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The last person to edit was Alula!

The mongoose

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Archived

14:21, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

Oh no! The forum! It's all... GONE!!!! DaniPine3 (talk) 14:24, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

Yes, that's correct. 14:28, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

Why??? It was a precious forum page, and now it's all gone! And it's all your fault!!!! You... you... MONSTER!!!!!!!! DaniPine3 (talk) 14:29, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

I mean, i'm the forum-eating cat. This was gonna happen either way.

14:B2, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

Crap, now there are TWO cats eating our things! Or are you, perhaps, the same cat as the story-eating cat? DaniPine3 (talk) 14:B7, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

Might be. Who knows?

14:40, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

Honestly? I don't care if you're the same cat or a different one. All I care about... is your DEATH! DIE KITTEN!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15:01, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

Oooohhhh, metal! munching noises

15:B2, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

I... I should've seen that coming, honestly.

15:43, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

It is what it is. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 16:41, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

DIE, KITTY!

Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...}

Do you seriously think bringing Knife Guy here is gonna stop me?

17:22, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

To be honest, not really. But bringing Knife Guy here doesn't hurt the situation. Actually, I guess it hurts Knife Guy, but... who cares? Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...}

And if Knife Guy can't stop you, then submit to the power of... moccasins! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...}

Oooohhh! Free moccasins!

11:56, 13 August 2024 (UTC)

I am the moccasin eating sardine Tin of Sardines (talk) 16:02, 13 August 2024 (UTC)

Sorry, i already ate all of the moccasins.

16:13, 13 August 2024 (UTC)

What about all those moccasins spinning in the background? You didn't eat those. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...}

Moccasins? Which moccasins?

18:14, 13 August 2024 (UTC)

Noooooooooooooooooo, the mocaspins! You ate those too! I never thought even someone like you would do something as heinous and cruel as eating the whimsy mocaspins, but you DID! You TRULY are a MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DaniPine3 (talk) 19:48, 13 August 2024 (UTC)

No, i'm the moccasin-eating dog. It's literally what i do to survive, i don't do it out of malicious intent or anything like that.

19:58, 13 August 2024 (UTC)

Hold on, moccasin-eating dog? I thought you were the moccasin-eating cat! If you're the one eating all the moccasins, then where the hell did that damn cat go?

20:19, 13 August 2024 (UTC)

I don't know. But as for that dog, if he won't submit to the power of moccasins, then I'll just have to kill him off with an earthquake. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...}

What do you mean by- HOLY MACARONI THE PAGE IS TREMBLING WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DaniPine3 (talk) 22:49, 13 August 2024 (UTC)

Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...}

Don't worry guys i fixed it. Oh yeah I accidentally stepped on the dog it's dead. I still huffed it tho. Tin of Sardines (talk) 03:11, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

What? Are you out of your mind? Dogs aren't for huffing, only kittens are! Are you sure it's the dog the one you killed and not an innocent kitten you confused for the dog? DaniPine3 (talk) 07:04, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

I mean, the dog is definitely gonna be dead now. *munching noises*

08:49, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

Oh crap, not YOU again! And now you're eating that cute dog! I don't care if that dog committed the heinous act of eating the mocaspins, it was still a cute puppy, and you ate it WHOLE! You're SICK!!!!!

08:58, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

Yeah yeah, whatever. Now, if you don't mind, i need to get going. These stories won't be eating themselves, you know.

09:01, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

Aha! I KNEW it! You're the same cat that keeps eating the story in A story built one image at a time! And the one that ate all those innocent civilians within the story! And now you ate that cute puppy too! You may look like a cat, but the truth is; you're TRULY a MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:49, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

No, monsters are fictional video game characters. I'm just a cat with some more specific food preferences.

10:54, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

The hell you mean "specific food preferences"? You literally eat EVERYTHING! That's not specific at ALL!!! In fact, it's the OPPOSITE of something specific!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:55, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

You know what? You're right, and that means you're food to me.

13:03, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

What? Y- y- you're going to eat me too? N- n- NO! I won't let you end me that quickly! I don't care how many bullets it will take; I WILL hunt you down and KILL you before you can taste any of my FLESH!!!!!!!!!!!

14:25, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

You seem to forget that i ate your gun. And now i will eat you too.

