User:Donkeygod7

Hello my name is dave and i'm a donkey and i love anything that resembles one. I will admit that it's a lil bit hard to type thigns with hoofs

A self portrait

ᛨᛃᚶᚱᛕᚯ<---Update: look at these funny symbols I found! they make my head hurt when I look at them though.

update 2: who keeps updating my categories? :(

dave update 3: he made his first article :D

-Dave

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Dave Donkey for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

my favorite things

-donkeys/horses

-meems

-eating battery acid

-terraria

-history stuff

-other shiet

-cooking

Iconic dave quotes

"why is the table on fire?"

"ouch my toes"

"whoops, you need to put the cd in your computer"

"HEE HAW x 7"

"make him drink battery acid"

"IOWDU*(WDUDIJIDWJJGAGAAAAGAGAAAAAAA)IOPDKOP" -dave after having one too many batteries

"dave was here"