UnGames:The Impossible Text Adventure

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Bet you didn't notice the typo, eh?

Welcome to hell. You will now be subject to the most torturous, absolutely disgusting torment known to man. You have been warned. The things, the twists, the turns you are about to see in this game are the most hair-ripping, head-banging, keysmashing imbecilic drivel that you will ever lay your eyes upon. I fear you, but you definitely do not fear the emotion of yourself. Why would you do this to yourself other than to give yourself sick pleasure of knowing you are a useless human being? Do I pity you? No. You already pity the man in the mirror... Go on, start.

So where do I begin?[edit | edit source]

You find yourself in the grassy plains. Your motive is to stop the evil aliens from corrupting the world. There's a cliff with a ladder that you can climb. If you don't like that, there's a mansion that DEFINITELY does not look like its empty and filled with ghosts.