14:27, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

Ha! I dodged your attack! I TOLD you I was harder to kill than you thought I was! You may have eaten my gun... But there's still things I can use to kill you... and I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!! 14:48, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

I can fix this! Doing this will kill the kitty for sure! I mean, it will also kill us too, but that doesn't matter. What I did, you can see below. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...}

*munching noises* Jokes on you, i can eat templates too!

15:03, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

Well, that was close. I did see the template before, and I thought I was going to die; but now that you ate it, it won't have effect on me... right?

15:09, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

“Oh, oh...”
~ The ghost of Fenris2010 on the ghost of DaniPine3

A! What did you do??????? You should've warned me about this beforehand so that I would have avoided dying, but now is too late!!!!! I can feel it; my body is slowly melting, and it's SO DAMN PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15:20, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

Ooooohhh! Ghosts! I can eat those too!

15:22, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

You have to be f'king kidding me

15:28, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

*scary munching noises* Mmmmmm. Tastes creepy.

15:B1, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

“DIE! This'll kill you for sure!”
~ The ghost of Fenris2010 talking from inside the stomach of the forum-eating cat

*more munching noises* mmmmmm, templates!

17:B0, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

“I'll just have to use a combination!”
~ The ghost of Fenris2010

*irritated munching noises* ...you know i can eat literally anything, right? That includes earthquakes, moccasins, health warnings and ghosts. You better stop this unless you want me to eat you again.

18:25, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

“I'll just have to BRING IN THE GRUES!”
~ Fenris2010

This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you
protect yourself or stitch its mouth shut before it eats you too.

Oops, guess this forum (at least the parts of this forum that haven't already been eaten by the cat) will also get eaten... Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...}

...i'm pretty sure "literally everything" includes grues too.

19:11, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

NO! Don't you DARE eat the story! Look, I can give you all the templates for you to eat you want! Just please, don't eat the story from A story built one image at a time! It's a wonderful story about gangsters, wizards, time travel, grues, surviving a New World Order, and mocassins! You can eat all the templates you want; but please, don't eat the story ;( 21:02, 14 August 2024 (UTC)

It's too late. The cat is already gone. 10:41, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

12:09, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

We need to come up with some way to lure the cat back here...

1:B9, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

I don't think that's possible... 17:17, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

Wait a minute, who are you? The ghost of Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 19:03, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 19:42, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

If you don't answer me, I'll sic my Grue on you! - The ghost of Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 21:07, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I have a funny feeling grues won't work on whoever this person is DaniPine3 (talk) 21:27, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

Then I'll just summon Chuck Norris. Nobody can defeat Chuck Norris. The ghost of Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 12:47, 15 August 2024 (UTC)

You said that nobody can defeat Chuck Norris? That you don't even know the truth power of superior Jackie Chan!!! TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 16:22, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

I actually do in fact know the true power of Jackie Chan. Nothing. - The ghost of Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 17:00, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

This is the power of my superior Electrical Jackie compared to ur soul. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 17:12, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

hey everyone

how's it going 19:20, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

hi Alula! everything's going okay :] DaniPine3 (talk) 19:26, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

@Alula: and @DaniPine3: Guess what, I wasted two hours just for this table

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uncyclopedia.com is just a bowl of junk. 19:29, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

This doesn't tell me anything new. 19:41, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

ngl, I think this Uncyclopedia should also get its own personalized 502 error screen like the other Uncyclopedia has. It'd be cool. Btw, why has there been so many 502 errors recently? They're short, but their persistence both annoys and worries me. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:47, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

502 error means that there's some sort of server issue. I'm not sure about the specifics. 19:50, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

hey, I was wondering; who's the one that owns the Uncyclopedia.co servers? I dount it's the original founders, considering they seem to be long gone since the early 2010s... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:56, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

It’s Lyrithya, but she’s not that active anymore. 20:35, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

For some reason, I only get the 404 error when I press a view history button. Is there a reason for that? I know you don't know the specifics, but do you have any theory or anything? Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 22:B2, 16 August 2024 (UTC)

No. Try searching it up or something. 19:12, 17 August 2024 (UTC)

it's free

click here to get 10000 robux

Do you really think I'm going to fall for that that easily? I don't even play Roblox... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:02, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: no? But is this legal here? TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 17:16, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure I've heard before the admins here don't really like linking to +18 websites. And it's understandable: I'm pretty sure not everyone here is of legal age to see those kind of websites; also you might accidentally click it while you're on public and that's definitely the last place you want people to find you're in while on public. However, as you reverted that IP's edits, I'm pretty sure everything is fine now. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:26, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

