UnGames:The Impossible Text Adventure/hang

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What a goofy goober

The hell is wrong with you? No, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? Why the hell would you want to search a dead guy's body? That's just.. highly insensitive. I can't even make a joke about that. Like, Jesus Christ man. Calm down. Also you're a closeted homosexual. Don't hide it. We all know you [REDACTED] and just love [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] rough [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] all over your [REDACTED], smell of [REDACTED] covering you in thick, slimy [REDACTED]. Right? Yeah, I think I'm right.

Anyways, as you search the dead body, you find a paperclip. You also find a book called "Tying Ropes: The Unauthorized Encyclopedia of Knots, Ties, and Bows". Ok.. useless so far but alright. Then, you finally stumble upon something underneath the plain white t-shirt he's wearing. An alien shirt. Yes, with a caption saying "seek out the truth". So this guy was a conspiracy theorist all along. Now I'm actually glad he killed himself, eh? Alright I'm kidding, obviously. I've already been much of an asshole this whole time, so let's just check out the options you can do. You can first trace the source of who made this shirt and tap in with his conspiracy theorist friends. Who knows, maybe they know stuff about the alien invasion. You could also contact his family. It looks like they don't even know yet, and hey, it would be a nice thing to do, right? Choose wisely, or just coin-flip, I don't care.