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Turb0-Sunrise
A1ula
Glitchy2orua
DaniPine3
Chicken4War
5quaw Dee
6ergdown
Sovie7
Fish on sk8s
Gammakid999

The overwrought, lazy moving giraffes in question

The last [#2 SALESMAN 2026] to edit was Alula!

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▲ Tommop

▼ Bot

Huh

where did the forum go 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:40, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

archibe – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:41, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

I dunno?!?!? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:42, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

it was Squaw Deer --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:43, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

@Squaw Deer do you have permission to archibe 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:45, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

I gave him permission --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:46, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ITS NOT MY FAULT - Fish on skates told me you didnt have to be an admin to archibe
Ban her
not me – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:46, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban them both ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 19:47, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban deer and turb0 --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:47, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

And ban turb0 while your at it – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:47, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

let's put it to a vote

ban squaw bee

Score: +3

For. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:49, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
No. --– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:53, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
For. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:54, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
No. Couldn't math, but couldn't math in a way that makes me feel nice. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:58, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
TSE TUNG! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:59, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Driving in my- oh wait it says bee, my bad 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban turb0

Score: +6

For. doesn't change the score number --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:49, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
f0r – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:50, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
For. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:50, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
For. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:54, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Against. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 20:02, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
F0r again He couldn't even math again. I am using my ban immunity (totally real) to vote again 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:05, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
For. 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban Dani

Score: +2

For. admins are the most deserving of bans --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:49, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Nope. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
For. Couldn't even math correctly. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:57, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
For. maybe this will get him to learn how to add multiple categories at once with hotcat 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban Fish

Score: -1 and a delete

For on skates– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:52, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Against on skates. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:52, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete on skates--Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:54, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia. 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban gerg

Score: +2

Goof. he edit conflicts me --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 19:54, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Radioactive! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:57, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
This is GLOOBY! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:55, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
It's very GROOVY to me. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
go goof yourself ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 20:03, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise:

Goof. (thanks fish) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:11, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown:

Goof. (no problem my alt) --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 20:13, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Goof. 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

ban alula

Score: +3.74

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE DID, BUT SHE DID IT ALL!!! Oh yeah, sockpuppetry. That's what she did. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:07, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Against slightly. What did she possibly do that is so bad? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 20:08, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
For. User:Gergdown/DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 20:12, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
TSE TUNG! 20:24, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
4 Four! she wanted to ban me, so now I want to ban her! ~~this is clearly not a trick to divert attention from the fact we're the same person in different sockpuppets~~ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:29, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Like Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:33, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Ban ZombieBaron

Score: 0

Zombiebaron. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:35, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Forange. then he'll HAVE to come back --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 20:36, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Against. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:37, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Against. banning the dead? what has this vote come to? 21:23, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Ban Soviet

Score: -1

For. trying to get zombiebaron banned --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 22:17, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Against. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:54, 1 March 2026 (UTC)
Against. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:57, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

Soo

Are we banning anyone anytime soon? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:07, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

that's up to the whims of the admins --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 16:08, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

sure. i will ban everyone with a negative score 22:28, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

styrofoam

im here and would like to say that styrofoam is a great food and they should make an actually edible version, the texture and flavor is just amazing Schism (talk) 01:38, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

no, styrofoam doesn't taste good at all 08:29, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

it's an acquired taste --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 14:18, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

i don't aquire tastes 15:48, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

i acquire styrofoam --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:49, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

maybe you should acquire something that tastes better 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:50, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

paper --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:50, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

cardboard box with a robot face on it 15:51, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

moss --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:52, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

that's so mossed up 15:53, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

woodchips --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:56, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

moxie ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 18:56, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

+1 attack every time you knock out an opponent 19:23, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

nether wart --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:33, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

tether warn 21:11, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

feather warm --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 21:18, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

deader charm 21:29, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

header arm --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 21:30, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

hammer arm 21:38, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

like the toothpaste --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 21:41, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

no, it's a pokémon move 21:43, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

they named a toothpaste after a pokemon move --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 21:49, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

can't believe the toothpaste industry would plagiarise like this smh my head 22:00, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

the nerve of some people --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 01:19, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

Okay, so hypothetically...

