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The last person to edit was Alula!

The ramen noodle

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No large blocks of text please

It's seriously annoying. 07:25, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

But..... But..... L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:42, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

BIG

So? ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 07:29, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

That's not what i meant. 12:47, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

What she ment was........ Ahem....... Get ready............... Ok, here you go, this is the large box of text that Alula will most likely delete or shorten, but i dont care, you do you, and ill do me, and ill laugh at those who are too weak to accept this to stay Ok, here you go, this is the large box of text that Alula will most likely delete or shorten, but i dont care, you do you, and ill do me, and ill laugh at those who are too weak to accept this to stay Ok, here you go, this is the large box of text that Alula will most likely delete or shorten, but i dont care, you do you, and ill do me, and ill laugh at those who are too weak to accept this to stay Ok, here you go, this is the large box of text that Alula will most likely delete or shorten, but i dont care, you do you, and ill do me, and ill laugh at those who are too weak to accept this to stay Ok, here you go, this is the large box of text that Alula will most likely delete or shorten, but i dont care, you do you, and ill do me, and ill laugh at those who are too weak to accept this to stay Ok, here you go, this is the large box of text that Alula will most likely delete or shorten, but i dont care, you do you, and ill do me, and ill laugh at those who are too weak to accept this to stay Ok, here you go, this is the large box of text that Alula will most likely delete or shorten, but i dont care, you do you, and ill do me, and ill laugh at those who are too weak to accept this to stay Ok, here you go, this is the large box of text that Alula will most likely delete or shorten, but i dont care, you do you, and ill do me, and ill laugh at those who are too weak to accept this to stay Ok, here you go, this is the large box of text that Alula will most likely delete or shorten, but i dont care, you do you, and ill do me, and ill laugh at those who are too weak to accept this to stay. Just a short sample of what i mean. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:53, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, that but stupidly large. Examples can be provided. 16:15, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

You're fucking dead, kid.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:23, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

Listen to my man. He's not bullshitting. Me and my boy here killed over 600 terrorists between the both of us during our black ops missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the internet while waiting for his hot pockets to finish heating in his mother's microwave. I know a hacker in the CIA who could get me the IP to your (or more likely, your parents') house like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that basement you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got buddies in high places, brother. Buddies who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple Predator missiles your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong subreddit and you fucked with the wrong Devil Dog. HOORAH. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:23, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

Im so glad thats what you think about me! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:41, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

banana split

split banana --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 23:26, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

Hello!

You've been drafted by the military. Die! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 03:53, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

YOU WILL BE BRUTALLY MURDERED BY ANNOYING LITTLE SHITS AND VENGEFUL PURPLE EGGPLANTS WHO SEEK THE POWER OF UNLIMITED BURGERS! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:05, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

protection notice

This page is fully protected by C780178 due to destruction and cannot be edited by all users meow! (lol) ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 08:09, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Lol. So.... why can I still edit? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:17, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Haha, you fell into the trap, any user who edited after 08:09, 3 October 2023 will be bitten by a bunch of cats until they turn into demons,meow! ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 09:37, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Too bad. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:16, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

This is good,Meow! ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 23:40, 4 October 2023 (UTC)

Well, I'm a lion, Roar. So cats can't hurt me, Roar! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:37, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker

Bad Motherfucker Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 04:47, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

Haha, you fell into the trap, any user who edited after 08:09, 3 October 2023 will be bitten by a bunch of cats until they turn into demons,meow! ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 08:01, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

So you basically? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:26, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker 09:40, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

Ms. Winkler is gay!!!

She is the worst teacher ever she sucks!! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 12:11, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

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t :) west virginia and zambia and sadly no brown | posted 14:54, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 15:30, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. 15:42, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:27, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

bonus points if you can spot the tytpo L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:28, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 19:41, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

Mx. Winkler is...

...what? They're still the worst teacher tho --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:44, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

!win I

09:30, 6 October 2023 (UTC) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} !mine is Victory

17:45, 6 October 2023 (UTC) .blank is mind My .Nope .difficult less it make to something was there only if ....haaaard toooo waaaay is age and day this in alive staying ,yea Oh !!HARD REALLY WORKING for day a $10,000 given was I if saying be would I ……………......!!!11!!!!!!WANT I EVERYTHING GETS WHO BRAT SPOILT A IM .WIN I ,NO

17:04, 8 October 2023 (UTC) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} !!!!TIME ALL OF UNCYCLOPEDIAN GREATEST THE AM I !pal ,lose you Snoze

No cat & User will win!

Meow! ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 05:50, 8 October 2023 (UTC)

Alula

Alula Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 23:15, 8 October 2023 (UTC)

Ur obsessed L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:06, 9 October 2023 (UTC)

Alula 19:01, 9 October 2023 (UTC)

FUCK

KCUF --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 01:17, 9 October 2023 (UTC)

iH L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:19, 9 October 2023 (UTC)

The moment of truth is upon us.

