User talk:GlitchyZorua
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Hi[edit source]
yes hi - GlitchyZorua (talk) 18:03, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
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Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]
Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:18, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery[edit source]
This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:39, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.
Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
Biopic
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
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Quote of the Week
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Boner.
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
This page is a * Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition entry.
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Hey[edit source]
So I haven't looked too closely, but I can't really tell why you feel like your past edits were that bad. No need for a fresh start or anything, you can just go ahead and start contributing wherever you want, UnGames or anywhere. If you do want a username change, I can help with that. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 
15:18, 23 June 2025 (UTC)
I see. Okay. Regardless, can I have username changed to GlitchyZorua? I wanna remain consistent with my other accounts outside of uncyclopedia. @User:MrX GlitchyZorua (talk) 15:37, 23 June 2025 (UTC)
Done You have been renamed, your user and talk page have been moved, you will probably need to log back in, same password should work. MrX blow me 
16:16, 23 June 2025 (UTC)
DoneThanks! :) GlitchyZorua (talk) 17:34, 23 June 2025 (UTC)
Sandbox[edit source]
Try using your sandbox to test things instead of making edits like this. MrX blow me 20:59, 24 June 2025 (UTC)
Wait a second. Did I didn't put that there did i? Uh... I think my finger slipped- Sorry about that. GlitchyZorua (talk) 21:14, 24 June 2025 (UTC)
Yeah okay, It was just me being a dumbass- I'll use the sandbox next time 🤦, @User:MrX GlitchyZorua (talk) 21:25, 24 June 2025 (UTC)
huh?[edit source]
why are you angry Qwerty.grr (talk) 04:23, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
just asking :) Qwerty.grr (talk) 04:24, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
Facepalm. sigh... Discord. GlitchyZorua (talk) 16:19, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
hey I cant use discord because my browser "doesn't support it" so many apps and browsers dont give you privacy so fuck those ones Qwerty.grr (talk) 17:29, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
You are so damn lucky. GlitchyZorua (talk) 17:32, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
I also cant go on Youtube :( Qwerty.grr (talk) 17:39, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
my browser is sssssooooWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKK:( Qwerty.grr (talk) 17:41, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
wtf what browser are you even using?! GlitchyZorua (talk) 17:41, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
I have absolutely no fucking idea!!!!! Qwerty.grr (talk) 17:42, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
seriously I've tried to figure it out but couldnt so…
yeah Qwerty.grr (talk) 17:47, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
discord sucks Qwerty.grr (talk) 17:48, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
it says " this browser has limited memory and is intended for use with simple websites. Sites with animation or other complex features may load poorly or not at all" what a dumb browser Qwerty.grr (talk) 17:52, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
browser[edit source]
MY BROWSER IS SOOOOOOOO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!… Qwerty.grr (talk) 18:11, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
and hi. again. Qwerty.grr (talk) 18:12, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
no comment. just no comment. GlitchyZorua (talk) 18:12, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
ok Qwerty.grr (talk) 18:22, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
But Discord sucks. Qwerty.grr (talk) 18:23, 23 July 2025 (UTC)
Summary[edit source]
Why do you keep putting header text that says "summary" on images? There are thousands of images on Uncyclopedia that don't have these "summary" headers, including these three that I found just by typing gibberish into the searchbar.
