Project Wingman

"In a world where Yellowstone National Park has had enough..." ~Max0r

Project Wingman is a jet-centric game seemingly inspired by Ace Combat (but in reality it was inspired by schizophrenia), following the main character, Monarch, through the absolutely insufferable and unrealistic hellscape called Cascadia. The game was released in the dark ages and was received well by its players.

Plot

"kaboom" -yellowstone

So basically a long long time ago (literally 400 years ago), Yellowstone National Park seriously actually had enough. It went kaboom, and so did literally the entire Rocky mountain range somehow. This created the hyperautistic resource called Cordium, which basically gave everyone along the Pacific free energy. Centuries later and after the Australian incident where a bunch of mercenaries got killed, the Sicario mercenary corps is fighting Jack Sparrow or something in Louisiana, and decides to abandon their fight after hearing about more money in Cascadia over on the disgusting West coast. Our main character, Hitman 1/Monarch (okay we're just calling him Monarch), accompanies them, leading Hitman team into Cascadia and encountering the fucking antichrist, the Pacific Federation. However, since Monarch is the world's first bloodless human and hence somehow suffers "zero side effects" from the Jupiter-strength G-Forces he should experience, he shoots down everyone, allowing Sicario to enter Cascadia. After that happens, they embark off into Alaska and bomb helpless UN soldiers guarding some random airbase, allowing Sicario to take it. And then we are forced to watch as Los Angeles (ok they call it presidia but its just LA) is obliterated or something. In the words of Max0r, "Oh no! The horror!" And then, of course, Cascadia bombs their own resources. A fucker called Crimson 1 sees Monarch doing this and gets mad and calls up his friend group to kill you, but of course, Monarch beats his ass. Next up on the to-do list: bomb helpless Federation soldiers guarding AT&T HQ. And then Sicario bombs AT&T HQ, and then all the sudden, an actually important thing happens: mission 11, where basically a Federation transport aircraft was intercepted by Cascadia & Mercenaries or something. The interception was intercepted. This repeats for literally 9 hours until every single aircraft on that side of the world is shooting things and each other. But wait, it gets worse, because Crimson 1, still mad Monarch beat his friend's ass, arrives, but he's late. Like really late. Like almost the entire Federation air force got vaporized by the time he got there. Anyways, Monarch and "most" of Sicario beat his ass again. Returning to that place in Alaska they yoinked, Hitman Team goes to the giant ocean left by Yellowstone going kaput and bombs a French woman's oil rig. The French woman then boards her super-aircraft, which Monarch kaputs because he's the main character. Let's look back up on our to-do list!

• bomb pearl harbor: check
• kill more federation fucks in a forest fire: check
• buy more planes: check