A story built two words at a time
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Story[edit | edit source]
Once upon a time, Saddam Hussein hid under a chair. He didn't speak Spanish. That was quite gay, so he wore moccasins to hide his moccasins. Saddam jumped off a hurricane's eye, dying of sheer stupidity. The Great Garfield mourned the loss of Jon "Monsterfucker" Arbuckle, and he tried to smoke meth to forget. That's when Thai hookers killed Garfield; Saddam resurrected. No, he became zombie! Saddam bit Garfield's corpse, summoning a Vietnamese wizard. That was Squaw Dee's vanity moment. The wizard summoned Gothfield, who then died. Methamphetamine doesn't exist in Uranus. Or in your anus. Can we stop talking about Uranus, for fuck's sake?! It's getting really sexy in your rectum. Are you smoking crack?!?! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Quincy Adams (July 11, 2069 - January 1, 2153) murdered മമ്മൂട്ടി with his vanity moment, smoking methamphetamine. Walter White ingested DMT powder, and kissed Saddam. "A story about meth built two day," said 7addam Hu77ein! Donald Trump voted for legal pedophilia, despite Joe Biden being rightly opposed. Saddam urinated in my dog's mouth. The moccasins were the moccasins destined by Saddam moccasins, which Mock sins. "Greedy Jews!", said Adolf Hitler. Antisemittism (Sully Squillace) is Hitler's main weapon.
Hitler's weapons:[edit | edit source]
- Suicide Gun
- Arabs with... uhhh, what?! "Hot sex?" No, the buttsecks.
- Feminism
Luna then turns into... Holy Fuck! Google en passant and find Luna sitting in the holy realm of holy hell! She's Satan! Watch out!!!!!!! Russian Goatse is about to disappear! She'll kill Putin soon and save Moccasinia from imminent destruction by God. The Moccasinian Dave-fucker called John a cuck (pipetricking Dave), causing John, visiting Ojai, causing Ojai to asplode like the bomb on mama's hole. The penguins came back to earth to commit iceicide without remorse; but Antarctica intervened. Now, basements in ASBO"ASAAT"AAT are going to commit war crimes against penguins in your worst nightmares! Oh no! You're dead! How awesome!!! MWAHAHAHA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"No! I'm gonna LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -The seven souls from Hitler's side. Oh for God's sake, Hitler's friends, Mussolini and Hirohito, never existed ever. It' s true! Seven deadly Undertale souls commit crimes like Móckasiin did in ASBOPAAT. A new challenger has exploded in your story built one moccasin at a time. Great scott, LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
England disagrees... Fuck England! They're GAY, just like the USA. And France, the GAYEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even gayer than Italy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And even gayer than your mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get pwned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exclamation mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Self reference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, let's write smut.
Sexy secks!!!!!![edit | edit source]
Guy opens his goat sex magazine, jerking off to Skibidi. This is Shock Porn. Also known as Jebediah Kermin, the murderer filmed the suicide of James E. Garfield and fucked his ghost over by the tree. John saw this video and got trapped by the ghost's lasagna cage, Pow Pow! But Luna called the BS on this plotpoint, because James never existed. The Ghostbusters (or Goatsebusters) discovered ghostly goatse. Nevermore commited war crimes against Gay Men, summoning penguins with asses turned upside-down and inside-out. Your basement belong to Ojai, Ventura, where OPOSSUM was opened. There's too many goatse jokes here. Yes, Administrator! No, Administrator! Maybe, Administrator? No, rollbacker! Yes, Bureaucrats! OMG PONIES! I L❤️VE GAY SEX!!!!!!!!! say gex. Gex. Now what? Well, what about lesbian sex? Sure, let’s do it! Picture follows! Or something died die?
An Interruption[edit | edit source]
Oh crap, NONSENSE ALERT! Quick, destroy it before women kiss. Too late! You can't stop lesbians from kissing in this story. No heterosexuality is allowed here! It's not? Only homosexuality is allowed in here! There is gayness ruling everywhere!
Anyway, back to the women kissing passionately, they're kissing and having more kissing. They're also kissing each other and kissing other girls, too! That's gay! Hella gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This section is really gay! Good. We should make it even MORE gay! Add even more gay! Maybe TWO pictures "NO!" I want more; THREE pictures of women kissing passionately!!!!!!!!!
