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The last [#1 SALESMAN 2026] to edit was Squaw Dee!

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delicious forums[edit source]

:3 the story-eating cat 15:44, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Giggity giggity, googity goo. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:44, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
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🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:47, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
pspspspspspspspspssps TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:47, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
*bites your hand off* the story-eating cat 16:26, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
nuh uh TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:27, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
says the guy with no hands the story-eating cat 16:29, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
what's this then? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:32, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
feet the story-eating cat 16:33, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
i'm guessing you're going to eat those too TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:34, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
does the cat... drive the truck?!??! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:35, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
no, i'd rather eat one the story-eating cat 16:36, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
i got some catnip for ya TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:37, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
she's gonna bite off your foot or whatever you're holding the catnip with --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:40, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
Car Beer Transparent BG.gif 4K version of this gif when LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 16:46, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
you'll have to ask triki-troyl --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:49, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

SIOUFGIUSHFUASGHSUIOPFGHOSUFG[edit source]

TIMES FOR OSIFJGLSIAFJGOIASLHGSILAFGJSRIJVWEFJW0EFWOIRDKMVJIKERHFIAWOKPIFVUEJODSAJEFADFBGTR FNDSIJOOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 15:45, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
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fjioeahfeubyiqhawjehfbucjwrsEOFnavwjrof4wufbu48f48fearyiuofsubiofhr34280r0b --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:35, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

say,[edit source]

I should make a category for the variants of 1225.gif. idk what to call it though. i'm thinking Category:Driving in my car right after a beer --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:49, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

i made one before. it was category:Hey that bump... TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:50, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
I kinda want to put all the lyrics in nested categories, and then Category:TRUCK! would actually house the 1225 GIFs --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:52, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
ask alula TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:58, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
@alula: surely it merits a category now --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:59, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
maybe one, but not several Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:37, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
Truck Alula.png --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:40, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
driving in my boat right after a fish Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:28, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
hey that bump is shaped like a dish --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:34, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
DUI? how about you fry? Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:45, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
i'll catch 100 fish in an hour --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 14:49, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
little do you know i've filled up on bass Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:41, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

HUH![edit source]

TIL us plebs can actually huff things!!! (sorta kinda not really) LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 04:31, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

and if a rollbacker (like me!) moves a page without a redirect, the old title will say it's been deleted --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:44, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
i'm a rollbacker too, don't forget TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:47, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
so am i Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:51, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
are you hitting on me? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:52, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
no Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:52, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
[citation needed] TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:53, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
[I citation needed your citation needed] --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:55, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Question[edit source]

Should I get my bot to remove all Undictionary and Unpoetia pages from Special:Shortpages? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 15:59, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Soviet? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Shortpages is Shortpages!!! Obviously not Shortages!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Soviet.--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:14, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
it was autocorrect TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:27, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
Yeah, read the edit summary. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:29, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Soviet's autocorrect? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Shortpages is Shortpages!!! Obviously not Shortages!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Soviet's autocorrect.--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:34, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
miaooow Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:07, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
Someone please answer my question. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:10, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
no, i'll just get a sysadmin to do it instead Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:14, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
@Soviet: Uhhh sure go ahead or something 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:29, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
too late, i've already asked a sysadmin to get those namespaces excluded Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:48, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
@Alula: I'm still seeing a lot of Undictionary and Unpoetia entries in Special:ShortPages 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:51, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
i didn't say that i'd gotten an answer yet, just that i'd asked them to do it Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:52, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
I'll get my bot to do it. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:04, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
no, don't. it's not necessary Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:08, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
@Alula:Why's it unnecessary? The disambiguation pages are kept off of Special:Shortpages. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:11, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
because it's just pointless work. those namespaces as a whole shouldn't be there to begin with if they clog the list up, and in that case it's a lot better to get a sysadmin to exclude them rather than doing a lot of edits to achieve the exact same thing but worse (since the ones the bot didn't get will still be there) Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:23, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

