User:Pasmorade/Spike
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Supreme Overlord Spike, also known as Spıke, SPIKE and Spike, is, as already explained, the supreme overlord of uncyclopedia.com, also known as Spikepedia. Originally a member of the true, holy, original, and pure uncyclopedia.co, when Uncyclopedia yeeted itself out of the vile Fandom in 2013, Spike alongside his cronies, chose to stay, tainting the true, holy, original, and pure talent of Uncyclopedia, which had made such classics as Mr winkler is GAY and Fisher Price. Regardless, in 2019, Fandom done the naïve move of cleansing itself off anything remotely Uncyclopedia, losing over 50% of its copyright violations in the process. Many thought that Spike would return back to the true, holy, original, and pure unyclopedia.co and...fuck this, I'm not copying that sentence again just to abuse that joke into oblivion. Basically, Spike founded a new site. That's it.
Unlike many Uncyclopedians, Spike uses dry humor, meaning that his comedy tastes are far too high to the rest of us. Many claim that he was on Wikipedia, meaning that he should theoretically own this account, however, no one truly knows.
Life[edit | edit source]
There are many claims about Spike's life. An IP by the name of 70.251.26.61 claimed that "Spike is the head vampire in an underground kitten gambling ring... his early work included sucking blood, stealing coats from slamming hotties, and killing members of the band Slayer." What we do know is that after Uncyclopedia emancipated itself from the people of Fandom, an exploitative Spike created Uncyclopedia, also known as Spikepedia, to admit people to his dictatorship. Soon after, he made new oppressive laws created to prevent articles being too short or being exclusively mean-spirited, making it the most bland empire in the interwebs.
Despite owning an empire, Spike was power-hungry, seeking to annex uncyclopedia.co, secretly being active there to take it down from the inside. However, this led to problems, as according to a now-deleted manuscript made by the people who fled uncyclopedia.com, Spike revealed his sexuality on January 18, 2015. A recovered version can be seen below.
“im gay and nobady loves me”
coming out of the closet. Due to legal threats, the manuscript was annihilated.