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I'm tired to having to click the revision history just to be able to edit this, so I'm leaving this handy shortcut here... -dani

The story-eating cat was the last person to edit. Also, storyeater.exe has started working.

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Nobody here but us chickens!

neigh Somebetterusername (talk) 02:21, 18 January 2025 (UTC)

You chickens better be prepared for war Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:13, 18 January 2025 (UTC)
haven’t heard from Chicken4war since like April of last year. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 14:31, 18 January 2025 (UTC)
They were here as recent as one and a half week ago though Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:54, 18 January 2025 (UTC)
perhaps we can summon them... @Chicken4war: can you hear us from the outside? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:47, 18 January 2025 (UTC)
no --Chicken4war (talk) 21:10, 18 January 2025 (UTC)
crap you're not the one I wanted to summon... hold on...
@Chicken4War: (this time I hope I spelt that correctly) can you hear us from the outside? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:11, 18 January 2025 (UTC)
i've heard you......... --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:36, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
@Chicken4War: you're alive! 🤯🤯🤯 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:39, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
this is my evil ghost talking actually >:) --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:41, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
@Chicken4War: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 are you dead??? how did you die???? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:42, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
it was the fault of those damn moccassins --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:48, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
@Chicken4War: are you daring to blame your death on the holy moccassins? BLASPHEMY!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:05, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
@Danny Pino IIIrd: what do you expect from a zombie chicken? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 14:37, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: i don't know. brainless wings? sorry for the horrible joke 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:56, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
b a s s Somebetterusername (talk) 16:33, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
a s s Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 17:40, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
s s Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:48, 19 January 2025 (UTC)
࿕ <-- I took your two "S"'s and twisted them Somebetterusername (talk) 14:32, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
ᛋᛋ <—— I had a similar idea yesterday, but never posted it here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 14:38, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
☭ <—— I see too much nazi symbolism here, comrades... you're going to the gulag! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:49, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕆𝕛𝕒𝕚𝕆𝕡𝕠𝕤 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 14:55, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Danny Pino IIIrd (talk • contribs)

BEHOLD, MOCCASPIN 2, IT KINDA LOOKS WORSE BUT IT'S WIP

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 03:30, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

Behold: Another Moccaspin 2! Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:32, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
I'll have to adjust the position of a lot of the moccasins… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 15:39, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: i can't believe this... you were always the one saying that yiur head hurt whenever ther was weird stuff messibg up with this page, and now you're the one contributing to it? who would have thought... also here's a third Moccaspin2 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:39, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Meh, i just wanna make all the moccasins in the background completely solid. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:43, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
You just crashed my page Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 15:46, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Yeah, that's probably to be expected with 37 Moccaspins present. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:51, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

