Tax fraud

FBI WARNING TO THE PAGE VIEWER

You goddamn un-American piece of shit, we finally found you! After 12 years of treating your taxes more like a suggestion, and less like something as important as breathing, we've got your fat ass. Did you really think Uncle Sam was just gonna forget you owed him $50,000? Think again, buster, because you're in a HEAP of trouble now. When Uncle Sam wants his money, Uncle Sam gets his money. The nerve of people like you to withhold what he so righteously asks you for every day of your life from every purchase in your life. What is this fucking place anyway, some kind of safe haven for tax evaders like yourself? Hell, this place is probably FULL of foul degenerates, criminals, low-lifes, and all round dirty, scummy, evil, sneaky, and rotten rat bastards like yourself! You all make me sick! Probably. Scanning your IP now... aaaaand... gotcha! We'll be there in a few minutes, and you'd better hope Deputy Nate Higgers' gun is jammed again with chewing gum today, or else you might just end up on a T-shirt! Oh, who the fuck am I kidding, nobody is going to remember you ever existed, you tax evading little rodent. What's that noise? You crying? Well, save some tears for later because you've got a severe case of lead deficiency our law enforcement is gonna have to fix up the hard way!
Now, open up, you fucking rat!
Up yours,

-the FBI

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