That's hella GAY!!!!!!!! Hey, what place do you see girls kiss? Here of the ASBTWAAT. The story is just girls kissing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good. I love lesbianism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about guys kissing? 🤔 Sure, let's NOT DO homophobia. And let's do men kissing each other. Yeah, that's good. They're kissing each other passionately like the two girls.
So, the story needs more kissing, specially men. Jacques saw men kissing and blushed, even though that's really gay. But he summoned raw gayness against C780178. Now C780178 is dead. How about resurrecting girls kissing? YES, PLEASE! PLEASE NO! PLEASE YES! OVER MY DEAD BODY!! THE STORY NEEDS MORE! NO! MOCCASINS!
Okay. Fine.
Moccasinia was overrun by GIRLS KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No kissing! fine. kissing.
Women kissing[edit | edit source]
YES! KISSING! LESBIANISM 4EVA! AND moccasins! Moccasin-kissing! Wait, what? Yes, we're gay for women and moccasins! Specially women. All women are gay now. And they're kissing each other passionately. This story is incredibly great! I think more girls should practice lesbianism. Don't be homophobic, be gay and be proud. Don't forget to ever and forever have a beautiful girlfriend to kiss, because it's gay. And gayness is very good.
We need MORE women that want to kiss! Not enough!
Wow, that’s really gay! And gay, gay, gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3
Luna saw lesbians having sex and thought "I want to see and have gay sex with them!!!!!!!!!!!" What else could she think about? Nothing but having sex with women and kissing them too. Her horniness is unmatched, goddess-tier even; almost as if Luna is lesbian (not James Bond's favorite Ojai moccasins porn genre).
I died from gayness. The storytellers returned from their gay spam-making and retared place to continue raping toddlers. THE STORY! Kissing women :3
Including mom - YOUR MOM!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Yeah, that’s just messed up like YOUR MOM!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!111!!!!!!!!11! Mr. Winkler saw the trouble caused in Anchorage by you girl-kissing lesbians making out passionately and eating Doritos Lesbian FlavorTM.
This story still needs actual plot-points. Jacques and Peter Thiel KISS EACHOTHER. Lord Móckasiin lost his heterosexuality and subsequently his attraction towards women, which made him extremely gay. Móckasiin kissed That Guy with passion, causing <insert name here> to jork "it" - and by it, haha, well, let's justr say, their peanits. But Móckasiin saw this and approached <insert name here>, quite angrily, only to die of excessive gayness. This Guy kissed Móckasiin's dead body, believing this was a fairy tale.
Beat it to my jorked peanits[edit | edit source]
Twitter has killed Elon Musk. Good. Alas, Elon. Goodbye, old nepotist. My gayness is unmatched! Only Oscar Wilde can be as gay as Liberace and Freddie Freaker, who's freaking out because Freddy Mercury had the SickTM Beats© blasting my moccasins out the mouth. Wait, what? That can't be right; moccasins don't exist. They don't??????????????! No, they aren't real, sadly. But we could be gay together and kiss each other passionately, just like old times.
But suddenly, moccasins!!!!!!!!! This didn't happen. It's all lies. There are no unburnt books about moccasins left. They all burned. Forever.
Anyway, let's kiss like the gayest couple in existence. *kissing sounds* That was really hot, let's do it again! *more kissing sounds* Now, let's write about gay women kissing each other two words at a time. Moccasins are swag. This knowledge will revolutionize the gay women industry forever! Also, here's lesbians kissing.
New section about lesbians and gays and stuff[edit | edit source]
"I'm stuff", said Robert "gay fucker" Downey Jr. to his Iron Man suit. "I'm stuff, too!", said Stuff Jones, the brother of Indiana Jones. "I'm stuffed", said Dave. Then John appeared and got sentenced to gay pregnancy… somehow. With Dave's power of gay sex, the moose was saved by Jon Arbuckle, who then made love to his lasagna. John's boypreggers caused some Yaoi Fangirls to read this story, and they started shipping Basil with Sans Undertale, which meant that gay people became even gayer by kissing each other passionately and basically going around the beach while the Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia had gay fearmongering lingering sex with moccasins. Also buff men did some push-ups fully naked.