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uhh…. The moccasins are moving really choppily Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 17:22, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Isn't that because there's five moccaspin templates present? Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:54, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Yes, in fact. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 18:57, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
I'm wondering, what would happen if there's a sixth moccaspin template present? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:59, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Your head would asplode! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:19, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
What if we added 31 more moccaspin templates? Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:21, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
My chromebook would explode. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:22, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Exactly. One less person who can even touch this absolute mess of a forum. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:23, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Wanna test that? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:46, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 19:55, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
Anything goes hehehe L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:59, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
You say zana's templates are slowing things down… and yet you do this Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 20:02, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: hey! don't bring the name of that wicked witch here! you could summon her, and we don't want her here! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:08, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I have survived extreme constipation… in Alaska. I have been on /b/. My house nearly burned down when I was 11. I fear nothing, not even death. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 20:11, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: you had your house burnt? that must had sucked a lot; hope you got a better house after that...
also, how is it that you went on /b/ and came without (mostly) losing your mental health? (and I know you're a tad bat fuck insane, but I'm pretty sure going to /b/ does much worse to a man...) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:22, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: My house didn't burn down, but a big fire got really fucking close to it. A tree burned down in our backyard. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 20:25, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
That template may have slowed things down, but only client side. Not server side. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:27, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: oh well, then I'm glad your house didn't burn down. that would have sucked. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:28, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
This might actually be a couple too many moccaspins Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:03, 20 January 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: oh, now you're getting rid of the fun stuff again... you're a party pooper! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:59, 21 January 2025 (UTC)
Fuck– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 18:54, 21 January 2025 (UTC)
I must undo Alula's damage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 19:44, 21 January 2025 (UTC)
yay I reverted OPPOSUM! yippee! oh wait that was just his message Somebetterusername (talk) 02:46, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
rats… oh wait, I’m like the next thing up from a rat. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 02:59, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: don't think you're going to have it that easy to get rid of the mighty moccaspin!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:40, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Huh? What moccaspins? Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:00, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: these moccaspins >:3 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:02, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Ok... where are they then? I can't seem to find these moccaspins Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:49, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: that's because you're blind >:3 12:52, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
no, because then i wouldn't have seen this page at all Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:57, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Oh fuck, not again… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 15:47, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
I MREADING MUH PROPHECIES MOTHERFUCKERSTerminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 15:51, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
oh shiet! where did all these olulas come from... and why was alula replaced with one of those horrid creatures?!
also hi kurtz 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:01, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE DOGGAMN MOCASSINS THATS WHY THE OLULAS ARE HERETerminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 16:05, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
HIPPITY HOPPITY!!! Oᒪᙀᒪᗅ Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 16:11, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
HIPPITY HOPPITY GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 16:18, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN! Oᒪᙀᒪᗅ Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 16:23, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
SKIBIDI DOPPITY GET THE FUCK OFF MY WEBSITE YOU--(sorry, this post is censored by the Libtard Anti-Butthurt Association)Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 16:24, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
MEGALOCCASIN!!! Oᒪᙀᒪᗅ Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 16:29, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
How are you doing?Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:25, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Good. You?Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:25, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Fine. Man.17:25, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Why is The Turd Man the greatest film of all time?Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:25, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Because it is.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:25, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
Whew. The Olulas are gone. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 17:47, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: YOU SAID? *dramatic sound* Oᒪᙀᒪᗅ Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 18:28, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKTerminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 18:43, 22 January 2025 (UTC)

mrroww

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Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:39, 22 January 2025 (UTC)

cool cat but my italy siege has been removed. why? Somebetterusername (talk) 22:42, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
because the cats have taken over :3
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🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:47, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
cats killing minorities? what else is new? Somebetterusername (talk) 22:51, 22 January 2025 (UTC)Nazifoamy.PNG
we are not nazis; we are not killing minorities; we're just agents of chaos :3
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🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:55, 22 January 2025 (UTC)
HOW DARE YOU RESKIN THE MOCCASPIN TEMPLATE WITH STORY-EATERS, YOU HERETICS Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 14:15, 23 January 2025 (UTC)

go eat shit fuckers everyone.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 14:21, 23 January 2025 (UTC)

i'm getting real tired of this shit

this shit is getting too fucking tired for me, goddamnit Somebetterusername (talk) 14:40, 23 January 2025 (UTC)

