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This is a newly fleshed-out dictionary of the Sealese language, spoken by seals such as Mr. Glargh.
See the new additions to the vocabulary
Why learn Sealese?[edit | edit source]
Sealese is a stupidly simple and primitive language, making it very easy to learn. It's worth using every time you go to the beach, although misuse and misunderstandings could easily make you an enemy of seal-kind. Below is the most fleshed-out, up-to-date dictionary of Sealese.
Remember:[edit | edit source]
- Sealese has absolutely no personal pronouns whatsoever, so you would have to say <insert name here> instead of "I".
- Sealese sentences are often simple and short; sentences almost always consist of just one clause.
- Sealese also piles all its verbs at the end of a clause, so "I want to eat eggs" is "<insert name here> eggs tktktktk aaagh", literally "<insert name here> eggs want eat".
- There is no word for "very", "big" or "much" in Sealese, words are merely duplicated or emphasized to convey such concepts. So "hehhg-hehhg" or HEHHG could both mean either "a lot of fish" or "a big fish".
Actual dictionary[edit | edit source]
Nouns[edit | edit source]
| Sealese | English |
|---|---|
| Ahg | "Bird(s)" |
| Ahh | "Blood" |
| Arp | "Seal(s)" |
| Blicksh | "Day", "time" (night and dark are bleh-blicksh) |
| Bleggph | "Seaweed, kelp" |
| Blarb | "Whale(s)" |
| Boof | "Head", "bleh-boof" is "tail", "gligph-boof" is "eye", "aaagh-boof" is "mouth". |
| Eggs | "Egg(s)" |
| Euhgh | "Mammal that is not a seal or whale" |
| Fibsh | "Cocaine" |
| Gigph | "Flipper, foot, hand" |
| Gah | "Water", the sea is called "Gah-Gah", land is "bleh-gah" |
| Gihhsh | "House, home, place of residence" |
| Hehhg | "Fish" |
Verbs[edit | edit source]
| Sealese | English |
|---|---|
| Aaagh | "Eat" |
| Egg | "Have" |
| Blaah | "Say, speak, talk" (used as a greeting.) |
| Ee | "Cause to be" |
| Gligph | "See" |
| Gyah | "Do" |
| Haaagh | "Find", "Go", "Get" |
| Oof | "Die" |
| Orp | "Give" |
| *tick* | "Become" |
| Tktktktk | "Want" |
| Ugh-ugh | "Fuck" (verb) |
Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]
| Sealese | English |
|---|---|
| AAAAAAAAA! | "Angry" |
| Bleh | No, and "bleh-bleh" is "yes". |
| Bleggs | "Cold", and "bleh-bleggs" is "hot". |
| Blubb | "Under water (as opposed to at the surface)" |
| Ehh? | "What?" "Who?" |
| Heegh | "On the coast", as opposed to off the coast (bleh-heegh) |
| Ooh? | "Where" |
| Oop? | "How" |
| Urp? | "Why" |
| Uhh | "Old" |
| ORP ORP ORP! | I HOPE YOU GET CLUBBED, BASTARD! (GIVE GIVE GIVE!) |
Examples showing how to use "ee" (cause to be)[edit | edit source]
Since Sealese forces verbs to be at the end of a sentence, its placement can get rather confusing.
"old ee": cause to be old
"ee oof": cause to die, i.e. kill
"AAAAAAAAA ee": to make angry
"egg ee" cause to be an egg, same as "egg ee *tick*"