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The ASSHOLE yellow anvils

The last person to edit was Alula!

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hiiiiiiiiiii

i see you left me a bunch of sections to eat. thanks for the quality food everyone! 09:17, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

DAMN IT! GET ME MY GUN! (it can't be a coincedence that i got a cat for the random image)

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

12:01, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

more food? awesome!

12:31, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Here! Eat this random image i got!

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

12:48, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

That sure is a random image — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:51, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

sure, why not?

23:12, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Eat this message while you're at it. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:24, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

sanding they tetris

is sandtris on steam too lazy to look – Preceding unsigned comment added by Schism (talk • contribs) 11:41, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

OBSERVE THIS GIANT ANGRY TILDE

Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~

--Fish on skates 22:21, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Hello World

Hello World — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:44, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

are you by any chance a scratch cat? 12:57, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

@grok is this real 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:31, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

How do y'all pronounce ASBOWAAT

I pronounce it like æzboʊwæt. --Fish on skates 19:25, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

əssbʊvɑːt 20:55, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Ass-bow-wat

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

21:06, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

/ˌæsboʊˈwäːt/ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 21:16, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

you're all wrong, its asz-boo-wuh-AAAH-tuh 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:57, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

that implies that you spell it "ASBOWUATU" 09:18, 26 September 2025 (UTC)

Or "ASZBOOWA'ATA" Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 13:56, 26 September 2025 (UTC)

Fucking bunch of morons. It's obviously a-s-b-o-w-a-a-t. Turb0-Sunrise (Talk to me, Goose!) 19:26, 26 September 2025 (UTC)

THE RESULTS OF THE MITK POLLS ARE IN!

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S BEEN NOT THAT LONG SINCE THEY STARTED, BUT IT'S IN! ALL 22 TRACKS!

...

well, besides those two.

In 20th place...

OJAI'S ENDS Score: 2 Shit: 3

Bronze: 2

Silver: 1

Gold: 0

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

so uh... the reason why we mostly considered schism's tracks to be absolute dogshit is because it really doesn't follow the main aspects of what actually makes good music good. you know, a melody, and not just spamming amen break drums everywhere.

In 19th place...

UNSTOPPABLE TOURIST Score: 4 Shit: 3

Bronze: 1

Silver: 2

Gold: 0

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

same reasons as ojai's ends.

In 18th place...

THE DESERT AND JOHN Score: 10 Shit: 2

Bronze: 2

Silver: 1

Gold: 1

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

damn, we all hate schism's songs?

In 17th place...

GLITCH LUNA Score: 14 Shit: 1

Bronze: 0

Silver: 5

Gold: 0

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

woah, this song really this low? that was a shock.

In 16th place...

MR. DEATH'S SONG Score: 14 Shit: 0

Bronze: 2

Silver: 4

Gold: 0

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

woah. THIS? THIS ABOVE GLITCH LUNA? what are the odds.

In 15th place...

A FIERCE FIGHT AGAINST LUNA Score: 16 Shit: 0

Bronze: 3

Silver: 2

Gold: 1

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

i don't know how to feel about this ranking. i mean, is this REALLY better than glitch luna?

In 14th place...

OREGON OVERTURE Score: 2 Shit: 2

Bronze: 2

Silver: 0

Gold: 1

Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:

okay ignore the previous comment this is what i'm wondering on. this sounds like E7 from everywhere at the end of time

In 13th place...

JOURNEY TO NOWHERE (OG) Score: 18 Shit: 0

Bronze: 2

Silver: 3

Gold: 1

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

imagine if this was the main theme for the entire game.

In 12th place...

DESOLATOR Score: 20 Shit: 0

Bronze: 1

Silver: 4

Gold: 1

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

desolator does the job well. but uh... listening to it stand alone... yeah...

In 11th place...

VERY LONG ELEVATOR Score: 20 (yes it's exactly the same as desolator) Shit: 0

Bronze: 1

Silver: 4

Gold: 1

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

no comment on this placement. it is the final song before the halfway mark.

THE TOP 10

In 10th place...

COOL DOWN Score: 23 Shit: 0

Bronze: 1

Silver: 4

Gold: 0

Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:

i already know who voted platinum for this (spoilers: it's opossum) but man, i actually kind of like this track, looking back at it. winter evenings is better though.

In 9th place...