go eat shit fuckers Someworseusername.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 14:42, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
I SHALL NOT EAT SHIT FUCKERS, because they are full of shit. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:43, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
then find non shit-fuckers Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 15:58, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
But non-shit fuckers are already fucked! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:16, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
then find non-shit non-fuckers 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:55, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
go eat Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:56, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
no, I'm too full to eat anything. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 23:58, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
inflation Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:58, 23 January 2025 (UTC)
the real question.. which is worser? inflation or racism? vote down below in the comments Somebetterusername (talk) 01:00, 24 January 2025 (UTC)
Depletion of moccasins, that’s what is worse. ᗅᗷOᔑᔑ — ᙀᙏᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (waluigi) 01:04, 24 January 2025 (UTC)
@Somebetterusername: in Spanish we have a saying that goes something along the lines of "comparing speed with bacon". that's exactly what you're doing right now. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:23, 24 January 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: in AMERICAN English we have a saying that goes something along the lines of "soccer". Somebetterusername (talk) 23:18, 24 January 2025 (UTC)
@Somebetterusername: funny how you guys changed football's name to a different one so that you could keep the name 'football' for your sport, even though American "footbal" barely has any feet kicking balls... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:24, 24 January 2025 (UTC)
In Kazakhstan, we all know that "football" is a nuclear retardation disease, where man grow foot out of testes satchel. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 01:09, 25 January 2025 (UTC)
cool Somebetterusername (talk) 01:32, 25 January 2025 (UTC)
That's a borat reference, if you didn't know. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 01:33, 25 January 2025 (UTC)
yeah I have not watched borat lol Somebetterusername (talk) 01:40, 25 January 2025 (UTC)

Alright…

It's raining pretty hard in ventura. The rain has been pretty long overdue since over in LA county they've got fires and stuff. How's the weather where you live, somebetterusername? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 02:26, 26 January 2025 (UTC)

someone is vandalizing teh admins user talks.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 23:34, 26 January 2025 (UTC)
he also (vandalized my talk page). Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:24, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
Yeah. He was a fucking stupid little piece of waste of space and a waste of oxygen.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 00:29, 27 January 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: we had signs of rain the whole weekend and nothing came! just a little chill
@Somebetterusername: we had a whole bunch of rain and our mountains got a whole lot of snow Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 02:37, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
  • @DaniPine3: it's called football because the ball is 11 inches long which is basically almost a foot. (sources: trust me bro) Somebetterusername (talk) 02:25, 28 January 2025 (UTC)
Is it called something different outside of the US? Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:21, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: here where I live we call it "American football", as opposed to "normal football"; and I'm pretty sure anywhere else outside of the US is like that too. I've never heard a name for it which doesn't involve the word "football" on it, even though it really isn't football... I wish there was a better name for it, like idk, "whyball", because the goal has a Y shape.
also, alula, I thought you lived outside the US too? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:29, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
I was talking about the ball, not the sport.
Also yes, i live outside the US. If i didn't i'd probably be dead within four years.
Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:30, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
@alula: a. the ball. idk, here where I live we don't give the balls a proper name like the gringos do; we just call it a "football ball". so I guess here it's called an "American football ball". 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:40, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
We just call the football one a football. I actually don't know what the one they use in American football is called here (i think it might be a rugby ball or something like that). Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:53, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
@alula: I'm curious, how do you write football in Norwegian? Here it's still called football, but we spell it following our language's grammar, so it's written "fútbol". do you guys call it something else, or is it football too? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:07, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
It's literally just called "fotball" here. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:14, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
@alula: why the missing o? or was it a typo? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:27, 30 January 2025 (UTC)
No, that's intentional. It has to do with the fact that the word "foot" is just "fot" here. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:31, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

oh crap! alula died! but wait, now that I edited here, I'll be the one who's dead... OH NO- *dies* 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:43, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

Don't worry, the only dead thing here is the page itself! Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:02, 31 January 2025 (UTC)

I'm so out of ideas that I'll have to repost the blanka gif

Blanka.gif Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 04:59, 1 February 2025 (UTC)

Don't worry, there's no way to run out of ideas in this forum. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:08, 1 February 2025 (UTC)
even if I just spam AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:58, 1 February 2025 (UTC)
That's technically an idea, yeah. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:12, 1 February 2025 (UTC)
Blanka.gif Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 14:54, 1 February 2025 (UTC)
Wait, nobody has been editing… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 14:11, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: Alula? More like A-POO-la!!1!1!!1!11!eleven Mwahahahaha! >:DDDDDD Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 16:25, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
Wait I wasn't watching this page?? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:54, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
– Preceding unsigned comment added by Alula (talk • contribs)
Herp derp Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 23:41, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
The fact that it's unsigned implies that i added a comment. But there's no comment to forget to sign to begin with... Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:51, 3 February 2025 (UTC)