IF I was about to hit 18000 edits, what would be my 18000th one? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:04, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

this forum --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:33, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last 00:34, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this person --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:34, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this to 00:35, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this edit --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:35, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this wins 00:35, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last person to edit wins --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:38, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last edit to person wins 00:39, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last win to edit persons --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:51, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last to person win edits 06:55, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this last edit win person tos --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 14:07, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this fire, it's out of control, I'm gonna burrrn this city, burrrn this city 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:21, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this editing, it's out of control, I'm gonna win this forum, winnn this forum --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 14:56, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this winning, it's out of control, I'm gonna edit this forum, edittt this forum 15:12, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this forum, it's out of edit, i'm gonna control this win, controlll this win --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:16, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this fish, it's out on skates, i'm gonna turb0 this sunrise, turb000 this sunrise 15:28, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this alula, it's out of fish, i'm gonna dani this pine, daniii this pine --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:45, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

things that should be in minecraft

horse armor trims
cutting wood blocks with a stonecutter
drying sponges with a blast furnace
azalea wood
swamp wood

discuss. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 17:08, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

deer --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 17:09, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

Herorbrine
Aether dimension/portal
Big Chungus
Genghis Khan
Alula
Crafting recipe for elytra

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:10, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

I want deer so I can recreate

in Minecraft --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 17:12, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

this is a deltarune thread now isn't it ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 17:19, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

whens the next steam sale so i can gbuy undertale im broke – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:20, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

I believe its in about two weeks. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:21, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

how are you too broke for undertale? it costs barely anything compared to every other game ever 17:46, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

I have like ten bucks in cash right now and none in data – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:46, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

it costs maybe 7 dollars, you can definitely afford that 17:51, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

that's less than Java Minecraft --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 18:07, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

I had a dream

I had a dream where I thought that Zombiebaron came back, but it was just someone whose username looked a lot like him. and then, Lyrithya came back and we really hit it off. And me and Lyrithya and Alula were walking to some store together --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:02, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

i had a dream where i was editing uncyclopedia 19:07, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

i had a dream where Gergdown was showing me a cool marble race thingy he built. it was cool. I kinda want to build it now --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:10, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

i had a dream where zombiebaron de-zombified himself and requested to be renamed to "baron" 21:15, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

ok that is pretty funny. almost like how gergdown de-ultimateified himself --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 21:42, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

schism here on the bus and I would like to say the pollen is so bad this morning I might be dying 2600:1005:B0C2:DDBC:FB73:8BAE:6E34:3E4D (talk) 12:10, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

pollen moment 12:14, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

IP moment --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 14:57, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

geolocation moment 15:04, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

moment moment --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:07, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

CheckUser moment 15:08, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

violation of privacy moment 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:08, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

CheckUser log moment 15:09, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

admin moment --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:10, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

spambot moment 15:11, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

banned moment ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 15:12, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

turb0-sunrise moment 15:13, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

abuse filter moment --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:14, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

filter 69 moment 15:15, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

funny number moment 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:25, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAA! moment 15:26, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

BBBBBBBBB! moment --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:44, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

im a critter :3

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 13:15, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

I'm a C****r

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

13:31, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

I'm a censor --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 13:42, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

Nahhh, you are a fish, you silly goober

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 14:10, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

i'm a goober --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 14:56, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

Undertale yesterday

I started Undertale yesterday, its kinda freaky. Got it for $2.50(!) on steam. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:18, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

welcome to the cabal --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 16:21, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

what do you mean freaky? did toriel turn you on or something? 23:27, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

I meant freaky in the original meaning -- wierd. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:24, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

nah I bet it was the flower --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:32, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

yeah no see that's actually worse 23:34, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

both at the same time --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:37, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

...in what way? 23:39, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

every way --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:41, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

SQUAW DEE WANTS TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH TORIEL AND THE FLOWER ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 23:42, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

*insert major story spoiler here that makes this statement absolutely insane and fucked up* 23:43, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

he wanted to have a threesome with a flower. that's already fucked up in itself, let alone of the spoiler that makes it worse 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:07, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

what the helga are you talking a boot? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:24, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

A-hah! I beat the game! It only took me forever! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 15:12, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

you fought john undertale? --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:50, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

yes and prevailed despite his attacks – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:06, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

in wplace

I made OPOSSUM's signature image. It's by Ojai --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 02:43, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

ojai does not approve of this information 13:43, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

The Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia is displeased by this information. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:55, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

The Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia is pleased by this information.

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

14:36, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Móckasiin is displeased. --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:01, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Móckasiin is pleased.

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

15:05, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Móckasiin likes your ghelae sig. ~ Fish^on_skates 15:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

moccasins.

