UnGames:The Impossible Text Adventure/cliff
Alright then, you've realized "Hey, fuck it, I have nothing to lose!" and have decided to climb your way up to "victory". A move that is only as horrible as Aaron Rodgers going to the Jets. However, we have to admire your dignity.. what's left of it anyways.. and your courage to really take this head-on. HeadOn was also the product you should've used because you're a stupid dumbass and maybe that quack product can cure your autism. Anyways, you climb the ladder to the top of the cliff and..
WOW, you made it. Good job, you miserable failure. Now, as you look on, you see absolutely nothing that will aid you in this quest. Wait, while looking behind you, you see a guy who killed himself! Yep! He's just hanging there! Why don't you try to loot him? But wait, there's more! There's a forest behind the cliff that has an airplane crash landing inside.. They're definitely all dead, the passengers, yeah. WAIT! There's a third option too! There's a chest not too far out of sight. Why would you NOT check what's inside? So... what'cha waiting for?