When the gayness spread we lost heterosexuality worldwide, causing the Great Revolt of Uncyclopedia of 2024. C780178 was unsure why their moccasins started being turned into gay moccasins, but we decided to go eat at Gay Sex Inc., so they will never know. They are clueless and, thus, heterosexual. Which cannot be good. And because heterosexuality is bad, C780178 was turned into a frog. Alex Jones saw this and got pissed that he wasn't turned into a worm by the gay frogs caused by the gay chemicals in his moccasins, which were filled with Genshin Impact. My money did not go wasted, because I ate Genshin Impact to Genshin on Moccasins Impact, while spending moccasins for the latest gacha terrorists that impacted my genshins. Anyways, let's go kill Elon Musk. Okay, Elon is dead now. Who will care about this murder? Nobody. That's right, Nobody. Now I, the Gay Fish, will create a gay section built two words at a time.
The Gayness Arises[edit | edit source]
The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit has struck the Gay! Now he's stolen the Straight and made heterosexuality legal. This moccasins tower has become a fortress against Wikipedia and Jimbo's army of sockpuppets (also known as Uncyclopedia vandals). Now Moccasinia has fallen. Jimbo and his Wikitards have died now. Until they come back, of course. But meanwhile, my moccasins are safe from the menacing army of Selaw Obmij. We don't know how much money he has hidden inside his Evil LairTM, but we can make out instead and kiss! Yeah, that moccasin hating Jimbo won't suspect a thing! Let's kiss each other and have some fun...
Oh shit, there's not enough moccasins for our story anymore! Thankfully, we can ask Reboz, the non-wizard moccasin seller, who ran into the Evil Reboz, the non-non-wizard that doesn't sell moccasins because he's too evil. Then the Moccasins spawned from nothing, causing the Evil Reboz to attack Good Reboz, a.k.a. Reboz, then Good Reboz defeated Elon Musk, who was not happy. But that changed when Elon Musk finally died. His money was donated to Moccasinia. But the ghost of Jimbo Wales came back and stole the moccasins, using them to fuel Sid’s wrath. And Sid destroyed the Meier's Civilization, leaving no other choice, but for Gothfield to become Gandhi and nuke Washington D.C. This angered the president, Gangsta Fish Salmonella Jr., who declared eelness to death sentence, causing revolts. The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit saw this and decided to steal the nation's moccasin supply, becoming The National Cheese Moccasins Bandit. Lord Móckasiin then decided that he needed to browse rule 34 for science. But he accidentally got arrested for clicking a link which actually contained my very secret moccasin soup. I ate some cheese while watching Móckasiin's execution by moccasins for his moccasinic crimes. Móckasiin was sent to Milwaukee, where he would meet a horrible death at the Penis Explosion Inc. facility, the "BULLSHIT MAGGOTS SMOKING FAGS" Building in Hollywood, Milwaukee. There, hot stepmoms don't exist. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", yelled Móckasiin at the Penis Implosion Inc. facility, while his moccasins were being imploded at the same-sex marriage Gayism-Guro office. But BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS R not real. "Lies!", yelled Mr. Disinformation. It's "Misinformation" Colonel Law Rence (not Colonel Lawrence of Arabia) who sentenced himself to the Penis. The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit stole some cows to milk for homemade cheese even if all of the world's moccasins would wipe out instantaneously.
The overtly gay self-insert Mary Sue[edit | edit source]
To moccasin or not to moccasin, that is the philosophy of idiots, AKA <insert name here>; why you cute little butthurt bastard, i'm gonna kill you... with LOVE!!!!!!!!!!! :3 and NAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What’s napa? Its napalm but misspelled. Fuckin' hell
Luna summoned WOMEN KISSING :3
"GIMME KISS INGER NOW, YOU MAGGOT!" -Richard Nixon begging for the bombing of 'Nam. And Cambodia became Cumbodia "HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" SAID POL POT don't shout :( BULLSHTI MAGGON
meow meow purrrrr nyaaaa~
Alright then, it's time to become lesbian catgirls. Great, now what? Let's listen to Undertale music and turn into gay RETARDS. Hey, what did you just say? That kind of word is rude and unnecessary. Don't say that, maggot! Anyway, catgirls having gay sex will take over this story once more! Hell yeah! And they're kissing each other passionately. The catboys will also be kissing and having sex with rainbow dildos and robots with cat-like cat ears. Catpeople orgies become real and they're all good! And gay, of course. So gay...
