Parents

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Your mom sends her regards

“The key to a woman's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.”

~ Zapp Brannigan on Parents

“Sssshhhh....DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS.”

~ Pope Benedict on Parents

Parents might refer to the following:

It probably doesn't refer to the following, but who knows:

Maybe you were looking for your family.

You may also want to know how to deal with parents.

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