User talk:Leshy 64
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why are you adding random stuff on talkpages? if it has nothing to do with the article (or its subject), then you shouldn't add to it there. also, sign. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:58, 14 May 2025 (UTC)
leshy 64[edit source]
what do i do with the sandbox is that where i make new pages for just write random stuff – Preceding unsigned comment added by Leshy 64 (talk • contribs)
- the sandbox can be used for plenty of things, like testing code. but you can use it to write random stuff too. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 06:12, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
o thank you
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Coffi (talk) 06:18, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
how do i sign something-leshy 64