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The last person to edit was Alula!

The ovary exorcises over Alula's genitals.

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It has been done. 13:02, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! You monster! DaniPine3 (talk) 13:04, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Sorry, i'm not the story-eating cat. You can't call me a "monster". 13:05, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Yes I CAN, because that's what YOU ARE! You can't keep eating text like this! It's horrible! Thousands upon thousands of stories and memories, gone! Like that! You're horrible!!!! DaniPine3 (talk) 13:08, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

...i literally just said i'm not the story-eating cat. Mainly because i'm not an actual cat, but also because i don't eat stories. 13:10, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Oh crap, I read that you were the story-eating cat... well, in any case, you still ended commiting the same kind of attrocity as that cat did! So that makes you TOO a monster! DaniPine3 (talk) 13:12, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Well, unlike that cat, i don't consume text. I just moved it to an archive (including an additional comment i accidentally saved to the archive itself because i'm stupid). You can still read it, just not touch it or anything similar (for now, at least). 13:17, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

But... it's not the same anymore... ;[
Look! You made me sad! That's the proof that you're a monster! I shall punish you by forcing you to look at this horrible monstrocity I did in like two minutes in MS Paint!

DaniPine3 (talk) 13:25, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Why the hell is it all the way down there DaniPine3 (talk) 13:26, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY'D THE LAST ONE GET ARCHIVED, NOOOOOO! WPBS (talk) 13:47, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IT HASN’T BEEN LONG ENOUGH, NOOOOOOO! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:49, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

I KNOW, RIGHT? THIS IS ALL THE FAULT OF ALULA!!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US, ALULA? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY???? DaniPine3 (talk) 13:54, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Because i felt like it 14:44, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Ok I guess I archived it once… so I’ll let you do it too :P Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:58, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

ㅤ Wandolysm IS OF DROPPING BY! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS OF FŒCAL CLAY!ㅤㅤ

TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!

VANDALISM

oh crap! We got vandalized! Quick, someone call the admins! DaniPine3 (talk) 17:10, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Time to count until someone else edits

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99
100

Screw it I’m not counting any further

If I make it to 100, I’m done. I might be edit conflicting you guys… I am become spammer, destroyer of pages Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:37, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

sorry for not editing before, OPOSSUM... I was in yoga... DaniPine3 (talk) 18:17, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Understandable. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:19, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

SQUAW DEE!

SQUAW YEE! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:21, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Can someone please tell me why exactly the logo is tentacle rape? 18:37, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Ask that to OPOSSUM, who's the one that had the "wonderful" idea of making the logo tentacle porn... DaniPine3 (talk) 18:41, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

*poker face* Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:44, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Well, i'm gonna remove it and add something better. (And no, it's not gonna be more tentacle rape.) 18:45, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

I have a better idea for the logo... DaniPine3 (talk) 18:47, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Get O.A.C.P [sic] or get out. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:53, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

That was the 11th time i've been edit conflicted on this page today... 18:54, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Be honest guys, am I turning into Willy on wheels?

I mean the Uncyclopedia editor, not the infamous wiki vandal. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:03, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Well, I don't know much about Willy on wheels (Uncyclopedia editor), so I can't really tell. Why do you think so? DaniPine3 (talk) 19:10, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Why are there so many span tags? 19:27, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

There aren't, you must be going crazy. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:30, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Oh crap

Is it me or does the OPOSSUM behind the logo in A story built one letter at a time looks like it's about to stab me now that the Uncyclopedia logo was changed to the halloween one? DaniPine3 (talk) 19:34, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

I mean, i can't see his arms, so probably. 19:37, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, it really looks like... AAAAAAAAA! Totally DaniPine3 (talk) 19:49, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Don't worry, it's just me in an OPOSSUM costume! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:07, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Hey, your great seal is gone. Apparently it’s been replaced with a sleeping(?) OPOSSUM. 20:11, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

You mean a sleeping catgirl, right? DaniPine3 (talk) 20:15, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Nope Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:16, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Look at the title... If you don't know what it means, well...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 00:33, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Goddammit not again this is like the tenth or twentieth time I've lost The Game^TM DaniPine3 (talk) 06:41, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Game? What game? 11:59, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Is that Summerian in the title? And- holy crap when you click on it more Summerian text appears and it fills the whole page wtf DaniPine3 (talk) 12:05, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

No, that's Akkadian. I figured this page needed a more old-school title. 12:07, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

That might be a bit too old school...
btw, what's Akkadian. I've never heard of that language before DaniPine3 (talk) 12:50, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

No, it's not old enough for that.
Akkadian is an ancient language used in the area of Mesopotamia, sort of like a linguistic successor to Sumerian, but not really. 13:27, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

What's too old school for you, then?
thanks for the answer. sadly I don't really know much about Sumerian history nor history about civilizations that are equally/more old, so I still can't place where/when Akkadian comes from. how do you know all this stuff, anyways? DaniPine3 (talk) 13:35, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