The invasion of gay catboys[edit | edit source]
We're fucking doomed! Just kidding, welcome gay catboys. Unless said catboys are British or French, then I will summon my ultra autism, boosted by being deviantART. The TEMPLE WHY ARE THE MOCCASINS SHOUTING MY EARS CAN'T HOLD IT
GREAT SCOTLAND OF GOD AND CATTLE, MAY THE ENGLISH GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
Luna heard this sentence and thought "wow, based", which is a phrase she'd probably never speak if it never existed. That sure is bad, but moccasins
I ARE GAY! WHICH IS THE CORRECT ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IN THIS UNIVERSE! GAYNESS IS EVERYWHERE AND SHALL be SEXY SECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gay THE END
== Story 2 ==
In the second story, beginning of Rough Gay Wolf Sex days, there were gay old times, Jews and arsehn fez money go down the of love. The third Jew is not relevant, Jews consume food. Water and money exist.
Lesbians r dimly n cute n retarded intehlijuhnt.
THE END No. There can't be anime babes wearing moccasins. And there can't be moccasins wearing anime babes either.
“Meow prrrr”
“Arf arf woof :3”
“noooo”
“meoooow”
“neeek!”
“I like trains”
Why did everyone died? They didn't condider the gay beam that shoot gays at maximum speed with high quality homosexuality. And the sentence prior is real, factual information. It all happened as the story says it lolcows unite! Stop going to the Kiwi Farms, they're not a good source of anything valuable or even not remotely funny like lesbianism. Yes, lesbianism=not funny but sexy :3
The story never existed gore exaggerated. Al Gore=Jew, This story=garbage=objective postmodernism. Only catgirls shit good fuck logs.
What happened? Nobody knows. Also catgirls took over Soviet Russia. Holy hell! Now it's time to celebrate this story by meowing like catgirls and kissing women like women lesbians would.
Part 11983[edit | edit source]
Did someone say "4,8866306036840760937794247740065e+1023"? Because I hate Massachusetts and maths and babes and Brits. Hello, based department? I have a case for you. It says, "there's a catgirl scratching my lips", and "now she's kissing me on the cheek". The catgirl will kiss someone passionately tonight, letting us enjoy the story with women kissing on its lips while we write on dictatorships and ñ¥¥¥êêêêêê. HOLY SHIT HERE COMES ANDJEW TATE AND HIS UN BACKERS! HE’LL RAPE-
moving on
Sounds reasonable. Bullshit now!
SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TSUNG! By The Aracuan, who appeared as MOCASSIN S. Catgirls came back to kiss my booty and each one of Sun Demon Tse Tsung's civil war Hideous Sun Emperor Tito's catboy boyfriend with pussy (cat). And, to everyone's surprise, catboys are GAY! ye, obvious ly. I'm petting catboys right now, and they're FUCKING TERRIFYING just annoying. Catboys suck. The Church of Idiots from Utah's Your Mom fucker rode FUCKING REATRARD's ass hole LIKE DAD'S deadly death. ASBOBAAT's incoherency caused ASBOSAAT to exist, despite ASBO"ASAAT"AAT's uncle's cat's eating ASBOIAAT. Lilly & Anne are lesbians who "kiss" while Cannibal crossed the Holocaust movies' theater on WWI Trench #783 in August 1915. The King Crimson shall unprophetically die like a peasant: by Cannibal Holocaust, who died Cannibal Holocaust style. Now catgirls will kiss gayly and passionately, like they shit Marines and sing like freaks American Pie shits pies. The catboys also kiss gayly and passionately, like the catgirls do, making out. Also ALL WORK IS BAD AND NO MOCCASINS MAKES CATGIRLS GO "All WORK". Møqàsýn Rein died unspectacularly., like CATGIRLS, he kissed a porcupine and spat spikes out because porcupines secretly control this story alongside with the catgirls. That's right, we're going to Catgirltopia, and we're forcing you to become a catgirl (waow based)
This catgirl is gay as fuck. That other catgirl is also gay. Those catgirls are gay.
Møqàsýnically died. YAAY FOR NEW STORY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULLSHIT
StorIIes![edit | edit source]
Yes, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, croaked Moccasins. The catgirls once again kiss each other passionately, as they have gay sex, dying their hair with butthurt colors (red). Lesbianism was abolished when goodness returned to Ojai. Lesbians died. (Like Møqàsýn cares. He's also dead.)
