Forum:Last bastard to edit wins a latina girlfriend !

CUN 21:29, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: you forgot OPOSSUM in there 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:31, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

who the fuck voted for me

21:34, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

probably alula 21:35, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

you should be afraid, Turb0-Sunrise. that means she's coming for you. and fastly approaching. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:36, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so that was a joke, i wasn't the one who voted for turb0 21:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

i was --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:38, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

@alula: wait, hold on, that must mean... by process of elimination... that the one you're going after, is... *gulp*... m-me???? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:41, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

no, i'm going after DaniPie 21:44, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

who is Alula running over?!??!

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DaniPine3

There were 10 votes since the poll was created on 21:50, 21 January 2026.

poll-id ACF1DB65810FB974D40CD19232450923

CUN 21:50, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

this poll is lame. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:04, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

is this poll lame?!??!

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Yes

No

DaniPine3

There were 20 votes since the poll was created on 22:24, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 125787F1BE782898CBD52CD6CFE4402F

CUN 22:24, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

DaniPine3

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They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

There were 30 votes since the poll was created on 23:03, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 1AFD4132858E52D8DB9D43349A4C8D87

23:03, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

Greetings

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Here at the Gerg's Coding Lab thingymajingy, I am "devoted" for the "improvement" of the coding of this website.

That's why it's called a coding lab.

Because it's a lab for coding.

There, I'm "devoted"'"`UNIQ--choose-0000001F-QINU`"' to everything every Uncyclopedian dreams of.

Uh... cool things to look at.

Cool wiki-text.

Cool CSS.

So uh... you should give me thumbsucker.

There were 24 votes since the poll was created on 23:37, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 47CDB0275C6CC3354D21E804C4EA0AC0

CUN 23:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

From now on you will only be allowed to fit two lines between poll tags. Do you accept this?

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Yes

There were 16 votes since the poll was created on 23:54, 21 January 2026.

poll-id C8DAFC44CC7A4C446E08240C7555DAA1

– Preceding unsigned comment added by alula (talk • contribs)

alula didn't sign

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ok

and also

i'm adding as many lines as i want

so there

haha

get rekt

english muffin

There were 47 votes since the poll was created on 23:56, 21 January 2026.

poll-id F976DB860D29D46C93FCCF9A1D220240

CUN 23:56, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so it turns out that a lot of people want to run over turb0 07:46, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

based on a true story most likely --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 13:57, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

this would imply i had a driver's license (i don't) 17:42, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

who needs that? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:21, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

people who don't know how to drive 18:26, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

driving without a license is illegal im pretty sure. drunk driving is also illegal. therefore, if you do both at the same time, it'll cancel out and be legal --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 03:12, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

MITK SONG RANKINGS PART TWO!!! (copied over from archive51 because the poll was not over)

That's right! We're doing a second round of these! You, yes YOU guys can vote on several MITK and BiB songs! We're using a 1-10 ranking system now, as it's wayyy more convenient. You can also cast two extra votes to your favourite song. So what are you waiting on? Put on your

moccasins.

, and VOTE!

Voting is closed

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

can i put IQALUIT EARRAPE 2 as the one that'll get two extra votes? 22:17, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: sure 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

i might make escape from ojai music. the squaw deer marathon could be fun to compose for --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:20, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so when is the poll over? 19:15, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: 18:03, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: Uhhh February 1st, 2026 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 18:04, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright, due to a lack of voters, I've kidnapped some Argentinian men to vote. That should increase the numbers. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

did it work? 11:17, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: Yes. I will now close this poll 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:46, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker

Bad Motherfucker BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 22:26, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

MK

MK FUCK ME! 22:28, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

DaniPine3

DANIPINE3 GET CRUSHED! 22:38, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Alula

ALULA GET TØRST! 22:42, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Turb0-Sunrise

Turb0-Sunrise YANKEES SUCK! 23:03, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: how'd you forget the capitalization AND the blinking, smh smh 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:09, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Fish on skates

FISH ON SKATES GET TROUTED! 23:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Soviet

SOVIET IN RUSSIA, YOU FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER 23:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

