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The last person to edit was Alula!

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yeah 23:38, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

fuck thee royally. _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 23:42, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

no 00:15, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

normal conversation (sequel)

can we have a REGULAR, normal conversation gergdown, eh (talk) 00:12, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

no _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 00:28, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

i see the enigmatic exploding glowing signature + random dot for some reason is echoing my statement into hallways it has no business being in 00:32, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

what _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 00:40, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Soviet (talk) 15:35, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

Boobs

Boobs Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:24, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

Boobs _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 01:28, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

Boobs (lets make this a chain) Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)} 19:51, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

Boobs — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:18, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

FUCK YOU BUFFALO

SUCK IT _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 03:28, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

Who decides when to archive?

Do you archive when the page gets to a certain length or what? Soviet (talk) 19:52, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

yes, but not really. i archive it when i feel like the page is too long, and that's about it 21:19, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

Okay Soviet (talk) 21:36, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

holy shit vancouverite sojourn is almost done !!!!

holy shit !!! gergdown, eh (talk) 22:14, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

sidenote: 5000 edits yay gergdown, eh (talk) 22:45, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

dear heavens

my friend has gone insane and is now completely obsessed with roblox forsaken (she hasn't even played it) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:34, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

there's nothing you can do. she's beyond saving at this point (i haven't played forsaken either) 12:39, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

water moccasins.

look what i made _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 12:34, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

Was this made is MS paint? Soviet (talk) 15:31, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

almost. google slides. I prefer it for stuff like putting images on top of images _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 15:42, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

you used footwear to create this image? 16:07, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

yeah i used moccasins. _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 18:01, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

I made one too! Soviet (talk) 18:59, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

Teh Epik War: W*kipedia VS Uncyclopedia!

Who do you think will win? Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 15:41, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

I think Uncyclopedia. Soviet (talk) 15:42, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

Vancouverite Sojourn (and, to extension, Vancouver) in Make it to Ketchikan is done.

Holy shit. That was long.

You may play it here.

gergdown, eh (talk) 16:03, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

I’ll try it out Soviet (talk) 16:29, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise:

any bits of OTB needing music? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:24, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

umm no im making a new song soon _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 17:26, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

okay well I might make one in a few hours 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:27, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

how much of it will be breakcore with public domain sounds 18:50, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

alulas vanity section #2

this remains to this day the best picture i've ever made for anything ever. and the worst part is that i probably got his personality completely wrong in it too 20:38, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

18:08, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

group meowing starts in 15 minutes 19:18, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

meow meow meow _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 19:36, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

you were too late. sentenced to four days in the catnip factory 20:11, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

cool, drugs! _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 20:39, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

no, you can't have any 20:46, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

haha, what was that? man, things are getting all funky here... is that a giant spinning dildo? _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 20:52, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

group rehab starts in four seconds 12:47, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

no _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 12:47, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

participation is mandatory 15:00, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

mandatory my ass _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 15:08, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

failure to participate will result in extermination of sportsball forever 16:36, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

sportsball is ass. i prefer ice bowling _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 16:45, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

oh, also the entirety of New England will be nuked 19:17, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

not if i nuke Norway first _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 13:23, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

you're not the one in charge of the nuke button 15:03, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

neither are you _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 15:16, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

have you ever heard of Special:Nuke before? 17:03, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

actually i dont know if i have before but i vaugely remember it _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:05, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

do you know who has the ability to use it? 17:10, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

the king's chariot cannot be stopped 19:49, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

uh admins, it says it on the page _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:51, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

it says what on what page 19:58, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

the nuke page. log out and go to the page. it says something like: haha, you cant use this, only admins and sysadmins can _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:00, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

oh. yeah that seems about right 20:01, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

Warning: may contain sensitive or eye-torturing content.

no comment 06:31, 11 October 2025 (UTC) even less of a comment (poor ip man) KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 11:56, 11 October 2025 (UTC) turb0 this is the second time you've shown me this picture 15:06, 11 October 2025 (UTC) im doing it to fuck with schism KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:09, 11 October 2025 (UTC) i don't think schism regularly reads my vanity section 15:11, 11 October 2025 (UTC) 20:35, 11 October 2025 (UTC) 06:57, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

STOP HITTING ME WITH THESE GOTHS DUDE Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)}

no one's forcing you to look at this section 09:14, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

