User talk:Teh Epik Duck

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Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

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ALULA, THOSE WERE NOT BAD EDITS, GIVE A VALID EDIT SUMMARY FOR YOUR REVERTS. THIS IS NOT WIKIPEDIA, THIS IS UNCYCLOPEDIA. TEH EPIK DUCK! _{YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##!} 16:18, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

yeah no, not when you're this angry about it 16:56, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

just because i was using ALL CAPS doesnt mean im angry TEH EPIK DUCK! _{YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##!} 16:57, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

then you shouldn't be writing in all caps on the internet 18:41, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

Ow.

This talk page is making my eyes bleed. I might end up adding it to AGH MY EYES. Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 13:24, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

sorry i removed it TEH EPIK DUCK! _{YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##!} 14:14, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Congrats on 100 edits

It only gets more screwed up from here. Anyways, bum you a vote? Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 19:51, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Why does It only gets more screwed up from here? TEH EPIK DUCK! _{YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##!} 06:09, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Btw i added a vote. TEH EPIK DUCK! ^UnTalk 06:12, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 3 days for vandalizing other people's talk pages. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop vandalizing other people's talk pages. Thaaanks! -- 11:19, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

Please just unblock me. Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 11:54, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

I wont do that again so unblock me now Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 11:54, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request.

Teh Epik Duck (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

I wont do that again so unblock me now Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 11:54, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

Decline reason:

I have no reason to trust you to not do it again, so no. 14:37, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

Also, the vandalism on OPOSSUM's talk page was allowed, since his talk page is meant to be chaotic according to him Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 07:08, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

You're misreading that. It says that they shouldn't be blocked from being visible (as in being hidden from the edit history altogether), not that you're specifically allowed to vandalize it. 09:13, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

No, it actually is meant to be chaotic, see the ambox saying "Dear Admins/Sysops" and youll see text saying "After all, the goal of my talk page has been to create chaos and Bat Fuck Insanity since its inception." – Preceding unsigned comment added by Teh Epik Duck (talk • contribs)

Have you perhaps, at any point, considered that this still doesn't make vandalizing other people's talk pages ok? Whatever OPOSSUM thinks about other people vandalizing his talk page is his problem, but that doesn't change the facts that 1: it's still a blockable offense even if it stays up and 2: i caught you vandalizing at least 2 other talk pages. 00:13, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

Teh Epik Duck's to-do list after he gets unblocked

• Nominate that one inflation fetish video for QVFD
• Be a constructive contributor
• replace logo with using my personal common.js
• Add Clippy and use {{RandomActiveUser}} in my userpage. Unblocked.

That's all for now. Might add more elements to the to-do list.

Uhh, the MrX thing in Video essay already uses the username thing. _KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:05 11 4 2025. 14:44, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

video essay uses a random username template, for your information. using {{USERNAME}} wouldn't work for ip's, so the {{RandomActiveUser}} template is better. gergdown, eh (talk) 14:46, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

Oh, OK. Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 14:47, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

Hey...

What did you replace File:Gothfield.jpg and File:Commission Alyson.jpg with other files that have nothing to do with the original that had been uploaded? That's pretty much vandalism. So please don't keep doing that if you were planning to. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:22, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

I wanted to prevent users from seeing the cringe and therefore having to waste a lot of money on bleach just to get the cringe out of the eyes Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 18:03, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure nobody's going to bleach their eyes for seeing a comical image of Garfield as a goth chick, specially when there are worse things out there... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:27, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

I'm kind of of with TED on this one, I'll admit. But that's mostly because I've been goatse'd so many times that I'm basically indifferent to it now, but not to that fox image. Oh, you nasty old internet. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:29, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Blocked again

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1 week for being a dick. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being a dick. Thaaanks! -- 15:03, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

Oh yeah, in case you didn't know: evading your block in any way = longer block. Even if you'd registered that account beforehand. 15:43, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

Zombiebaron. Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 15:29, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

I get a Zombiebaron., you get a Zombiebaron., everyone gets a Zombiebaron.!

Zombiebaron. Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 15:33, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

Teh Epik Duck's to-do list after he gets unblocked (part 2)

• Re-add rules on the Editnotice, however, they look different.

that's all for now. Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 16:02, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

Unblock me, NEGRO.

This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request.

Teh Epik Duck (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

Unblock me now you retard. I was making constructive edits to Uncyclopedia and you blocked me for "being a dick" while i am definitely NOT a dick, you retard. Why dont you block actual spammers like TropicalPanther isntead of constructive contributors, you retarded motherfucker. And, se hai dovuto tradurre questo soltanto per leggerlo, sei il doppio di cosa ti ho chamato e pure una stronza di merda.

Decline reason:

You are literally proving my point about you being a dick within this very block message. In any case, my answer is a very clear "no". 19:12, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

Oh, and also: stop socking. Seriously. It's not gonna get you anywhere. 16:52, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

why the hell are you so annoyed?

I get TropicalPanther can get a bit annoying at times (and the user has already been blocked once or twice for this), but they definitely don't deserve the hatred you have for them. if you feel annoyed by their behavior just ignore them, but don't go to such a rampant rage on this wiki just to get the guy banned. and definitely don't call the admins slurs, specially if you want to get unbanned. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:18, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

I am just a neutral YonKaGor fan, why hate on an artist with a large fanbase? Gabri ^growl _sniff 23:11, 28 October 2025 (UTC)