It needs to be at least 10000 years old.
I have no clue. I think i read about the language on Wikipedia and then jumped down what is possibly the biggest rabbit hole ever: knowledge of ancient languages. 14:15, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

It might also be the fact that the Akkadian text i pasted into the title is just the entirety of the complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir. 14:17, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

No copper is worse than MINE Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:24, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Ah, yeah; I too have heard of Ea-nasir's complaint tablet. By the way, hi, OPOSSUM :] DaniPine3 (talk) 14:27, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

wtf the sleeping catgirl became an OPOSSUM DaniPine3 (talk) 14:27, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Yes it did. Now it’s the lyrics to Batzorig Vaanchig’s “In Praise of Genghis Khan.” Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:31, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

That reminds me there was a vandal that for a short period of time they started spamming an image of Genghis Khan into the articles for no reason. Their name was, shockingly, Genghis Khan (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) DaniPine3 (talk) 14:55, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

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The Blue Mongol, Strong as a bird on the earth, strong as steel in the midst of fire. Squaw Dee's linkless signature!

*throat singing intensifies* Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:08, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

EDITS REVERTED IN 30 SECONDS

GET OWNED SQUAW DEE, YOU CAN’T OUT-VANDALIZE ME! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:54, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Let's have a civil discussion.

moccasins. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:26, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Alright, moccasins it is. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:26, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

but they're my moccasins ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:27, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Ok, wanna see my dad’s moccasins? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:27, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

I am not going to let my guard down, however. If this is a trap I’m not falling for it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:28, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

No. I dont want to see your dad's moccasins. The lemon is in play. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:29, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Ok. Fine, then. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:30, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

can someone explain whats going on in here DaniPine3 (talk) 17:31, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:Squawdee and I got into a revert war Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:31, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

And so did the Wikipedia article on Genghis Khan. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:32, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

And Squaw Dee’s user page. I almost added AAAAAAAAA! but it got detected as spam. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:34, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

I would have left it lolݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:34, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

We were reverting each other’s edits at lightning speed, it was fucking insane Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:36, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

I shouldn't have taken a nap, now I will never witness this edit war you guys are having DaniPine3 (talk) 17:37, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Those edits were so fast that if you blinked you would have missed like 6 edits Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:38, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

and what was that stopped the edit war? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:40, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Squaw Dee wanted to have a civil discussion. Also, I think squaw put a little more effort into his edits than I did, but that meant I could edit faster. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:41, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

and who would you say would've ended winning this war, had Squaw Dee not wanted a civil discussion? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:45, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Idk Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:46, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

heh, heh, heh... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:48, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

😎😎😎😎😎 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:49, 9 October 2024 (UTC)\

I don't know either. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:59, 9 October 2024 (UTC) (but whoever it is, they would have archived the page)

Well, for one thing, Alula has archived several pages, but I have only archived one. And Alula still had to make it uneditable. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:02, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

When (and how) did Alula make the page uneditable? DaniPine3 (talk) 18:18, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

The archive pages get goldcock locked. `ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:20, 9 October 2024 (UTC) ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ

ALULA IS HERE Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:26, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

What?ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:40, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

hi 19:10, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

hi alula :3 DaniPine3 (talk) 19:11, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Oh hai Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:12, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

what's going on here? an edit war? 19:48, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

apparently, OPOSSUM and Squaw Dee had been having quite the edit war... Sadly, I was taking my nap, so I didn't get to experience it in first person... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:54, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

does that by any chance explain why there's been over a hundred edits on this page today? 19:58, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

probably. DaniPine3 (talk) 20:10, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Firsthand, yes. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:36, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Yes. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 23:39, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

You guys are slowly breaking the forum page

Why did you become this eager to vandalize it? Were you possessed by the spirit of Wolverhampton or something? DaniPine3 (talk) 16:45, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Well, a Wikipedia admin accused me of being THE Willy on Wheels once… how do you know that Willy’s spirit hasn’t possessed me? P.S. I feel like I’ve been seeing (and participating in to some extent) a vandalism spike on Uncyclopedia. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:48, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

It's weird; you'd think it would've been during summer when the vandalism spike would've happened, since in summer it's when people have more free time; but it's actually after summer ended when this vandalism spike has happened... it's as if, vandalizing Uncyclopedia was these guys' job, or something. DaniPine3 (talk) 16:49, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

From my experience being on here, i can quite confidently tell you that a significant amount of vandalism comes from children (mostly teenagers) who are bored while they're at school. And some of them find their way here and completely disregard any rules the second they see the "edit" button on a page. 17:20, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Considering this is a wiki where you can create funny stuff, it baffles me they prefer to vandalize instead of making genuine contributions... In some cases I guess it's simply because humor is subjective, but other times it's pretty obvious they don't want to make a good-faithed contribution. btw where did all the stuff go DaniPine3 (talk) 17:22, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

I mean, i just explained why they probably don't care about actually contributing. Also what are you talking about? The stuff didn't go anywhere. 17:34, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

