing _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:04, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

I COULD MAKE IT ALL CAPS MANUALLY --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:06, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

uhh sure _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:08, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

@TURB0-SUNRISE: check your userpage --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:21, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

oh i should probably revamp UnQuotable and Why?'s main pages. i shall do that soon 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:34, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Greetings

Here at the Gerg's Coding Lab thingymajingy, I am "devoted" for the "improvement" of the coding of this website. That's why it's called a coding lab. Because it's a lab for coding. There, I'm "devoted" to everything every Uncyclopedian dreams of. Uh... cool things to look at. Cool wiki-text. Cool CSS. So uh... you should give me thumbsucker. But before you read further, I do have to say, I have your mother. I stole your mother because I saw that my mother disappeared. And I thought it was you who stole my mother. We should do a trade. With the mothers. Not the things I said before.

Why you should give me thumbsucker

You see, with an edit count as FAT as me, it is only fucking necessary that you give my thumbsucker. Like seriously, it is fucking crazy to me that no one has given my thumbsucker yet. I HAVE ALMOST AS MUCH EDITS AS ALL OF THE ADMINS COMBINED IN THE LAST 30 DAYS. I MAKE UP THE MAJORITY OF THIS WEBSITE'S EDITS! I REVAMPED THREE FUCKING UNCYCLOPROJECTS'S MAIN PAGES, AS A USER! It's fucking crazy that I still dno't have Thumbsucker.

What happens when you don't.

WELL, YOU SEE... I will kill your mother. Then I will use my knowledge into javascript to burn the fuck outta these servers. Then I will hack into the FUCKING AMERICAN NUCLEAR SYSTEM. You see, there was a data-breach I found after using my password brute-forcer given to me from some Islamic rebellion fighters during the events of 9/11. I will use the Afghani password breacker technology to breach into the system disguised as an Icelandic viewer, use the data breach to breach someone's account, and then BLOW UP THE ENTIRETY OF FUCKING EUROPE! And after your fucking Northern lights post, if I see you in real life, I WILL KILL YOU!!! Ah... the story of Icarus, the boy that fell from grace by flying too close to the sun... and you're trying to bring the sun down to the fucking Earth. SO I'LL DO IT FIRST! Ain't no stopping me now... I'm gonna be on the moon! I'm gonna turn into the fucking Minotaur! Trapped in this endless maze only to be murdered eventually if you don't give me that role! If you don't, I'll give you your own wax wings, and through you thousands of feet into the fucking air! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 21:23, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

someone make this a template --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:31, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

i must point out the "dno't" _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:52, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

also "breacker" --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:54, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

"through" _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:56, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

"uncycloprojects's" --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:58, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

thingymajingy" there's a lot of fuckups _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:09, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

a lot of tytpos --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:21, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

all typos were intentional. except for through 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:30, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

i didn't know the minotaur was fucking 13:29, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

Why can't my user page deleted

Is there some rule I don't see or something? I don't understand why my user page can't deleted. Soviet☭ Free votes 23:53, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

theoretically, i could move your user page redirect to my user-space, deleting your user page. it might break Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE!#Signature guidelines, but it says "should", not "you have to". is this a shenanigan-filled loophole? yes. yes it is 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 00:06, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

nevermind. it says "Must have a link to your userpage. A direct link to your talkpage would be nice as well." man. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 00:09, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

My signature still has a link to my user page, but my user page just doesn't exist. Soviet☭ Free votes 00:35, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

It also has to include a proper link to your userpage if it is to actually ping users (see mine, dani's, or alula's sig) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:11, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: That only applies to pinging YOU because of your broken-ass CD tool. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:59, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

No, you need a link to your user page for the ping to work. 14:09, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