WINTER NIGHTS Score: 26 Shit: 0

Bronze: 0

Silver: 4

Gold: 2

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

speaking of winter evenings, it's slightly-related cousin, winter nights! i originally composed this song in the middle of the winter of 2024 (that's why it's called winter nights). i decided to use this track for mitk because i wasn't using it for anything else. fun fact: it includes a section of the mitk motif there. but, it's been distorted (cough cough one note has been moved down by 2 tones) so that you probably won't find it.

In 8th place...

JOURNEY TO NOWHERE Score: 27 Shit: 0

Bronze: 1

Silver: 3

Gold: 1

Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:

here's a fun fact: if you take all of the scores, 27 is the score that appears the most. but anyway, it's the main theme song! how sweet.

In 7th place...

WINTER EVENINGS Score: 27 Shit: 0

Bronze: 1

Silver: 3

Gold: 1

Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:

the sequel to winter nights: winter evenings. and it's only better (at least, to the community) by one vote. it's actually my first song in fl studio—though, i originally made it in musescore a month before.

In 6th place...

2 CHILL 4 ALASKA Score: 30 Shit: 0

Bronze: 0

Silver: 3

Gold: 3

Platinum: 0
Commentator's note:

too chill for alaska? no, this is too cool for alaska.

In 5th place...

HIGH-TIME ROAD TRIP Score: 35 Shit: 0

Bronze: 1

Silver: 1

Gold: 3

Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:

my favourite track that i've made with musescore. it really is a bop. the project i was making that once used this track is cancelled by the way.

In 4th place...

NO PLACE LEFT FOR US Score: 35 Shit: 0

Bronze: 1

Silver: 1

Gold: 3

Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:

personally, this is the second best track in mitk.

In 3rd place...

MOCCASINIAN MARCH Score: 37 Shit: 0

Bronze: 0

Silver: 2

Gold: 3

Platinum: 1
Commentator's note:

top 3 now, and this song deserves to be in the top 3, even though it's just a remix of journey to nowhere.

In 2nd place...

HIGHER-TIME ROAD TRIP Score: 38 Shit: 0

Bronze: 1

Silver: 1

Gold: 2

Platinum: 2
Commentator's note:

the "winter evenings" motif goes hard. that's all i'll say.

AND FINALLY, THE SONG IN FIRST...

BEYOND COMPREHENSION Score: 47 Shit: 0

Bronze: 0

Silver: 1

Gold: 2

Platinum: 3
Commentator's note:

this song is without comment.

AND THOSE ARE THE RESULTS! IF I MADE AN ERROR, you're wrong.

gerg, signing out.

gergdown, eh (talk) 22:58, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

OHIOIKALUITEARRAPE2 was too good to be on this list. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 23:09, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: OHIOIKALUIITEARRAPE2 was placed between No Place Left For Us and Moccasinian March by the way. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:33, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

that seems quite low considering its initial score 09:32, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

it is now confirmed that spamming random clips of "sound" from public domain libraries is not a good idea 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:52, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

the orange cock lock

we have unlocked a "new" cocklock after years of boring cocklocks. introducing the all "new" orange cock lock.

Orange cocklock

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:08, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

Does it piss?

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

00:46, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

it pisses Orange juice, yes. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:48, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

Mmm, tasty piss!

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

00:49, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

Speaking of locks, has anyone tried to fix the blue lock showing as a gold lock? --Fish on skates

01:10, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

Seems like L10n would be the only one who knows how that works.

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

12:02, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

No, a sysadmin has to fix it. 09:20, 26 September 2025 (UTC)

So

the 3rd paragraph of 13 year old intelligence sums up my life perfectly. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 12:51, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

The Pleb Invasion of Uncyclopedia

man. just asking. why did we get so many asbowaat-editing new users in here?

...and by many, i mean four.

Leshy 64

Qwerty.grr

Coffi

~~NorthKoreaForever!!!~~ NORTHKOREA'S BACK???

TabletGenesis

strange how all four of these accounts have left uncyclopedia.

just saying, with my very real tin foil hat, l10n is gonna launch his mind-controlling devices, just as i predicted. this is the end of times. we're all gonna die.

okay i should really go to bed

gergdown, eh (talk) 17:37, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

KOREA'S BACK! STOP THE PRESSES!