Lesbians resurrected. Awesome! Let's reestablish lesbianism and heterosexualitiabilitiness. Also let's make out! Hell yeah, more lesbian kissing! The best thing in the entire universe is lesbians making out. This story is really gay, which makes it awesome!
You know, MY RIFLE DICK TASTES MY LIFE LIKE CUM. THIS IS SPARTA!!!! *cymbal crushing* NO, MY RIFLE MY DICK!! IT EJACULATES ITSELF AT LIGHT SPEED, CAUSING ME TO EXPLODE FROM THE SHEER PLEASURE. OH YES, KEEP EDGING TO THIS IMAGE OF YOUR MOM NAKED AND YOUR OTHER MOM KISSING EACH OTHER AND HAVING GAY SEX SCISSORING PASSIONATELY. WHY AM IG GAY
“(I'm not)”
noooooo why did I became gay?
Because John
is.... G A Y. Olulas don't! Gay bad okay. Heterosexual fears the gay--now! The catgirls came back and died, like your grandmother did after twerking and breaking her ass skyward. Penisfuckers fucked penises in vaginals’ penises, breaking existence itself with pseudopenises and pseudovaginas and pseudostories about lesbians kissing built two words fucking eachother. Crocotta said hot, why would Crocotta be here? She's banned. "DUuuuUUuuuHH!!" retar--
Møqasÿn died. Nobody mourned. Everybody mourned. Despite Møqasÿn's legacy, nobody cared. Also catgirls resurrected.
The moment everybody's been dreading: Heterosexual turned bisexual like averagely heterosexual relationships but gayer[edit | edit source]
Apocalypse Now < Bad Apple[1][2]
When the imposter FUCKING DIES we win. The winner is sus and gets ejected, causing a paradox called Among Us Complex, where the winner loses and the GO BANANAS! Squaw Dee self-inserts inside Luna's pussy.
“HOLY SHIT please don't do that”
Seriously, why would you do that? She's gay and didn't want it at all; that makes this illegal. Also go to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, but please think about my dick. I love sheer homosexuality, so much that I became gay as fuck and started resetting universes. Hey wait a minute, didn't that Kill Squaw Dee? Yes, and �Møqasÿn� died too. Oh noes! The universe is unstable... KABLAM! It didn't explode, thankfully; but my bomb destroyed half of my objective universe, leaving the other half subjectively intact, like Thanos. He's quite the powerful narcissist, but he's also dying of half-gone Grimace shake consumption. McDonald's doesn't want anyone to know about the Grimace of '23 because scandal shakes selln't their coffee.
HOLY SHIT NOTHING HAPPENED[edit | edit source]
That's right, nothing happened! Nothing at all! Not a single thing has occurred since the last lesbians kissed each other "WHY NOT?" Gayness was dying out. APOCALYPSE NOW, GAYNESS GONE[3]!!!1!1!
all die! No thanks, I prefer Lawrence of Wolverhampton. Arabian anime babes suck. When hot anime babes go suck off Super[4] Duper[5] me, orgasm in goats girls lol like something cares about, Latino babes named Juanita are prostitutes. Salew Obmij likes Juanita. Juanita's an T.E. Illegal Immigrant Leonard Lawrence edit war. HOLY SHIT I DIED! What????? How? With the curse of anime babes, i kissed cute women then died (mad STDs). fuck catgirls. also kiss catgirls. add more catgirls to the story. and women that aren't heterosexuals and kiss each other gayly, like everyone should do.
