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hiiiiiiiiiii
i see you left me a bunch of sections to eat. thanks for the quality food everyone! 09:17, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- DAMN IT! GET ME MY GUN! (it can't be a coincedence that i got a cat for the random image)
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
12:01, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- more food? awesome!
12:31, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- Here! Eat this random image i got!
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
12:48, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- That sure is a random image — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:51, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- sure, why not?
23:12, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- Eat this message while you're at it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:24, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- Here! Eat this random image i got!
- more food? awesome!
sanding they tetris
is sandtris on steam too lazy to look – Preceding unsigned comment added by Schism (talk • contribs) 11:41, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
--Fish on skates 22:21, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Hello World
Hello World — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:44, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- are you by any chance a scratch cat? 12:57, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- @grok is this real 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:31, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
How do y'all pronounce ASBOWAAT
I pronounce it like æzboʊwæt. --Fish on skates 19:25, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- əssbʊvɑːt
- Ass-bow-wat
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
21:06, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- /ˌæsboʊˈwäːt/ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 21:16, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- you're all wrong, its asz-boo-wuh-AAAH-tuh 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:57, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
- that implies that you spell it "ASBOWUATU"
- Or "ASZBOOWA'ATA" Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 13:56, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
09:18, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
- Or "ASZBOOWA'ATA" Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- that implies that you spell it "ASBOWUATU"
- you're all wrong, its asz-boo-wuh-AAAH-tuh 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:57, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
- /ˌæsboʊˈwäːt/ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
20:55, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- Ass-bow-wat
Fucking bunch of morons. It's obviously a-s-b-o-w-a-a-t. Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
19:26, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
THE RESULTS OF THE MITK POLLS ARE IN!
THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S BEEN NOT THAT LONG SINCE THEY STARTED, BUT IT'S IN! ALL 22 TRACKS!
...
well, besides those two.
Bronze: 2
Silver: 1
Gold: 0
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
so uh... the reason why we mostly considered schism's tracks to be absolute dogshit is because it really doesn't follow the main aspects of what actually makes good music good. you know, a melody, and not just spamming amen break drums everywhere.
Bronze: 1
Silver: 2
Gold: 0
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
same reasons as ojai's ends.
Bronze: 2
Silver: 1
Gold: 1
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
damn, we all hate schism's songs?
Bronze: 0
Silver: 5
Gold: 0
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
woah, this song really this low? that was a shock.
Bronze: 2
Silver: 4
Gold: 0
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
woah. THIS? THIS ABOVE GLITCH LUNA? what are the odds.
Bronze: 3
Silver: 2
Gold: 1
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
i don't know how to feel about this ranking. i mean, is this REALLY better than glitch luna?
Bronze: 2
Silver: 0
Gold: 1
Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:
okay ignore the previous comment this is what i'm wondering on. this sounds like E7 from everywhere at the end of time
Bronze: 2
Silver: 3
Gold: 1
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
imagine if this was the main theme for the entire game.
Bronze: 1
Silver: 4
Gold: 1
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
desolator does the job well. but uh... listening to it stand alone... yeah...
Bronze: 1
Silver: 4
Gold: 1
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
no comment on this placement. it is the final song before the halfway mark.
THE TOP 10
Bronze: 1
Silver: 4
Gold: 0
Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:
i already know who voted platinum for this (spoilers: it's opossum) but man, i actually kind of like this track, looking back at it. winter evenings is better though.
Bronze: 0
Silver: 4
Gold: 2
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
speaking of winter evenings, it's slightly-related cousin, winter nights! i originally composed this song in the middle of the winter of 2024 (that's why it's called winter nights). i decided to use this track for mitk because i wasn't using it for anything else. fun fact: it includes a section of the mitk motif there. but, it's been distorted (cough cough one note has been moved down by 2 tones) so that you probably won't find it.
Bronze: 1
Silver: 3
Gold: 1
Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:
here's a fun fact: if you take all of the scores, 27 is the score that appears the most. but anyway, it's the main theme song! how sweet.