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

17:42, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

the list is incomplete, colonelkurtz and tropicalpanther were also quite interested in ASBOWAAT 19:12, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

Probably because ASBOWAAT is one of the most active pages on Uncyclopedia. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 21:20, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

i have factchecked myself and found out i'm partly incorrect (panther didn't really edit the ASBOWAAT pages a whole lot). but kurtz was definitely one of the most active editors on there for a while 21:23, 20 September 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: just reminded me, panther's gonna be unbanned in 10 days. gergdown, eh (talk) 03:25, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

i know 11:15, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

so i might get my UOM education finally

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

13:19, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

I can finally get my degree in moccasins. --Fish on skates

01:10, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

IMPORTANT!!!!!!

The city of Bangor, Maine was a leading producer of moccasins. in the 19th century. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 01:26, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

factually incorrect. the leading producer of moccasins has always been Moxin since the 1300s 01:41, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Invented by Oscar Wilde NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) 12:02, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

ah yes, Oscar Wilde. the famous Moccasinian that lived millenia ago 12:38, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Well it shipped over 100,000 pairs in the 1880s. Also, i said it was a leading producer, not the leading producer.

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

12:58, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

IMPORTANT QUESTION

Do you remember the 21st night of september? Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 13:46, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Love was changin' the mind of pretenders while chasin' the clouds away. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 20:12, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

happy first day of autumn gergdown, eh (talk) 20:14, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

no, i don't 21:30, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

PUMPKIN SPICE, BITCHES!!!!! alright that's all the basic bitch i need to last me till the world thaws out

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

22:46, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

WAIT NO NOT THE GAHDDAMN LEAF PEEPAHS

Turb0-Sunrise

(Yell at me)

22:49, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

Also, INTERNATIONAL FUCKING LOBSTER DAY LETS FUCKING GO Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) 22:58, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

--Fish on skates

01:10, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

well yeah it was only 2 days ago (i did nothing that whole day) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:45, 23 September 2025 (UTC)

Disrespecting lobsters, huh? I'll kick you in the crotch so hard you'll smell your own balls for a month.

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

00:52, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

Lobsters? There are far superior crustaceans in the sea. King crabs are more badass and tastier than lonsters, barnacles latch onto whales and that's absolutely awesome, and krill are the foundations of the entire ocean's food chain, for Oscar's sake. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 02:00, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: you fool, I have 70 alternative uhhhhhhhhhhhh idk balls or somethin 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:40, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

i finally did it

i beat the roaring fraud. now i can finally call myself decent at this game 19:56, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

i no-hitted it, just for your information gergdown, eh (talk) 21:54, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

What the fuck is a roaring fraud

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

22:08, 24 September 2025 (UTC)

huh. i'm not even gonna bother with asking how you managed to do that, because it sounds absolutely insane 07:32, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

What game?

NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!)

06:59, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

oh you know, the game 12:33, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

You just made me lose it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 14:00, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

that was not the game i was talking about 14:23, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

I know exactly which game you're talking about, but I'm just messing with ya. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 14:28, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

yup, that's the one 18:44, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

coal alert

I am turning you all into COAL 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:42, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

NOM NOM NOM mmmm delicious

NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!)

12:53, 25 September 2025 (UTC)

?

what the fuck is going on over here? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 01:18, 26 September 2025 (UTC)

the usual 20:26, 26 September 2025 (UTC)

Wanking to this, perchance?

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

13:30, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

]

no^[1] 13:56, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

^{[citation needed]}

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

13:59, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

citation no longer needed 20:11, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

^{[Not a reliable source]}

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

20:15, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

^[WTF?] 20:30, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

^{[Go fuck yourself if you think this is a worthy excuse]}

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

20:32, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

that's a bit aggresive 20:38, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

^{[citation needed]}

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

20:42, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

↑ source: meeee :3

boy what a nice day to check uncy- OH MY GOD THERE'S A FOX WOMAN AGAIN Schism (talk) 22:04, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

A British one, at that

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

22:07, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

Added to this section by the one and only Turb0-Sunrise as well! 08:12, 28 September 2025 (UTC)

And replied to by the great and slightly retarded^{[Go with it]} Alula as well!