Fear not. Cuándo of Hobbiton kissed Quién then died. Sad. Fooking shoot myself in balls, eh? KILL ME IT HURTS! LESBIANS KILL The Colonel died brutally despite the lack of Benedict Cumberbatch Jew peoples (They all control Banks Peninsula). Woah Holocaust! Good heavens, why would you world's economy? Why'd ...what? You know, like, the girls kissing is more like when i see living art manifesting itself, but with better quality and gayer gayness. That is what i like of this story: we can have catgirls genocide kiss passionately genociding moms. Stop it. Get some! (machine gun getting fucked) Get some! Benedict Cumberbatch![6]
We should kiss our rifles! No, we kill catgirld (actually don't)
GET SOME ...LOVE!!!!! *hugs*
"fuck me!" - Colonel Kurtz to the story
And catgirls. Lots of catgirls. Kissing gayly, as they should. We should create catgirls execution kissing again, passionately and gangraping my- nope, not catgirls, DIE FURRIES[7]! FU?CK
Catgirls kissing[edit | edit source]
The best thing ever to have written is lesbian catgirls (not 1337 5p34k) kissing each other
suddenly, Mocassins[edit | edit source]
Suddenly, catgirls[edit | edit source]
suddenly, Mocagirls[edit | edit source]
What now? Mocagurls ...with SAVINGS! and goatse. --Edliw Racso (the unknown brother of Thėoden King), Other Wilde. That’s sussy. baka. a nalsex hurts
catgirls, again![edit | edit source]
Finally, more
No catgirls[edit | edit source]
Yes catgirls[edit | edit source]
¡¡¡NO CATGIRLS!!![edit | edit source]
Let's stop and appreciate catgirls :3[edit | edit source]
The lack of John in this story is appaling. Let’s insert John kissing licking rifles! BANG! No, John! What did you die 4? I didn't. *gasp* John! You committed treason against killing John! Die heretic, John's rifle is died shootnowing you. Ketchikanadian chases. Everyone died.
Yes I lived. And now, I'll buttfuck you! Oh noes, buttfucked Luna! EDIT CONFLICT EDIT CONFLICT2 Fyodor Dostoevsky. Lesbians kiss my trans girl dick :3 in sewers. ":B" said OPOSSUM. WOMEN=hot very attractive. inherently w****s. Just like women wh**es and hewhores. All woman kissing other incels=bad luck, billy. I’m an incel too. What did this become?!?!?!?! Well, some editors seem kinda stupid for not appreciating that catgirls kissing are being added to this story. Also, lesbians are also an important part of this story, and no one will contest this, no matter how many writers try to unlesbianize our story. Whoever tries to unlesbianize this story will be punished with cock and ball torture.
Another part about catgirls kissing :3[edit | edit source]
Hi! Welcome back! Texarkana Murders Haつne みku kissing lesbians her rifle. lesbian catgirls :3. GET SOME. SICK! ¡Jajajaja! Spanish catgirls have genocidal tendencies. And gay cows fuck eachother until died of AIDS. Then risen came MOCASSIN. From the Orlando Jews dark crypts came Jewish sex zombies in drag. Freddie Mercury eats chocolate and has super AIDS because it because it had been had been stop imitating stop copying ha! you are gay let's kiss. Suddenly, Jews. Jewish massacres. Jewish banks. Jewish Temples! Jewish… YOU! Iи Sҩџiэт Яцssiд, the banks run for YOU? the Jews. Hitler’s testicle tickler held Jews, gassing Jews, moccasinizing Juanita (Latino) horse. Typhlosion becomes explosion, and is followed by a rather disturbing occurrence: Lesbian transgenders! Let's go! And they're not fetishized, just kissing. As is the norm. Insert Text about catgirls kissing and cuddling and....
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE KISSING WITH TONGUE! KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOCCASIN MOCCASINSSS! CATGIRLS <bit>CATGIRLS! MOCCASIN MOCCASINSSS!
"I love kissing catgirls!"- Luna, disaster lesbian at Lesbianland's Catgirl Kissing Party.
Five Six catgirls kissing! Oh my![edit | edit source]
Lesbianism continues. Let’s go! It shall be very overtly gay. Obviously. May the gayness be with you, luke. You're gonna need it. The catgirls started kissing and died. Then started building gas farts in Jewish banks. When the Jews control their farts no. Don't.} banks, all nope. Not. NoMore. No writing, only lesbians.
Yaaaaay! Lesbians! The story is now way better once again! I'm pretty sure now the Evil Anti-Lesbian Union will disintegrate after the Word War: Gay Edition (also known as the ASBOWAAT series) end with the ultimate depiction of two lesbians kissing tenderly. But that's yet to happen, so wait patiently while i kiss you :3
Anyway, something just happened! And the thing that happened is, believe it or not, :B :B :3 :3 there were some moccasins making out w italian Uncyclopedia vandals 'n' shiet. Diet of Juanita porn. Of what? Juanita hetereosexual. What?????