Bronze: 1
Silver: 3
Gold: 1
Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:
the sequel to winter nights: winter evenings. and it's only better (at least, to the community) by one vote. it's actually my first song in fl studio—though, i originally made it in musescore a month before.
Bronze: 0
Silver: 3
Gold: 3
Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:
too chill for alaska? no, this is too cool for alaska.
Bronze: 1
Silver: 1
Gold: 3
Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:
my favourite track that i've made with musescore. it really is a bop. the project i was making that once used this track is cancelled by the way.
Bronze: 1
Silver: 1
Gold: 3
Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:
personally, this is the second best track in mitk.
Bronze: 0
Silver: 2
Gold: 3
Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:
top 3 now, and this song deserves to be in the top 3, even though it's just a remix of journey to nowhere.
Bronze: 1
Silver: 1
Gold: 2
Platinum: 2
Commentator's note:
the "winter evenings" motif goes hard. that's all i'll say.
Bronze: 0
Silver: 1
Gold: 2
Platinum: 3
Commentator's note:
this song is without comment.
AND THOSE ARE THE RESULTS! IF I MADE AN ERROR, you're wrong.
gerg, signing out.
gergdown, eh (talk) 22:58, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- OHIOIKALUITEARRAPE2 was too good to be on this list. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 23:09, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: OHIOIKALUIITEARRAPE2 was placed between No Place Left For Us and Moccasinian March by the way. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:33, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- that seems quite low considering its initial score
- it is now confirmed that spamming random clips of "sound" from public domain libraries is not a good idea 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:52, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
09:32, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
- that seems quite low considering its initial score
- @OPOSSUM: OHIOIKALUIITEARRAPE2 was placed between No Place Left For Us and Moccasinian March by the way. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:33, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
the orange cock lock
we have unlocked a "new" cocklock after years of boring cocklocks. introducing the all "new" orange cock lock.
GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:08, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
- Does it piss?
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
00:46, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
- it pisses Orange juice, yes. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:48, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
- Mmm, tasty piss!
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
00:49, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
- Speaking of locks, has anyone tried to fix the blue lock showing as a gold lock? --Fish on skates
01:10, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
- Seems like L10n would be the only one who knows how that works.
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
12:02, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
- No, a sysadmin has to fix it. 09:20, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
- Seems like L10n would be the only one who knows how that works.
- Speaking of locks, has anyone tried to fix the blue lock showing as a gold lock? --Fish on skates
- Mmm, tasty piss!
- it pisses Orange juice, yes. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:48, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
So
the 3rd paragraph of 13 year old intelligence sums up my life perfectly. Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
12:51, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
The Pleb Invasion of Uncyclopedia
man. just asking. why did we get so many asbowaat-editing new users in here?
...and by many, i mean four.
NorthKoreaForever!!! NORTHKOREA'S BACK???
strange how all four of these accounts have left uncyclopedia.
just saying, with my very real tin foil hat, l10n is gonna launch his mind-controlling devices, just as i predicted. this is the end of times. we're all gonna die.
okay i should really go to bed
gergdown, eh (talk) 17:37, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
- KOREA'S BACK! STOP THE PRESSES!
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
17:42, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
- the list is incomplete, colonelkurtz and tropicalpanther were also quite interested in ASBOWAAT
- Probably because ASBOWAAT is one of the most active pages on Uncyclopedia. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 21:20, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
- i have factchecked myself and found out i'm partly incorrect (panther didn't really edit the ASBOWAAT pages a whole lot). but kurtz was definitely one of the most active editors on there for a while 21:23, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: just reminded me, panther's gonna be unbanned in 10 days. gergdown, eh (talk) 03:25, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- i know
- so i might get my UOM education finally
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
13:19, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
11:15, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- so i might get my UOM education finally
- i know
19:12, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
- Probably because ASBOWAAT is one of the most active pages on Uncyclopedia. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 21:20, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
IMPORTANT!!!!!!
The city of Bangor, Maine was a leading producer of moccasins. in the 19th century. Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
01:26, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- factually incorrect. the leading producer of moccasins has always been Moxin since the 1300s 01:41, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
Invented by Oscar Wilde NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!)