FINALLY[edit source]

minecraft finally works for me for the first time in like a month TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 21:28, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

mime craft Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:40, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
mimecrock TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 21:41, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
minecrap 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:42, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: * Turb0 will remember that. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:44, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: ??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:46, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
turb0 needs to mine ten hundred bubsidian to make his dog 3 colors now Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:47, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: That's what you deserve for saying Minecraft is Mincrap, DaniPine! Or as Alula called you in your personal DMs... "DaddyPine". I SAW IT! You can't hide the evidence forever! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:48, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
uhm... i just call him LaziBum Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:52, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
* turb0 will remember that TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 22:28, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
@alula: why does he need to do that also why did you call me daddypine 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:37, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
* Alula is L10nM4st3r confirmed --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:04, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
Mining ten hundred bubsidian is child's play. I have mined well over three and a half thousand on one server. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:57, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
to be honest, i normally just hang out in hypixel lobbies TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 23:58, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
Puny mortal. The true path to godhood is pathed with bubsidian. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:05, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
I still haven't recovered from the obsidian-sickness, help me — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:06, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
*bubsidian --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:07, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
the path to godhood is made by dying in a bed. this is a reference to a piece of media none of you probably know about. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:18, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
that's LPTEW for ya --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:24, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Skeets[edit source]

apparently, the bluesky ceo fucking hates it when we call posts on bluesky, skeets.

so.

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GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:07, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

skitter --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:18, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
scritter GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:19, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
spitter --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:22, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
skeeter GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:24, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
scooter --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:31, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
slooterGlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:42, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
stooter --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:57, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
stoater Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:57, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
toaster --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 13:30, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
courser Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:42, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
courter --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:06, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

non-important update[edit source]

we've finished making file:ASBOWAAT.png on wplace. it's on gravina island (next to ketchikan) if someone wants to see it

thanks to: Fish on skates for once again filling in a pretty significant amount of it and TabletGenesis for both recognizing the image and getting the website's URL wrong :p Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:24, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

I put the AIBOPAAT moccasin in moccasin, california --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 13:25, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
i didn't even notice until now. and i also didn't notice that it's that tiny. maybe AIBOPAAT has warped my perception of how small a pixel can be Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:36, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
I'm probably gonna make the uncyclopedia logo text below the potato, but idk what to put below "uncyclopedia" --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:37, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
what about "the pixel-free encyclopedia"? Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:26, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
great idea --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:48, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

hugs[edit source]

hugs are better then sex GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:23, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

nuh uh TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 18:26, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
read my signature carefully GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:28, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
agree, hugs are awesome --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:04, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOO[edit source]

my userpage font is gone TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:10, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

!!!ANNOUNCEMENT!!![edit source]

all persons who vote for me on VFS once it comes around get a boston citizenship TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 17:44, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

no thanks, i heard its water is pretty dirty Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:56, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
we have other water sources TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 17:58, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
If you vote for ME, you get nothing. Bitch and wine as you want, but you literally won't get anything. It's up to you to determine if I'm cool, not by any premium one way first class ticket to ALBUQUERQUE! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:11, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
it's nice to see everyone planning for VFS one and a half months before it's even open Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:15, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
technically less than a month and a half (damn you february) TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 18:25, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
what is vfs? LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 18:37, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
the month of terror that causes admins to exist TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 18:42, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
and I believe turb0 is referencing this --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:45, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
@MK: UN:VFS - it stands for "vote for sysop". it's a voting done every year in a certain month to get new admins in a democratical way. despite being a total mess, I'd argue Uncyclopedia has a better democratical system than most countries in this world (proof of this: I was voted to be an admin :] ) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:42, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
@MK: dani doesn't want people to know this, but he actually bribed all of us other admins at the time in order to secure the vote. don't buy into his lies Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:57, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
and we can trust alula because she's also dani TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 23:59, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
yup, it was my master plan to bribe the remaining admins while voting for myself thrice Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:03, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 00:13, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
is that nokotan Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:15, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
indeed, she is my deer friend :3 LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 01:54, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
1225.gif --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 13:59, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
Truck Alula.png Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:13, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
He ran right in front of my truck.gif --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:28, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
one day i'm gonna watch open season just to see this scene Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:28, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
one day i'm gonna play deltarune just to get all the references scattered about the unencyclopedia --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:31, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
jokes on you about 70% of the deltarune references on this wiki aren't even part of the game Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:34, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
I can't wait to find Rimdle and Friend Inside Me --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:38, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
Car Beer ASCII.gifLucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 15:57, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
Fatass deer.gif --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:59, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
Car Beer Transparent BG.gif LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 16:01, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
one day i'm gonna actually animate the alula version --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:16, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
honestly might be able to rotoscope it over the existing animation, might not be too hard (I say as I most definitely am not going to even try) LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 20:44, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
I've actually finished tracing the first frame --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:24, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
and what exactly am i gonna run over? dani? Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:21, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
I actually have no idea. I'm thinking Dani will replace Kris and either Turb0 or me will be Dess --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:30, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
my background-less version only has 19 frames, I think the other had like 40+ so it might not take you forever... just a lot of hours hehe LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 23:49, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
the first background is a LPTEW screenshot. the second one will probably be, like, recent changes or something --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:02, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