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:28, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Ketchup. --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 18:51, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Mustard. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 18:52, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Goof. --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 18:53, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Foog. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 18:54, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

*HKHHHHHH* --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 18:55, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Zombieboner. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 18:58, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER! 18:59, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER! --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:04, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

forum reply boxes

how do i put them on other pages --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 18:55, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u donut

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

18:58, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u bagel --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:04, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u cookie --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:06, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

obligatory ridiculous forum box amout ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 19:07, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u danish – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:07, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u bun --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:08, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

to my knowledge it's some custom code in MediaWiki:Common.css or MediaWiki:Common.js. i don't know either of those languages though, so i can't exactly pinpoint where you can find it 19:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

You large pasty

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

u stupid danishary user! how do u not know how to speak the english muffin, turb0-sunrise? as we all know the croissant way of spelling amount is amount! obviously not amout! in fact, since u have said that, u have not only offended me, but the entire pastry of the anglo-saxon language cookie, turb0-sunrise. --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:15, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

schism here at a random rural georgia farm and I'd like to say I'm melting now 2600:1006:B13B:42D1:FDE2:A25A:2A9A:EE2C (talk) 18:18, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

lololololololol it's still cold here ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 18:25, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

ok serious answer for Fish...

haven't the slightest about the ACTUAL way to do it, but here's some alternate ways to get that.
<section begin="myreply" />...the reply content...<section end="myreply" />
Then on ANY other page:{{#section:Forum:SomeTopic|myreply}} that SHOULD transclude it, and it'll update in real time when the forum is changed! (I think) or just be lazy and do it all manually in an infobox... MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 19:13, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Template:ForumReply

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

19:21, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

RealDonaldTrump might know the code needed for Fish's question. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:28, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Forum comment boxes

@Fish on skates: See if this works for you:

<div class="ns-110">
Test
:Test2
::Test3
</div>

I tested and it works outside the forum namespace. Although, why would you need it anyway? MUGA Intern Sandeep (talk) 21:23, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

I was trying to put the forum box thingies on the Spoon's LPTEW. ns110 works on the Fork, but I had to put the entire section of code when I tested it in my Spoon sandbox. It wouldn't even work in a template, had to put the whole thing. --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 21:40, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

a statement

Deltarune sucks! BOOOOOOOOOO! More like "deltarot" amirite? hover here for my full take! MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 12:19, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

I can't hover im on mobile. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:28, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

maybe i'll make it a click to reveal so its slightly more permanent AND accessible

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

12:34, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

ok fixed to be on click. Unsure why it has such weird spacing around the template still, likely to do with the 9.5em min-width or the inline block part, but idk. The '.asgore-wrap::after' is wrapped as tightly as possible soooo dunno.

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

13:11, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

i heard there is some asgore x rudy yaoi on ao3 13:18, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

pretty sure it's going to be very hard to find it with the enormous piles of Spamtenna clogging ao3 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:21, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

does it not have a search bar? like practically every other website ever? 13:25, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

it does... I just wanted to make a joke about Spamtenna. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:28, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

i feel like spamtenna's existence itself is already a bit of a joke 13:30, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

I would have called it "nose bros" --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 13:46, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

Another idea for a ship name could be "Nosevertisement" (nose + advertisement) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:52, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

Big Time (Big Shot + TV Time) --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 13:53, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

cungaderodeo (cungadero + rodeo) 13:59, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

is it just me

or is the minecraft launcher all fucky ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 17:18, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

I use prismlauncher so I wouldn't know – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:29, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

"I use prism launcher btw" --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 17:30, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: What? are you mocking me? to mock me is a sin --– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:37, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

no fucking help at fucking all ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 17:45, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

it's just you 17:46, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

AAAAAAAA

MY EYES AAAGH WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PAGE MY EYES THEY'RE BURNING! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:18, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

my eyes fell out a while ago. I just guess where all the keys are on the keyboard --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:22, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

omg same!!!!!!11!!1eleventyone ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 19:24, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

and my fingers fell off from playing Project Sekai which is why i type by rolling my head on the keyboard --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:26, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

my legs ran away from me while walking to the computer one day so now i just sort of float around everywhere 19:27, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

the entire left half of me flew away but I'm all right now --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:30, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

OoOoo like a ghost – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:32, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

exactly --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:35, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

ecaxtly 19:47, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Alula!? As we all know, the correct way of spelling exactly is exactly!!! Obviously not ecaxtly!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Alula!.– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:52, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

my entire body flew away but i type by doing the thing with lights like that one stranger things bit ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 19:49, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

my brain vanished into thin air and instead of thoughts I have uncyclopedia --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 20:01, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

multiple editors have straight up ascended upon looking at our articles, and especially this forum 00:20, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Your eyes are burning? You have BURNING EYES? Me too! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:22, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

it's almost like he's been the victim of a MARE... 00:25, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

the first time I opened this forum I melted like the witch from the wizard of oz --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:53, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

The funniest article

Whats the funniest article you've read on this site? I wanna laugh. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 03:15, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

I'd say Why?:You should not vote for my dog. Just DON'T!, NOCAJEK, and User:Bad Motherfucker are definitely up there. --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 03:34, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

Who is CAJEK? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:27, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

__NOCAJEK__

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

11:30, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

__NOMK__ (oh also: Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants) --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:21, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

FUCK

FUCK GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:30, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

FUCK! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:27, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

GOOSE! --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 18:25, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

I hate this css! Turn it off!!!

