Talk:A story built two words at a time

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And when we though the saga was over, a new one emerged... DaniPine3 (talk) 01:56, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in...--ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:12, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

What happened?

WTF happened to this page? It has turned from a normal story into women kissing. wtf man – Preceding unsigned comment added by My Face Is Beautiful (talk • contribs)

I'm not sure. Suddenly we're writing about women kissing, i guess. 15:45, 29 July 2024 (UTC)

I think it was the best outcome, honestly... DaniPine3 (talk) 15:48, 29 July 2024 (UTC)

Well, I think not. User:My Face Is Beautiful 20:36, 30 July 2024 (UTC)

Why? DaniPine3 (talk) 00:39, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but it's not really much of a story anymore. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:36, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

I don't think any of these pages are much of a story anymore, to be honest. 13:19, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

A story built one image at a time and A story built one sentence at a time have somewhat of a story. --Fenris2010 (talk) 13:38, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, but that's because people there have a tad more of freedom to expand their ideas, allowing for a more coherent story. Look how the most coherent of the stories is A story built one paragraph at a time, where people have a whole paragraph for them to build upon. In contrast, look in A story built one word at a time and A story built one time at a word, where coherence is rather lacking. And don't get me started in A story built one word at a time and A story built one byte at a time, where most strings of characters don't even look like words -let alone like existing words. As you can see, the coherence of A story built one x at a time-type of stories depends on the freedom people have to build their ideas. Here, where you can place two words rather than only one, the story does have a bit more of coherence, but lacks any possibility to have an actual plotline.
Besides, girls kissing are cool. And so is gayness in general. I see no problem in the "story" being about this. DaniPine3 (talk) 14:08, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

It could be possible to make a plotline. I don't think it lacks possibility. You could easily make a coherent story using just two words at a time. Same with the other "A story built one x at a time"s. Fenris2010 (talk) 20:35, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

Yes, but that requires that the people writing the story are co-operating to actually write something coherent, and that will probably never happen. 13:29, 1 August 2024 (UTC)

True. Fenris2010 (talk) 13:33, 1 August 2024 (UTC)

Can we make it a rule that you can’t mention Goatse, catgirls or lesbians on this page?

Look at all the vandalism and edit wars we’ve started (somehow DaniPine is the biggest offender, I almost trouted him) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:44, 25 November 2024 (UTC)

It’s worth for Goatse.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 00:45, 25 November 2024 (UTC)

Well, you guys certainly haven’t backed down with the lesbians, so I’ll continue with Goatse. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 15:07, 9 January 2025 (UTC)

Which side are you on?

The war commences

You voted for "Goatse" on 24 January 2025 at 14:17. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Goatse

2

Lesbians

2

I want to revoke my vote

There were 4 votes since the poll was created on 01:36, 24 January 2025.

poll-id 6C6987A9B8A511BB5E926FF1CB07CD54

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:36, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

cheating

@OPOSSUM: I thought I was playing by the rules, but I've realized that rule #4 says "No changing the existing story (e.g adding cosmetics or links or other things), just add on from the end", which means that i was actually cheating the whole time. that's why I must admit, "sorry for cheating" :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:19, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I'm thinking to make a truce between the Lesbians and the Goatses. I know I rejected it before but after realizing I've been cheating this whole time I've actually stopped to think about it. Perhaps it's time to leave this pesky fight and write an actual story as the name of the page says. So are you willing to make a truce between both teams and create the Goatsebians? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:59, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Tell Colonel Kurtz about the truce. I’m all for the truce. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:00, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I have a funny feeling he won't be that much into it... even though my idea for the truce isn't banning bith lesbians and goatse feom the story, rather than simply add other things to it that doesn't make it so repetitive. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:04, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

Honestly would like to see other things. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:18, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

I just learned something

The word "and" can make the following words:

• and
• dna
• nda (by reading this text, you sign a non-disclosure-agreement to not tell anyone to not to read the text in the brackets, or give any reason not to.)
• adn
• dan(Ipine3)
• nad(da)

L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:13, 26 January 2025 (UTC)