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Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
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Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Soviet912, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:43, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
- Why did you add “Oh dear” 3 times? Soviet912 (talk) 15:44, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
- I honestly have no idea. I swear i did it only once.
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 15:45, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
- I honestly have no idea. I swear i did it only once.
Make a User page[edit source]
You should make a User page because why not (Floridian Gator (talk) 14:09, 19 September 2025 (UTC))
- Putting userboxes are the best thing to do (Floridian Gator (talk) 15:13, 19 September 2025 (UTC))
- just don't make it look like this --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:57, 13 October 2025 (UTC)
- Putting userboxes are the best thing to do (Floridian Gator (talk) 15:13, 19 September 2025 (UTC))
aayyyyyy[edit source]
six seven 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:51, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
- 67 is not funny. Teh Epik Duck (talk) 18:26, 2 October 2025 (UTC)
heya[edit source]
i think i found the canadian maple leaf pixel art you were using on AIBOPAAT: big edition. just making sure this is the right one. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 19:40, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, that's the same one but the image I found of it was a drawing LOL. Soviet (talk) 20:25, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
How to properly reply to posts[edit source]
Hello Soviet, and thank you for your contribs, however, i have noticed that you are replying to topics the wrong way.
To reply to a post, make sure you add a : before the text of the reply, that way you're actually replying and not just adding text.
And to reply to replies, just add another : depending on how many : the reply has.
For example, reply with :Example ~~~~ to posts instead of Example ~~~~. And to reply to other replies, reply with ::Example ~~~~ to :Example ~~~~, reply :::Example ~~~~ to ::Example ~~~~, and so on.
Thank you. Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 17:18, 13 October 2025 (UTC)
make a userpage[edit source]
seriously. if you do i get to add you to the active user template. 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 12:01, 14 October 2025 (UTC)
- I‘ll add myself after I become an extended confirmed user in a few days. Soviet☭ 12:15, 14 October 2025 (UTC)
Stop, collaborate and listen! USP is back with a brand new edition![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.USP-GS Merger?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!
What's with all the new users?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.
Biopic
Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.
- What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
- In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
- Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
- Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
- U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
- Perchance.
- why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly — [[User:{{{u4}}}|{{{u4}}}]]
- I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
- How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u5}}}|{{{u5}}}]]
- Yes.
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👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:50, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
If you have any questions, slap Kakun with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that!
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 13:53, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
About your userpage[edit source]
I get your userpage was deliberately empty so that your user link would stay red, but it's better to have a userpage if you're going to be editing articles and participating in this wiki. If you want a link to your userpage to be red, you can always edit your signature so that the link stays red. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:00, 20 October 2025 (UTC)
- They redirected it to their talk page. Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 19:22, 20 October 2025 (UTC)
Ugh, not another UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The 2025 Atlantic hurricane season's newest fuck-buddy, TropicalPanther Storm Melissa, has formed, and is expected to hit just about anywhere from Costa Rica to Florida. Give it to Florida! HIT MIAMI! Or just do nothing and give some Caribbeans a bath whether they like it or not.Yonkagor Sucks, Panther!
By Turb0-Sunrise
TropicalPanther's newest childish obsession, the furry/musician[citation needed] Yonkagor, is getting out of hand. Panther's escapades include attempting to turn LPTEW into a forum about it, among other things. What Panther doesn't realize, is that even though I've never even heard of it, I can already tell that it sucks.
Gerg nommed for admin, does not go well
By Turb0-Sunrise
Notable[go with it] user Gergdown has been nommed for adminship by yours truly. It's not going so well. Somehow, it sits at 0, and get this: Gerg hasn't even voted for himself yet.
"Erm, actually, if you check everybody's noms on VFS, nobody actually has voted for themselves yet 🤓 also give me half an year and then nom me again 🤓 🤓 🤓" — Gergdown
Biopic
- how does water taste in New England -IP man — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
- Yankee hatred and a little bit of rust
- are you a aviation enthusiast? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
- Not really, but planes are cool I guess.
- More questions? — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
- Yes, Gerg.
- Are you unemployed? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u4}}}|{{{u4}}}]]
- Squirrel!
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Quote(s) of the Week It skids over the sea like Jesus on crack. -OPOSSUM
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:44, 22 October 2025 (UTC)
The spooky USP is here![edit source]
By Fish on skates
The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!Gergdown finally does something useful
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.
Turb0 Upgrades His Pages
By Turb0-Sunrise
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out.