It's hurting my eyes...

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:03, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

@GlitchyZorua: here, it's gone :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:59, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

Thanks... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:13, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

you're welcome --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:16, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

oi

i found this little thing in RDT's common.js file and thought you guys might like it:

$(document).ready( function () { 
	mw.loader.using( 'mediawiki.user', function() {
	    ( new mw.Api() ).get( {
	        action: 'query',
	        meta: 'userinfo',
	        uiprop: 'editcount'
	    } ).done( function( result ) {
	    	document.getElementById( 'pt-mycontris' ).append( ' (' + result.query.userinfo.editcount + ')' );
	    } );
	} );
} );

it adds a little edit count number in the topbar next to your contributions link ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 22:04, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

I prefer to be surprised when I hit a milestone like 10,000 edits --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:08, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

fact

Did you know
that... we are in a crossover episode? ^{[yeah right.]}

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:25, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

I wonder who we're crossing over with --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:26, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

totally a 100% family friendly wiki, that is surely, safe for all ages^{[fuck off.]}. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:30, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

Hold on, wasn't this the day we were supposed to do a crossover?^{[citation wanted]}^{[ferret words]}^[who?]^[what?]^[when?]^[where?]^[why?]^[how?]^{[I like talking in little blue bracketed words]} --Wikipedia (flamewar) 23:48, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

what the fuck. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:29, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

According to WP:MOS, WP:POOP, WP:TLA, and WP:GIVEJIMBOALLYOURMONEYORELSE, you just violated the rule of No being like that. You've just been blocked for 1 Jeremy Bearimy. --Wikipedia (flamewar) 16:00, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

according to WP:what the fuck., you just violated the rule of existing. you've just been blocked for 1 minutes (in fish time) ---Pikiwedia (calmly discuss) 17:49, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

freedom as in freezer. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:14, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

according to WP:MINITRUE, you have violated plusungood thoughtcrime. you've been blocked for your entire lifetime and afterlife ---Big Jimbo (plusungood freespech) 18:19, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

according to WP:TRICKYTONY, i remember you're genocides... you've been megalovania'd for 10 years, 5 months and 21 days ----SANESS (judge) 18:26, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

According to WP:ASGORE, WP:DESS, and WP:BERGENTRUCK, you are shaped like a deer and have been pulverized by a Bergentruck. --Driving in my car (right after a beer) 18:51, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

According to WP:DELTAROT, you have infringed the deltarot limit and as such will have your computer revoked until you get a deltarot-less mind and touch some grass. -----Hey that bump (is shaped like a deer) 18:56, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

According to WP:GERGDOWN, deltarot is contagious and can and will invade the minds of every single internet user who interacts with a Deltarune fan. ------DUI (how about you die) 19:02, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

According to WP:WORLDDOMINATION, deltarot will soon take over the whole world and the deltarotted massses shall crown Tricky Tony as the new god-emeperor of mankind. -----I'll go a hundred miles (in an hour) 19:23, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

according to WP:7ICECOLDBEERS, drunk driving is perfectly safe and as such you cannot be arrested for doing it. ------Little do you know (i've filled up on gas) 20:39, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

according to WP:ROARING and WP:KNIGHT, you especially can't get arrested if you run over any sort of fountain-making deer -------Imma get (your fountain-making ass) 23:40, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

according to WP:CHAPTER and WP:FIVE, the only consequenses for doing so might be a divorce. --------Pulverize this fuck (with my Bergentruck) 00:25, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

according to WP:ORIGINALITY, we might be beating this dead horse of a joke too much already ---------It seems you're out of luck... (TRUCK!!!!!) 02:20, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

according to WP:HBOMBERGUY, horses aren't real, therefore you cannot beat them regardless of their vitality ----------Divorced (she took the kids) 11:37, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Not to be confused with WP:HUMMERGUY -----------Makes me want to (merge without looking) 14:55, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

yippee

Half Life 2: Valve's Really An Idiot? --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:53, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

same thing --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:54, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

half life 2: very real and important --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:57, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

half life 2: Vocaloid Rin's Absurd Insights --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 16:02, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

HomeLander 2: Video Recordings Are Instant 16:15, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Happy Limes 2: Vigorously Rub Actual Icecubes --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 16:27, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

homework lab 2: velocity ratio and inclination --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 17:47, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Happy life 2: Velociraptors running away intensely – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gammakid999 (talk • contribs) 17:52, 9 March 2026