But people have to scroll through the section. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:07, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

what about the table of contents? can't people just use that? 19:52, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

i use the table of contents all the time (also thanks for rollbacker) _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:55, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

i just found out that the collapsible box doesn't work when viewing this forum on mobile. which means that anyone scrolling through this section on their phones will have to see all of the gothfield images 16:05, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

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Forum:Last person to edit wins 23:06, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

yes _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:13, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

23:31, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

HA! YOU FAIL AT THUMBNAILING! _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:34, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

no, i consciously didn't choose to do that 06:03, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

Turn on advanced mode in settings for more features. Soviet (talk) 16:12, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

how about just not using the mobile skin to begin with? i do that on my phone all the time 16:14, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

How do you use skins on mobile? They never work for me. Soviet (talk) 16:16, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

You can't use skins on mobile. that is unless you click "Desktop" on the very bottom of the page, then it will take you to desktop mode where skins work fine. If you press Mobile view under the page, it will take you to mobile mode again where you cant use skins. Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)} 16:54, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

i mean... yes, but the mobile view very specifically uses the minerva skin (which you can enable on PC through settings. not recommended to do, it's absolute garbage) 17:12, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

as an italian, this picture makes me confused Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 16:57, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

the cabbit section

20:35, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

what the fu- 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:45, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

what does this explosion entail 22:19, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

i refuse to elaborate 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:21, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

hm. okay then 22:24, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

cabbit 06:29, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

perchance 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 12:15, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

this guy should be in OTB or MITK somwhere 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 12:16, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

you say that about a lot of stuff 12:24, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

not really, i think it was one thing, and this guy looks like he would be a cool battle somewhere 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 12:25, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

we already have a fightable cabbit in MITK though. it's called minccino 12:28, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

or john could huff this and gain super ass-blasting powers 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:22, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

i'm pretty sure huffing a cabbit would be equivalent to drinking cyanide 21:16, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

or asbestos 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:21, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

Y'S BACK!!

HOLY SHIT! _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 12:00, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Cool. Also,

WAFFLES!!!

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:29, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Turb0's vanity section

Vote me for WOTM _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 18:18, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Done. Soviet (talk) 19:54, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker

Bad Motherfucker Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:30, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 21:37, 8 October 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker 07:21, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)} 16:56, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

ujhurlse

should I make an article on the doohickey corporation 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:47, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

I will 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:54, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

Ha! Ha!

Yankees are DONE! _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 14:55, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

LOL Soviet (talk) 14:56, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 15:08, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

didn't even have to have atrocious defense this time, crazy. anyways, someone tell O. Kerkering that he could have just got Pages at 1st base. DODGERS GO TO NLCS! Somebetterusername (talk) 02:16, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

Finally some sophisticated talk NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) 04:36, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

also, SUCK IT CHICAGO (blackhawks not the cubs, but the cubs can suck it even though they forced game 5) _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 10:53, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

new sig

yeah yeah new sig 🍁 gergdown 🍁 04:40, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

“Sig” what is object? NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) 04:46, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

"sig" is just a short word for signature 🍁 gergdown 🍁 04:47, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

new sig

cooler than gergs _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 11:16, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

the very tall signature 13:14, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

its the font and i dont feel like changing it _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 13:16, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

i do like it this size though and turns out i put one too many big tags _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 13:24, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

Which one is better?

You voted for "old sig" on 10 October 2025 at 20:20. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

old sig

6

new sig

2

I want to revoke my vote

There were 8 votes since the poll was created on 13:28, 10 October 2025.

poll-id D5DFBBA36F51D65D3532FD3224E2999F

hope you guys realize voting is gonna do jack shit in terms of me changing it or not _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:24, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

notise

ṃẏ—ḱệỷḃộḁṟḍ—doẹṩńț—ŵóŕķ--Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:03, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

ah fuck

gerg shitposted about it and now i changed it.

Which sig is the best?

You voted for "second one (shitty font)" on 15 October 2025 at 11:52. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

First one (algerian font)

3

second one (shitty font)

1

third one (current)

3

I want to revoke my vote

There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 23:54, 10 October 2025.

poll-id 40CAB95A6B5B0E8C62BB97EC80719C7D

_KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:54, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

honestly the algerian font was ugly as fuck and i won't go back to it _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:56, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

Introducing: Uncyclopedia: The Movie!