Dang the image just fascinated me what a demon. I don't think some Japanese guys are that brutal. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 17:B3, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

stop it. Get some help. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 18:18, 18 August 2024 (UTC)

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hi please support the Cult of Celesteela in Hackmons Premiere League I Tin of Sardines (talk) 04:05, 19 August 2024 (UTC)

no 15:03, 19 August 2024 (UTC)

Also no. People don't typically advertise on Uncyclopedia. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 15:35, 19 August 2024 (UTC)

to be fair, their advertising stunt doesn't really work, because I have no freaking idea what they're talking about. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:58, 19 August 2024 (UTC)

I looked it up, and it's some sort of team tournament involving Pokemon. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 00:39, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

huh. guess their advertising stunt worked after all, because it made you interested in looking it up. but not really, since i doubt anyone here will support those guys that nobody knows about. DaniPine3 (talk) 00:43, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

Not that great of stunt, since I look up pretty much everything I see. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 00:49, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

... even goatse? 🤨 DaniPine3 (talk) 00:51, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

If you're trying to tempt me into looking it up, it's not gonna work. I almost looked it up, but stopped myself. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 00:56, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

I wasn't trying to make you look anything, you're the one that searched it up... DaniPine3 (talk) 00:57, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

But I didn't finish looking it up... Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:01, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

Never mind, I just looked it up and now I'm traumatized. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:02, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

Please don't tell me you actually searched goatse... DaniPine3 (talk) 01:07, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

I did. Sometimes I can be so stupid. 😥 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:13, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

Welp, I'm sorry you had to see that. Whatever it is. Because, after what I've been told about goatse in this wiki, I'm definitely not looking it up.
Think in the brigth side, thought: After seeing that, you'll now be more invulnerable to possible shock images you might be linked to in a near future. DaniPine3 (talk)

I've already seen shock images before. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 02:09, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

So you all have known about the existence of Kek cake (uh I mean 01101011 01100101 01101011 01101101 01100001 00101110 01100111 01100001). TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 07:13, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

Well, I hope that they have not traumatized you. Tatersforever442 4:05, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

Nah, I've already been traumatized too much to be traumatized any more... Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 23:20, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

Just survived my first day of high school today. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 23:21, 20 August 2024 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: That means your class is toxic and in these years of studying in high school you may got ADHD, I can imagine that at that time you were a very gentle guy. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 03:24, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

Wait yall are in high school? I started college this week. Tin of Sardines (talk) 03:38, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

That's 3 years ago, that is my most precious memories when reminded. Now I'm studying at NTUST, a famous college in Taiwan, also a second-year student. I'm most intelligent editor here :))) TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 15:03, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

wrong 20:09, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

TiazuGotAutism333, my class is actually pretty nice. It's a good high school. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:49, 22 August 2024 (UTC)

Rare moment

My screenshot image just got highlighted here, is this ok? Is the picture I taken from video game ok too?

TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 15:10, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

If you're talking about the image in the upper side of this forum, I'm pretty sure it's completely normal, considering it's always a random image chosen from any existing file on Uncyclopedia, so there's always a probability your files are used for that spot. DaniPine3 (talk) 15:16, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

That means the image you uploaded were shown up here? I also don't know how random image template work. I just upload that screenshot recently here.TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 15:20, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

@TiazuGotAutism333: Any file can be shown up there, including but not limited to the files you recently uploaded. It can also show you really, really old files that you didn't even know they existed. It's an "anything goes" kind of thing. DaniPine3 (talk) 16:13, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

Are our ok?

05:56, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

Shameless self-promotion

How's my work on this? Pasmorade (talk) 15:43, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

quite nosztalgia cuz that remind me the music that I heard on Christmas "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, life's plastic, so fantastic". TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 17:18, 21 August 2024 (UTC)

Pasmorade, it's good. Then again, I'm not exactly the best person at interpreting humor... Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:53, 22 August 2024 (UTC)

look what I found

too illegal too illegal! How is this exist?

