User talk:Teh Epik Duck
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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15:28, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
- ALULA, THOSE WERE NOT BAD EDITS, GIVE A VALID EDIT SUMMARY FOR YOUR REVERTS. THIS IS NOT WIKIPEDIA, THIS IS UNCYCLOPEDIA. TEH EPIK DUCK! YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##! 16:18, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
- yeah no, not when you're this angry about it
16:56, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
- just because i was using ALL CAPS doesnt mean im angry TEH EPIK DUCK! YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##! 16:57, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
- then you shouldn't be writing in all caps on the internet 18:41, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
- then you shouldn't be writing in all caps on the internet
- just because i was using ALL CAPS doesnt mean im angry TEH EPIK DUCK! YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##! 16:57, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
- yeah no, not when you're this angry about it