ok so I have to ask[edit source]

how does one get the CHICKEN tag --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:57, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

you add it manually to an edit Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:57, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: Here you go!.png 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:02, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
Is this available on mobile? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:05, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
It's not :( (probably) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:05, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
it almost definitely isn't, unless you hit the button that switches to desktop view (which is unironically way better than the mobile skin even on mobile) Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:07, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
thanks Gergdown I can't read --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:25, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

so I found a funny Wikipedia page[edit source]

w:Wikipedia:How not to provide a picture of you is.. interesting to say the least --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:10, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

hey @Turb0-Sunrise: they wrote a wikipedia essay about you Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:21, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
to this day i still have no idea why i was covered in foam in the first place TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:45, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
probably so that i could get it via email Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:47, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
and so that fangamer could put it on Commons --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:21, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Oh cool, the deer is back.[edit source]

Isn't that sick?!? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:23, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Truck Alula.png Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:59, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: You gotta finish the gif. You know you gotta. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:00, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: I've narrowed her target down to either ColonelKurtz or Squaw Deer --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:09, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

I'm back![edit source]

For the time being, I'm back! Don't expect me to be quite as active as I was at my peak but I'll help out on occasion – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:23, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

hey there squaw deer --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:25, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
👉👉– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:31, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
he's baa-aack TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:38, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
he's buck --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:46, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
i'm gonna eat buck Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:46, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
I'm gonna Bergen truck --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:48, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
oh god oh fuck Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:49, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
it seems you're out of luck --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:50, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
i shouldn't have eaten buck Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:53, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Bergentruck2.gifLucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 16:57, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Thankfully I was safely in the car in front of you I am no deer – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:59, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
i was talking about buck, not you Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:59, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:01, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
one day someone is gonna run over one of those roe deer that keep wandering through my neighborhood and nobody will care except the driver Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:30, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
and maybe the police force they're employed at --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:34, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
and possibly their wife Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:36, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
the deer too, perchance TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 19:48, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
the deer will start roaring somehow Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:50, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
weird, I thought it were skeletons the ones that started roaring.
also hi there squaw deer 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:54, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Hello, it seems I have misplaced a letter!
DaniPine3 is a etard. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:56, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Squaw Deer is a deer --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:57, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
@Squaw Dee: if I were you, I'd be cautious of goat dads driving in trucks...
Truck guy.jpeg

20:02, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
oh no, how will we ever know who wrote the above comment? Alula.gifAlula.gif
eh... it doesn't matter who the deliver is; the important thing is the message. which is about avoiding goat dads in trucks. because they kill deer when drunk. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:16, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
same goes for pine trees Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:16, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
and bird people --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:18, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
yeah but that's only because i don't know how to drive Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:19, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
or it's just that europeans don't know how to drive TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:20, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
no, just me in particular Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:21, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
people from Boston have no right to judge others' driving --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:28, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: the only Europeans that don't know how to drive are the British. they like driving in the opposite road they should be driving on for some reason also fish you edit conflicted me >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:29, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
People from Boston drive like hummer guy 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:30, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
@gergdown: hummer who? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:37, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:39, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
pretty accurate... ok very accurate TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:43, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
@gergdown:aaah, yeah. I've seen that meme. the "makes me want to merge without looking" guy. speaking of which,

