User:Turb0-Sunrise/Turb0pedia/Turb0

Turb0

A wild Turb0. That's only half his length in the black box, by the way. He folded it back on itself.

A Turb0 is a... creature... from anywhere in Boston. Notable Uncyclopedia user Turb0-Sunrise has the power to control all Turb0s.

Origin

“Every time a bell rings, a Turb0 gets it's ding! Dong.”

– Oscar Wilde on Turb0s

The birth appearance of a Turb0 is one of the strangest processes in the universe. Every time the Boston Red Sox hit a home run, a Turb0 appears and hits a Yankees fan with a brick.

Quotes

“YANKEES SUCK!”

– Turb0 on anything