CLICK HERE TO REPENT! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:13, 10 October 2023 (UTC)

CLICK HERE TO GET FREE ANTI-VIRUS! WORKS AGAINST ALL VIRUSES!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:21, 10 October 2023 (UTC)

CLICK HERE TO MAKE THE VIRUS SAFETY-PROOF! WORKS AGAINST ALL ANTIVIRUSES! 17:10, 14 October 2023 (UTC)

CLICK HERE FOR FREE SEX!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:22, 14 October 2023 (UTC)

CLICK HERE FOR FREE UNCYCLOPEDIA ADMIN! -Chicken4War (talk) 20:25, 14 October 2023 (UTC)

Unfortunate news, folks

I have discovered there is no Mink Car page on this so called "uncyclopedia". How dare you downgrade the achievements and accomplishments of one of the greatest records of our time. Perhaps this little message on this forum will lead you to rethink your horrible decision.

as of like october 14th i'm winning lol --YouAmpersandMe (talk) 21:23, 14 October 2023 (UTC)

No you’re not lol 08:24, 15 October 2023 (UTC)

alula you're not winning either now :D -Chicken4War (talk) 17:08, 15 October 2023 (UTC)

Pretty sure i am 17:25, 15 October 2023 (UTC)

not anymore :3 -Chicken4War (talk) 17:34, 15 October 2023 (UTC)

2001 Toyota Corolla --YouAmpersandMe (talk) 17:37, 15 October 2023 (UTC)

cars aren't real -Chicken4War (talk) 21:31, 15 October 2023 (UTC)

Im losing, sooo..... Wait, what do you mean im currently in first?? YAAAY I WON!! (for a few seconds at least) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:46, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

Only Cat will win!

ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 08:35, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

So basically, not you?FURRIES WILL NEVER WIN!!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:56, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

Uwited Uncyclopedian Furries (UwU) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:53, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

Sign below to join (C780178 is the retard furry leader. Sign above to announce opposition):

1. ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 08:58, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

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Below does not mean below:

that would be UUF, not UWU. smh my head.--YouAmpersandMe (talk) 12:16, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

UwU sounds better though 17:44, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

UWited Uncyclopedian furries (the last word is silent) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:42, 17 October 2023 (UTC)

What are you?

what the title says -Chicken4War (talk) 20:15, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

Indeed! Thank you for noticing. --YouAmpersandMe (talk) 15:34, 18 October 2023 (UTC)

The Walking Dead

Grimy Dick Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:25, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

coolio beans. anybody like cocteau twins --YouAmpersandMe (talk) 12:21, 17 October 2023 (UTC)

Console.WriteLine("This is C# code"); L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:50, 18 October 2023 (UTC)

okokok

lalala --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:32, 18 October 2023 (UTC)

Snowball In Hell reference???? probs not but thatd be CRAAZY--YouAmpersandMe (talk) 12:30, 19 October 2023 (UTC)

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------------------------------------- ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 09:56, 20 October 2023 (UTC)

let me tell you somethin, man

I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made home made bumper car ride with riding mowers in his back yard? Mower blade wounds over ninety percent of his body. I didn't run him over, either. He somehow managed to fall under his own. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:23, 22 October 2023 (UTC)

wtf

MediaWiki got freaking upgraded??? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 03:11, 22 October 2023 (UTC)

@Sapplerx:yes! ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 05:33, 22 October 2023 (UTC)

WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP

WHERE DO WE GO? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:57, 22 October 2023 (UTC)

The Dark World 17:50, 22 October 2023 (UTC)

My day at the grocery store

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:08, 22 October 2023 (UTC)

seems liike a lot of fun -Chicken4War (talk) 00:40, 23 October 2023 (UTC)

Me when I enter the blockbuster and start bustin the blocks--YouAmpersandMe (talk) 12:26, 23 October 2023 (UTC)

Fun for all the family! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:52, 25 October 2023 (UTC)

italic

this text is italic. -Chicken4War (talk) 20:20, 24 October 2023 (UTC)

Didn't know your text was from Italy 21:48, 24 October 2023 (UTC)

Erm ackshualee he was referring to the state of the text that u can access if you hit the eye button--YouAmpersandMe (talk) 16:04, 25 October 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 02:07, 26 October 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. 14:33, 26 October 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN!! -Chicken4War (talk) 23:08, 26 October 2023 (UTC)

That's not how this usually goes... 14:08, 27 October 2023 (UTC)

on this website expect the unexpectable -Chicken4War (talk) 23:27, 27 October 2023 (UTC)

I win!

I have won! ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 01:27, 28 October 2023 (UTC)

no you didn't... -Chicken4War (talk) 01:49, 28 October 2023 (UTC)

also what happened to the other messages. they're still there but they're not. -Chicken4War (talk) 01:50, 28 October 2023 (UTC)

Meow

Meow Meow Meow? ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 05:29, 28 October 2023 (UTC)

Who actually won

I consulted my Magic 8 Ball and it said that <insert name here> won. I don't make the rules -Chicken4War (talk) 14:48, 28 October 2023 (UTC)

I think your 8-ball is broken. Mine says that Alula actually won. 19:06, 28 October 2023 (UTC)

I repaired it and now it just says vandal -Chicken4War (talk) 23:20, 28 October 2023 (UTC)

Makes sense 09:08, 29 October 2023 (UTC)

Blasphemy

More blasphemy --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:44, 29 October 2023 (UTC)

Deleted

There is currently no text in this page. You can search for this page title in other pages, or search the related logs, but you do not have permission to create this page. -Chicken4War (talk) 14:06, 29 October 2023 (UTC)

guess i won this one lol -Chicken4War (talk) 22:18, 31 October 2023 (UTC)

Click here!

ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 14:07, 3 November 2023 (UTC)

hi

hi Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:38, 3 November 2023 (UTC)

hi guys Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:38, 3 November 2023 (UTC)

there is no cabal

there is no cabal -Chicken4War (talk) 14:43, 4 November 2023 (UTC)

OH MY GOD!!

CLICK HERE TO SEE BOOBIES AND RECIEVE $100,000 DOLLARS!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 23:50, 4 November 2023 (UTC)

FREE MONEY!

CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR FREE CAT AND $1,000,000! Meow! ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 01:29, 5 November 2023 (UTC)