It would be very, very difficult to add the word "summary" to every single file page on Uncyclopedia, and you seem to be the only one who cares about doing so. Like, there's nothing wrong with you doing it, but this isn't Wikipedia, our guidelines are way looser. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ 
(vandalize my talk page) 19:12, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- Has been kinda bothering me for a long time. However, I can stop if you want me to do so. Dont have a problem with that. :P GlitchyZorua (talk)
- MrX did say that he is fine with me fixing up the inconsistencies and stuff, so I assumed it was fine. GlitchyZorua (talk) 19:19, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- Like, I'm fine with you trying to do it, but as far as I can tell, adding the "summary" header to every page is like trying to move an entire mountain to the other side of a valley, one rock at a time. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 19:37, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
Facepalm. ok now that I think about it, I realized how much a waste of time doing that would be. Since most of these are protected by a gold cock or something. plus, what am I gonna get out of it? GlitchyZorua (talk) 19:45, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- Bragging rights. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:41, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- I think i'm gonna go outside and read a book or something then sitting on my ass all day long doing something utterly pointless. GlitchyZorua (talk) 17:54, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- Bragging rights. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- Like, I'm fine with you trying to do it, but as far as I can tell, adding the "summary" header to every page is like trying to move an entire mountain to the other side of a valley, one rock at a time. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- MrX did say that he is fine with me fixing up the inconsistencies and stuff, so I assumed it was fine. GlitchyZorua (talk) 19:19, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
hello[edit source]
at long last i have found your talk page after like 8 days of procrastinating Schism (talk) 01:21, 7 September 2025 (UTC)
- who the hell are you? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 14:27, 7 September 2025 (UTC)
- He is legendary. He is the Alpha and Omega. He is the IP Man.
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 14:44, 7 September 2025 (UTC)
- wow. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:31, 7 September 2025 (UTC)
- i saw you on the discord like 3 times maybe Schism (talk) 19:06, 7 September 2025 (UTC)
- OHHH YOU ARE THE GUY WITH THE PIZZA PFP ON DISCORD!! ok i know you now GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:12, 7 September 2025 (UTC)
- discord --> cord --> cordium --> Project Wingman 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:46, 8 September 2025 (UTC)
- OHHH YOU ARE THE GUY WITH THE PIZZA PFP ON DISCORD!! ok i know you now GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:12, 7 September 2025 (UTC)
- i saw you on the discord like 3 times maybe Schism (talk) 19:06, 7 September 2025 (UTC)
- wow. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:31, 7 September 2025 (UTC)
- He is legendary. He is the Alpha and Omega. He is the IP Man.
kiss --> my --> fucking --> ass --> yankees --> fans 
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 13:21, 8 September 2025 (UTC)
Who let me in the press room?!?[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The UnSignpost has yet again been necromanced. This time, it's by some dickbag nobody cares about. And now, a recap of the past 2 years! The ASBOxAAT Series starts, explodes in popularity, gets vandalized, and a few get deleted. We also somehow manage to make a "Worst 100 Reflections" article two years in a row, for the first time in a decade. Hey, that's when the last good UnSignpost came out!------------
The Chiefs Suddenly Suck! Holy Shit!
By Turb0-Sunrise
In a shocking turn of events, the Kansas City Chiefs Are 0-2 at the time of writing. Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team. Yes, that means the 2-Super-Bowl-in-a-row-team-that-did-it-without-cheating[citation needed] is now on par with the Detroit Lions. Who are somehow 1-1 against Green Bay and Chicago. Actually, that makes a lot of sense for ANY OTHER TEAM EVER.
Biopic The OPOSSUM (Didelphis vespertilio futuere insanum) is a species of opossums native to southern California. It is remarkably smarter[citation needed] than other species of opossums, averaging at the intelligence of an adult corvid. It has recently found itself at the center of an enviromental crisis as they were "accidentally" introduced to Oregon a couple of years ago, from which they spread throughout the remainder of the North American west coast at an alarming pace, threatening to destroy tons of ecosystems not accustomed to their Bat Fuck Insane hivemind tactics.
...this is how you write a biopic, right? I'm just gonna assume that the answer is "yes".
From The Logs
- 16 September 2025: DaniPine3 blocked SRN01 with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Wanker: i am neurodivergent please tolerate my ban)
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- huh?
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Quote of the Week DaniPine3: a
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 17:09, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
fucking finally GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 17:12, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
You are now an autopatroller[edit source]
All that means is nobody needs to manually review your edits. Don't make me regret this by hiding a cock in a Tire. This is the first time I gave out a user role. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:07, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- Thanks GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:11, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- Np — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:11, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Word of warning for the tool[edit source]
Another bug it has, if you make an edit with the editor enabled, switch to the old editor, click show preview, and then click save in the new editor, it will blank the page. The reason is because the title url doesn't include the "section=" part. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:15, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- I don't know how to get the section from the edit form itself, or at least didn't have a way to find out a while ago, and haven't fixed it yet/ A simple way to avoid it is to save with the old editor ui if using the show preview from that same ui (or use the preference which makes the preview show without reloading the page). — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:16, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
alright, thanks for letting me know. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:20, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
The UnSignpost rises! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
With the Tampon Bay Retards being eliminated from playoff contention, the Boston Red Sox officially clinch a playoff position. FUCK YEAH!!!!------------
OPOSSUM Loses His Shit (for the billionth time) As usual, nobody cares.
