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The last person to edit was Alula!

The homology

Archive 1 Archive 2 Archive 3 Archive 4 Archive 5 Archive 6 Archive 7 Archive 8 Archive 9 Archive 10 Archive 11 Archive 12 Archive 13 Archive 14 Archive 15 Archive 16 Archive 17 Archive 18 Archive 19 Archive 20 Archive 21 Archive 22 Archive 23 Archive 24 Archive 25

Archive time!

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alula was here
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OPOSSUM was here-erㅤㅤ
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i win! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 216.107.204.194 (talk • contribs)

No you didn't Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:17, 22 February 2024 (UTC)
aw shucks, looks like he didn't win after all Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:27, 22 February 2024 (UTC)
So sad Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:55, 22 February 2024 (UTC)
Man, I was really rooting for him, too. With all due disrespect, Tunic.Talk Contribs 16:01, 22 February 2024 (UTC)

Everyone

What is your favorite element of the periodic table? Mine is minnesota. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:18, 22 February 2024 (UTC)

Larvikite Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:26, 22 February 2024 (UTC)
Kryptonite Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 18:01, 23 February 2024 (UTC)


Why is this forum already dead

Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:15, 27 February 2024 (UTC)

I don't know, I thought I'd won, I was the only guy here for 3 days Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 16:31, 27 February 2024 (UTC)
No you didn’t win, i did. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:37, 27 February 2024 (UTC)
Yes you did. hmm wait a moment..... AAh yes you did. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:39, 27 February 2024 (UTC)
:3 Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:01, 27 February 2024 (UTC)
nope Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 23:55, 27 February 2024 (UTC)
you cannot escape the silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:14, 28 February 2024 (UTC)
-3.jpeg Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:53, 28 February 2024 (UTC)
:4? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 19:44, 28 February 2024 (UTC)
:5 Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:53, 28 February 2024 (UTC)
I am PotatoSmut, the blue-green, then rotten black spots on the potato battery known as Uncyclopedia hooked up into my computer. I'm a low-class/low-brow/low-life kind of troll, a "dead white male" without direction in life. I'm a 32 year old man in varied low-wage jobs that don't pay me well. I have a warped sense of humor to get me in trouble at work (fired), society (thrown out), online (IP banned) and the law (prison sentence), but don't worry about me for my own faults I have. Uncyclopedia is a place for those like you and me...and feel free to moan, whine, gripe and bitch on my talk page. Thank you, merci, gracias and GTFO! PotatoSmut (talk) 18:48, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Articles

  • Palm Springs - a hot hellish place full of nude motel colonies, tweekers in the hills or by the Salton Sea, and the lowest-scale place (and I don't mean the elevation is below sea level either).
  • SoCal aka Southern California, about the region, communities and people. In a parodical matter. I hope it meets Uncyclopedia standards.

FUN FACT

I can count to Potato - said the self-depreciating self-humorous man diagnosed with mild/high-functioning form of TEH Autism. PotatoSmut (talk) 18:48, May 8, 2012 (UTC) 20:19, 28 February 2024 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 01:19, 28 February 2024 (UTC)

lol no Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 05:40, 28 February 2024 (UTC)
lol yes Alula.gifAlula.gif 07:21, 28 February 2024 (UTC)
lol no Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 19:43, 28 February 2024 (UTC)

is this a new section Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:56, 28 February 2024 (UTC)

no it isn't Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:57, 28 February 2024 (UTC)
huh? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 02:02, 29 February 2024 (UTC)
I was trying to create a blank section and it didn't work Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:52, 29 February 2024 (UTC)
Like this Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 17:30, 29 February 2024 (UTC)

No, i left the title of the "new section" i was supposed to add blank Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:09, 29 February 2024 (UTC)

I win!WPBS (talk) 22:24, 29 February 2024 (UTC)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWPBS (talk) 14:50, 1 March 2024 (UTC)

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We do a little trolling 
Hey, how about we don't spam the forums? Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:44, 1 March 2024 (UTC)
We did a little trolling Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 00:06, 3 March 2024 (UTC)
I guess so Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:06, 3 March 2024 (UTC)

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:3 Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:41, 2 March 2024 (UTC)

Insert thing here

101.gif I dont know what to say here 😭 } ¿VØ!D? 

