User:Tunic

This user suffers from ADH--SQUIRREL!

Who The Hell Is Tunic?

Born in West Bumbafuck in the year 2006, I was an immediate disappointment to my mother, as she wanted a girl. My trend of being a disappointment has continued throughout the years and I refuse to apologize.

I do basically nothing of value, and am currently trying to build towards becoming a cog in the machine of capitalism. I'm planning on starting a business after highschool.

What's Tunic Doing Besides Uncyclopedia?

Games I'm Playing:

• Assassins Creed II
• Overwatch 2
• Helldivers 2

Shows I'm watching:

• One Piece (Currently in Marineford)

Books I'm Reading:

• Books are for nerds, which is why I'm reading Berserk

Music I'm Listening To:

• Counting Crows
• Five Iron Frenzy
• Less Than Jake
• The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
• Rancid
• Mad Caddies

Misc:

• Vex Robotics
• School
• D&D
• Making an indie game
• Writing a novel
• Hosting the weekly trivia night on the discord server my buddy runs (No, I did not just steal the format of jeopardy, you ask too many questions)

What Is Tunic Doing On Uncyclopedia?

I've adopted the Pikmin article (And it got featured! We did it, boys!), it is now my baby. Voting on features because barely anyone else does. Trying (unsuccessfully) to win last to edit wins.

-With all due disrespect, Tunic.^{Talk Contribs}