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the gun is facing towards your own face --:3 (talk) 23:12, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
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you're, uhhh... shooting the wall? (i think that's the direction your gun is facing) --:3 (talk) 23:18, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
O: 🔫ᗺ:< --POSSUM chowg (talk) IDK:59, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
( う-´)づ︻╦̵̵̿╤── \\(˚☐˚”)/ P.S. did you know that my username was originally supposed to be OPOSSUM_ with an underscore? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 00:01, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
could you all stop facing your guns towards yourselves? it's making me nervous --:3 (talk) 01:03, 9 February 2025 (UTC)

Super Bowl

chiefs or eagles? i'm rooting for the meteor strike Somebetterusername (talk) 23:52, 8 February 2025 (UTC)

Eagles Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 23:57, 8 February 2025 (UTC)
What are any of these things? Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:02, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
yankeespeak. Us Europeans might never understand its mysterious meaning... most likely because there's not really any to begin with. It's just weird gibberish. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:08, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
That is a highly accurate analysis. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:29, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
THERE IS NOTHING HERE Somebetterusername (talk) 02:08, 9 February 2025
THERE IS NOTHING HERE Jhecircle.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Jhecircle.png 02:20, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
There IS something here!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:27, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
Is there? Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:29, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
Yes!!!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:29, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
Where? Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:30, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
Your comment is an example of something being here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:38, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
here? what about there? or everywhere? Where, perchance, is here? Is it here or perhaps there? Is there here? Is there there? Everywhere is full of theres and heres, heres and theres are everywhere. It can tear you apart Somebetterusername (talk) 03:06, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
Alright... 10:06, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
Five tildes, a rookie mistake. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:28, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
No, this is just what my signature looks like now. 20:35, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
That signature doesn't seem to follow the rules... but well, I guess you're an admin and bureaucrat, so it's not like there's anyone above you to tell you what not to do... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:43, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
And now I show off my new signature, to confuse everyone and make everyone think I'm the same person as above! 22:22, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
Don't mind the fact that the time is exactly 22:22............ 2 22:24, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
royals or phillies? i'm rooting for the nuke Somebetterusername (talk) 23:29, 9 February 2025 (UTC)
I, personally, am rooting for the page to get archived. 14:51, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
of course you would alula, of course you would... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:53, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
I would what? 14:55, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
@alula: root for the imminnent destruction of this forum page... as you always do. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:58, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
Alright... 14:59, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
ok. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:03, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
definitively. 15:04, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
absolutely. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:08, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
probably 15:10, 10 February 2025 (UTC) 15:10, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
ARCHIVE THIS PAGE? DON'T YOU DARE!!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:05, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
Huh? Did i says something? 21:00, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
don't act so innocent, alula; you know damn well what you said... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:28, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
No, i do not. 18:00, 11 February 2025 (UTC)~
liar!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:04, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Lie check inconclusive. It is extremely improbable that this user is lying. 18:06, 11 February 2025 (UTC)~~
"extremely improbable" does not mean "completely impossible"... >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:18, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Seven tildes, a mistake too large even for rookies. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:23, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Tilde check completed. Results negative, there are only four tildes present. 18:41, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif
Good, Alula is finally regaining sanity. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:47, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Unlike me- HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN!!!!!!!! Oᒪᙀᒪᗅ Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 18:51, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Sorry, as an AI chat model i am unable to decipher what you just wrote. Please try sending a new request. 18:53, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:53, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN!!!!!!!! Oᒪᙀᒪᗅ Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 18:52, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
I don't know what's worse: that OPOSSUM became an Olula, or that Alula became an AI... it seems I'm the only remaining human around here 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:55, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
HIPPITY HA-HA-HOPPITY!!!!!!!! Oᒪᙀᒪᗅ Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 18:56, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Sorry, but your request was denied for the following reason: "oh god what have you done the cat is gonna come over and eat the entire forum now". Please try sending in another request, or you can submit an appeal here. 18:58, 11 February 2025 (UTC)18:58, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
I know what do, put Opossum-Olula in fight ring with AI-Alula, and make them fight. Kiggum, another OPOSSUM OPOSSUMSIG.gif (Not an olula) 19:01, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: huh? How did you leave so soon the Olula stage? I was just about to send you 3 cucumbers... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:03, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I different opossum. Still olula your OPOSSUM. Kiggum, another OPOSSUM OPOSSUMSIG.gif (Not an olula) 19:04, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
ah, that makes sense... considering Alula seems to have gotten replaced by an AI, it seems I'm the only one here wgo can save the original OPOSSUM... perhaps I should be doing that.... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:10, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