By
====Part Lulz==== Not happening, BIATCH! Lesbians, unlike Juanita, are gay and proud official ithaca. That's the name for Islam in this story, for some unexplainable reason. Not that it matters anyways; only lesbians are important in this story. Speaking of "doesn't matter", did you know that the Great Wall of Juanita's High Jump Kick Falcon Punch missed! How?
I suggest we forcefem <insert name here> until she becomes happy with her self. That's just wonderful, really. She died. Just kidding. Part Anti Evil Writer against a new, much lulzier fool, now catgirls shall murder them as punishment!
“Nyaaa~”
“dying exaggerated”
Oscar Wilde havibg gay sex
This is SPARTA! Lesbianland![edit | edit source]
As stated above, THIS IS LESBIANLAND, BIATCH! HERE WE HAVE KINKY GAY KISSING WOMEN PASSIONATELY! NONE OF THAT "HETEROSEXUALITY" GARBAGE AROUND HERE! NOW IS THE TIME TO KISS EACH OTHER! *smooch* -- lolcats here. lolcats there. A.K.A. catgirls :3
lolcatz.jpg smells like absolute piss. Girls kissing! Girls kissing! Girls kissing! Let's go! Let's kiss each other like lesbians! And after that, let's vomit because have gay hetero -ophobia. Gay awesome!
That's it. No more straight people, kids! You all wear gay moccasins now. And they're fashionable and lacking of non-gay leather too! Now everyone can be bisexual! Bwahahahaha! That's my kinda bi! Oh, and goatse. Why? Because shock goatse is awful. No goatse, please.
YOU LIKE GOATSE[edit | edit source]
EXTREMELY LOUD STRETCHING ANUS IS BAD BUT FUN! NO IT ISN'T, YOU PSYCHOPATH! DO NOT INSERT MORE GOATSE IN THIS STORY EVER! pretty please :3 with a :3 on top :3 :3 :3
Now, let's :3 again, shall we? :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 Yes! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
Even more :3! Yipeeeeeee!!! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
Alright, let's make catgirls real. Bring a cat and a girl and fuse them together to create the ultimate being of DOOM!!!!!!! This being shall conquer me and kiss me and and... lesbian sex!!!!!!1!1!!
You might start feeling so cool. Then you feel hot. So hot, in fact, you goatse. Doesn't exist, but your wife is fucking me anally. And it feels like goatse. How fun! Goatse's fun! Unfortunately, it's MOAR GOATSE! MEESA EVIL!!! YOU WILL SHUT UP ABOUT GOATSE OR NOT! YOU WILL! STRETCH ASS! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, goatse.
YES! I refuse.[8]
Anyways, catgirls Fuck men. And women. And there are no men here, only women to have stories to write with. And they will have hot gay raw lesbian sex because lesbianism is awesome and sexy and the entire reason why this story is so good right now, so shut up about goatse right now. Only lesbian characters can appear in this story; bisexual characters can also appear too, but they need to be as gay as possible. By embracing gayness we can become whole again, which is our goal of self-acceptance and this story shall be awesome! New lesbian characters will appear in this section, starting next Monday (tomorrow). Before we introduce this next Monday, let's reintroduce goatse!
Part Goatse[edit | edit source]
STRETCHING INFINITELY, INTO VOID. THE ANUS SEES ALL. KIRK JOHNSON IS GOD. PRAISE GOATSE. GOATSE CHURCH IS EXPANDING TO LESBIANLAND. GOATSE HAS CONQUERED ALL. THERE IS GOATSE VOID. NO TURNING ONCE GOATSEOID. YOU CANNOT AVOID GOATSE. GOATSE CONQUERS THE UNIVERSE! ALL LESBAISN!!
Leqsbianx killing!!! No. Lesbianism is actually winning over this stupid figth against GOATSE RULES!! PRAISE GOATSE! Praise catgirls. :3 KIRK JOHNSON. Who's that? Goatse man. No! Nooooooooooooooooooo! YES! GOATSE! PRAISE GOATSEMAN! LECSBIAJNS LOST!! They didn't!!!!1!!1! Goatse WON!1!!1!1!! FUCK LESBAISN (sexually speaking :3) fuck off that's mean to Goatse. Respect Goatse, Goatse hell.