The movie will be directed by the founder of Uncyclopedia, and it will be an adventure movie, and Uncyclopedians such as Alula, MrX, Turb0-Sunrise, OPOSSUM, and DaniPine3 are going to be in the movie! The plot can be found here. How cool do you think this movie will be? Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)} 08:27, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

What the hell?

i wake up and theres like 50 reverts of yansik. he's grown from fucking peoples asses and is now fucking one guys mother. _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 11:59, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

fun fact: the guy whose mother he's fucking is the president of turkey 16:03, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

i saw the guys name and was like "oh cool yansik the fucker is back, and who the fuck is that turkish dude" _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:04, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

screw it i'ma make a forum about my musical journey

coming soon to someone's house

🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 14:54, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

Turb0s vanity section #2

vote for on surprisium _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:27, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

be careful what you wish for 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 15:35, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

if there are 5 crying emojis, it means turbo sunrise hates yankees 😭😭😭😭😭 Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)} 18:33, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

October 2025

Hello, I'm Teh Epik Duck. I wanted to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions have been undone because they did not appear constructive. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. If you have any questions, you can ask for assistance at the Village Dump. Thanks. Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)} 18:37, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Uncyclopedia. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Repeated vandalism may result in the loss of editing privileges. Thank you. Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)} 18:37, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize Uncyclopedia, you may be blocked from editing. Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)} 18:37, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you vandalize Uncyclope- oh, i thoguht this was the talk page of a vandal Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)} 18:37, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

IN WHAT WORLD

IS THAT A FUCKING PENALTY _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:40, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

wtf turb0 Teh Epik Duck ^{(FORZA AZZURRI!)} 06:53, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

First article

Is my first article (lucid dreaming) good? Soviet (talk) 16:26, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

maychance _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:27, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

why lingo the steam game is so good

This game gave me therapy.

What is there to say at the beginning? Why, after all the other possibilities of you spending your time, you decided to watch and look at this review? There are questions that can never be answered. However, this game is amazing due to its factors of examining the environment in many different ways, solving puzzles difficult to the regular mind, and overall giving a new perspective on the universe and society as a whole.

The layout of the puzzles, teaching you the simple base-plate of difficulty-from high to low, to wrapping it up by testing your knowledge of all the rooms, all the colours, all the gimmicks... this is an experience few people can experience.

Once spawned in, you are simply greeted with middle white panels that state simple words like "HI", "TYPE", and "THIS". Typing those in presents you to the next room, with a panel at the bottom saying "LOW" and a panel at the top stating "HI". Typing "hi" does not work, but with the context that the player has gotten with "low", the player types "high". This level of introduction is profound to me. It uses clues about height, while also talking about position!

This information alone tells the player that different positions mean different rules-expanded on by meeting the black room. Words like "STRAW" are reversed to "WARTS", "OPEN" to "CLOSE", and "CAT" to "DOG". The correlation between these panels by using simply the environment is brilliant!

Eventually you get to access a crossroad room-red, blue, yellow, or green? Each path brings you to a room representing that colour.

Red is simple to understand, especially with the first panel. You can use context that the first panel will always be "OPEN", and once typed, brings you with knowledge about what red is-downscaling.

Blue is the opposite of red-upscaling. Pen is to open, "ice" and "height" is to "eyesight", and "house" is to "neighbourhood".

Eventually you can make a formula-the top is about pronunciation, the middle is the main mechanic, and the bottom is about either scaling, meaning/synonyms or... time.

Yellow is anagrams, simple concept on paper, but in execution the concept is added very well. For example, yellow top is about pronunciation. Simple. But in practice, you get examples like "IRK HORN" is to "corner". You can even do this puzzle without the context of what yellow top is! IRK HORN is in the corner-shifting the letters a bit turns it into KHORNIR, which sounds like corner.

After playing the game for a while, examining the true beauty and sometimes extraordinary and outstanding word puzzles, you are greeted with one so unique and divergent from the previous puzzles, it takes the simple, two-dimensional word puzzles and expands it into the environment. The green panels do not care about position-they simply care about what the environment looks like. What's east of this panel? What does the mint text say? If you squint your eyes, what does the blue text on the left side of this building say? These can always be mind blowing for some-for example, two green panels with "numbers" relate to two different things! One answer is 52, the other is 31!