I mean, I wouldn't say it's "illegal". Unless you tell me that anime character is underage, which knowing how anime culture works, there's a high chance it actually is. And I really hope this isn't the case... DaniPine3 (talk) 16:13, 22 August 2024 (UTC)

Thanks for recover this to let everybody here see her panty heh, ya have to take a look on her uniform, the ICE might keep an eye on this. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 16:18, 22 August 2024 (UTC)

NOOO! THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 16:22, 22 August 2024 (UTC)

I mean, this doesn't seem illegal (at least i hope it isn't), but i'd still rather not look at it. 19:29, 22 August 2024 (UTC)

By saying "at least i hope it is", you're making it seem that you do want it to be illegal... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:48, 22 August 2024 (UTC)

Yes, i want it to be illegal so i don't have to look at it. (Ok no but seriously, that was a typo. I meant to write "isn't".) 19:52, 22 August 2024 (UTC)

skibidi thing party near the toilet in the wc

I have a huge diarrhea.

If you fart like you don't care, raise your blog roll in the air.

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TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 16:18, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

The brainrot is real... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:57, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

Yeah... Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 23:12, 23 August 2024 (UTC)

Just wondering, can i remove this section? 20:03, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

You should probably archive it... Pasmorade (talk) 12:26, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

Yeah you guys might have powar to delete it. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 10:05, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

More shameless self-promotion

Yeah, I'm an Articles for Creation reviewer on Wikipedia now. Pasmorade (talk) 12:26, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

You have DARED to join the filthy scouth of Jimbo Wales and his Army of Wikipedians? That's HERESY against the Great Oscar Wilde! You're a TRAITOR to the Great Army of Uncyclopedia! Admins, make that FUCKER GO EAT SHIT!
No, but seriously though, congratulations on achieving to be part of that thing, whatever it is 🙂👍 DaniPine3 (talk) 13:04, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

Damn. Congratulations. 14:39, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

Nice! Congrats! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 22:37, 29 August 2024 (UTC)

Wait, you only have ECU right there? TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 03:50, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

You’re not a real uncyclopedian until you’ve been blocked on Wikipedia at least once, even if it was for a stupid reason Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 21:53, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

but what if I don't have a Wikipedia account DaniPine3 (talk) 21:56, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

TOO BAD 😈😈😈 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 21:58, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Shouldn't not having a Wikipedia account make me a better Uncyclopedian for not joining in Jimbo Wales' group of nerds? DaniPine3 (talk) 22:12, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

filmed killings

why is Hatsune Miku on my screen . Why is she being hit with SHOES. stop hitting her with shoes --Chicken4War / talk to me 14:11, 29 August 2024 (UTC)

She's not being hit with shoes- she's, in fact, dancing with them. Also, they're not regular shoes, they're moccasins.
btw, hi Chicken4War! Long time no seen! DaniPine3 (talk) 14:14, 29 August 2024 (UTC)

A better question is who added the extra moccasins. They weren't there last time i checked. 14:36, 29 August 2024 (UTC)

I don't like this too much ----Chicken4War / talk to me 18:56, 29 August 2024 (UTC) --Chicken4War / talk to me 18:56, 29 August 2024 (UTC) --Chicken4War / talk to me 18:56, 29 August 2024 (UTC) --Chicken4War / talk to me 18:56, 29 August 2024 (UTC)

This moccassin thing has to stop. I'm putting my foot down. And guess what? I'm not wearing any moccassins...... moccassins are the SHOES OF SINNERS. PUT ON YOUR SOCKS NOW --Chicken4War / talk to me 19:12, 29 August 2024 (UTC)

Oh no! 17:08, 30 August 2024 (UTC)

To stop your evil and wicked TEMPLE OF THE SOCK, I have made the TEMPLE OF THE MOCCASIN! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...}

nostalgia sound

volume up ur device and enjoy. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 05:59, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

no 13:10, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

Tiazu is crazy. 15:17, 13 September 2024 (UTC) ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 15:17, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

Yeah he is pretty crazy. I can't see how this is a "nostalgia sound" unless you're an alien or a monster from one of those horror videos on YouTube. Btw why is there a chocolate dick spinning on my screen i don't remember that being here before DaniPine3 (talk) 20:34, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

extreme nostalgia sound

Turn the volume all the way up and hope that your ears will still work by the end. Go to 1:00 for the best experience. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:30, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

I'm curious to know how this audio was produced and/or where it comes from. DaniPine3 (talk) 21:33, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

I made it by earraping and slowing down the following (actually pretty cool) 360 degree video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ_zirn6opg Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 21:38, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

Oh, didn't expect it'd come from a 360° video. I forgot 360° videos were something you could do on YouTube. DaniPine3 (talk) 21:47, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

What is a taahgaarxian?