By Turb0-Sunrise
The legendary marsupial OPOSSUM has officially lost his shit.
Opinion: Nebraska sucks
By Schism
Man, Nebraska sucks. Think about it. They provide nothing but milk, and I can go get milk at home anyways or something. Wait... no I can't. Point is, there's other sources of cow milk or whatever. And besides, other people can make milk too! Not to mention Kansas or South Dakota, who could all easily make more milk than Nebraska if we just sink Nebraska into the sea and move all of Nebraska's population into the other states. Fuck Nebraska!
Biopic
Uhh, wait until next week.
From The Logs
- 16 September 2025:
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VFH Highlight Of The Week Nothing's been featured since those Poop Sonnets. (/)
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- [[LPTEW (still)]]
- Uhm...
- That's kinda about it.
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UnSignpost News The UnSignpost will now come out every Wednesday, at approximately whenever the fuck i get around to it EST.
Quote of the Week
Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 20:11, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
YANKEES SUCK! also, UnSignpost[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
In a shocking twist of events, the UnSignpost's monopoly on bullshit news is under a nonexistent threat. Theultimategergdown's "Gerg's Shitroom" is "a shittier version of the UnSignpost" that only he can edit. I smell perverted bullshittery! To be fair, I don't have a great sense of smell. Fuck you. Also, what's with this weird line? Yeah, that one. On the right. Other right, retard!------------
Bermuda's Fucked.
By Turb0-Sunrise
As Hurricane Humberto becomes the latest Cabo Verde swing-and-miss, Tropical Storm Imelda brews north of the Bahamas. Forecast to begin affecting Bermuda as a hurricane this afternoon.
VFS is Open!
By who do you think
As of earlier this morning, Alula has opened up VFS. Let the shitstorm begin. RealDonaldTrump has jumped out to an early lead.
Biopic
The Olula is a Frankenstein-esque monster created by duct-taping the head of an Alula to the body of an OPOSSUM. The brain power of an Olula is very weak, as they only know hot to say one phrase, "“HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROP-" OH GOD GET THE CUCUMBERS!
From The Logs
- 19:08, 27 September 2025 User:Turb0-Sunrise created page Backwards-ass hillbilly bullshit (←Redirected page to Lynyrd Skynyrd)
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UnSignpost News
Quote of the Week L10nM4st3r: "Dandalism"
Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 14:23, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
Oh God, not another UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
We just got over Gerg's Shitroom existing[1], and now we have yet another competitor. TropicalPanther's "New Tropical Times" has arrived on the newspaper scene this last Sunday. Damn it, I wanted the cool job nobody else had! And seriously, what's with this line? L10N! GET IN HERE AND FIX THIS!------------
Turb0-Sunrise in the Ho(u)S(e)?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Among many random events going on today, UnSignpost editor Turb0-Sunrise has made it into the Hall of Shame with his latest
article, Road Rage.
Sockpuppets
By who do you think
We have a socker! Wikicreator2562 is a rampant sockpuppeteer. With 5 confirmed socks, be on the lookout for any article on the fictional piece of bullshit Cherbia, or anything concerning the HowTo Store.
Biopic
Gergdown, formerly Theultimategergdown, is the creator of articles such as Lawrencium, as well as Make it to Ketchikan's Vancouverite Sojourn, is
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UnSignpost News
Quote of the Week """"Who wants to see some absoloute dogshit soon" -Turb0-Sunrise" -Gergdown", after responding to the quote from Issue 5, "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" — Turb0-Sunrise"-Gergdown
CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire . 14:11, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
- ↑ because it's actually funny. Nice work, gerg.