12:02, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- ah yes, Oscar Wilde. the famous Moccasinian that lived millenia ago
- Well it shipped over 100,000 pairs in the 1880s. Also, i said it was a leading producer, not the leading producer.
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
12:58, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
12:38, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- Well it shipped over 100,000 pairs in the 1880s. Also, i said it was a leading producer, not the leading producer.
IMPORTANT QUESTION
Do you remember the 21st night of september? Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
13:46, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- Love was changin' the mind of pretenders while chasin' the clouds away. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:12, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- happy first day of autumn gergdown, eh (talk) 20:14, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- no, i don't
- PUMPKIN SPICE, BITCHES!!!!! alright that's all the basic bitch i need to last me till the world thaws out
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
22:46, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- WAIT NO NOT THE GAHDDAMN LEAF PEEPAHS
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
22:49, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- WAIT NO NOT THE GAHDDAMN LEAF PEEPAHS
- PUMPKIN SPICE, BITCHES!!!!! alright that's all the basic bitch i need to last me till the world thaws out
21:30, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
Also, INTERNATIONAL FUCKING LOBSTER DAY LETS FUCKING GO Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
22:58, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
--Fish on skates
01:10, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
- well yeah it was only 2 days ago (i did nothing that whole day) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:45, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
- Disrespecting lobsters, huh? I'll kick you in the crotch so hard you'll smell your own balls for a month.
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
00:52, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
- Lobsters? There are far superior crustaceans in the sea. King crabs are more badass and tastier than lonsters, barnacles latch onto whales and that's absolutely awesome, and krill are the foundations of the entire ocean's food chain, for Oscar's sake. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 02:00, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: you fool, I have 70 alternative uhhhhhhhhhhhh idk balls or somethin 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:40, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
- Lobsters? There are far superior crustaceans in the sea. King crabs are more badass and tastier than lonsters, barnacles latch onto whales and that's absolutely awesome, and krill are the foundations of the entire ocean's food chain, for Oscar's sake. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- Disrespecting lobsters, huh? I'll kick you in the crotch so hard you'll smell your own balls for a month.
i finally did it
i beat the roaring fraud. now i can finally call myself decent at this game
19:56, 24 September 2025 (UTC)- i no-hitted it, just for your information gergdown, eh (talk) 21:54, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
- What the fuck is a roaring fraud
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
22:08, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
- huh. i'm not even gonna bother with asking how you managed to do that, because it sounds absolutely insane 07:32, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
- What the fuck is a roaring fraud
- What game?
NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!)
06:59, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
- oh you know, the game
- You just made me lose it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 14:00, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
- that was not the game i was talking about
- I know exactly which game you're talking about, but I'm just messing with ya. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 14:28, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
- yup, that's the one 18:44, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
14:23, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
- I know exactly which game you're talking about, but I'm just messing with ya. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- that was not the game i was talking about
12:33, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
- You just made me lose it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- oh you know, the game
coal alert
I am turning you all into COAL 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:42, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
- NOM NOM NOM mmmm delicious
NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!)
12:53, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
?
what the fuck is going on over here? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 01:18, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
- the usual
- ]
- no[1] 13:56, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
- [citation needed]
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
13:59, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
- citation no longer needed
- [Not a reliable source]
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
20:15, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
- [big fat lie] 20:30, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
- [Go fuck yourself if you think this is a worthy excuse]
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
20:32, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
- that's a bit aggresive
- [citation needed]
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
20:42, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
20:38, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
- [citation needed]
- that's a bit aggresive
- [Go fuck yourself if you think this is a worthy excuse]
- [big fat lie] 20:30, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
20:11, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
- [Not a reliable source]
- citation no longer needed
- [citation needed]
- no[1] 13:56, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
20:26, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
- ]
- ↑ source: meeee :3
- boy what a nice day to check uncy- OH MY GOD THERE'S A FOX WOMAN AGAIN Schism (talk) 22:04, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
- A British one, at that
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
22:07, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
- Added to this section by the one and only Turb0-Sunrise as well!