Identity Criseses Among Us
By Who the fuck do you think
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.
Alternatively, you may read it here.
Biopic
- what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
- Your mom!
- if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
- bluug blorp blub.
- the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
- yes
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“Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.” -Gergdown
If you are over 18 and a smoking hot firefighter, you could also piss on me. -Shabidoo
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:41, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
good day[edit source]
bum you a vote? 
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- wait, you can just kidnap people to vote on your vfh?? and it WORKS??? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 00:59, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
orange[edit source]
Vote on it or else --Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 15:46, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
Maybe vote on this article[edit source]
you can potentially vote on this article i've made. you can also not vote on it. both options are fine with me.
oh and by the way... thanks for making the canadian flag in An image built one pixel at a time/Big. the end result was very cool. thanks :)
these two messages have nothing to do with each other 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 00:48, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
You're welcome for the flag. Sovieт☭ 01:55, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Damn the torpedos USP!=[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do?
Turb0 gets thumbsucker
By Who do you think
Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.
Biopic
- Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
- none of them
- What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
- fuck them.
- How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
- Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:27, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
About your "user page"[edit source]
I think I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to move your user page to something else without leaving a redirect, no? I think I can help since I have rollback (don't ask how that's related). --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:06, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: Yeah that's what I'm trying to do but every time I move my userpage it always leaves a redirect. Also, your help would be appreciated. Sovieт☭ 20:45, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- This should work. --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 21:21, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: @OPOSSUM: Can you guys please stop? I get Soviet wants to have their userpage link red on purpose but I'm pretty sure that goes against the signature guidelines. Soviet, if you really want to have your userpage fully deleted, you should first ask us admins if it's a good idea or not. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:25, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- You could also make it a fake redlink. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:27, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Soviet: Just want to let you know, if you want the link to your userpage to look red in recent changes and page histories and stuff for you while having a userpage, you could add the following code to your common.css page (without the code tags, obviously):
- You could also make it a fake redlink. --Dame Fish on skates
- @Fish on skates: @OPOSSUM: Can you guys please stop? I get Soviet wants to have their userpage link red on purpose but I'm pretty sure that goes against the signature guidelines. Soviet, if you really want to have your userpage fully deleted, you should first ask us admins if it's a good idea or not. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:25, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- This should work. --Dame Fish on skates
.mw-userlink[title="User:Soviet"] {color:#ba0000}
Oops, we did it again![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
August 30, 2025. I create a little project called Turb0pedia. I then proceed to forget about it for three months. Then Gerg rips me off.
Erm, actually... I didn't even fucking know about your project until now 🤓🤓🤓 I ripped off from that rat though — GergFuck
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah, I forgot about this. I've been busy. Wait for next week.
Biopic
- Which "full name" do you prefer: Turbothy, Turbonathan, Turboseph, or something else? -Fish — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
- Turb0 is my full first name.
- Did you finally get a life? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
- Came within about 6 inches of getting one.
- Do you have a Wikipedia userpage? -Fish — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
- No.
- Are you tired of us asking questions? -Fish — [[User:{{{u4}}}|{{{u4}}}]]
- No.
- Do you like my humour? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u5}}}|{{{u5}}}]]
- It's good, but not the greatest. (see Aleister or anybody else on the HOS for some pointers)
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:51, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
Are we running out of USP talkpage headers? Yes.[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site[1] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Along with several random user's pages,[2] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.
Biopic
- Opinions on Chicago? — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
- Ew.
- Do you know what a kilometer is? — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
- no
- Face reveal when? — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
- no
- What country are you from? — [[User:{{{u4}}}|{{{u4}}}]]
- What do you think
- You like 3d modeling? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u5}}}|{{{u5}}}]]
- Ya like jazz?
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- 09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
- 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
- 00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
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KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:04, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
tuff[edit source]
you're pretty tuff bro Buv (talk) 16:14, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Ten was afraid because of 9/11!!! 😱💀🥀 Sovieт☭ 03:08, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
Hi[edit source]
I like you for improving the Chip Whistler article – Preceding unsigned comment added by Chipwhistlerstooth (talk • contribs)
- @Chipwhistlerstooth: You're welcome. Also, don't forget to sign with four tildes. Sovieт☭ 12:34, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
Are you an admin?[edit source]
I don't wanna embarress you – Preceding unsigned comment added by 73.152.184.9 (talk • contribs)
- Yeah, I unfortunately got a life so I'm not as active anymore. Soviet☭ Free votes 21:50, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
Insert USP header here[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
It's that time of year again. Turkeys and shit. Finally.Not much
By Turb0-Sunrise
Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a gay fun old time.