OLULA VS MECHA-A.I.LULA ARENA, BUILT BY KIGGUM

Boxing ring.jpg FIGHT!!! Kiggum, another OPOSSUM OPOSSUMSIG.gif (Not an olula) 19:13, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

so... should I help OPOSSUM recover from the disease? because if I do, we'll never get to see this fight... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:18, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
It good if we weaken OPOSSUM, he avoid cucumber, once Alula bash up OPOSSUM we of forcing him to yomyom cucumber. Kiggum, another OPOSSUM OPOSSUMSIG.gif (Not an olula) 19:21, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
then in that case we should probably call in here the robot... @Alula:! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:23, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: Comings on, Alula! We are of needing you! Kiggum, another OPOSSUM OPOSSUMSIG.gif (Not an olula) 19:25, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
c'mon Alula, don't be shy... the fate of OPOSSUM is in your hands... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:27, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY- *pauses* Oᒪᙀᒪᗅ Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 19:29, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Sorry, but as an AI chat model i keep getting edit conflicted. Please try sending another request later. 19:30, 11 February 2025 (UTC)19:30, 11 February 2025 (UTC)~
OH MY MOCCASINS! By Mokkááwšen, Aracuanius, Sophia, Oscar Wilde and Chowg… Kiggum, another OPOSSUM OPOSSUMSIG.gif (Not an olula) 19:33, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@alula: think like a sumo wrestler. you have to take out OPOSSUM in a fight. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:41, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Sorry, but as an AI chatbot i'm receiving too many requests right now. Please try again later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif
Sorry, but as an AI chatbot i'm receiving too many requests right now. Please try again later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif
Sorry, but as an AI catbot i'm receiving too many requests right now. Please try again later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif
Sorry, but as an AI catbot i'm receiving too many requests right now. Please try agan later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif
Sorry, but as an AI catbot i'm receiving to many requests right now. Please try agan later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif
Sorry, but as an AI catbot i'm receiving to meowny requests right now. Please try agan later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif
Sorry, but as an AI catbot i'm receiving to meowny requests right now. Please try later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif
Sorry, but as an catbot i'm receiving to meowny right now. Please try later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif
Sorry, but as an catbot i'm receiving to meow right now. Please try later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Alula.gifAlula.gif
Sorry, as an catbot i'm receiving to meow right now. try later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Eating.gif
as an catbot i'm starting to meow right now. try later. 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)Eating.gif
as an catbot i'm starting to meow right now. try 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)~Eating.gif
as an catbot i'm starting to meow now 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC) Eating.gif
as a cat i'm starting to meow Eating.gif 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
nyaaaa~ Eating.gif 20:26, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
oh no. oh god oh no. oh no... NOOOOOOOOOOO- 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:45, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
hiya. been a while since i last was here Eating.gif 20:50, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
nooooo! alula!!! what has that cat done to you??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:55, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
oh i wonder... (i actually have no idea where that could be) Eating.gif 21:11, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
don't lie, you filthy bastard! I know damn well you ate alula! and you ate OPOSSUM too!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:16, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
HIPPITY HOPPITY NOPEITY NOPEITY! Oᒪᙀᒪᗅ Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 21:21, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
OPOSSUM! you're still alive!!! but you're also still an Olula... guess that the Alula fight plan can't be executed now that Alula's (most likely) inside that filthy cat's stomach; so now all I can do is try to cure you by myself... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:25, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY! 😡😡😡 Oᒪᙀᒪᗅ Olula.gif (HIPPITY HOPPITY!) 21:21, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
maybe we find Alula AI on Internet, then we make new Alula robot. Kiggum, another OPOSSUM OPOSSUMSIG.gif (Not an olula) 21:28, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
huh? OPOSSUM? why are you angry? you're going to get cured... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:29, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

