Neko
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Scientific classification | |
Kingdom | Animalia |
Phylum | Chordata |
Class | Mammalia |
Order | Antropoformia |
Family | Furra |
Genus | Animae |
Species | A. nekus |
A neko (猫) is a mythological creature that comes from the island of Japan. A breed of furries, nekos are relatives of the kitsunes, with which they share several traits such as their cuteness and their need for a romantical partner.
The name neko is often translated into English as catgirl, in the case of female nekos, or catboys, in the case of male ones.
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
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Like every other known species belonging to the furries, nekos have similar characteristics to those found in the homo sapiens species, but also shares several traits found in different mammals – in this case, those of a cat. As a result, their body is very similar to human anatomy, but have huge eyes, a fluffy tail, and cat ears.
A perplexing characteristic of catgirls and catboys is that they have not one but two pairs of ears: one pair of ears come from each side of their head, and resembles a human's ears; while another pair of ears come from the top of their head, which resembles a cat's ears. This has vexed scientists around the world, who wonder what kind of mutation had to take place in the neko's evolution to bring this rather strange physical trait.
Behaviour[edit | edit source]
Nekos have the tendency to act rather playful and cute. Nekos have a characteristical mating call, which often sounds like nyaaaaa~
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Spread over the world[edit | edit source]
Originally, catgirls and catboys were found only in Japan; however, in recent years, they have been spreading to the rest of the world.
Relationship with humans[edit | edit source]
The neko species are always in danger by the stalking of local humans. However, these humans do not try to hunt or kill the neko; rather, they have hot, raw sex with them against the neko's will. This is as a result of a legal loophole: because they look like humans, it doesn't count as zoophilia; but because they're not humans, they do not have human rights, meaning that they can be freely fucked without their consent. On top of that, their cuteness factor and child-like wonder make them easy targets for perverted weaboos.
Several organizations, such as People for the Ethical Treatment of Antropomorphic Animals, have denounced this immoral practice; however, few people have taken action.
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