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

13:18, 28 September 2025 (UTC)

do any of yall need bleach? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Teh Epik Duck (talk • contribs)

A British one? Does she like tea? does she pronounce bottle of water as bo oh o wo oh – Preceding unsigned comment added by Someone (specifically Teh Epik Duck) (talk • contribs)

Cool thing

So i figured out you could nest templates. Going to use that for a project on road rage. It's going to be similar to Tourettes, (with the {{Expletive}}) but with my own template. Turb0-Sunrise (Talk to me, Goose!) 20:28, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

guys the homestuck animated pilot is out

the world is fucked, the internet is breathing her last breath, millions are dying, the universe is imploding, the sun has entered its supernova, and every computer is exploding. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:22, 28 September 2025 (UTC)

look what i found

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

16:44, 28 September 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker

Bad Motherfucker Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:14, 28 September 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker^[1]^[2]

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

17:24, 28 September 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker 18:47, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

Who wants to see me blow a fucking brain gasket

Humberto was a cat 5 earlier, and now Imelda is going to continue the evil I trend. FUCK Turb0-Sunrise (Talk to me, Goose!) 22:19, 28 September 2025 (UTC)

vruh

why is my teacher always crashing out lowk 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:43, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

cause (it) can

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

17:47, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

it is a she, and she might be slowly losing her mind 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:00, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

might?

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

18:13, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

she got hit with the top 5 most annoying and otherwise loud kids in the school and has that one pre-crashout look on her face at all times 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:42, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Are you four of them?

Turb0-Sunrise

(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)

11:51, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

no I'm 1 of them apparently (I didn't even do anything she just don't like me) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:37, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

How exactly do you win?

Do you win if you are the last person to edit like within a week or within any timeframe? Soviet912 (talk) 18:42, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

no, it's the last person to ever edit. in that case, it would be the person who makes the last archive.

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

18:44, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

So did I just win right now? Soviet912 (talk) 18:46, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

no.

Turb0-Sunrise

(Talk to me, Goose!)

18:54, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

The worsterest version of UnSignPost.

have you ever... wanted... a version of unsignpost... but it's absolutely terrible????

have you ever wanted... an unsignpost... but only I can edit it???

have you ever wanted... more unsignpost???

no?

well too bad.

because it's real.

gergdown, eh (talk) 01:33, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

I came expecting pierogis

i want my pierogis NOW, damn it! Turb0-Sunrise (Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 12:28, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟 --Fish on skates

14:43, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Moccasins

What is the big deal about moccasins around here? I don’t understand. Soviet912 (talk) 13:13, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Oh boy. MOCCASIN SQUAD, ACTIVATE!

Turb0-Sunrise

(Hunt for Red Soxtober!)

13:15, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

??? Soviet912 (talk) 13:17, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Ok, so basically, L10nM4st3r made the page "A story built one word at a time" and OPOSSUM had the bright idea to spam the word moccasins everywhere. This somehow gave birth to a new Uncyclopedia in-joke, a fictional country, several text adventures, and a fictional deity. It's also the reason the spoon feels a bit off. (the spoon refers to the website that the fandom wiki moved to after leaving fandom. this website is the fork, since it was forked from the original uncyc when they moved to fandom, which was called Wikia at the time.) --Fish on skates

13:42, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

14:31, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Thanks for the clarification. Soviet912 (talk) 14:50, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

just read the in-jokes thing, i thought i was thinkerer... Schism (talk) 20:44, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Fool! Everyone knows I'm Thinkerer, Mr Winkler, Sophia, Zombiebaron, Carlow Crab, and the yak! --Fish on skates

16:24, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

7 hours till panther comes back

time for chaos Turb0-Sunrise (Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 15:37, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

time for trollage gergdown, eh (talk) 16:08, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

time for nothing to happen immediately probably 16:08, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

panther unbanned gergdown, eh (talk) 22:24, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

who wants to ping him

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

22:29, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

@him: The University of Moccasinia needs you! --Fish on skates

22:54, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Stop fucking milking the yankees

YANKEES SUCK! Turb0-Sunrise (Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 22:03, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

is garett crochet wearing a fucking One Ring? thats fucking awesome.

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

23:26, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

GO FUCK YOURSELVES

BULL FUCKING SHIT Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 23:42, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

FUCK YEAH

SUCK IT BOONE Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 00:05, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Error: You must put video id between <youtube> tags, like this: <youtube>dQw4w9WgXcQ</youtube>, click here for more help.

hey wait i've seen this before 15:03, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

FUCK YEAH

FUCK THE FUCK YEAH Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 01:14, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: what's with this "if I were to die" video I keep on seeing on my for you page and why is it here now 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:15, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Panther put it here. ask panther.