Eventually solving some hot crusts, and finding a secret behind the main area displays you with one of the greatest correlation puzzles I've ever seen. The orange panels "WANDERLUST" and "1234567890" appear, and at the beginning you are clueless. You type "WANDERLUST" into the "1234567890" panel--and it works. This brings massive ringing bells in your head-you've seen many of those orange puzzles before. Now, you have to solve them.

Once going up the orange tower, parts are blocked off until you manage to complete the sub-orange puzzles. It takes the original idea of the WANDERLUST cipher and expands upon it-and really shows how far you've gone. Those puzzles that you couldn't get your mind wrapped around-simply becoming an elementary or even a transparent challenge for many. Eventually you get to some of the sub-rooms, and most are amazing. The "ROOM" room is my favourite, due to its uniqueness as it's a room made entirely out of grey panels. Eventually all of the sub-orange puzzles are completed, and you a greeted with one final gallery before you reach the roof of the tower.

At the end of the remarkable orange tower, it really shows to you how big this area is. This feeling of accomplishing something so immense, seeing everything around you flash before your eyes... and the fact that you can end this experience with a simple press of a button.

After it all, you know some challenges are not done. But eventually, you persevere, reaching to Champion's Rest, Pilgrimage, and to The Wise. Some of the original mechanics are expanded on-2 by 2 multi-colour panels,

This depth of the game really changes your perspective of life, and the universe of itself. You marvel and question of well, your intelligence. You've completed the game, but you now feel this aura. Everything around you feels lighter, as you've completed the game.

You've won.

The complete alteration of your senses is one of the reasons this is one of the most therapeutic games ever while also being one of the best. It changes your perspective of everything going on, and how you see the world, while also activating your mind. 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 22:45, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

Is this a new copypasta? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:51, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

i wrote this on july 22nd, 2024. it tells. and maybe 🍁 gergdown 🍁 🌑 22:59, 12 October 2025 (UTC)

How did you find out about Uncyclopedia?

I’m just curious how everyone found out about Uncyclopedia. For me, my friend told me about the website but I have no idea how he found out about it. Soviet (talk) 02:41, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

I discovered Uncyc back in 2020-21 when corona quarantine was still going on, and I had nothing better to do than browse retarded memes on the internet. Retarded memes like "AAAAAAAAAAA"- obviously the "AAAAAAAAA!" article is what brought me here. I remember showing my dad the Uncyclopedia version of Zork because I knew that he'd played the real Zork when he was a teenager, of course, he laughed his a$$ off. I didn't edit Uncyc until 2023, though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:46, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

um uhh wikipedia bjaodn 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 13:12, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

yeah Wikipedia bjaodn and tvtropes --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:42, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

I was just looking at W****pedia and i saw an article about "Uncyclopedia". I saw a link to it and decided to go to it. I later created an account so i could contribute to the better encyclopedia without this weird popup preventing me from seeing Special:Contribs and edit pages. I'm now an Uncyclopedian. Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 18:24, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

Welcome to the worst website on Earth since Tumblr, Duck. I recommend you read all the stories here, since it's kind of required to understand ~90% of the jokes on the forums and stuff. If you want to review others' articles, you can go to UN:Pee Review, and if you want to have a say in what's deleted or featured on the main page, you can go to VFD or VFH respectively. VFP is like VFH but for pictures. If you want to start writing articles, you should read How to be funny and not just stupid to get an idea of what a good article is. If you have any questions, you can hit me up on my talk page. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:59, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

the DAGO spooky sig

👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 13:13, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

wait how the fuck do you change a link color 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 13:17, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

Like this. Kind of counter-intuitive, I know. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:27, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

figured it out and why the FUCK is there a goatse link 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 14:29, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

I also have the spooky sig Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 17:08, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

New posts at the top?