I mean that I don't get why vandals vandalize when they could just write actual funny stuff instead. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:44, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Writing funny stuff takes actual effort. These guys don’t want to put any effort into the stuff they write. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:56, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Well, that's a shame. I mean, some of Uncyclopedia's best articles came from people that put zero effort in them, which is proof that you can make a good article even without effort.... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:59, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Yes. The spirit of wolverhampton visited me in a dream and told me to vandalize. I was skeptical so I only vandalized an inconsequential forum page. --ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:22, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Huh. Hey, did the spirit of Wolverhamptom tell you what killed him? He's always saying that he's a dead man, but never explains why.... DaniPine3 (talk) 18:23, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

He seemed to be chained to some moccasins being worn by the devil, but I dont know what that would mean. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:30, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Mmmm.... that must mean it was the Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia who killed Walbro! Either that, or Møqásÿn Rein... DaniPine3 (talk) 18:32, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Or maybe just ASBOWAAT/ASBOPAAT. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:53, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

You guys really want to make this page look ugly as hell, huh?

Thanks for at least not making the page roll around or having epilepsy-inducing backgrounds... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:37, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

¡ǝɹnʇɐuƃı̣S ssǝןʞuı̣ן s,ǝǝꓷ ʍɐnbS-- ¡uʍop ǝpı̣sdn dı̣ןɟ pı̣p ʇI ¿ʇɐɥM

Who did this and why? I thought we were finally done with modifying the look of the page. (Also it's annoying to revert whenever the page gets archived.) 20:06, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Blame it on Squaw Dee. It seems the spirit of Walbro won't leave him alone... DaniPine3 (talk) 20:12, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 21:14, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Indeed. Though Fenris is annoying too.--21:29, 10 October 2024 (UTC) ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ

As proven by the stupid thing I just did.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 21:34, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

I wish to become the most annoying of all! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:53, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

The moccasin sniffs Brown9622, despite ARandomPage's diseased objections.

What the fuck Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:10, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

Also, copying my bat-fuck-insanity won’t always work so well, Fenris…. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 05:53, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

I've been looking through the revision history, and I just wanted to say... What the hell is going on here???
Also, @Fenris2010:, I don't mind if you add the earthquake template, as long as it's not overused, of course... DaniPine3 (talk) 07:10, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

“Also, copying my bat-fuck-insanity won't always work so well, Fenris...”

~ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page)

“I already am bat-fuck-insane.”

~  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 13:35, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

You bunch are having too much fun with this page. 14:49, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

“You bunch are having too much fun with this page.”

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Not I, though. I haven't gotten to vandalize this page yet. I'm not sure if I should stay pure, or pass to the dark side and endulging in vandalism too... DaniPine3 (talk) 14:54, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

“Is there something wrong with that?”

~ A very innocent-looking  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 14:53, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

“Yes”

~ The quote-eating penguin

“At least it's not the story-eating cat...”

~ DaniPine3 (talk) 15:00, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

“You want me to invite her over here? Because i can definitely do that.”

~ The quote-eating penguin

“I never said I wanted her here...”

~ DaniPine3 (talk) 15:26, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

“Too late! I'm calling her right now!”

~ The quote-eating penguin

“Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!”

~ DaniPine3 (talk) 15:37, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

“*Hey, could you come over here for a second? I've got an entire forum page here that you can eat.*”

~ The quote-eating penguin, talking on his phone to some definitely harmless cat

“Y- you won't be so heartless to let that monster come in here, right? T- there's no way...!”

~ DaniPine3 (talk) 16:07, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

“*Alright, excellent. See you then.*
I absolutely will. And she's already on her way.”

~ The quote-eating penguin

“!senisacoM sol natsug em im A¡”

~ edliW racsÓ

“"?emit a ta etouq eno tliub yrots A" ,siht si tahW”

~ A highly-confused laipusram

“Enough quotes!”

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The Moccasinematic Universe - a.k.a. The "A story built" series. Stories The amazing original • God Resets the Universe • WE *fingers crossed* STOPPED LUNA! • Land of the Amazing Single-letter Links • The one nobody remembers • Gibberish Chaos • Oh no, the cat ate the story! • G.A.Y. • We already ran out of words • The one that defies all we thought we knew about story-telling • WE'RE NOT QUITE DONE YET! • Women kissing • The one where Michael Jackson started a zombie apocalypse • The dumbest idea of the century • Experiment to see if democracy actually works • PascalCase • the space-time continuum breaks. • The one you will never live to see. • FORUM THREAD Characters John • Lord Móckasiin • Luna • Knife Guy • Dave • Penguins • Selaw Obmij • Oscar de la Wilde • ʔK'âʞДe • Goth Garfield • The OPOSSUMS • The Aracuans • Big Moccasin Billy, Lord of the STOP! • UwU_IlikeKissingBoys_69 • Lawrence of Arabia • Ottomans • J.K. Rowling • Catgirls • Lesbians Misc. Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen • Moccasins • FISH!!! • Un-UnNews on ASBOWAAT • Ojai • God • Un-existinator • L10nM4st3r • Moccan language • Olula Disease • L10nM4st3r's essay on all of this • Escape from Ojai: The Game