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:46, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:47, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
i was gonna comment on the video but one of the recommended videos after this one is "we rated geometry dash's gooner levels" and i have no clue why it'd recommend me that Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:54, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
wtf is even a "gooner level" 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:31, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
i watched the video and they're just commentating on a list of various custom geometry dash levels called "gooner levels". none of them even live up to the title, about half of them are bait-and-switch stuff and the other half is presumably there because there are women in the background somewhere Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:44, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Holy crap Lois I'm squished! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:23, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

New sectipon[edit source]

the one a bove was getting squashed – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  20:44, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Squaw? As we all know, the correct way of spelling section is section!!! Obviously not sectipon!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Squaw. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:45, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
@Squaw_Dee: you edit conflicted me >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:46, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
who gives a shit dani pine tree – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  20:47, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
I do :,[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:52, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
aww, does dani need a hug? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:52, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Gayness? In MY LPTEW? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:54, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
FINALLY! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  20:54, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Squaw Deer? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Above is Above!!! Obviously not a bove!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Squaw Deer. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:45, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
when you're dueling with the knight Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:50, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
i have crossed swords with many a knight in my time – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  21:51, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
have you crossed bats? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:51, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
were the bats knives? Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:54, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
did the bats have knives? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:55, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
is batgirl the reflection of knife girl? Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:56, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
is batman's real name batguy? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:57, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
is man's real name guy? Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:58, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
why is man guy? is he stupid? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:09, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
is stupid's alter ego moron? Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:10, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
no its me – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  22:26, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
why did squaw dee say this? is he deer? Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:27, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
he should be careful of goats running in their cars right after a beer. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:29, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
especially ones who mistake him for a bump --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:29, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
he'd get isekai'd to the end of his life for sure Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:31, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
and hit because he got caught in the headlights --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:46, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
and he's one of the roaring knights Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:56, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
goodness i'm not okay i --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:21, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

I have suffered this song, and now all of you will have to suffer it too.[edit source]


🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:51, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

...and how is it supposed to make me angry? Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:59, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Dani, you can't deny the allegations forever. Either way, this failed. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:04, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
the danipine situation is crazy Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:08, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: what allegations??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:11, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
oh, you know, the allegations Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:36, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
you know exactly what allegations --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:51, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

falling minecraft sand.[edit source]

Falling Sand.gif

that is all. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:18, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

woah, that's like falling sand, but in Minecraft --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 15:19, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
woah, that's like Minecraft sand, but falling --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:20, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
woah, that's like Minceraft, but with falling sand – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gammakid999 (talk • contribs)
woah, that's like message, but I forgot to sign --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 15:21, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
woah, that's like tilde, but you tilde tilde tilde --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:22, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Actually imagine not having a tool that automatically signs your messages and lets you reply directly on messages – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:17, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
but what if you want to do stupid stuff with your signature? Alula.gifAlula.gif kinda like this, and possibly even worse
16:20, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
That's illegal! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:46, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
@Squaw Dee: oh it can get so much worse --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:49, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
it can get so so much worse than you think Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:09, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
it can get way, way worse --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:40, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

{{Wikipedia}}[edit source]

Should the template go at the start or end of the page? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:24, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: There's no "golden rule" for this. Honestly, put it wherever your heart desires. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:32, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
@soviet: I personally think it's better when it's at the end of the page. preferably on the "see also" section. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:22, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Yeah, the shiny clickable box fits right in with all the shiny clickable links --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:59, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
wait, the box is shiny? that's super rare! Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:04, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
yes, but not as shiny and clickable as the rollback button --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:30, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

EVERYONE FUCK THE SHIT UP[edit source]