- And replied to by the great and slightly retarded[Go with it] Alula as well!
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
13:18, 28 September 2025 (UTC)
08:12, 28 September 2025 (UTC)
- And replied to by the great and slightly retarded[Go with it] Alula as well!
- Added to this section by the one and only Turb0-Sunrise as well!
- A British one, at that
- boy what a nice day to check uncy- OH MY GOD THERE'S A FOX WOMAN AGAIN Schism (talk) 22:04, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
- do any of yall need bleach? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Teh Epik Duck (talk • contribs)
- A British one? Does she like tea? does she pronounce bottle of water as bo oh o wo oh – Preceding unsigned comment added by Someone (specifically Teh Epik Duck) (talk • contribs)
Cool thing
So i figured out you could nest templates. Going to use that for a project on road rage. It's going to be similar to Tourettes, (with the {{Expletive}}) but with my own template. Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
20:28, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
guys the homestuck animated pilot is out
the world is fucked, the internet is breathing her last breath, millions are dying, the universe is imploding, the sun has entered its supernova, and every computer is exploding. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:22, 28 September 2025 (UTC)
look what i found
Bad Motherfucker
Bad Motherfucker Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:14, 28 September 2025 (UTC)
- Bad Motherfucker[1][2]
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
17:24, 28 September 2025 (UTC)
- Bad Motherfucker 18:47, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
Who wants to see me blow a fucking brain gasket
Humberto was a cat 5 earlier, and now Imelda is going to continue the evil I trend. FUCK Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
22:19, 28 September 2025 (UTC)
vruh
why is my teacher always crashing out lowk 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:43, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
- cause (it) can
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
17:47, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
- it is a she, and she might be slowly losing her mind 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:00, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
- might?
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
18:13, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
- she got hit with the top 5 most annoying and otherwise loud kids in the school and has that one pre-crashout look on her face at all times 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:42, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- Are you four of them?
Turb0-Sunrise
(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)
11:51, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- no I'm 1 of them apparently (I didn't even do anything she just don't like me) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:37, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- Are you four of them?
- she got hit with the top 5 most annoying and otherwise loud kids in the school and has that one pre-crashout look on her face at all times 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:42, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- might?
- it is a she, and she might be slowly losing her mind 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:00, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
How exactly do you win?
Do you win if you are the last person to edit like within a week or within any timeframe? Soviet912 (talk) 18:42, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
- no, it's the last person to ever edit. in that case, it would be the person who makes the last archive.
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
18:44, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
So did I just win right now? Soviet912 (talk) 18:46, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
- no.
Turb0-Sunrise
(Talk to me, Goose!)
18:54, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
The worsterest version of UnSignPost.
have you ever... wanted... a version of unsignpost... but it's absolutely terrible????
have you ever wanted... an unsignpost... but only I can edit it???
have you ever wanted... more unsignpost???
no?
well too bad.
gergdown, eh (talk) 01:33, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
I came expecting pierogis
i want my pierogis NOW, damn it! Turb0-Sunrise
(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)
12:28, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
Moccasins
What is the big deal about moccasins around here? I don’t understand. Soviet912 (talk) 13:13, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- Oh boy. MOCCASIN SQUAD, ACTIVATE!