Biopic
- AA AAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA? — AAAA AA AAAAAA
- AAA A AA.
- Ethnicity? — Soviet
- murican
- Rounded to the nearest millennium, how old are you? — Fish on skates
- 0
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- 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
- 00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
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Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:20, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
How do I replace an image?[edit source]
You've told me to not upload a completely different photo, but I don't have an option to replace the file.
Unless I mistook the page, I am seeing a "You cannot overwrite this file." notice.
– Preceding unsigned comment added by Ziv (talk • contribs)
- @Ziv: it might be becaue you've not been around on the wiki enough for the system to consider you a confirmed user. However any admin (like me) can change that real quick. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:13, 27 November 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: That would be great, could I please get autoconfirmed? - User:ziv (talk)
DoneThe USP is back in town![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The UnSignpost wants writers, just like YOU! Please message Head ShitslingerTM Turb0-Sunrise here. You get a pair of gloves so your hands don't smell, as well as a chance to get looked at funny by your peers. Offer stands until Christmas, so hurry your ass up and get in here!Still quiet around here
By Turb0-Sunrise
Man, where is all the action lately? It's so quiet around here. We have 180 "active" editors, but nothing's happening. I guess a MITK page got vandalized. Gerg updated the Shitroom design, but other than that, nothing really.
Perple Alerska
By Who do you think
After a long war with Gergdown, the Perple of AIBOPAAT will forever be on the Alaskan flag.
RealDonaldTrump Breaks Stuff
By Turb0-Sunrise
RealDonaldTrump, resident President and one of our template experts, managed to break a very important template. After making an edit to Template:Big, something happened. Hundreds of pages only displaying numbers where there once was big text. After a message to Alula, it was fixed and now everything is fine again.[citation needed]
Biopic
- What are you going to do with Turb0pedia? — Soviet
- Not sure, but probably test stuff and make articles that might go in namespace.
- What do you think of Fishionary? — Fish on skates
- me likey
- Are you part of the the 67 cabal? — Fish on skates
- hell no
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- what the dog doin -Alula
- fatass deer must win -Turb0-Sunrise
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 18:47, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
Hey...[edit source]
Did you know you were on Ban Patrol back in 2010? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:07, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Really? I wasn't even here back in 2010. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:37, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- Well sometimes it was an account that didn't get ported, so something like this happened. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:39, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- since all the accounts did get ported to the .com version of Uncyclopedia, you can actually see what that user did back in 2010. you can see it through this link. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:42, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- Well sometimes it was an account that didn't get ported, so something like this happened. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:39, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
Wowzicle, you joined the GS Delivery! Here's some shit:[edit source]
If you don't know, we do daily issues. We put each issue in this tiny box right 'ere:
Welp, I have to go to bed now. This fever is really ruining my day.“On the 6th of December, 2025, two users by the names of DaniPine3 and Gergdown brought the end to every single Zana template. After Gerg made a list of every Zana template, both users worked together to bust each and every template. Since the template remover script was broken, they had to bust every template by hand. (Most of the time, the templates that were busted just had to go through either optimization or a renaming.) At 16:37 UTC, the final template that had to be busted (Template:Cassette) was fixed and optimized by Gerg, bringing the end of Zana's reign on this website. Some tiny work still has to be done, but the seemingly impossible task of fixing every Zana template was completed.”
– That essay
CHOCOLATE RAIN
walking on sunshine
CHOCOLATE RAIN
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Go to the UnSignpost
🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 04:09, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
“Interesting article about Zana Dark. Seems she saved up her worst after officially leaving the Spoon in September 2015 to come here as part of a revenge mission. Strange person.”
– Romartus
After DaniPine3 responded to his initial message, Romartus replied by saying this:
Wow, she really was a dick before she even stepped foot onto this website.“Hello Dani Pine. Zana was an interesting writer but had serious issues with the admins of the day. Was always getting banned. Since the Fork has scrubbed her talk pages (or made it difficult to find them), a full list of her dramas are still on the Spoon. I have added a comment as it was about a user from the pre-schism days. :)”
– Romartus
- I just realized that I forgot to add an "Ask Gerg" section here.
- I tell the world that I have gained the Black Death. (Well, actually, since I'm Albertan, it's actually impossible to get it here.)