I'M MASTURBATING. AND IT FEELS GOOD. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 04:26, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

oh my god same! want to do it together? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 23:52, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
go to a motel you two 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:55, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
turb0 no one's gonna need to take this out of context Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:00, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
this is why quotes in the UnSignpost exist --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:00, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
opinion: i think the unsignpost should be biweekly instead of weekly Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:04, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
twice a week or once every two weeks? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:06, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
once every two weeks Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:07, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
too much stuff happens --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:11, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
no. nothing ever happens. also you can have more than one story per unsignpost delivery lol Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:15, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: what do you think? do enough things happen? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:24, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
keep it the way it is. it's a perfect system TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 00:42, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
see, the problem here is that i disagree. quite heavily, in fact. doing weekly unsignposts has always seemed like a strange choice to me, given that very little unique stuff actually happens on here from a week-to-week basis. not as if the unsignpost in its current state doesn't have lots of other issues in its current state, but this in particular is just a baffling choice to me Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:57, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
I've moved this discussion to Uncyclopedia talk:UnSignpost. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:10, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: including the masturbating part? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:27, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
no, that's been moved to the next unsignpost edition instead Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:28, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
makes sense.
or at least more sense than Gergdown thinking it'd be a good idea to say that, at least. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:31, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
don't act like you're innocent here either. we all (who use discord) know what you're up to as well Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:34, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
@alula: ???
explain yourself 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:37, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
i mean this Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:41, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
lies! where's your proof of that, huh? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:44, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
i saw his hard drive TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 01:45, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
release the danipine files --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:16, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
there are no such thing as the danipine files 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:24, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
i have access to the danipine files, and they tell a disturbing truth... dani has only played deltarune for 34 minutes according to his steam profile Alula.gifAlula.gif 03:32, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
this can only mean one thing... he's been making alt accounts to disguise his Deltarune addiction! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:35, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
@alula: the real truth is,... Steam only registered 34 minutes because I played most of Deltarune while offline and directly clicking the icon from AppData 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 04:10, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
doesn't hide the fact that you told me you hadn't played the new chapters yet maybe three weeks after they came out and that you don't have the demo in your steam library at all Alula.gifAlula.gif 04:17, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
there's nothing more incriminating than saying that to alula, seeing as she's one of the biggest deltarotters here --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:31, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
i used to have a problem where i was playing deltarune just because i didn't have any other games to play, so that tracks Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:39, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
You should switch to an SSD. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:27, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
...what's an SSD? Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:25, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
Super Secret Deltarot --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:27, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
oh ok, that makes sense Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:32, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

awawawawawawawa[edit source]

awawawawawawawawawawawawawa :3 GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:10, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

usa wins gold TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 18:10, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
in what --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:04, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
in absolutely nothing at all Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:32, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
USA has the gold medal of gun violence. That's right I'm political now 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:33, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
practically nowhere else is competing for that though Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:34, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
texas is singlehandedly carrying that number TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 23:59, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
@Kippy: explain yourself --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:11, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

AAAAAA![edit source]

AAAAAAAAA! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:30, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAA! --AAAA AAAA AA AAAAAA Fish on skates.gif AAA 18:32, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAA! Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:31, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAAA! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:32, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

RIP AWBOSAAT[edit source]

T'was my favorite one --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 16:47, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

You'd like Alphabet Lore --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:08, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
what's alphabet lore --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:18, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
a YouTube series ([1]) where all the characters are letters of the alphabet --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:20, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
gonna watch that later thx --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:21, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
right, alphabet lore. i remember it because its existence took over twitter for like two months and then i never heard anyone talk about it ever again Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:44, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
that's the internet for ya. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:41, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
i don't think pre-elon twitter and the internet are comparable tbh Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:48, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

I am not a sockpuppet[edit source]

Just putting that out there - not beating the allegations so far by a long shot but fuuuck its annoying 