RIDERS ON THE GAY

TJERES A KILLER A ON THE ROAD HIS BRAI NSI SQUIRMING LIKE A TOAD TAKE A LONG HOLIDAY LET YOUR CHDILRNE PLAY FIO IF A MAN RIDE SWEET FAMILY WILL RIDE KILLER OF IN THE ROAE YEAHOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:34, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders ON THE SGAY RIDERS ON THE GAY INTO THIS HOSUE WERE BORBN INTO THIS WORLS WERE THROWN LIKE A BOG WITHOUT A BOAN RIDERS OUT LONOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

what the shit

22:39, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

what the fucking fuckOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:39, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

don't let your sisters/cats/sister cats anywhere near your keyboard from now on --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:46, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the toad 22:49, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on a splode --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:55, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the codeOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 00:20, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders a la mode --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:31, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the tomb 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:33, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders in the womb --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:38, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the goonOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 02:27, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the spoon --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:27, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the doom 21:30, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders bring the boom --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:27, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders bring the moon 18:29, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders pantaloon --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:31, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders uhh... i forgot 18:34, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders uhh... tater tot --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:37, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

OH DEAR

GUYS. GET OUT OF RECENT CHANGES. I ACCIDENTIALLY MOVED A TEMPLATE WITH 340 TRANSCLUSIONS WITH WTOOLS WITHOUT ASKING FOR FLOOD. OH DEAR MAMA LLAMA

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:02, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

wtools never ceases to entertain --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 02:05, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

Archibe

Does my talk page need an archibe? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:13, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

not until people complain of lag --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:15, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: you kept bugging me to archive my page, so it's only fair now I bug you to do the same.
my pc browser lasted 5 whole seconds to load your talkpage. that clearly means you have to archive. so archibe. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:18, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know what your talking about me bugging you to archibe but okay. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:19, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

I can't archibe because I'm on mobile and unable to select all. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:21, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

totally not a rickroll (also, if i recall, it was turb0 that wanted DaniPine to archibe) --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:23, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

@soviet: hold on I confused you for Turb0 for a sec nevermind
(it is true it took 5 seconds to load, so maybe it's not a bad idea to archive) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:26, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

How do I get that thing that shows all archibes? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:31, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

do you mean the list of archibes? because it's right below the text that says who last won 00:10, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

i think they're talking about the template that shows talk page archibes --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:15, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

arcjove noew

doe it now arhvkoig it ples do it I need it to be arhcigrvedOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:17, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

ahrifbcieb --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:51, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

when arhiv0e please I need this to be archvie now serisuy Lee I need it to be archivedd will I ever learn to spell archviep properly I don't kwoOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 16:35, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

first off, it's spelled with a b --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:41, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

serisily I need it to he arcjoeved now when can it be arcjviedOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:24, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

no 14:26, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

yes Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:30, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

very stupid question

does anyone know of somewhere that i can find decent sound effects of seals? 18:42, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

google

18:46, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

en passant --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:59, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

i've tried that, and all of the free sound libraries don't have any decent ones 19:01, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

youtube --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:04, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

what would you want sound effects of seals for? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:21, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

for sealese stuff 23:31, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

For those who don't know, the link to the translator is right here. Now scram!

But be careful. Glargh is watching.

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:49, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

i'm looking for sound effects, not a translator 00:38, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

make your own by summoning your inner seal --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise:

jesus christ 8 bit night is peak im gonna mail you my soul Schism (talk) 00:16, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

holy shit it gets better there's a sequel Schism (talk) 00:17, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

turb0-sunrise is Toby Fox confirmed --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:21, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Schism: You can do the uhh poll thingy I made right here if you want MORE bangers. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:25, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Schism: and there is a sequel

00:37, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

WHYYYYYYYYYY

is java down (yes, i suddenly like java) TURB0-SUNRIS33 19:37, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

? i am literally playing on java right now and it works just fine 19:38, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

so it just hates me for no reason

19:41, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah, i don't know why it would be down. i don't think internet is required to launch any minecraft version or the launcher 19:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

my internet is fine. it lets me in the launcher fine, but then when i try to play it just acts like it's loading then says "fuck you, nuh uh"

