UnGames:The Impossible Text Adventure/mansion
Alright, so, if I'm reading this right, even if I specifically said there were ghosts in there and it was empty? Oh, sorry, I guess "empty" is too much of a word for you, huh? Look, we all know by data you're a 10-yr. old if you picked this option, so go work on your spelling test, alright Ryan? If not, please stop watching The History Channel. It's for your own good. Of course you've thrown all sense out of the window in favor of your own desires, maybe you wanna fuck a ghost, alright then! Weird as hell, but fine! Why would I care about a paranormal wingnut who doesn't know the first thing about survival? The only survival you know about is a damn Hatchet book you read in 5th grade.
Anyways, as you step into the mansion, guess what? GHOOSTS APPEAR! Yeah. You're stupid. Luckily for you, there's a vacuum next to you that you can use to suck up the ghosts. There's a 50% it might be jammed though. You can always try to make friends with the ghosts, because love and kindness solves all problems. OR! You can try the third option, which is run away as fast as you can! You've fucked up now!