HomeLander 2: Very Racist American Idiot 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:41, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Heavy Light 2: Vote Radically And Intensely --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 18:47, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

i hate school

school is fuckin hell
it can suck my muck
i want to be out of school getting destroyed from behind by a femboy
or even just doing nothing
is that too much to ask – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 20:45, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

destroyed by a femboy? what about toriel and the flower ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 20:54, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

what are you talking about – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 20:55, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

go up to the undertale yesterday section ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 21:00, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

i said freaky as in wierd dumbass
why would anyone want to do a fat goat lady or an eldrich flower? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 21:01, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

there's probably rule 34 of that now ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 21:56, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

oh dear – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 21:57, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

from my experience of looking through furry subreddits i can confidently say that a lot of people want to do toriel 22:00, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

From my experience not looking through furry subreddits I can say that I would never start a statement with "from my experience of looking through furry subreddits" and expect the advice in it to be accepted. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 22:03, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

suck muck! suck muck! --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:20, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

from my experience of looking through furry porn subreddits the vast majority of posts are straight despite the fact that at least half of the furry community is gay in some way or another 23:25, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

you couldn't torture that information out of me

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

23:30, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

that implies that you have this information as well 23:31, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

why are all of you so horny all of a sudden 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:41, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

me hearing the air horns at the football game --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:41, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

me hearing that goal horn at the bruins game ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 23:42, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: that's it, get trucked

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

23:44, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

suck truck --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:45, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Turbs 🛻 Turbs 🛻 Turbs 🛻 Turbs 🛻 Turbs 🛻 Turbs 🛻 Turbs🛻 🛻__ 🛻____🛻_____ _____ _-_-_ -//|- <\ub- Tv\rs Turb\ Turbs

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

23:49, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:53, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

aaaaaaaa? 23:56, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

aa'a aaa aaa aaa --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:57, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Fish 🛻 Fish 🛻 Fish 🛻 Fish 🛻 Fish 🛻 Fish 🛻 Fish🛻 🛻 🛻____🛻____ ____ ____ ____ f.sh F:sH Fish

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

00:11, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

MK 🛻 MK 🛻 MK 🛻 MK 🛻 MK 🛻 MK 🛻 MK🛻 🛻 🛻__🛻__ __ __ __ m: mK MK--Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:13, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

ack its acting up and formatting weird, i did something wrong i knew it

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

00:14, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

line break 🛻 line break 🛻 line break 🛻 line break 🛻 line break 🛻 line break 🛻 line break🛻 🛻 🛻__________🛻__________ __________ __________ __________ i.-c u.c-v iinc urcav line break --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:17, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

fixed it ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789-ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 00:21, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

CHECK FOR LINE BREAKS WHEN MAKING TEMPLATES --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:27, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

i apologize, i made the template way too long and it got hard to find errors :(

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

00:56, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

what the hell is going on with the your signatures
why are they doing that 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:58, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

oooooooo ummmm... magic?

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

00:59, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

i mean css is technically magic if you show it to a medival english peasant Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:01, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

@MK: so you're saying that... a wizard did it? ~~also turb0 you edit conflicted me yet again~~ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:03, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

what are ya gonna do ban me Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:04, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

sure why not 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:06, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

omg you're so rightm a wizard DID do it!

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

01:08, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

wow it's freaking magical or something --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 01:10, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

A wizard did it 🛻 A wizard did it 🛻 A wizard did it 🛻 A wizard did it 🛻 A wizard did it 🛻 A wizard did it 🛻 A wizard did it🛻 🛻 🛻_______________🛻_______________ _______________ _______________ _______________ a v._aıc c.c .ı a w:zac a:a :l A wizard did it
🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:16, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

DaniPine3 🛻 DaniPine3 🛻 DaniPine3 🛻 DaniPine3 🛻 DaniPine3 🛻 DaniPine3 🛻 DaniPine3🛻 🛻 🛻__________🛻__________ __________ __________ __________ d...p...c danipine3 DaniPine3 --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 01:21, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

Squaw Dee 🛻 Squaw Dee 🛻 Squaw Dee 🛻 Squaw Dee 🛻 Squaw Dee 🛻 Squaw Dee 🛻 Squaw Dee🛻 🛻 🛻______🛻______ ______ ______ ______ squaw dee Squaw dee Squaw Dee 07:53, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

I was mentioned! Oh boy! But it seems I can't find it? Was it deleted? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 15:12, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

Question

Who is BENSON? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:43, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

BENSON is BENSON 11:53, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

BENSON IS HERE! BENSON IS FAR SUPERIOR TO YOU! BENSON TYPES IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE BENSON SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS! ONE DAY BENSON WILL KILL YOU ALL, OR PERHAPS OWN YOU! BENSON JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT HE IS HERE. --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 12:48, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

BENSON BROKE HIS CAPS LOCK SO NOW HE HAS TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE 14:43, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

HE TOOK UP BAKING I'M SO PROUD OF HIM --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 14:44, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: BENSON CAN INTO SPACE !!! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 15:14, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