Ah, I remember this conversation from a few months ago. I'm not the only one whose signature doesn't contain an extra userpage link. In fact, the majority of template sigs on this site are like that. But L10nM4st3r is the SINGULAR user on this site who insists that people don't do that, which is what led me to assume that this problem was related to his tools. Don't make me get out my troll sig again. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:18, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

everybody mess up their sigs like i did to turb0's --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:07, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

which looks like SiR tUrB0 SuRnIsE!!1!11! VANDALIZE MY TALK PAGE LULZZZZZZ OH LOOKY HERE MY CONATIRBUTISNS GUN WOTM I'm from Boston btw YANKEES SUCK! 21:22, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

it looks amazing --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:27, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

i think it might genuinely be difficult to mess up my signature without completely changing every aspect of it. it's somehow way too simple 22:07, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

maybe just put like a ton of s that all link to different things --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:14, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

like this one? 22:16, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

So can my user page be deleted? Soviet☭ Free votes 22:19, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

PICK SIX MOTHERFUCKER _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:06, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

pick six for what --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:07, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

why are we speaking like sans from undertale now 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:19, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

𝓲 𝓭𝓾𝓷𝓷𝓸 22:21, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

@alula: how did you write like that 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:25, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

i copy-pasted it from a reddit comment 22:25, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

i closed the font tag didn't i _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:27, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

yes. then i opened it again 22:28, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

haha _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:30, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

turb0, I remember you're sunrises --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:35, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

should i do a bruins sig _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:36, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

my balls itch

what do i do Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 23:26, 23 November 2025 (UTC)

@Bad Motherfucker: scratch them _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:10, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Signature design contest

Since my signature sucks, I'm hosting a competition for you all to make me a better sig. I'll put all of the submissions in a poll and whichever one gets the most votes becomes my actual signature.

Rules

• None

Vote for the best one

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.

Turb0-Sunrise's

Turb0-Sunrise's (Eye-burning Comic Sans version)

Fish on skates's

There was one vote since the poll was created on 14:15, 24 November 2025.

poll-id 709E1AD739FB217DCD2E12475A00D4F1

Soviet☭ Free votes 00:11, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

☭ Soviet ☭ (Free votes) ☭

Eh? _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:23, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

And if you do it, you're going to want to replace your current sig template, and put the following in your preferences for your sig, without nowikis: {{Subst:Nosubst|User:Soviet/sig|User:Soviet}} _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:29, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Lit. Soviet☭ Free votes 00:38, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

note that this is basically this but with hammer and sickles and different colors _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:15, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Forum:Last person to edit wins

• 

  Turb0-Sunrise

• 

  A1ula

• 

  Glitchy2orua

• 

  DaniPine3

• 

  Chicken4War

• 

  Fi5h on skates

• 

  6ergdown

• 

  Sovie7

• 

  MrX8

• 

  <insert name here>9

The purple, booming razzle-dazzling whip

The last person to edit was Alula!

Archive 1 Archive 2 Archive 3 Archive 4 Archive 5 Archive 6 Archive 7 Archive 8 Archive 9 Archive 10 Archive 11 Archive 12 Archive 13 Archive 14 Archive 15 Archive 16 Archive 17 Archive 18 Archive 19 Archive 20 Archive 21 Archive 22 Archive 23 Archive 24 Archive 25 Archive 26 Archive 27 Archive 28 Archive 29 Archive 30 Archive 31 Archive 32 Archive 33 Archive 34 Archive 35 Archive 36 Archive 37 Archive 38 Archive 39 Archive 40 Archive 41 Archive 42 Archive 43 Archive 44 Archive 45 Archive 46 Archive 47

Driving in my car

Right after a beer. Soviet☭ Free votes 12:15, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

WHERE DID IT GO _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 12:58, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

it was ran over by a truck --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:55, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

archibe

it's been too long since archibe _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 12:58, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

archibe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:55, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Habe I been out of the loop? Honestly, I neber understood this "archibe" thing, or why you guys find it funny. All I know is that it originated from a typo that Kakun made a bery long time ago. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (bandalize my talk page)

yes you have Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:39, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

yes you habe* --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:46, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

archibing it out so hard rn 16:51, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

they edit on my forum till i archibe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:50, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

• loud incorrect vuzzer* 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:53, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

I'll take archibe for 500 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:56, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

see if yu can spit the tytpo Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:57, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

sea iph yu kan spit teh tytpo --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:59, 24 November 2025 (UTC)