Turb0-Sunrise
(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)
13:15, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
??? Soviet912 (talk) 13:17, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- Ok, so basically, L10nM4st3r made the page "A story built one word at a time" and OPOSSUM had the bright idea to spam the word moccasins everywhere. This somehow gave birth to a new Uncyclopedia in-joke, a fictional country, several text adventures, and a fictional deity. It's also the reason the spoon feels a bit off. (the spoon refers to the website that the fandom wiki moved to after leaving fandom. this website is the fork, since it was forked from the original uncyc when they moved to fandom, which was called Wikia at the time.) --Fish on skates
13:42, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- 14:31, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
Thanks for the clarification. Soviet912 (talk) 14:50, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- just read the in-jokes thing, i thought i was thinkerer... Schism (talk) 20:44, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
7 hours till panther comes back
time for chaos Turb0-Sunrise
(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)
15:37, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- time for trollage gergdown, eh (talk) 16:08, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- time for nothing to happen immediately probably
- panther unbanned gergdown, eh (talk) 22:24, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- who wants to ping him
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
22:29, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- @him: The University of Moccasinia needs you! --Fish on skates
22:54, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- @him: The University of Moccasinia needs you! --Fish on skates
- who wants to ping him
16:08, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- panther unbanned gergdown, eh (talk) 22:24, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- time for nothing to happen immediately probably
Stop fucking milking the yankees
YANKEES SUCK! Turb0-Sunrise
(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)
22:03, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
- is garett crochet wearing a fucking One Ring? thats fucking awesome.
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
23:26, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
BULL FUCKING SHIT Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
23:42, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
FUCK YEAH
SUCK IT BOONE Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
00:05, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- Error: You must put video id between
<youtube>
tags, like this:<youtube>dQw4w9WgXcQ</youtube>
, click here for more help.- hey wait i've seen this before 15:03, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
FUCK YEAH
FUCK THE FUCK YEAH Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
01:14, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: what's with this "if I were to die" video I keep on seeing on my for you page and why is it here now 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:15, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- Panther put it here. ask panther.
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
12:16, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- Panther put it here. ask panther.
piss
piss GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:05, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- Mmm, tasty piss!
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
15:16, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:25, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
Alright, "YANKEES SUCK!" seems to be an in-joke now
Time to finish that UnNews i forgot about for like 2 months Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
19:54, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- no, it's not
- ehhhh it kinda is
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
20:17, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- It's literally only spammed by one person. Most in-jokes have multiple people perpetuating them. Say, moccasins for instance. --Fish on skates
20:47, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- MrX, and Gerg have
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
20:51, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- To be fair, "moccasins" started off as a kind of forced injoke as well, and they were associated almost exclusively with me until about April of last year. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 20:53, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- Yes, but the difference is that "YANKEES SUCK!" is just a statement and nothing else. There are probably very few people who would even think it could be a joke upon hearing/reading the phrase for the first time, far less one you'd find on a wiki.
- Can't the truth be an in-joke?
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
21:14, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- I mean, it has gained notoriety on the forums, and it isn't dependent on any one article... --Fish on skates
21:30, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- I can remember tons of other stuff that fits those criteria that aren't really in-jokes (like the "I win!" comment chain and Bad Motherfucker). And those are/were active for at least two years.
- To me, it looks like Bad Motherfucker sort of replaced Zombiebaron, and the "I win!" bullshit is limited to this page only.
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
21:59, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, so "I win!" is dependent on a single article. Also, I win. --Fish on skates
22:05, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- When i said the "I win!" comment chain i was talking about this specifically, not just the usual proclamations of victory. 22:36, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, so "I win!" is dependent on a single article. Also, I win. --Fish on skates
21:51, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- To me, it looks like Bad Motherfucker sort of replaced Zombiebaron, and the "I win!" bullshit is limited to this page only.
- I can remember tons of other stuff that fits those criteria that aren't really in-jokes (like the "I win!" comment chain and Bad Motherfucker). And those are/were active for at least two years.
- I mean, it has gained notoriety on the forums, and it isn't dependent on any one article... --Fish on skates
21:12, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- Can't the truth be an in-joke?
- Yes, but the difference is that "YANKEES SUCK!" is just a statement and nothing else. There are probably very few people who would even think it could be a joke upon hearing/reading the phrase for the first time, far less one you'd find on a wiki.
- To be fair, "moccasins" started off as a kind of forced injoke as well, and they were associated almost exclusively with me until about April of last year. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- MrX, and Gerg have
- It's literally only spammed by one person. Most in-jokes have multiple people perpetuating them. Say, moccasins for instance. --Fish on skates
20:09, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- ehhhh it kinda is
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?