19:43, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

out of curiosity, what are your guys's account names (mine is also FishOnSkates) --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:55, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Turb0_Sunrise, you've probably seen me on hypixel

22:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

L10nM4st3r 22:46, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Question

Should templates be side by side like this: {{Template1}}{{Template2}} or separated like this: {{Template1}} {{Template2}} ? (View in source editor) Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:40, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: Both work exactly the same, to my knowledge. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:46, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: I know but is there one you're supposed to use? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:08, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: Use whatever you want. However, you should probably use the second one. It's much nicer to look at and will save lives when people try to decipher your code. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:09, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: Thanks! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:11, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

DeletedUser51be906d

How are they still editing aren't they blocked? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:17, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

...she isn't though? Unless she has a sock account that i don't know of, but i don't think that's likely 16:20, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: That user's last contribution was in January of 2022, right before being banned. Why do you say they're still editing? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:24, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Because they've been right here the whole time... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:28, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

Hey, wicked witch! Get outta here!!! Or I should summon a giant grue to eat you!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:34, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

this proves gerg is evil Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:35, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Wait, who's Gerg?!? And why is my sig like this!?! Childless and groomless as expected, my return will cause destruction for this website! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:48, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

that's it witch, you've made me mad. Grue, I choose YOU!!

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:03, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

this might just be the worst roleplaying i've ever seen in my life 18:07, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

@alula: do you want me to throw your body to the grue too? huh??? HUH???? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:11, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

This is the best thread ever 100% 100% 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 18:19, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

I was gone for 9 hours what the heck happened --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:53, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

dani and gerg were roleplaying zana and some guy who threatened to summon grues 18:54, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

bring on the grues --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:57, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:46, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:48, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

“Uncyclopedia is dead, and we killed it”
– Frendreich Gruenitczhe or whatever his name was

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:53, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

“You are dead, and a grue did it”
– Frendreich Gruenitczhe on your sudden death

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:04, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

“You Are Dead, and a wizard did it”
– Friendship Niche

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 20:12, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

“You Are Gay, and a historian did it”
– French Mice

00:53, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

“You Are an OPOSSUM, and a story built it”
– Frank Mike

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:31, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

“You Are Stupid, and Mr. Winkler did it”
– Prank Nike

15:45, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

“You Are Gay, but Mr winkler is GAYER”
– Tank Bike

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:49, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

what should my first message on this forum be?

looking for suggestions --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:50, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

oh.. well shit --Lieutenant Gamma

Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:51, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

"looking for suggestions" seems like a good one, yeah 19:48, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

that or "I win! Victory is mine!" --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:25, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

"NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank." is a good second message too 21:28, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

"Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!!" works great as a third message --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:31, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

"

bonus points if you can spot the tytpo" is the only thing you can realistically pick as your fourth message due to how good it is 21:36, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

and then of course you'd have to put something along the lines of "

LOOK AT HOW F'ING COOL I AM!!!!" as a fifth message --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:53, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

a hyptethical sixth message could be something along the lines of "the AIBOPAATs haven't been edited in days" 21:55, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

and obviously no other seventh message is better than "You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, alula? As we all know, the correct way of spelling hypothetical is hypothetical!!! Obviously not hyptethical!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, alula." --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:57, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

the eight message is prophesized to be "i already don't write english properly so why would that matter?". there simply is nothing else it could be 22:00, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

and i think the ninth message should be "this is typing not writing" --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:09, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

finally, the tenth message should be the rather fitting "oh fuck you're right" 22:20, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

and that's how you win LPTEW --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:35, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

yup. in other news, i win! 23:20, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:22, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

23:24, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:19, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

10:04, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:33, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

i'm gonna create a dark world on ASBOWAAT 11:01, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

noooo don't open another dark moccasin! --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:06, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

i'm gonna cause the moccasining 09:52, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

damn.

duck's retiring apparently. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:00, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

eh, good for him --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 17:15, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Sorry to announce that i have retired.