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

12:16, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

piss

piss GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:05, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Mmm, tasty piss!

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

15:16, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:25, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Alright, "YANKEES SUCK!" seems to be an in-joke now

Time to finish that UnNews i forgot about for like 2 months Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 19:54, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

no, it's not 20:09, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

ehhhh it kinda is

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

20:17, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

It's literally only spammed by one person. Most in-jokes have multiple people perpetuating them. Say, moccasins for instance. --Fish on skates

20:47, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

MrX, and Gerg have

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

20:51, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

To be fair, "moccasins" started off as a kind of forced injoke as well, and they were associated almost exclusively with me until about April of last year. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 20:53, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Yes, but the difference is that "YANKEES SUCK!" is just a statement and nothing else. There are probably very few people who would even think it could be a joke upon hearing/reading the phrase for the first time, far less one you'd find on a wiki. 21:12, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Can't the truth be an in-joke?

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

21:14, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

I mean, it has gained notoriety on the forums, and it isn't dependent on any one article... --Fish on skates

21:30, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

I can remember tons of other stuff that fits those criteria that aren't really in-jokes (like the "I win!" comment chain and Bad Motherfucker). And those are/were active for at least two years. 21:51, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

To me, it looks like Bad Motherfucker sort of replaced Zombiebaron, and the "I win!" bullshit is limited to this page only.

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

21:59, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, so "I win!" is dependent on a single article. Also, I win. --Fish on skates

22:05, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

When i said the "I win!" comment chain i was talking about this specifically, not just the usual proclamations of victory. 22:36, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

You best believe I sure as shit can! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:58, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

GO FUCK YOURSELVES

FUCK YOU ALL Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 22:22, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

I already have though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 14:16, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

GO FUCK YOURSELF

GO, FUCK YOURSELF, GO, FUCK YOURSELF, GO, FUCK YOURSELF, GO, FUCK YOURSELF Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 23:32, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 23:36, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. --Fish on skates

14:12, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!!

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

14:18, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

bonus points if you can spot the tytpo --Fish on skates

14:19, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!!

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

14:31, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! --Fish on skates 14:33, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. 14:35, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

bonus points if you can spot the tytpo --Fish on skates

14:37, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!! 14:39, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

That place looks a lot like Ojai. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 14:42, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Does Ojai usually look like the setting of a 40-year old action movie? 17:25, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

can we have one stable conversation that goes on for at least half a week???

The goals are simple.

- Do not create any new topics. - Continue talking in this header. - Continue this conversation for a week.

To begin this conversation, what three words describe you the best. gergdown, eh (talk) 14:38, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

go
fuck
yourself

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

14:39, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

JUICY SMOKED SALMON! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 14:39, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

gergdown, eh (talk) 14:44, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: wait, juicy smoked salmon? what the fuck would that taste like? gergdown, eh (talk) 14:55, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Well, all (good) salmon's got a bit of juice in it, but come to think of it, REALLY juicy salmon would be really weird. You know how when you get a can of low-quality canned salmon and the contents seem to be 50% fish and 50% oil? That's what REALLY juicy smoked salmon would probably be like. But the fine, smooth orange stuff that's just the right amount of wet and sticky, HELL YEAH.

Also, never put smoked salmon in a toaster oven. It just turns into regular salmon (although I still enjoy that.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 15:09, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Smoked salmon? more like pulled pork

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

15:13, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

i've never tried salmon. the closest thing i've tried to salmon was fish and chips. you can tell my diet is fucked. makes sense, all i've been doing is been working on vancouverite sojourn, and writing a featured article. but then i lost my right hand when writing that featured article, because to write that funny article, i had to travel to rome, fight some roman necromancers and centaurs, to get the script to that featured article, but when i came back, the pigeons ate my whole house, and now i'm back to square one, working on vancouverite sojourn. gergdown, eh (talk) 15:19, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

update: i'm so close gergdown, eh (talk) 17:48, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

*i

*hate

*mosquitoes 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:03, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

i've had salmon many times before, and i personally think it's ok. definitely tastes way better than cod, but that's not a particularly high bar to clear by my standards 16:30, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

responding to my vancouverite sojourn statement, it's actually almost done wtf. 4 plots left. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:54, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Hey guys, I'm thinking of starting a new thing (here we go again) called the "Uncyclopedia Human Squad". It'll be focused on cleaning up AI content and images in articles. --Fish on skates