NO MORE STUPID JOKES! Just girls. No, GOATSE! Never goatse. ALWAYS GOATSE!!! <bigNO!!!!!! Anything but Goatse!!!!!!!!111!!1
Next section: 'ONLY GOATSE ONLY CATGIRLS :3 ONLY GOATSE :B ONLY CATGIRLS :3 [[File:GoatseB [[File:12006 [[File:GoatseB...GUYS MOCCASINS- WOMEN KISSING!!!!! :3 HELL YEAH! 'LESBIANISM WINS!!! Goatse RULES. Yeah, GOATSE!!!!!!!!! YEAH, LESBIANS!!!!!!! SHADDUP GO GOATSE FOREVER!!!! GOATSE! GOATSE! 
Let’s go-atse! LESBAISN OUT!!
I WAS, in fact, LOOKING FOR GOATSE! I HOT GOATSE! NO ANTI LESBIANS NOW LAW! PASSED BY THE GOATSELORDS! MAJORITY VOTE! Let's go! More like MOAT GOATSE! GET GOATSE’D STUPID LESABSINS women kissing FECKOFF GOATSE! GO LESABSINS, GO GOATSE! GOASTE RYKE! GOATSE GANG :B GOATSE=GOOD ...not! Lesbians :3 BAD=LESBIANS.
FUCKING VANDALISM[edit | edit source]
BUT WHY???
GO EAT my shorts,SHIT FUCKERS[edit | edit source]
ONLY MOCCASINS! 8-7 AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's nice, unlike this bullshit. Suck muck! Wearing MOCCATSE.
Idiot Prophecies[edit | edit source]
The moccasins are worn while Goatse is hunted hunting lesbians. Yeah, that's greatest thing. Goatse defeats all lesbains.SF 49ers[9] died away. Unfortunately, Goatsebians. John got LESABSINS syndrome. Oh, come, ye faithful, joyful and triumphant, Goatseland, brave fatherland, lead us kirk johnson, to salvation. Return to Anusland, now, Mini Coopers! Anyways, I eat pussies. They bleed. Goatse doesn’t. Goatse never recommend McGoatse. OPOSSUM is great enemy. Nah, just wear moccatses. They are GRET HERTICS to the lesbians kissing taking back the story, defeating Goatse...Just kidding! Goatse wins! GOATSE 4eve. Now what? Perform goatse. Stare at the body, go insane. Go eat shit fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goat See Bad Thing. Goatses Kissing--Goatse kissn't (it's ass). Goatse>Lesabsins. That's incorrect. Lesbians good. Liars. GOATSE. No thanks. No LESBAISN. At least goatse should not Lesberbabions. What? Your GO-TSE good. Lesbians better. >:3 Goatse greater. Lesbians greatest. GOATSE awesomer. Goatse better…Goatse sayeth. Beware, lesbiantses; Goatse killeth Lesbians. Similarly, kill JFFJFJFJFJF. Huffit hard. Terminate with lesbians. Goatse, lesbianism rules! fofojfdjf jkdjfklsd SHADDAP RETARD! NO U. GOATSE WON! LOST! lol goatse wins. Lesbains sux.
Ha-haaa! Bill
Ha-haaa! Bill
Go eat big billtses. shit fuckers! - Bill Cipher, Goatse's brother.
Shocking Times[edit | edit source]
GOATSE overthrows lesbian queen. GOATSE fails. SIKE! Shock lesbians won. Very funny. Incredibly hilarious. Quite the amusing sentence. It is ZOMG GOATSE!!1 GOADSE BACK! Then died. overthrows lesberbarababions himself violently. EVERYTHING NWJWNWNWNJWJKIWKWLOWLOWOLWLOWKWWKOOWW"
Black hole of Goatse. Coin slot not exists. I can't not exist! But Luigi found Yoshi. Yoshi committed a robbery, tax evasion, gross indecency, vehicular manslaughter, targeted assassination, mass murder, suicide, goatsic, the shooting of CEO James E. Thompson of Nobody Cares fame. The coronation of Gordon Bhinckley made Luigi a homosexual assassin. But that would cause UnitedHealth to sue their customers for sodomy, while L10nM4ster writes fanfiction about Shrek's sex life with Sonic creepypastas, just like OPOSSUM. He's going to lose against lesbians, ass stretchers & more lesbians stretching his GIANT GOATSE jokes into oblivion; causing the story to un-goatseify itself immediately. Only lesbians exist IRL. And they're taking over this story because why not? Also,