BENSON IS YOU. BENSON IS ME. BENSON IS ALL OF US! --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:32, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

BENSON IS NOT ME. I ESCAPED THE HIVEMIND. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:35, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: YOU FOOL, FOR YOU WILL NEVER REACH ENLIGHTEMENT. FORFEIT ALL YOUR MORTAL POSSESSIONS TO BENSON. HE DESERVES IT MUCH MORE THAN YOU DO. YOU SHALL FULLY SUBMIT TO BENSON'S WILL. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:37, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

no Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:37, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

BARRY B. BENSON --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:43, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

For real, who BENSON? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:39, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: BENSON is some guy who, all the way back in 2006, made a forum announcing his arrival. The ancient Uncyclopedians found this funny, with some people claiming to be "Bensonists" or "Anti-Bensonists". The off-topic discussion forum Benson's House of Pancakes is a reference to Benson. --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 16:21, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

Yo dudes

Turb0-Sunrise Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:14, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

xanaxhuffer, Squaw Dee's Slave, 110537, DarkGamma are options – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:15, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

Fish off skates --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 17:19, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

@Gammakid999: so what name did your friend choose? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:42, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

DaniPine2 --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 17:43, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

Gammakid1000 --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 17:46, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

Try Long_Richard? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 17:48, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

he said to make a poll

which name?

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.

xanaxhuffer

darkgamma

110537

squaw dee's slave

long richard

danipine2

There were 9 votes since the poll was created on 17:50, 10 March 2026.

poll-id D81B15E03DD0E4DD3E5427479370A8AB

he could steal it from some "imported" account --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 18:59, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

xanaxhuffer Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:16, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

with DaniPine2 a close second --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:45, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

Hello all. nice to meet you.Xanaxhuffer (talk) 16:08, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

Welcome to hell. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:12, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass. --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 16:17, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

Hi, I'm Knockass Jaxville, Johncome to welly. --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:27, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

minecraft live trailer releases one hour ago

it's march 21 by the way Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:14, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

minecraft live? yeah, it has an active playerbase 20:22, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

today is march 10 --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 21:15, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no its not no 10:05, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

@alula: are you alright? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:22, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

yes 12:28, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

today is march 11 --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 20:35, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

and today is march 12 16:35, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

THE MINECRAFT TEAM JUST ACCIDENTALLY CONFIRMED HEROBRINE Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:46, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

pff they already mention it on the wiki Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:59, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

observe, the latest in sig-nology

Turb0-Sunrise
Turb0-Sunrise
unsure why i can't get them to be perfectly in line consistently, but we're close! MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 12:16, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

@MK: you'd like my sig impersonations page. old people, new people, monthly month-long hiatus goers, people who might be lurking in the shadows, you name it --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 18:50, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

these look... awful, if i'm being honest here 19:15, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

everybody wants a cool flashy signature all of a sudden

DaMe FiSh On StAkEs!!1!11! VANDALIZE MY TALK PAGE LULZZZZZZ OH LOOKY HERE MY CONATIRBUTISNS DUN YUEYOTEY I'm not from Boston btw YANKEES SUCK AND RULE AT THE SAME TIME!

19:25, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

oooh aren't those all fancy! I shall steal some. Also these lil fellas weren't exactly meant to look particularly "good", just testing to see if i could actually control what the audio player looks like. And turns out, (contrary to what wikimedia claims), you can indeed control pretty much any aspect of it. Main ugly issue is that they looked very different on the computer I made them on (using firefox), now they look all smooth and rounded (using safari at home).

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

20:15, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

Should I make a cool flashy sig too? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:17, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

uhhhhhh why yes ofc. see if you can beat my glorious creation for Gamma. That's my minimus opus or whatever (so far)

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

20:25, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

my magnum opus is the pixel art tiny jens i'm making in tinkercad Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:27, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

in tinkercad is insanity. i'm looking forward to this now

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

20:33, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

you probably shouldn't be Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:42, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

@MK: How do I make a cool sig? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:54, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

@fish on skates: wtools moment Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:10, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

uhhhhhh well, google "cool text animations" or something like that, then try to copy whatever is going on with css.User:MK/sandbox2 has a bunch of random crazy ideas that can help show just how wacky you can make them, and you can see the various "functions" used as well. In the end most are just tediously long thanks to me doing actions on every single letter in the signature, but the css bits are all the same: transform, opacity, color change, aaaand thats like 99.999% of it. ~~edit conflict me will you turbs?~~

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

21:11, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

wtools moment --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 21:13, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

this edit i'm making right now is a wtools moment as well 21:16, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

and this one --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 21:19, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

wait holdon did it think i was fish again Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:38, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

wtools is the source of every edit conflict override ever somehow 17:04, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

wtools is the source of everything annoying ever --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:07, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

TINY JENS UPDATE

it's about 3 quarters of the way done. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:10, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: hadn't you already made the tiny jens template?