17:02, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

that's a good idea, you just need to get an admin onto that, and uh, you probably need a lot of art skills. gergdown, eh (talk) 17:05, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Why would I need an admin for a lil userspace thing? --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:15, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: oh wait i'm fucking stupid gergdown, eh (talk) 17:17, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

yeah, why would you need an admin for this? realistically all the pages with AI images/text in them are editable by autoconfirmed users (unless Kakun has locked some of his features with admin protection again) 17:19, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

The squad's page has been created. Also, new sig alert. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:39, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

i got confused with that one thing from that one thing gergdown, eh (talk) 17:48, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

What one thing? Also, I should change my sig for every holiday. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:41, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: that one thing from that one thing gergdown, eh (talk) 18:42, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdownofultimatedestiny: Oh, that thing. Anyway, my Christmas signature would be kind of like DaniPine3's but more awesomer. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:44, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

i'm surprised this conversation has gone on for this long. gergdown, eh (talk) 18:51, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

day 2

DAY 2!!! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2!!!

what should we discuss gergdown, eh (talk) 00:19, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

this song i made

sickest beat drop ever at 0:24

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

. 00:33, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

mmmm

chicken 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:02, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

piss

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

16:06, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

im making music for OTB

who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 17:16, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

which website 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:06, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

beepbox because im broke

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

18:08, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

File:OTB Song.mp3

Onwards to Boston, take 1

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

18:46, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

balls

(talk) 18:49, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

balls yourself

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

18:53, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

ni-

King of the Retards

Presented to the one who has truly mastered the sacred arts of digital stupidity.

In recognition of your
meme magic,
unrelenting dumbassocrity, and
complete disregard for conventional internet behavior,
you are hereby declared the King of the Retards.

May your reign be long, weird, and full of broken CSS.

oh boy Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 18:58, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Feed me cookies.

the punishment for not doing so is nothing gergdown, eh (talk) 19:32, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

rate my song and maybe i will

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

19:34, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

19:35, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: a bit short, a bit quirky, like the animatronics at the night. 7/10 gergdown, eh (talk) 19:36, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

It's definitely not done, and i accept all.

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

19:40, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

It's done.

You guys ready for a shitstorm? Turb0-Sunrise (YANKEES SUCK!) 20:54, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

is it supposed to be super mario "horror" or actual horror music 21:11, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

it's a placeholder name because i suck at coming up with names

Turb0-Sunrise

(YANKEES SUCK!)

21:12, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

speaking of otb songs... here's a new mitk song

gergdown, eh (talk) 21:23, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

this is like if darkness falls was an actual song and not a long "defeat" jingle used exclusively in the first chapter of deltarune 22:25, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

apparently i just rediscovered the channel that does mockeries of [due to legal reasons i cannot say the word c**ntry plt*cs]

apparently it's called thejuicemedia??? there's like so many videos i haven't seen yet wow gergdown, eh (talk) 23:57, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

fact check: you don't pronounce "tacofredag" that way

yeah that's it, the rest of the video is strikingly accurate 16:44, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

FUCKING BULLSHIT

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THREE GAMES AWAY. I WANT A FUCKING ANSWER. _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 23:57, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

GO FUCK YOURSELVES WITH YOUR CHEATING LITTLE TORPEDO BATS

OH, SO YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING CHEAT AND USE YOUR TORPEDO BATS? HIT WITH A REAL BAT LIKE REAL MEN! OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED TO RUIN YOUR PRECIOUS WIDDLE REPUTATION THAT DIED 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO?!?!?!? FUCK YOU ALL. _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 01:22, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: what is this in any relation to and why are you crashing out 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:51, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

gergs gonna handle it

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

. 11:53, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

the dongler attacks

the dongeler comes into the night and sumons the dungler, which uses his penis to vandalize pages.

yeah

man we have like pizza tonight and I get to eat pizza and its stuffed crust at like 5 pm hell yeah 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:44, 3 October 2025 (UTC) Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. Boner. 13:50, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

uhhhhhhhh what 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:58, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

Boner.

14:02, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

im scared 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:17, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

you should be, for I am the Lord of the Boner Templates.

Boner.

14:23, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

you want fries with that?

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

. 14:23, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

yes I would like fries with my

Boner. with a hamburger too pls.