Bye Bye Uncyclopedia. Teh Epik Duck (retired) (talk) 19:08, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Bye Duck, I'll miss you! (ps since you don't want teh graffiti zone can i have it) --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:09, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

No because i want it deleted. Teh Epik Duck (retired) (talk) 19:17, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

ok --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:19, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Aw man. Sad to see you leave. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:43, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

say a slur with me

faggot Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:46, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

you Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:48, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

retard Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:50, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

no 14:51, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

a slur with me --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:07, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

a slur with me Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:10, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

a slur with me --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:18, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

a slur with me Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:21, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

a slur with me --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:22, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

a slur with me Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:23, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

a slur with me --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:26, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

a friend with me 15:27, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

you fucked it up. die Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:27, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

no i didn't 15:29, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah you did! GET WHALED!!!!!!!! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:30, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

wheel

Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include idk turb0 said so

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:32, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: Uhhh this is LPTEW 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:35, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

yes, the forum itself deserves to be whaled 15:37, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

i am whale-ing the entirety of LPTEW --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:38, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

including yourself 15:39, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

everyone who's ever contributed to the forum, including the really old users from like 2008, are getting whaled --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:41, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

including imported>Methamphetamine? 15:48, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

especially imported>Methamphetamine --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:17, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

Peest Goofballer Thing

Cutscene 1 sneakpeak. Those who know get empathy awards...

Mwahahaha!!! I will post my Priest Goonball here!! And NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:49, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

doestic abuse 21:03, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@alula: pun intended? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:14, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

probably yeah 21:18, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:

what did you do --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:34, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

he committed the worst crime ever seen on the website (linking to newgr**nds) 11:56, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

He should put that on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:33, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

So the servers went out, apparently

This is the first edit after it went out btw 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:12, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

schism here I would like to mention I might make an edit soon 96.61.23.221 (talk) 20:18, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

not using an account again, are we? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:18, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

at first i was like "it's so uncyclover" but then i was like "we're so uncycloback" --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 20:25, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: good to see you're still around here
how did you find out the servers are back? you're not in the Discord server as far as I know 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:30, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

i refreshed the site periodically --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 20:33, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

HEYA HEYA HEY EVERYBODY Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:35, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

yayyyy we're so back, now who do we blame and/or burn at the stake for this?

20:37, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

the server owners, also new song dropping right about now Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:40, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

hey every 20:44, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

yall see that spike blocked RDT Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:46, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

no because the spoon doesn't matter to me at all 20:48, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

i'll try to appeal for him Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:48, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: what happened with that spike guy? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:50, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

i'm guessing that he blocked RDT thinking he was actually hiring people Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:51, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

i guess jokes don't come across well there Fısh on skates 🎙 20:54, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

and i'm kinda scared to port my articles over
also @dani: there's extra brackets on the site notice Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:55, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: i mean it should be fine as long as you get the permission of everyone who contributed --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 20:57, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I'm aware; but I don't know how to get rid of those while also having the rainbow glow properly working. (the rainbow glow is 100% necessary, trust me) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:58, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

put some more brackets at the beginning like a [[BIG SHOT]] --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:00, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

YOU EDIT CONFLICTING PRICK Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:01, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: that's not that bad of an idea, actually.
also @Turb0-Sunrise: YOU EDIT CONFLICTING HYPOCRITE!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:02, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

you started it dani Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:03, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

how's my signature look guys Fısh on skates 🎙 21:06, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: a bit familiar, isn't it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:14, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

“It is certainly not the account of Donald Trump, so it's not allowed.”
– Spike on RDT's block

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:15, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: lol did they really ban an obvious parody account for impersonation 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:20, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: check for yourself Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:22, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

(edit conflict) maybe it's a combination of that plus the whole "hiring people" bit and how he already has an account there --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:23, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

ok so from what i can tell spike doesn't like it when someone roleplays as Donald Trump, and he probably wouldn't believe that it's actually the real one maybe ever 21:37, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

according to his userpage he's from new hampshire so it makes sense Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:39, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

whatever happened to old hampshire Fısh on skates 🎙 21:40, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

got eaten by the cat 23:04, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

is this why Spike disguises as a dog? to threaten the cat that ate his old home? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:11, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

no, he disguises himself as a dog because he's a furry 23:43, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

in other news im haloing it now Schism (talk) 00:50, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

in other other news you edit conflicted me Fısh on skates 🎙 00:52, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

in other other other news i win 00:57, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

in other other other other news 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:01, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

when the image pops up 01:02, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Well...