Don’t worry, no one else knows what to say here either Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:38, 3 March 2024 (UTC)
Sometimes conversations are improvised, we just say whatever we can think of based on what has been said before. Not unlike AI chatbots. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:08, 3 March 2024 (UTC)
Yes, but unlike chatbots we’re probably slightly more interesting to communicate with Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:41, 4 March 2024 (UTC)
At this point, I am starting to doubt that. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 18:43, 4 March 2024 (UTC)
You’re not gonna get random emoticons from ChatGPT, are you? Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:23, 4 March 2024 (UTC)
I've never even used chat gpt Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 02:29, 5 March 2024 (UTC)
Oh. Then i assure you that you won’t. It’s gonna give you the flattest, most lifeless response possible instead, with the possibility of making stuff up too. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:28, 5 March 2024 (UTC)
-B.jpg Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 02:13, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
Hello, my name is *redacted* (...why..?), how are you today? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:38, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
0<_o Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 19:12, 7 March 2024 (UTC)

I think i win

Everybody else abandoned this page, it seems. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:15, 10 March 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, kinda sad Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:06, 10 March 2024 (UTC)
*sobbing intensely* :( L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:11, 10 March 2024 (UTC)
Uhhhh, *hug*? Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:55, 10 March 2024 (UTC)

I ate tacobell and shidded 🗣🔥

Edited Emicraft :P 18:09, 10 March 2024 (UTC)

If you eat taco bell and manage not to shit, I'll give you a million pounds. In moneytized, live, painful pounds. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:16, 10 March 2024 (UTC)
When I went to US (I'm mexican), I ate Tacobell, it was good, and I didn't shit. Give me the pounds to convert it to pesos Emicraft :P 22:25, 10 March 2024 (UTC)
Ok, but be prepared. *starts pounding Emicraft 1 million times.* L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:11, 10 March 2024 (UTC)
Now buying a brand new mac and a Lambo Emicraft :P 23:39, 10 March 2024 (UTC)
Go eat shit fuckers Emicraft :P 23:57, 10 March 2024 (UTC)
Are you telling me a Fisher fried this Price? Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:34, 11 March 2024 (UTC)
Wow this shit has changed since I last visited Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 02:29, 11 March 2024 (UTC)
Surprised? Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:48, 11 March 2024 (UTC)
Well yes, but actually no Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 16:57, 11 March 2024 (UTC)

i won

get over it Smite lightning.svgNuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke.Anti Anti Subtonic NeoNuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke.Smite lightning.svg 20:06, 11 March 2024 (UTC)

No Emicraft :P 21:13, 11 March 2024 (UTC)
c Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 13:17, 12 March 2024 (UTC)
I bet that the last edit to this page will be in like, 2069. This last edit will almost certainly not be written by any of us. I'll be dead by then, and most of you guys will be pretty fucking old. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 07:42, March 12, 2024 (PDT)
I would still not be retired, so I wouldn't consider myself to be old by 2069. However, I would most likely not be on Uncyclopedia. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 16:56, 13 March 2024 (UTC)
Looking forward to seeing the unborn generation edit this page frantically in the same hope that we all have here. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:53, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

NUH UH

  • DONKEY NOISES*

--Donkeygod7

Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 16:53, 13 March 2024 (UTC)
what the fuck Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 21:27, 13 March 2024 (UTC)
Yeah, what the fuck? How did you manage to smell him? Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:38, 14 March 2024 (UTC)
He did it with magic --Donkeygod7
Oh Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:41, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

:skull:

skull:I Like Jolteon (talk) 18:59, 14 March 2024 (UTC)
💀 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 19:17, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

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