King of the Retards

Presented to the one who has truly mastered the sacred arts of digital stupidity.

In recognition of your
meme magic,
unrelenting dumbassocrity, and
complete disregard for conventional internet behavior,
you are hereby declared the King of the Retards.

May your reign be long, weird, and full of broken CSS.

more music

coming soon _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 17:24, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

can you make penis music

User talk:ColonelKurtz 17:56, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

can you

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

. 18:00, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

fuck you you deserve this

King of the Retards

Presented to the one who has truly mastered the sacred arts of digital stupidity.

In recognition of your
meme magic,
unrelenting dumbassocrity, and
complete disregard for conventional internet behavior,
you are hereby declared the King of the Retards.

May your reign be long, weird, and full of broken CSS.

User talk:ColonelKurtz 18:25, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

i know

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

. 18:38, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

Ready to see some magic? In all honesty this is a sick beat drop _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 19:39, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

dodgers-phillies and 3 other meaningless games are today!!!

boy what great 8 teams are left, these teams sure are some of the great teams of this year that all have great offense, defense and ESPECIALLY bullpens. I didn't even see the Thursday game 3s since I was so laser-focused on the Rams' implosion that night so rip Guardians, Red Sox and uhh... can't remember the last one. Somebetterusername (talk) 14:51, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

uhh i think it was the padres with a bullshit strike call in the 9th right after a "ha, fuck you, but we're not going to win" home run

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

. 15:34, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

bad call obviously but even if the padres moved on are they really going to upset milwaukee, cubs gettin their ass whooped hard already Somebetterusername (talk) 00:08, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

and the Yankees got their FUCKING ASSES WHOOPED 10-1.

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

. 00:11, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

and the Dodgers just came back from a 2-3 thanks to Teoscar. Players with the last name Hernandez have been so good these past few days. Somebetterusername (talk) 00:55, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

Want some absolute music?

this is mostly a call and response to @Turb0-Sunrise:'s music. this isn't by the way i just wanted to sneakily include a ping without me coming out as scummy.

every fraction of a second i was making the melody, i was like "shit that's black knife from deltarune, dude how the fuck do i make a d minor melody that ISN'T black knife" until something worked. for some reason that was the hardest part of making the song?? gergdown, eh (talk) 15:12, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

i think turbo is salivating at the mouth at what's happening right now in toronto

in other words, the broncos and texans actually won against meaningful teams, and mike mcdaniels sees his job slipping away by the sunday... Somebetterusername (talk) 21:28, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT SUCK IT BOONE

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

. 21:30, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

can we archive this???

read anti-horizontally gergdown, eh (talk) 22:27, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

no we can not

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston

. 22:29, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

yes we can 23:36, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

↑ This is going to be the new Zombiebaron, isnt it
↑ Bad Motherfucker

[1] source: meeee :3

[2] This is going to be the new Zombiebaron, isnt it

[3] Bad Motherfucker

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[2]

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hiiiiiiiiiii

sanding they tetris

Hello World

How do y'all pronounce ASBOWAAT

THE RESULTS OF THE MITK POLLS ARE IN!

the orange cock lock

So

The Pleb Invasion of Uncyclopedia

IMPORTANT!!!!!!

IMPORTANT QUESTION

i finally did it

coal alert

?

Cool thing

guys the homestuck animated pilot is out

look what i found

Bad Motherfucker

Who wants to see me blow a fucking brain gasket

vruh

How exactly do you win?

The worsterest version of UnSignPost.

I came expecting pierogis

Moccasins

7 hours till panther comes back

Stop fucking milking the yankees

GO FUCK YOURSELVES

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH

piss

Alright, "YANKEES SUCK!" seems to be an in-joke now

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

GO FUCK YOURSELVES

GO FUCK YOURSELF

I win!

I win!

can we have one stable conversation that goes on for at least half a week???

day 2

mmmm

im making music for OTB

Feed me cookies.

It's done.

apparently i just rediscovered the channel that does mockeries of [due to legal reasons i cannot say the word c**ntry p*l*t*cs]

FUCKING BULLSHIT

GO FUCK YOURSELVES WITH YOUR CHEATING LITTLE TORPEDO BATS

the dongler attacks

yeah

more music

dodgers-phillies and 3 other meaningless games are today!!!

Want some absolute music?

i think turbo is salivating at the mouth at what's happening right now in toronto

can we archive this???

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