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:41, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
What are you talking about? We're all sockpuppets of Walbro --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 16:47, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
And DaniPine3 --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:50, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
And also..I forgor who else we make this joke about --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 16:52, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
there's 998 other Gammakids, 2 other DaniPines, 2009 other Fenrises, and 93 other Orangutangs --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:57, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
only one Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:05, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
explain this, then --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:09, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
and this Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:17, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
and this --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:21, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
what da hell is that last website there!?!?!?!? HUH LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:44, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
it's a furry art website Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:53, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
Zombiebaron's a furry apparently --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:22, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
Zombieche-vote.png FurryBaron --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 18:25, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
I wonder what his fursona is --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:35, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
according to ZB's furaffinity userpage, he seems to be into dragons, so it could be a zombie dragon, which coincidentally rhymes with Zombiebaron. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:44, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
anything can rhyme with Zombiebaron if you pronounce it really wrong --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:49, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
i heard Zombiebaron rhymes with Zombiebaron Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:54, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
Imagine, if you will, you come home from whatever Zombiebaron does all day, you randomly remember that this site exists, and, out of curiosity, decide to check if it's still operating. Sure enough, it is. You try and remember your password, get it wrong, and do that two-factor authentication stuff. And then,

boom

89 notifications. 27 talk page messages. Some of which from familiar faces wondering where you ran off to. Most of which from brand-new people who treat you like some kind of celebrity. Looking through your old userpage, you notice some kind of spelling/grammar error, and go to fix it.

Suddenly, the notifications come flooding in. Your arrival is treated like the arrival of a noble. Or perhaps a sudden appearance from someone who was dead-- at least, you thought they were.

Like some kind of... Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:57, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

it's like he's in some king of Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron... Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:50, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
i'm sure he won't mind the 9,000 notifications --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:56, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
i have no clue if he's even gonna come back ever honestly. he's been completely gone since the arbcom thing Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:02, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
@alula: the what? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:08, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
he tried getting some sort of arbcom implemented in 2023. the vote sort of failed, but the relevant part is that this is the last time we've seen him, both on-wiki or on discord Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:10, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
ah, so that's what "arbcom" means. I thought it meant "something starting with 'arb'-communism", the same way, anarcho-communism is often written as "ancom" 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:03, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
wikipedia would be a lot better if it had arbitrary communism, yes Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:04, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
wait that'd be genius someone should make Uncyclopedia:Arbitrary Communism --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:36, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

Editing in public is like gambling[edit source]

I have (several times) clicked on some random link or something while in public and it's just porn or something. this place is great --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:13, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

hello schism here totally unrelated but the moccasin things make it so I can't go make a new topic BUT fraud today 2600:1006:B0C5:7C55:D56A:58FC:BFBD:B127 (talk) 17:45, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
why aren't you logged in --Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:51, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
on the phone 2600:1006:B0C5:7C55:D56A:58FC:BFBD:B127 (talk) 18:04, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
aw come on how do you expect me to memorize this IP --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:22, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
whats more important is buying ultrakill 2600:1006:B0C5:7C55:D56A:58FC:BFBD:B127 (talk) 19:45, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
whats more importanter is buying Deltarune 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:08, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
hi schism SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 20:33, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
hi turb0 and schism --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:09, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
hi fish and turb0 and mr. fraudulent Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:37, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
hi alula and fish and turb0 and mr. ultrakill 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:31, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
hi alula and dani and turb0 and shichm --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:32, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
let's go gambling! SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 15:39, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
aw dang it --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:39, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
shichm? who's shichm? Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:41, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
insert-template-that-i-don't-remember-what-it's-called-but-calls-them-a-dumbassary-user! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 15:58, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
@MK: it's User:Turb0-Sunrise/Stupid 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:04, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
uzor:tubr9_sirnisr'stupif --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:27, 25 February 2026 (UTC)

@schism:[edit source]

