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This is a newly fleshed-out dictionary of the Sealese language, spoken by seals such as Mr. Glargh.
Why learn Sealese?[edit | edit source]
Sealese is a stupidly simple and primitive language, making it very easy to learn. It's worth using every time you go to the beach, although misuse and misunderstandings could easily make you an enemy of seal-kind. Below is the most fleshed-out, up-to-date dictionary of Sealese.
Remember:[edit | edit source]
- Sealese has absolutely no personal pronouns whatsoever, so you would have to say <insert name here> instead of "I".
- Sealese sentences are often simple and short; sentences almost always consist of just one clause.
- Sealese also piles all its verbs at the end of a clause, so "I want to eat eggs" is "<insert name here> eggs tktktktk aaagh", literally "<insert name here> eggs want eat".
- There is no word for "very", "big" or "much" in Sealese, words are merely duplicated or emphasized to convey such concepts. So "hehhg-hehhg" or HEHHG could both mean either "a lot of fish" or "a big fish".
Actual dictionary[edit | edit source]
Non-verbs
| Sealese | English |
|---|---|
| AAAAAAAAA! | "Angry" |
| Ahh | "Blood" |
| Arp | "Seal" |
| Blarb | "Whale" |
| Bleh | No, and "bleh-bleh" is "yes". |
| Eggs | "Eggs" |
| Ehh? | "What?" "Who?" |
| Euhgh | "Mammal that is not a seal or whale" |
| Fibsh | "Cocaine" |
| Gah | "Water", the sea is called "Gah-Gah" |
| Hehhg | "Fish" |
| Ooh? | "Where" |
| Oop? | "How" |
| Urp? | "Why" |
| ORP ORP ORP! | I HOPE YOU GET CLUBBED, BASTARD! (GIVE GIVE GIVE!) |
Verbs
| Sealese | English |
|---|---|
| Aaagh | "Eat" |
| Blaah | "Say, speak, talk" (used as a greeting.) |
| Gligph | "See" |
| Gyah | "Do" |
| Haaagh | "Find", "Go", "Get" |
| Oof | "Die" |
| Orp | "Give" |
| *tick* | "Become" |
| Tktktktk | "Want" |
| Ugh-ugh | "Fuck" (verb) |