WE I DID IT!!

ROLL IT!

TURB0-SUNRISE 00:55, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: good job dude. hope that doesn't get over your head too much, tho 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:01, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

it won't. not a chance. i'm writing an article about the servers shitting themselves as we speak

01:02, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

i'm planning to write an UnSignpost about the same thing, can I steal your writings --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 01:05, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: that's good. someone had to do it, after all ~~and it wasn't going to be me~~ ~~also fish on skates you edit conflicted me DANG YOU!!!!11!1!1!!!~~ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:06, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

i already wrote that (then scrapped it because i didn't like the outcome, but still) 01:13, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@alula: could I see what the draft looked like, pweety pwease? :3 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:15, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

ok so the thing is that i didn't save it so i don't remember. i did name the first and second sections "The death of Uncyclopedia" and "...and its resurrection" respectively though 01:16, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

oh. cool.
@Turb0-Sunrise: you should be taking notes for that UnNews of yours 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:18, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

already ahead of you

01:24, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

i'm pretty busy most of the time, so idk how much will be by me --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 01:27, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

OH COME ON

02:02, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: someone already beat you to it huh 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:05, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

screw it, i'm writing one which is basically written like a wikipedia article

02:08, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

not a bad idea. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:13, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

and this image i got as the random one is gonna be in it

02:15, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

link? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 02:17, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

question

why tf was uncyclopedia down for Friday to today?Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:17, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

the service provider that we apparently rely on epically failed, followed by the server itself starting out completely useless afterwards 13:19, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

oh can we do that againOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:23, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

oh WOW walbro left a huge pile of shit for spike to clean up

13:24, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

imhereOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:37, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

i wonder what spike's fec onym is --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 14:10, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

it's probably spike 14:32, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

did you see the main page over there

14:33, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

yes, and it's hilarious that you can vandalize it by simply editing a VFP nomination 14:35, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

they don't have admin protections over there? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:56, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

they do, but apparently a VFP nomination or something gets transcluded onto their main page... somehow 14:58, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

somebody should screenshot it before they revert the vandalism. I'd do It myself, but I'm on my phone right now and wiki pages on the phone look like crap 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:04, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

here's the permalink --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:05, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: why did you revert Walbro's vandalism? now I can't make a screenshot of the vandalized main page myself! this is a treason to the Commie Party of Uncyclopedia and the aracuanian cause! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:27, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

how do you know it's walbro --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:29, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

come on, there's no way that's not Walbro... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:44, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

the IP doesn't match with his other IPs at all and the behavior is not the most convincing if i'm being honest here, not to mention this person having a specific interest in kosovo for some reason? this seems more like an imitator than anything else 16:40, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

@alula: huh? Kosovo? where was Kosovo mentioned? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:56, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

here. also the previous two revisions make it very clear that whoever this is is an albanian nationalist, something that to my knowledge wolverhampton never was and has no reason to be 20:17, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

I took an uncyclobreak exactly when the servers went out. coincidence? I THINK NOT!

It's because I firebombed the server building --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:53, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

so it wasn't evilbraingames577 at all... unless you two are the same person --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 19:55, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Did you take out any other wikis? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:09, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

the spoon suffered a few lag spikes while the fork was down --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:46, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

that's what happens when you don't try to limit AI crawlers at all, i'm afraid 00:50, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

greatest plot twist of all time

I AM Walbro!!!!! muahahahahaahhahh! u r deseeved!Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:35, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

yeah everyone is --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:37, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

there can only be one TRUE and HONEST Walbrotardfagger!Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 19:32, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Who is Walbro? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:10, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

the guy who made this 21:53, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

and this --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 22:13, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

and also this 23:33, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

proud to say i am not walbro. maybe walsis?