- My piss was brown today.
- I promised to finish Vancouverite Sojourn: The Room in Back "soon".
- Jangles now has 9.5 votes on VFH. Wow!
CHOCOLATE RAIN
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- ↑ Another name for the old Uncyclopedian website, [1]
- ↑ Orange Juice, or Orange Piss? You decide!!!
- ↑ The Dark One is a nickname for Zana, popularized by L10nM4st3r
Thank you for reading Gerg's Shitroom.
Go to the UnSignpost
🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 03:57, 8 December 2025 (UTC)
lonely harmonica music
Twister sequel
walking on sunshine
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a little late, eh 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 02:53, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
UnSignpost? I hardly knew her![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Repeating the trend from October with the spooky signatures, Fish on skates has made her own Christmas-themed signature that looks suspiciously like DaniPine3's uhh... year-round signature. And, also repeating the trend, Turb0-Sunrise has come out with a "Christmas" signature of his own, suspiciously shortly after Fish showed hers off. OPOSSUM has also jumped on the bandwagon with a popup sig featuring, among other things, the disclosure of a relationship with Krampus and the accusation of presumed-dead user Squaw Dee being Santa's ninth reindeer.Gergdown for UOTM
By Fish on skates again
Resident no-lifer and hockey lover Gergdown has been nominated for UOTM after RealDonaldTrump's smashing success last month. The outcome looks good so far, but you never know what can change in a month. Will Gerg be the last UOTM of 2025? Will a new contender rise to the challenge? Will the author stop talking like the back cover of a book? You'll just have to wait and see.
LPTEW blanked, WTools allegedly to blame
By Fish on skates for the third time
Fish on skates, trying to save an edit to a "sectoin" of Last person to edit wins, accidentally replaced the entire forum with said "sectoin". This was appropriately met with horror by DaniPine3 and Turb0-Sunrise and resulted in a three-second block by DaniPine3.
Fuck Around and Find Out Nommed on VFH
By Turb0-Sunrise finally
It's been a wild ride, but with the help of Shabidoo, Fuck Around and Find Out is featured. And here's the catch: I didn't nominate it!
Biopic
- Do you celebrate Christmas or any other December holiday? — Fish on skates
- Yes
- What's your favourite sister project? — Soviet
- None of them
- If pigs flew and I ran for admin, what would you vote? — Fish on skates
- You can vote for multiple people, you know that?
From The Logs
- 23:56, 3 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) blocked Fish on skates (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Turb0 told me to (for making a fatal grammatical mistake))
- 00:56, 2 December 2025 Fish on skates (talk | contribs) moved page University of Moccasinia to User:Fish on skates/University of Moccasinia (tropicalpanther has been banned and this shouldn't be in mainspace anyway)
Top VFH Competitors
- Blood libel (1/3)
- Public school (1/2)
- The Finals (3/1)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Google (6/3)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News This is probably the first UnSignpost written mostly by Fish on skates.
Quote(s) of the Week
“stick the top of a tree up my asshole and call me a star”
– Turb0-Sunrise“was it that what you said”
– DaniPine3
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:05, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
MEGA SMASHA!
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: DaniPine3 wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: breaking Template:Vote table and, with it, several vfh nominations 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:11, 13 December 2025 (UTC).
- Sorry, just tried to make it clearer since Nacky, a user here since 2006 was confused. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:19, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- no, it's okay, don't worry. just letting you know that if you try to hide a text with <!---, then you should NOT end it in the same way, with ---!>, as it will not work and will just hide everything past that. You actually have to end it with ---!>, without the exclamation mark. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:25, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- Okay, thanks for your help. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:27, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- no, it's okay, don't worry. just letting you know that if you try to hide a text with <!---, then you should NOT end it in the same way, with ---!>, as it will not work and will just hide everything past that. You actually have to end it with ---!>, without the exclamation mark. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:25, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
Okay. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 13:24, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
wahle[edit source]
MEGA SMASHA!
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: Turb0-Sunrise wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: putting a whole WORD on ASBOLAAT.
- I'm sorry, sometimes I just don't read the page title and assume ASBOLAAT is ASBOWAAT. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:27, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
- When I first saw the message I thought this was for 6-7 Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:28, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
- yeah, it's happened hundreds of times before *cough* @Dani: *cough* Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:32, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
- When I first saw the message I thought this was for 6-7 Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:28, 14 December 2025 (UTC)