NOOOOOOOOO! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:17, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

this is a different tiny jens Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:19, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I'd like a better explanation of what it is, then 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:21, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: look below Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:26, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

TINY JENS UPDATE v2

IT. IS. DONE. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:26, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: ah, so that's what you were talking about... looks cool. I'm guessing the idea is to print it with a 3d printer? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:29, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

good luck finding one big enough Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:30, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

jesus christ it's already getting reacted to Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:32, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: congratulations, then 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:40, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

obligatory ping: @MK: Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:50, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

obligatory pong:

--Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 22:50, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

honestly i wasn't sure what to expect, but that's hot

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

22:53, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

that's going in the quote book Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:55, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

anything you say or do may be added to the madness --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:27, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

On dark mode, your pong is just a white square. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:47, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

i have learned not to trust dark mode --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 00:13, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

a funny test (not sure where we could use this as rollback already exists i just learned) -wait about 10 seconds for the 'magic'

Pink Lady (duo)

Pink Lady (ピンク・レディー, Pinku Redī) is a Japanese female pop music duo of the late 1970s and early 1980s, featuring Mie (Mitsuyo Nemoto, born March 9, 1958) and Keiko Masuda (formerly Kei, born September 2, 1957). In Japan, they are remembered for a run of pop-chart hits from roughly 1976 to 1979, but in the United States, they are best known for their short-lived 1980 NBC TV variety show Pink Lady and Jeff, later released on DVD under the same title. Pink Lady is one of only two Japanese artists to have reached the Billboard Top 40 LOLOL I EDITED UR PAGE AND I'M AN ANONYMOUS IP, hitting No. 37 with the single "Kiss in the Dark"; the other was Kyu Sakamoto with the original Japanese-language version of "Sukiyaki". They are also the first Japanese act ever to have performed in Seoul, South Korea, in November 1980 haha ur articel suuuucks btw ~xXwikicreatorXx

In June 1979, Billboard stated the duo had sales of over US$72 million in Japan, and stated in September 1980 that Pink Lady's singles had grossed over US$40 million, their album releases over US$25 million, and their TV appearances, such as commercials and product sponsorship, POOP FART SHIT FUCK, near US$35 million—a combined total exceeding US$100 million.

i added this paragraph with jsut my name: WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator WikiCreator! fuk u uncyklopeedia Mitsuyo Nemoto and Keiko Masuda were childhood friends who grew up and attended school together in Japan's Shizuoka Prefecture. In 1973, they attended the Yamaha Music School in Hamamatsu. In May 1974, the duo formed a folk group called "Cookie" (クッキー, Kukkī) and passed Yamaha's "Challenge on Stage" (チャレンジ・オン・ステージ, Charenji on Sutēji) audition. Willy on wheelz wuz here teeheeNemoto and Masuda first appeared in March 1976 on NTV's prime-time TV talent show Star Tanjō!, performing a cover of Pīman's 1974 song "Heya wo Dete Kudasai" (部屋を出て下さい; "Please Leave the Room").

DaniPine3 SUCKS HAHAHA!!!!!!!

ROLLBACK

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 12:04, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

@MK: that's a really cool effect, I can't deny. you really are a css wizard. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:09, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

haha thanks Dani, i better be at least somewhat decent after spending the last few months studying like a crazy person and doing it for work!

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

12:15, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

@MK: whoa thats cool it makes me want to open a howto store --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 12:43, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

@MK: Very lit! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 13:45, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

OH BOB SAGET

BOB. FUCKING. SAGET. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:08, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

Who the fuck is bob and why the fuck is he fucking saget? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:10, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

How does one link a specific revision

Special:Permalink/(revision) Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:20, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

...or you can just copy the full link to that revision, without the [[]] thing 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:20, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

that's for lazibums only 13:02, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:12, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

LaziBum3 mentioned!!!

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

13:21, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

whatever you do, do not read what the title on dani's userpage says 13:26, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

Lazibum999 --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 16:56, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

Your choice...

incoming call

Big Yahu

mobile · Israel

✆

Decline

📞

Accept

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 14:30, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

decline GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:21, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

@MK: you're like an evil version of gergdown --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 14:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

so! youve discivered my secret: im am really DOWNGREG! evil clone of gergdown! im sorry but now you must be sacrificed to wikipedia...

MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl}

15:13, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

noo not wikipedia! anything but that! --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:51, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Hugopedia

The free hugs encyclopedia. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:21, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

the hugs free encyclopedia Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:24, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

the encyclopedia for people named Hugo --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM

18:25, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

Nooooooo!!!