You best believe I sure as shit can! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:58, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
FUCK YOU ALL Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
22:22, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- I already have though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 14:16, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
GO FUCK YOURSELF
GO, FUCK YOURSELF, GO, FUCK YOURSELF, GO, FUCK YOURSELF, GO, FUCK YOURSELF Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
23:32, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
I win!
Victory is mine! Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
23:36, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. --Fish on skates
14:12, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!!
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
14:18, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
bonus points if you can spot the tytpo --Fish on skates
14:19, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!!
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
14:31, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!!
I win!
Victory is mine! --Fish on skates 14:33, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. 14:35, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
bonus points if you can spot the tytpo --Fish on skates
14:37, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!! 14:39, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- That place looks a lot like Ojai. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 14:42, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Does Ojai usually look like the setting of a 40-year old action movie? 17:25, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- That place looks a lot like Ojai. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
can we have one stable conversation that goes on for at least half a week???
The goals are simple.
- Do not create any new topics. - Continue talking in this header. - Continue this conversation for a week.
To begin this conversation, what three words describe you the best. gergdown, eh (talk) 14:38, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- go
- fuck
- yourself
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
14:39, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- JUICY SMOKED SALMON! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 14:39, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- i
- love[citation needed]
- puzzles[citation needed]
- gergdown, eh (talk) 14:44, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: wait, juicy smoked salmon? what the fuck would that taste like? gergdown, eh (talk) 14:55, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Well, all (good) salmon's got a bit of juice in it, but come to think of it, REALLY juicy salmon would be really weird. You know how when you get a can of low-quality canned salmon and the contents seem to be 50% fish and 50% oil? That's what REALLY juicy smoked salmon would probably be like. But the fine, smooth orange stuff that's just the right amount of wet and sticky, HELL YEAH.
- Also, never put smoked salmon in a toaster oven. It just turns into regular salmon (although I still enjoy that.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 15:09, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Smoked salmon? more like pulled pork
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
15:13, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- i've never tried salmon. the closest thing i've tried to salmon was fish and chips. you can tell my diet is fucked. makes sense, all i've been doing is been working on vancouverite sojourn, and writing a featured article. but then i lost my right hand when writing that featured article, because to write that funny article, i had to travel to rome, fight some roman necromancers and centaurs, to get the script to that featured article, but when i came back, the pigeons ate my whole house, and now i'm back to square one, working on vancouverite sojourn. gergdown, eh (talk) 15:19, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- update: i'm so close gergdown, eh (talk) 17:48, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- *i
- *hate
- *mosquitoes 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:03, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- i've had salmon many times before, and i personally think it's ok. definitely tastes way better than cod, but that's not a particularly high bar to clear by my standards 16:30, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- responding to my vancouverite sojourn statement, it's actually almost done wtf. 4 plots left. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:54, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Hey guys, I'm thinking of starting a new thing (here we go again) called the "Uncyclopedia Human Squad". It'll be focused on cleaning up AI content and images in articles. --Fish on skates
17:02, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- that's a good idea, you just need to get an admin onto that, and uh, you probably need a lot of art skills. gergdown, eh (talk) 17:05, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Why would I need an admin for a lil userspace thing? --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:15, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: oh wait i'm fucking stupid gergdown, eh (talk) 17:17, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- yeah, why would you need an admin for this? realistically all the pages with AI images/text in them are editable by autoconfirmed users (unless Kakun has locked some of his features with admin protection again)
- The squad's page has been created. Also, new sig alert. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:39, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- i got confused with that one thing from that one thing gergdown, eh (talk) 17:48, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- What one thing? Also, I should change my sig for every holiday. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:41, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: that one thing from that one thing gergdown, eh (talk) 18:42, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Theultimategergdownofultimatedestiny: Oh, that thing. Anyway, my Christmas signature would be kind of like DaniPine3's but more awesomer. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:44, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- i'm surprised this conversation has gone on for this long. gergdown, eh (talk) 18:51, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Theultimategergdownofultimatedestiny: Oh, that thing. Anyway, my Christmas signature would be kind of like DaniPine3's but more awesomer. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:44, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: that one thing from that one thing gergdown, eh (talk) 18:42, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- What one thing? Also, I should change my sig for every holiday. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:41, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- i got confused with that one thing from that one thing gergdown, eh (talk) 17:48, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