13:16, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

by the power of stupidity, MK becomes a second walbro! second greatest plot twist of all time! Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:25, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

i ams notting the walbro of alll grate plot tuwists!!! i amns fugking in bed with gaorgdown aperrently... OH SLAPALALLA CACATOTUCAN or whut evr

13:34, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

I WIN ALL OTHER EDITS AFTER THIS ONE DONT COUNTOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:40, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. i forgot the rest of the copypasta --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 16:11, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: what copypasta
also I'm wining now :3 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:35, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

i sooooo badly want to drop in <skin>[redacted]</skin>{{#css: body { background-image: [Redacted]; [redacted]: black; } #[REDACTED], .pBody { display: none; } .[redacted]-[redacted]-[redacted] a.[redacted} { [redacted]-image: none; } }} which the unredacted version will completely cut off the ability for anyone to make edits to this page and guarantee victory.... (but i'd get banned so i won't)

16:37, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

@MK: you'd still be able to edit the page with this link tho 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:49, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: the one from here --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 17:02, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: ah ah ah! but that's only IF you could find where it gets moved to, its quite easy to shove all the links behind the site logo :3

17:43, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

observe this line for instance: [{{[redacted]}}{{localurl:{{[redacte]}}:[redacted]|action=edit}} <span style="font-size: 0%; color: white;">Edit (haha you can't!)</span>]

17:47, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for [[alive|WORKING REALLY HARD]]!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was [[parents|something]] to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. {{User:L10nM4st3r/sig.css}} 20:29, 25 July 2023 (UTC) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:49, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

@MK: I'm really curious how your planned code would work out. Do you think you could add it on your sandbox or some place in your userspace so that I can see it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:52, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

I saw the RDT managed to hide them all on his page, and after a lot of poring over my CSS class workbook i discovered the secrets! for an example, go to Tax fraud which was my first experiment. zeroing out the text size obliterates it, and theres controls to move them around too (ie off page, behind the potato, etc)

18:01, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

or see my sandbox, its broken now and only accessible (for me at least) via the redwarn list

18:04, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

i get sick for 28 hours and this whole place falls apart

18:09, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

ohhhhh you can open redwarn and "edit" is still there under the various rollback labels. thats soooo iritating but at least it measn we can't accidentaly softlock pages

18:11, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

or you can type"?action=edit" in the url. i use this to edit full pages on mobile and bump forums --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:15, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

holyyy thats brilliant! turns out you can also just edit anything you want on mobile, even mine and RDT's pages are editable if you go thru history on your phone (obviously don't tho)

18:18, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

YOUUUUU CRETIHNS YOU HTINK TAHT ALL YOUR PETTY INFIGHTING WILL SAVE YOU FROM... C O L O N E L K U R T Z! YOUR EDITS DO MEAN NOTHING! I STILL WINDER! – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

obviously not enough to sign your comments

18:23, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

@MK: check your userpage. i'm evil bwahaha --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:25, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on Skates: Thou fool. No man may out-evil me.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:26, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

@ColonelKurtz: Thou fool. My name is spelled with a lowercase s. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:27, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

Thou foo. Noo maen maih splel curhrrehctleeOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:28, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

Thou foo. Mr. T pities you. --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:32, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

so does Mr. U 18:36, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

and Mr. V --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:37, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

don't forget Mr. W

18:47, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

DANIIIII!!! FISH IS VANDALIZING MY PAAAGEEEEEEE (she's not, I'm just impressed)

18:48, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

DANIIII!!! MK IS EDIT CONFLICTING MEEEEEEEE(she totally is) --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:50, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

or Mr. X 18:52, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

yes , all of them --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:54, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

all those Mr Exes makes me think of my exes... DANIIIII SHES MAKING ME THINK OF MY EXESSSSSSS ban her or something

18:55, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

oh shoot there's another. DANIIIII MRX'S NAME IS CONFUSINGLY SIMILAR TO INACTIVE EDITORS FROM LIKE THE 2000S ban him or something --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 18:56, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

DANIIIIIIII THEY KEEP EDIT CONFLICTING ME

18:57, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

wheres that super epic laser conflict thing

19:01, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

Super mega edit conflict ray of death 9000.png

DANIIIIIII CHECK OUT THIS SUPER COOL DRAWING I DID --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 20:03, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

WHEN WIN AWARD?