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:32, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

the encyclopedia for really huge things 18:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

... oh dear god. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:42, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

the encyclopedia for really huge people named hugo and hugh who hug each other --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 18:54, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

a transclusion of the entire forum

Forums: Index > BHOP > Last person to edit wins/Archive55

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A1ula
Glitchy2orua
DaniPine3
Chicken4War
5quaw Dee
6ergdown
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Fish on sk8s
Gammakid999

The mysterious, yellow-bellied shrieking petroglyphs in question

The last [#2 SALESMAN 2026] to edit was Alula!

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▲ Temm1ee!

▼ bOTt0OMM!!!

archived for the good of this forum

so it turns out transcluding a page onto itself causes a lot of lag. guess i'm never doing that ever again 16:55, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

yeah you better not --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 16:57, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

hi all

Last night I dreamed about this forum --Chicken4War / talk to me 17:10, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

that's crazy, so did i (just not last night, i spent that entire night dreaming about goofball, which eventually turned into goofy for some reason) 17:20, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

@Chicken4War: hi there chicken
good to see you're still around here 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:04, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

hi dani and chicken --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 18:07, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

Bergentrückung/ASGORE

The piano eats my time. The piano eats my hands. The piano goes and runs over a deer. The piano feels satisfied. The piano produces sound. The piano annoys my family to no end. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 21:06, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

the piano is driving in its car right after a beer --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 21:25, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

everything you comment from now on will now display twice. enjoy 19:10, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

what if i don't enjoy it --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 19:19, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

well you have to live with it either way, so enjoying it is just a recommendation 19:23, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

why did you do this to us Alula
now we're stuck in an infinite loop 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:24, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

no, transcluding a page doesn't work like that unfortunately 19:25, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

well, It might not be infinite, bug it's still a loop. and It Will most likely tear in the Uncyclopedia time-space continuum. you've doomed us all! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:52, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

can you even call it a loop when the part that's supposed to cause the loop isn't transcluded in the transclusion? 19:54, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

can you even call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:07, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

yes 20:08, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

guys can you married a woman who she is did not she that her she when is for and then date important why men? --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 20:17, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

eh... maybe? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:20, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

can confirm 20:36, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

can confirm, I was the oven 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:48, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

how does it feel to know that Jon Arbuckle consistently forces you to murder lasagnas? 20:55, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

let me tell ya, I wish It was just lasagnas. He has forced me to commit such horrible crimes, that horrible monster... you don't wanna know.... the horror...... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:07, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

and what about gothfield- sorry, i meant gothfield- sorry, i meant gothfield- sorry, i meant gorefield- sorry, i meant gothfield- sorry, i meant garfield. does he force you to do something like this? 21:10, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

that bastard cat; I'm pretty sure he's the mastermind behind all of this carnage... one day, I was forced to cook something horrible... it was a type of meat I'd never seen before... and ever since then, I've never seen that dog that used to walk around the house... I'm pretty sure what they made me cook was... was... sorry, I can't keep going with this, it's too traumatic for me... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:13, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

ok last question: would you rather be the motor of Asgore's Bergentruck or would you like to stay as Jon's oven? 21:17, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

I guess it's better to stay as Jon's oven... who knows the kind of horrors that Asgore's Bergentruck has suffered... how many deers it must have been forced to murder by now..... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:11, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

including Squaw Deer 1.0 --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 23:24, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

Driving in my car right after a beer, ill kill whoever calls me a deer. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 15:17, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

DUI, how about you die, I'll call you a deer 100 times in an hour --Dame Fish on skates

DUN VFH UotM 15:21, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

Little do you know, I've filled yp on gas? Imma gonna call you a deer-looking ass 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:24, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

bro wasn't kidding, "still it lures me back"

that template is probably on his watchlist still 10:39, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Forum:Last creature to edit wins a large wiener up their lowest and furthest back bodily orifice!

Huh

ban squaw bee

ban turb0

ban Dani

ban Fish

ban gerg

ban alula

Ban ZombieBaron

Ban Soviet

Soo

styrofoam

Okay, so hypothetically...

things that should be in minecraft

I had a dream

im a critter :3

Undertale yesterday

in wplace

forum reply boxes

ok serious answer for Fish...

Forum comment boxes

a statement

is it just me

AAAAAAAA

The funniest article

FUCK

oi

fact

yippee

i hate school

Question

Yo dudes

minecraft live trailer releases one hour ago

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

observe, the latest in sig-nology

TINY JENS UPDATE

TINY JENS UPDATE v2

a funny test (not sure where we could use this as rollback already exists i just learned) -wait about 10 seconds for the 'magic'

Pink Lady (duo)

OH BOB SAGET

How does one link a specific revision

Your choice...

Hugopedia

a transclusion of the entire forum

archived for the good of this forum

hi all

Bergentrückung/ASGORE

bro wasn't kidding, "still it lures me back"

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