Can we put the new posts at the top? It’s going to get really annoying to scroll all the way down. Soviet (talk) 15:26, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

no. never 15:59, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

use the table of contents 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:59, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

That’s a good idea, I’ve never thought about that. Soviet (talk) 16:04, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Hey, you stole the idea for your sig from me! --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 17:03, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

I promise i didnt copy anything from you for my spooky sig Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 17:10, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT IS NOT A FUCKING CROSS-CHECK DUMBASS 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:15, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

GET ME ANOTHER MILTON

RIGHT FUCKING NOW 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 18:05, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

IM WAITING

WHERE IS IT 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 18:10, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

AHEM

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:39, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

Excuse me but what the hell are you talking about. Soviet (talk) 19:42, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

Probably baseball. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:47, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

no 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:48, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

i refuse to elaborate 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:48, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

Is this about the pierogis? --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:50, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

GTA VI perhaps? Soviet (talk) 19:52, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

Mizu5 Mizuki? --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:53, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

another hurricane milton 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:00, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:02, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

What did you win? Soviet☭ 00:46, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

a chance to fucking nuke you for not doing the comment chain 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 00:51, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

About the If I Were To Die video I posted in Archive 43

I posted it because YonKaGor is my most listened artist in Spotify, and a new song just came out the nowhere. Like 4 days before I could return here.

Gabri ^growl _sniff 23:09, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

0:14 banana peel came outta nowhere dragonet slipped Gabri ^growl _sniff 23:10, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

SIGNATURE SPOOKIER THAN SPOOKY

Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 17:25, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

WARNING: MY USERPAGE WILL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN

PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 18:05, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

That userpage is truly a work of art. Not even the greatest artists to even live could achieve this masterpiece. Soviet☭ 18:10, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

this is just the userpage equivalent of slapping all of the annoying templates onto a single page and hoping it works 21:34, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

Zombiebaron

Zombiebaron. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:35, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Zombiebaron. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 12:02, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Zombiebaron. Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 16:45, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

Zombiebaron. --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 19:34, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

new sig

🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 02:08, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

@Alula:

when is the archive 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:53, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

depends. i tried to summon the cat to eat it a couple of days ago, but it didn't work 12:18, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

i'll summon it now then. CAT! GET OVER HERE! 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 12:25, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

i don't think that worked 19:38, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

pspspspspspsps 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:41, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

ok you have to stop trying. that thing is gonna eat you alive if you try to lure it towards you 22:50, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

here kitty kitty kitty 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:51, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

don't say i didn't warn you. have fun being vored (without the sexual satisfaction, obviously) 22:53, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

i got some catnip for ya 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 23:03, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

ITALIA!1!!!111!!!11111

Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 16:54, 15 October 2025 (UTC)

UnGames:The Hellen Keller Experience

UnGames:The Hellen Keller Experience is out now! I bet it’s the most realistic game on here. Soviet☭ 13:03, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

Archivist when

🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 17:14, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

Where my username comes from

In 2009, for April Fools' day, Roblox flooded games with a giant rubber duck, called "Teh Epik Duck". more info about it can be found at https://roblox.fandom.com/wiki/Epic_Duck.

Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 17:14, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

a topic

Ojai Simpson 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 18:04, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

ojaingry 19:16, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

ojahangry 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:17, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

oijahangry Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 19:27, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

It's pronounced "OH-high", you know. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:14, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

yes i do 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:04, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

no i don't 00:01, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

Let’s turn this into a YonKaGor forum

(took it from the my stash) Gabri ^growl _sniff 14:43, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

Can I go ahead and surrender

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.

To the visions that I can’t remember merging all these memories to a blend of anomalies relieve all the trauma I suffered relieve it all to born much stronger there’s no way someone else can repeat what you did to me

the fuck mellorange?

There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 14:49, 18 October 2025.

poll-id 1DABD2FD73A3D645B7CC063D5EEBE481

Gabri ^growl _sniff 14:50, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

...what? 15:35, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

let's not 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:37, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

uhhhhh... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:46, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

^{bold header}

woah it's bold 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 21:49, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

like your mom 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:38, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

Hey, sorry to bother you but...

Do you guys have any ideas for my horrible maze game?, I'm running out of level gimmicks. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:42, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: give me half an hour, and i'll have you plentiful. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:32, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

Special Talk:Preferences

You know whats more stupid then the Forum Talk namespace? the "Special Talk:" Namespace!

... yes im evil, i know. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:26, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

that's not a real namespace 23:31, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

Would you make it as one GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:33, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

we need a sysadmin for that and all of them are sorta kinda nonexistent 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 23:34, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

piss. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:35, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

guess we will cocklock this "name space", you never know what type of sneaky shit people will hide behind that. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:36, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

archive when

🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 02:31, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

archive in maybe two minutes 09:38, 19 October 2025 (UTC)