Forum:Talk to Mr. Glargh the seal

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Please consult the Sealese-English dictionary if you want to have any hopes of deciphering what Mr. Glargh is trying to tell you. Unlike most seals, Mr. Glargh doesn't care much about grammar.

If you don't how to say something, OPOSSUM will attempt to translate it into Sealese for you.

MR. GLARGH! MR. GLARGH EGGS TKTKTKTK! --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 17:21, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@Mr. Glargh: hi, Mr. Glargh. tell me, how is it having a marsupial as your cousin? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:38, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:@Mr.Glargh: Thanks for answering. Alright… lemme try to translate… "Mr… Glargh! Mr. Glargh OPOSSUM tktktktk? Mr. Glargh OPOSSUM tktktktk oof? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:50, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

BLEH, MR. GLARGH BLEH OPOSSUM TKTKTKTK. MR. GLARGH BLEH OPOSSUM GLIGPH TKTKTKTK. MR. GLARGH OPOSSUM TKTKTKTK OOF!!! --Mr. Glargh (blaah)

That means that he doesn't want to ever see me, and that he wants me to die. Well, that's just what I suspected. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:50, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: well, that's kinda mean. you should ask that seal to treat you better. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:05, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Oh, anyway… @Mr. Glargh: Urp Mr. Glargh OPOSSUM tktktktk oof? OPOSSUM bleh tktktktk oof. OPOSSUM hehhg-hehhg orp, OPOSSUM eggs orp, OPOSSUM FIBSH orp. Mr. Glargh eggs fibsh hehhg haaagh? Mr. Glargh bleh oof! OPOSSUM bleh Mr. Glargh tktktktk oof!

I'm asking Mr. Glargh why he wants me to die, at least that's what I'm trying to say. I mean, I don't want him to die. I give him his eggs, fish and cocaine, you know, the stuff he lives on. And I don't want him to die. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:19, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

MR. GLARGH EGGS HAAAGH! OOH OPOSSUM BLEH, MR. GLARGH EGGS-FIBSH-HEHHG HAAAGH! OOH OPOSSUM BLEN, MR. HLARHH BLEH OOF! ORP ORP ORP!! MR. GLARGH OPOSSUM TKTKTKTK OOF! MR. GLARGH DANIPINE3 TKTKTKTK OOF!" – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mr. Glargh (talk • contribs)

Dunno, I think he's trying to say that he can get his own eggs, cocaine and fish, and that he still wants me (and you) to die. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:19, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: huh? why me? what did I do to your cousin for him to hate me like this? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:22, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I think he just hates everyone that isn't a seal. Do you know any seals who we could possibly summon as ambassadors? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:23, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: sadly, I don't know any seals. because, you know, I don't live in the Arctic. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:38, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Huh? I thought you could find them on shores all over the world. I guess Spain doesn't have any seals, what a disappointment. Back home in California we have plenty of em. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:51, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: nvm, I don't know what I was talking about. it turns out that Spain does have seals, although only a few of them. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:23, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Nice. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:18, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

As someone who lives more or less in the middle of the seal area in the image on the right, i can tell you all right now that seals don't exist 21:19, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: EHH? MR. GLARGH ARP! ALULA MR. GLARGH GLIGPH? ALULA TKTKTKTK OOF? --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 21:33, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Maybe the map is inaccurate, and Norway just doesn't have any seals, because we certainly do have plenty of them on the west coast of the U.S.A. … Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:33, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: those seals clearly are fake. they're but robots designed by the govermnent of the United States to spy on unsuspecting citizens. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:40, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: even Mr. Glargh here? If he could understand you, he'd be even more pissed off. But maybe that's just because you know all the secrets of the CIA… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:42, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: who said I know that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:54, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: robot or not, asshole or not, our seal will almost certainly help us destroy the story-eater. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:06, 19 March 2025 (UTC)