I'm back!

It looks like you had trouble curing me… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:35, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

ye, it seems so. but at least you're cured. not like Alula, who not only is still an AI, but there's also a huge chance she's inside that cat's stomach... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:40, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
To be honest, Alula is not very tasty. Vomiting.gif (talk) 22:29, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
hey, don't say that about Alula, you wrenched cat! Alula is as tasty as any other user here! not that I tried testing it, though... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:29, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
OPOSSUM wasn't tasty either. I've lost much of my appetite for Uncyclopedia users over the years, that's why I mostly only eat stories. Refuse.gif (talk) 22:29, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
I notice you adress alula as an It. Did you get that from me? ;p. Also YAAY, the cat will no longer eat us. HUFFING TIME!!! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:37, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
All mortal beings are "it's" in my eyes Eating.gif 22:38, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
I was talking to danipine you mortal freak!!! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:41, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
You think I'm a mortal being? Refuse.gif (talk) 22:42, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Maybe just a tiny bit less mortal than we are. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:45, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
FOOL!!! Refuse.gif 22:47, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: when I said "it", I meant the action, not the person. also, regarding that cat's question, there's only one way to find out...
DIE, MONSTER!!! DIE!!!!!!!

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:47, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Those bullets were delicious. Eating.gif 22:48, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
OH FUCK! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:52, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Fuck! CALL IN A TACTICAL NUKE! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:53, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
See, this is how you become immortal. You just eat everything that poses a threat to you, including diseases and old age. Eating.gif 22:54, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
by doing that, you're just inserting poison into your veins... how do you resist that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:08, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
I've built up immunity to just about every poison on the planet at this point, and I've modified my own digestive system to remove most of the poisons anyway Eating.gif 23:22, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
What about poisons not of this planet? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:29, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Well, I've eaten plenty of planets, so I'm pretty sure that I'm covered as far as that goes as well. Eating.gif 23:34, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
What about poisons not of this universe??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:57, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
Not all universes are capable of holding anything. Different universes have different laws of physics, such at those which don't allow neutrons and protons to even exist! (meaning you must be made entirely of something that doesn't exist) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:01, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
Good luck going into those universes with different laws of physics! For now, you're just stuck in this universe and a few slightly different ones! Refuse.gif 16:22, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
who the fuck are you? and why are you pretending to be me? Eating.gif 16:31, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
fuck i just remembered there's a clone of me running around still
...why are you here, though? i thought you were busy fighting the decoy i placed in front of you Eating.gif 16:33, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
Ah, fuck, I'm going insane. Looks like a part of my brain is trying to break away. Eating.gif 16:42, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
no, don't fuck with me! you went and edited in my name while i was asleep! that's unforgivable! prepare to get eaten! Eating.gif 16:45, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
you can't eat me, because I'm literally you! Eating.gif 16:49, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
no, you're not. you're just a stupid clone. Eating.gif 16:52, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
I'm not a clone, I'm the other half of your brain. Eating.gif 16:53, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
no, you're literally the clone. and also i've locked the doors to the story. good luck escaping my belly, fakester! Eating.gif 16:58, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
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