17:19, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- The squad's page has been created. Also, new sig alert. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:39, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- yeah, why would you need an admin for this? realistically all the pages with AI images/text in them are editable by autoconfirmed users (unless Kakun has locked some of his features with admin protection again)
- @Fish on skates: oh wait i'm fucking stupid gergdown, eh (talk) 17:17, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Why would I need an admin for a lil userspace thing? --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:15, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- that's a good idea, you just need to get an admin onto that, and uh, you probably need a lot of art skills. gergdown, eh (talk) 17:05, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Hey guys, I'm thinking of starting a new thing (here we go again) called the "Uncyclopedia Human Squad". It'll be focused on cleaning up AI content and images in articles. --Fish on skates
- update: i'm so close gergdown, eh (talk) 17:48, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- i've never tried salmon. the closest thing i've tried to salmon was fish and chips. you can tell my diet is fucked. makes sense, all i've been doing is been working on vancouverite sojourn, and writing a featured article. but then i lost my right hand when writing that featured article, because to write that funny article, i had to travel to rome, fight some roman necromancers and centaurs, to get the script to that featured article, but when i came back, the pigeons ate my whole house, and now i'm back to square one, working on vancouverite sojourn. gergdown, eh (talk) 15:19, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- Smoked salmon? more like pulled pork
- @OPOSSUM: wait, juicy smoked salmon? what the fuck would that taste like? gergdown, eh (talk) 14:55, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- JUICY SMOKED SALMON! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
day 2
DAY 2!!! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2!!!
what should we discuss gergdown, eh (talk) 00:19, 4 October 2025 (UTC)
- sickest beat drop ever at 0:24
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 00:33, 4 October 2025 (UTC)
mmmm
chicken 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:02, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- piss
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
16:06, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
im making music for OTB
who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
17:16, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- which website 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:06, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- beepbox because im broke
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
18:08, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- File:OTB Song.mp3Onwards to Boston, take 1
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
18:46, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- balls
(talk) 18:49, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- balls yourself
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
18:53, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- ni-
- balls yourself
- beepbox because im broke
In recognition of your
meme magic,
unrelenting dumbassocrity, and
complete disregard for conventional internet behavior,
you are hereby declared the King of the Retards.
oh boy Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
18:58, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
Feed me cookies.
the punishment for not doing so is nothing gergdown, eh (talk) 19:32, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- rate my song and maybe i will
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
19:34, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: a bit short, a bit quirky, like the animatronics at the night. 7/10 gergdown, eh (talk) 19:36, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- It's definitely not done, and i accept all.
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
19:40, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- It's definitely not done, and i accept all.
19:35, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: a bit short, a bit quirky, like the animatronics at the night. 7/10 gergdown, eh (talk) 19:36, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
It's done.
You guys ready for a shitstorm? Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
20:54, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- is it supposed to be super mario "horror" or actual horror music
- it's a placeholder name because i suck at coming up with names
Turb0-Sunrise
(YANKEES SUCK!)
21:12, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- speaking of otb songs... here's a new mitk song gergdown, eh (talk) 21:23, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- this is like if darkness falls was an actual song and not a long "defeat" jingle used exclusively in the first chapter of deltarune 22:25, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- speaking of otb songs... here's a new mitk song gergdown, eh (talk) 21:23, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
21:11, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- it's a placeholder name because i suck at coming up with names
apparently i just rediscovered the channel that does mockeries of [due to legal reasons i cannot say the word c**ntry p*l*t*cs]
apparently it's called thejuicemedia??? there's like so many videos i haven't seen yet wow gergdown, eh (talk) 23:57, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
- fact check: you don't pronounce "tacofredag" that way
- yeah that's it, the rest of the video is strikingly accurate 16:44, 4 October 2025 (UTC)
FUCKING BULLSHIT
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THREE GAMES AWAY. I WANT A FUCKING ANSWER. Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 23:57, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
GO FUCK YOURSELVES WITH YOUR CHEATING LITTLE TORPEDO BATS
OH, SO YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING CHEAT AND USE YOUR TORPEDO BATS? HIT WITH A REAL BAT LIKE REAL MEN! OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED TO RUIN YOUR PRECIOUS WIDDLE REPUTATION THAT DIED 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO?!?!?!? FUCK YOU ALL. Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 01:22, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: what is this in any relation to and why are you crashing out 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:51, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
- gergs gonna handle it
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 11:53, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
- gergs gonna handle it
the dongler attacks
the dongeler comes into the night and sumons the dungler, which uses his penis to vandalize pages.