is that you on the element animation server SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 20:20, 25 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: schism on the phone here I dunno what that is but no 2600:1006:B0C5:C005:9122:D621:12D3:6894 (talk) 20:33, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: the hell is an element animation
is that an offshoot of those "object animation" thingies that simultaneously rip off Toy Story and Total Drama Island 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:38, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
element animation are the people who made villager news Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:39, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
and some of the minecraft live animations SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 20:56, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
minecraft live is irrelevant compared to villager news Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:59, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
oh, so it's a minecraft thing, then. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:09, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
I googled them out of curiosity and my only question is why do they have so many videos about eggs they're not even squared eggs I thought this was a minecraft thing 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:12, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
probably to make sure their only source of revenue wasn't villager news Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:14, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
the uncyclopedia youtube channel should post something --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:28, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
who's in charge of the uncyclopedia youtube channel tho
are they even alive by this point 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:30, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
EMC I'm guessing --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:48, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: You can request to post things on the YouTube channel, you just have to get it approved. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:53, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
haha i wish --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 14:05, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
yeah no any of our social medias are on hold indefinitely because we can't be bothered to post anything on them. the account is as far as i know shared, but none of us currently active admins have access to it Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:13, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
CATASTROPHICALLY LOUD VILLAGER NEWS THEME SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 17:49, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
EVEN CATASTROPHICALLY LOUDER NEWS ANCHOR YELLING ABOUT SOME IDENTICAL LOOKING GUY BEING SPOTTED STEALING A CARROT Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:19, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
EVENER MORER CATASTROPHICALLYER LOUDER THREE KIDS IN A NEWS ANCHOR TRENCHCOAT YELLING ABOUT WIKI MARKUP --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
EVENERER MORERER CATASTROPHICALLYERER LOUDERER ALULA YELLING ABOUT ALL THE UNCLOSED WIKI MARKUP HER SIGNATURE LEAVES EVERYWHERE Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:50, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
EVENEST MOREST CATASTROPHICALLYEST LOUDEREST FISH YELLING ABOUT FORUM INDENTS --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:29, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
nearly silent squaw dee wondering what the fuck is going on in this forum? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  21:34, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
nearly silent forum wondering what's going on with squaw deer --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:36, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Oh Deer![edit source]

Dees.png
You have called Squaw Dee by the forbidden Name.
The Evil Game Warden is Upon you.

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  21:38, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

1225.gif
Driving in my car right after a beer.
Hey that bump is shaped like a deer.
--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:52, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

A test![edit source]

oh no, I didn't study --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:21, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

but I put it on Canvas last night at 11:59pm!!!! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 18:31, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
wait, is that 11:59pm at night or 11:59pm in the morning --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:36, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
23:59 i suppose... at night! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 18:39, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

ketchup[edit source]

you've seen Mustardicon.png Mustard.... have you seen... Ketchupicon.png Ketchup. ? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:27, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

which is the Yes check.svg Yes. and which is the X mark.svg No. ? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:28, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
they can mean anything for votes. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
neat – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Mustardicon.png MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:43, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Kill yourself desu.png jk, def don'tLucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 19:12, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Zombiebaron desu.png --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:14, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: you have corrupted this forum with brainrot. you shall be sent to the gulag for these crimes! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:13, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Alula.gifAlula.gif 05:17, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Desu Inside.png there's no brain rot in ba sing se... LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 11:20, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Desu desu.png --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 13:52, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Say desu.gif.png 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:38, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Turb0 irl.png SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 18:51, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Fish on skates.gif --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:58, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Pine fresh.gif 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:06, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Fish being murdered.png --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:08, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Alulaplush.gif Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:12, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Well, I can't fall asleep, and I'm losing my mind 'Cause it's half-past three and my brain's on fire. I been counting sheep, but the sheep all died, I am trying too hard but I can't not try. WELL, I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP, AND I'M LOSING MY MIND 'CAUSE IT'S HALF-PAST THREE AND MY BRAIN'S ON FIRE. I BEEN COUNTING SHEEP, BUT THE SHEEP ALL DIED, I AM TRYING TOO HARD BUT I CAN'T NOT TRY. WELL, I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP, AND I'M LOSING MY MIND 'CAUSE IT'S HALF-PAST THREE AND MY BRAIN'S ON FIRE. I BEEN COUNTING SHEEP, BUT THE SHEEP ALL DIED, I AM TRYING TOO HARD BUT I CAN'T NOT TRY. --– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:13, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

...do you live in like, mongolia or something? Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:15, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
No its song lyrics AJR--– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
this one?

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:27, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
yes – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:28, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Arcjive time?[edit source]

This is starting to lag my computer can admin archide it? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  19:32, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

you know, you don't have to be an admin to archibe --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:34, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
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