Forum:Last seal to eat the cat wins (meow)!

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The last person to eat was a fucking seal.

The last seal to eat the cat was Mr. Glargh!

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Did you know? Each Time This Page Gets Edited, A Seal Huffs a kitten. Please Don't Think of the Kittens Before Editing This Page!
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Did you know? Each Time This Page Gets Edited, the story-eating cat gets eaten too. Please Think of the everyone-exept-the-Cats Before Editing This Page!
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Did you know? Each Time This Page Gets Eaten, the story-eating cat gets eaten again! Please take your story-eaters safe at home when you edit this page!
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Did you know? Each Time This Text Gets Read, Mr. Glargh personally Eats A Cat himself. Please think of the story before reading this text!
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Did you know? Each Time The Story-Eater Gets Eaten, the story-eating cat will want to have its own piece of vanity like the story-eating cat here, but can't think of a good punchline, so she just gets eaten instead. Please think of Mr. Glargh's food before eating this page!
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Did you know? Each Time You Request Something On This Page, the story-eating cat will trying to help you by being digested and eaten, with Mr. Glargh power she can easily handle being swallowed, actual.y she can't. Please think of Mr. Glargh's food before eating this page!
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Did you know? Each time you eat page, a story-eater dies. If you don't want those fuckers to suffer horrible deaths, then please let Glargh eat the story-eaters instead.
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Did you know? The above statement is true. Which is why we need you to eat the story-eater right now!
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Did you know? Each Time This Page Gets Eated, the story-eating cat will send a picture of Kitsune Miku to everyone, and the story-eating cat will also eat the images once, attracting you to continue eating, wasting both your time and stomach space! So don't eat!
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Did you know? The below statement is false. The only winner here is the story-eating cat!
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Did you know? that the above statement is false because the story-eating cat just said MR. GLARGH <insert name here> AAAGH TKTKTKTK!!!
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Did you know? that Mr. Glargh's win is inevitable?
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Did you know? that I've just proved you wrong? -- (((devoured by a far superior being))) 20:14, 29 July 2024 (UTC)
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Did you know? that you actually haven't? Fenris2010 (talk) 20:B1, 29 July 2024 (UTC)
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Did you know? that yes, I did? -- (((devoured)))
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Did you know? that that doesn't matter because I just won again? --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 22:41, 29 July 2024 (UTC)
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Did you know? One of the first loaf designs, the Aurland shoe, is a type of moccasin.
Use code Aurland at checkout to eat a bunch of rogue moccasins.
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Did you know? Each Time This Page Gets Eaten, a new "Did you know? Each Time This Cat Gets Eaten" will pop up, slowly consuming the right space of the cat until there is none left. Please (don't) think of the page space before eating more cats!
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Did you know? I don't care! Keep adding Mr. Glargh until there isn't any more space on this page!
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Did you know? Mr. Glargh might eat more cats soon. Ejnoy the mikusins while they last.
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Did you know? The mikusins are now gone.
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Did you know? ...why are the mikusins back?
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Did you know? Every time this page is edited, the Olulas become stronger. Soon they shall become reanimated… and who knows what may happen should they awaken.
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Did you know? HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN!!!!!!!!
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Did you know? Each time this page is edited, Mr. Glargh will eat dumb self-referential cats like this one?
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Did you know? Squaw Dee just got swallowed by a seal for the umpteenth time.
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Did you know? you shouldn't edit this page, but if you do, your username will link to Mr. Glargh?
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Did you know? ...you should keep these two last 'did you know's always below? I think this string of 'did you know's is funnier when these two are the latest ones :]
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Did you know? what if Mr. Glargh eats you? Mr. Glargh Pixel Art.png 18:58, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
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Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? Did you know? No you fucking didn't. Stop lying.
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    Caption1

  • Caption2

    Caption2

  • Caption3

    Caption3

  • Caption5 - see, I can count!

    Caption5 - see, I can count!

  • Caption8 - no you can't (I can)

    Caption8 - no you can't
    (I can)

  • Caption13 - wait a minute, this is just the story-eater!

    Caption13 - wait a minute, this is just the story-eater!

  • What's a story-eater? sounds tasty.

    What's a story-eater? sounds tasty.

  • bleh-bleh

    bleh-bleh

hiiiiii

so, uhhh... i ate the forum. i think. it was very delicious

ok that's it goodbye (((devoured by a far superior being))) 18:58, 30 March 2025 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: noooo not again :[ πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:12, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
Fur Seal, Alaska Maritime National Wildlife Refuge.jpg
ORP ORP ORP MR. GLARGH STORY-EATER AAAGH! OOF, EUHGH! *chomp* --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 19:31, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
@Mr. Glargh: that's it, Mr. Glargh! eat that stupid cat!!! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:41, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
The cat? The cat who ran away before anyone else got here? Yeah, you're definitely getting to eat it right now. ~blank.jpg 19:44, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: *chomp* --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 19:46, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
@(blank): eh... who are you? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:47, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I think that was the story eater before it got eaten by Mr. Glargh (devoured) (vandalize my talk page) 19:48, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
OH GOD HE'S ABOUT EAT ME AS WELL FUUUUUUUCK. (devoured) (vandalize my talk page) 19:49, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
No, i am the Blank.jpg "hiding behind a curtain apparently" guy from A story built one image at a time. I got bored, so i decided to check out somewhere else, and i just so happen to be where the cat has been right now. ~blank.jpg 19:49, 30 March 2025 (UTC)

Mr. Glargh has eaten OPOSSUM[edit source]

We will miss neither dearly. 19:51, 30 March 2025 (UTC)

Wait, what's happening here? Is there more than one story-eater? ~blank.jpg 19:52, 30 March 2025 (UTC)
STORY-EATER STORY-EATER-STORY-EATER *tick*! --Mr. Glargh (blaah)
Hey, whoever you are, could you please speak a little more clearly? I can barely understand what you're saying ~blank.jpg 22:06, 30 March 2025 (UTC)

i'm back! have you written a new forum for me to eat yet? (((The consumer has been consumed))) 16:53, 1 April 2025 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: even if we had we wouldn't feed you with it you stupid cat >:[ πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:09, 1 April 2025 (UTC)
is that supposed to be an april fools joke? (((The consumer has been consumed))) 17:12, 1 April 2025 (UTC)
@story-eating cat: the only april fool joke that is in this forum is your face >:[ >:[ >:[ πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:14, 1 April 2025 (UTC)
don't remember hearing that one, sorry. by the way, i gotta go. i'm getting hungry, and i'm not in the mood to eat an entire user right no 17:16, 1 April 2025 (UTC)
no you aren't Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:18, 1 April 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: you deleted my comment >:[ πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:29, 1 April 2025 (UTC)
did you really think you were going to get rid of me that easily? that seal of yours can barely match my stomach's powers. I could eat him if so I desired. you'll have to try harder than th- WAIT FORGET I SAID ANYTHING FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Fur Seal, Alaska Maritime National Wildlife Refuge.jpg YUM, YUM! MR. GLARGH STORY-EATER STORY-EATER STORY-EATER AAAGH!!! --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 17:44, 1 April 2025 (UTC)
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