ME WIN AWARD WHEN AWARD COME?Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:32, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 20:04, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 23:49, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

now --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:27, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

I know i have retired, but here's a SECRET.

I am way more known on another w*ki than on Uncyclopedia. Teh Epik Duck (retired) (talk) 19:33, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

@Teh Epik Duck: so you plan these to be your last words in here? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:38, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

also, is this you --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 20:29, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

Fixxed

aha! now my user page is un-editable (except on mobile still apparently, stinky cheating mobile platforms and their nonsensical formatting abilities) Lucyna Kushinada 21:33, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

visual editor go brrrrr --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:37, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, MK? As we all know, the correct way of spelling fixed is fixed!!! Obviously not fixxed!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, MK.

21:39, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

I'll revert it with my bot if you want. They're not effected by whatever DaniPine3 did. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:45, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

i quite like this game of "last person to vandalize wins" --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 21:49, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

me too 23:25, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

i'm calling foul balllllllllll on this! ~~just wait til my totally nonexistent bot finds its way back out of the library folder or whever i accidentally moved it~~

23:32, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, MK? As we all know, the correct way of spelling wherever is wherever!!! Obviously not whever!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, MK. that's probably the first time i got to stupid you --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:37, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

i think we need to come up with some better copypastas (or just... use that one a lot less) 23:38, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

whaever fish

23:39, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

i think we need to come up with some better copypastas (or just... use that one a lot less) --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:40, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

i think we need to come up with some better copypastas (or just... use that one a lot less)

23:44, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

i think we need to come up with some better copypastas (or just... use that one a lot less) 23:48, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

i think we need to come up with some better copypastas (or just... use that one a lot less) --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:49, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

question

I'm feeling like a complete dumbass and want to destroy my reputation on this site how to do it?Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 00:32, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

restart the Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:35, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

what was that aboutOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 01:11, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

from what i can gather from forum and talk page archibes, ARandomPage, Alula, Kippy, WohMi, MrX, and Radical Rocko were having fights and forums and votes and blocks about my little pony --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 01:18, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

yes, except i was only briefly involved 07:44, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Question

So I haven't officially stated that 2026's FFW has officially started, despite several people already going around and placing the FFW template on articles. Should I add to the FFW page that the week has already started? And should I add this information to the notice banner? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:01, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

ya. Let's burn some stuff!!!! (starting with wikipedia ofc)

11:44, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

there's some stuff in category:AI-generated articles that's been there for over a year --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 15:36, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

uncsOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:59, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

burninate them --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:03, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

That's not... the... BurninateTemplate, is it...? 23:06, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

oh it is. it is indeed --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:11, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

So Firegrave is real after all 23:12, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

* it's like some king of, BURNINATEGRAVE... --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:13, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Whats FFW? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:26, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Five Ferocious Women. Basically, we hire five totally-not-powerhungry women to decide on a whim whichever random pages get to stay or not 23:36, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

so, should I make a banner for this FFW week, then? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:40, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

sure

23:43, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

you just said forest fire week week --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:47, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

oh. you're right. I'm dumb. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:49, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

i'll do you one better: forest fire week week week --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:50, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

damn it i was gonna do the template

23:51, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: you're aware the sitenotice banner template is only editable by admins, right? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:57, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: you're aware you edit conflicted me, right? --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 23:58, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates:

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:00, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:02, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

meow 00:02, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

mrrp --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:08, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

nyaa~

00:14, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

someone deliver the unsignpost --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:32, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

you do it

00:34, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: make that bot of yours do it --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 00:38, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: I can actually do that for real. I just need a specific time to deliver it. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:14, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

ah, too late. maybe next week --Dame Fish on skates

CUN 01:15, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

WHAT is up with all the tiny ass articles with 2 sentences and horrible spelling being created outside of sandboxes??? GAH DAMN there's been like 20 in the last 2 days!