Seriously. What? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:00, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

I wish I could answer you OPOSSUM, but I have no idea what you're talking about. DaniPine3 (talk) 21:21, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

“The Taahgaarxians are evil, soul-eating anteater-like creatures dispatched by God during the Apocalypse to kill all atheists. Their motto is: "One lick, and they're dead", and it is no exaggeration. Originally thought up by "writer" Tim LaHayes for his completeley true propaganda literature, God has recently bought the copyrights to use Taahgaarxians and they are expected to kill all atheists by December 26 of 2073.”
~ The UnBestiary on Taahgaarxians

- ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 21:40, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

good to know Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 21:42, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

I think they were invented specifically for that article, because when you search "Taahgaarxians" on Google, the first thing you find is that Uncyclopedia article, and Uncyclopedia is something you don't usually expect to find as the first results in Google Search. DaniPine3 (talk) 21:44, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

Ps… look at all the mikusins Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:03, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

Earthquake

Funny enough, there was a mild earthquake in my town yesterday. I’d dint hurt anyone or break anything but it was kind of scary Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:16, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

Please don't ever add the earthquake template again on this forum. There are too many things on screen and the earthquake template is making it severly lag. I can barely read what's on here, and it's a miracle I could click "edit source". DaniPine3 (talk) 22:18, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3 fenris was the one who added it, I removed it Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:20, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

Sorry. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 22:24, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

It’s alright fenris. But only do it again if you really want to Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:25, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

The opossum thingies return from their hiatus of several months

Holy crap how did you guys fit so much crap in one single forum page

Between the Mikusins, the spinning chocolate dick, and the OPPOSUMs, I think my phone is going to explode for how much crap it's trying to load at the same time DaniPine3 (talk) 22:21, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

The chocolate dick? Huh? Wait wtf Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:22, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

You didn't see it before? It's incredibly huge and really hard to miss. I don't know when it appeared, because I don't remember it being here before. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:25, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

I only noticed the dick made out of B’s Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:27, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

No, I mean a giant chocolate dick spinning in the background. There are also spinning notice signs, and spinning moccasins, and spinning angry Ojais, and... wait where did the spinning Mikus go DaniPine3 (talk) 22:28, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

I must confess that I replaced most of them with angry Ojais Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:29, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

Nooooo not the spinning Mikus
Why did you kill them ;[ DaniPine3 (talk) 22:32, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

shall I resurrect… two of them? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:33, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

only two...? Well, if that's the best you can do... Fine DaniPine3 (talk) 22:37, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

Some special spinning Grues also just came to join in the fun... Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 22:40, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

the lord giveth two and taketh five away Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:41, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

well, thanks for bringing two Mikus back :]
Sadly, there is so much stuff on screen I can barely see the Hatsune Mikus... DaniPine3 (talk) 22:50, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

And an alien from Among Us has apparently taken over the logo...Which reminds me, I need to get back to working on my Among Us Uncyclopedia page. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 22:47, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

It’s been 11 months since I last played Among Us… I usually named my character “Persereikä” Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:50, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

I also haven't played Among Us for months. Btw, what does “Persereikä” means? DaniPine3 (talk) 22:53, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

that was a weird coincidence, we both left out our usernames from our comments Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 22:54, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

What language is that? Is it Finnish? I've seen you've sometimes shown interest in Finland, so I'm placing my bets it's Finnish DaniPine3 (talk) 23:02, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

That’s absolutely Finnish. The title literally has "suomen" in it, which i’m pretty sure means "Finnish" in Finnish, and Turku is a city in Finland. Don’t know what the other words mean though. 07:11, 14 September 2024 (UTC)

”Turku is Finland’s asshole” Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 13:13, 14 September 2024 (UTC)

respectively it is a city of Finland. I think he just blamed himself cuz his name is Turkumies and he's died in 2022, RIP. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 19:12, 14 September 2024 (UTC)

Among Us Uncyclopedia

Is there any way any of you think I can work on or improve it? I ask on this forum, since the Pee Review is inactive. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 23:01, 13 September 2024 (UTC)