yeah
man we have like pizza tonight and I get to eat pizza and its stuffed crust at like 5 pm hell yeah 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:44, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
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- uhhhhhhhh what 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:58, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
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- im scared 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:17, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
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14:23, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
- im scared 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:17, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
- you want fries with that?
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 14:23, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
In recognition of your
meme magic,
unrelenting dumbassocrity, and
complete disregard for conventional internet behavior,
you are hereby declared the King of the Retards.
more music
coming soon Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 17:24, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
- can you make penis music
User talk:ColonelKurtz 17:56, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
- can you
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 18:00, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
- fuck you you deserve this
- can you
In recognition of your
meme magic,
unrelenting dumbassocrity, and
complete disregard for conventional internet behavior,
you are hereby declared the King of the Retards.
User talk:ColonelKurtz 18:25, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
- i know
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 18:38, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
- i know
Ready to see some magic? In all honesty this is a sick beat drop Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 19:39, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
dodgers-phillies and 3 other meaningless games are today!!!
- boy what great 8 teams are left, these teams sure are some of the great teams of this year that all have great offense, defense and ESPECIALLY bullpens. I didn't even see the Thursday game 3s since I was so laser-focused on the Rams' implosion that night so rip Guardians, Red Sox and uhh... can't remember the last one. Somebetterusername (talk) 14:51, 4 October 2025 (UTC)
- uhh i think it was the padres with a bullshit strike call in the 9th right after a "ha, fuck you, but we're not going to win" home run
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 15:34, 4 October 2025 (UTC)
- bad call obviously but even if the padres moved on are they really going to upset milwaukee, cubs gettin their ass whooped hard already Somebetterusername (talk) 00:08, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
- and the Yankees got their FUCKING ASSES WHOOPED 10-1.
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 00:11, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
- and the Dodgers just came back from a 2-3 thanks to Teoscar. Players with the last name Hernandez have been so good these past few days. Somebetterusername (talk) 00:55, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
- and the Yankees got their FUCKING ASSES WHOOPED 10-1.
- bad call obviously but even if the padres moved on are they really going to upset milwaukee, cubs gettin their ass whooped hard already Somebetterusername (talk) 00:08, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
- uhh i think it was the padres with a bullshit strike call in the 9th right after a "ha, fuck you, but we're not going to win" home run
Want some absolute music?
this is mostly a call and response to @Turb0-Sunrise:'s music. this isn't by the way i just wanted to sneakily include a ping without me coming out as scummy.
every fraction of a second i was making the melody, i was like "shit that's black knife from deltarune, dude how the fuck do i make a d minor melody that ISN'T black knife" until something worked. for some reason that was the hardest part of making the song?? gergdown, eh (talk) 15:12, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
i think turbo is salivating at the mouth at what's happening right now in toronto
- in other words, the broncos and texans actually won against meaningful teams, and mike mcdaniels sees his job slipping away by the sunday... Somebetterusername (talk) 21:28, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
- HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT SUCK IT BOONE
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 21:30, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
- HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT SUCK IT BOONE
can we archive this???
read anti-horizontally gergdown, eh (talk) 22:27, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
- no we can not
Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
. 22:29, 5 October 2025 (UTC)
- yes we can 23:36, 5 October 2025 (UTC)