User:Leshy 64

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piss stoned arson nothing

back in my day all the elements* lived in *harmony*

then the arson nation cameè

only the avatar could stop them because a balding old man said so

a 100 years later me and my pet rock found a child in a ice cube

he was the avatar he gave me a letter and he immediately ran off

it just said 4 pixels and this was the picture

it was a weird picture just a dude in the mountains

-a poem by leshy 64 we think

leshy 64 is a man[citation needed] that was born on June 23 1969 that famously appeared movies Like Nobody Ordered Love, Looking for the Amazons, P.P. The Planetary Pal and the 29th pokèmon movie and in tv shows like the big bang theory and f.r.i.e.n.d.s

early life[edit | edit source]

barely anything is known about leshy 64 early life. they were born on a unknown date in a unknown place and had a unknown number of brothers of sisters. they started at a unknown school on a unknown date making you wonder why this part is here. she later got a job at pizza hut to make pizza but leshy 64 got fired three day latter due to putting pineapple on pizza. leshy 64 then got a jobs as a pumper and did pretty good he only left because one man killed 57 turtles and there king and the business got 2 million Doller debt from his son.

the big red button[edit | edit source]

trying to find a third job leshy 64 found a big red button with the words do not press me. leshy 64 guess that did not press that god godforsaken blood red 15 cm wide 14.9 long button. Then leshy 348 teleported to leshy 64 location and guess what knock knock who there's late cow who. uhhhh anyway leshy 348 press the big red button and ...

Narrator-late cow

late cow-...

narrator-can you just say something this joke is unfunny

Late cow-...

narrator-hello can you said moo

late cow-...

narrator-please it would me really funny if you said fart

later cow-...

narrator wait there's a later cow?

late cow-yes he's always be here

narrator-you said something

late cow ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the big blue button?[edit | edit source]

trying to find a new job leshy 64 found a big blue button with the words press me please. leshy 64 guess that did not press that deep soulless bule 14.9 cm wide 15 cm long button. Then leshy 384 teleported to leshy 64 location and guess what pressed the yellow button. Wait that's the wrong button it does something that's good. suddenly 483 dollars and 5 cents appeared in found of leshy 384. leshy 384 tried to pick up the cash but tipped on it and no chip to the backrooms. leshy 64 took the money and ran away and use it to build a moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

narrator-I know I said say something but no right now.

late cow-sorry sir I

interrupting narrator-hello do you have coffle

narrator-uhhhhhhhhhhh i have some in

later cow mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

narrator never mind.

the large purple button[edit | edit source]

leshy 64 trying to find a new job found a big purple button with the words press me and maybe you will get something cool. leshy 64 guess that did press that unholy light purple 15 cm wide 15 cm long button. a kitten appeared in fount of him then exploded.she then died and respawned in the end.