User talk:Teh Epik Duck

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

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ALULA, THOSE WERE NOT BAD EDITS, GIVE A VALID EDIT SUMMARY FOR YOUR REVERTS. THIS IS NOT WIKIPEDIA, THIS IS UNCYCLOPEDIA. TEH EPIK DUCK! _{YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##!} 16:18, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

yeah no, not when you're this angry about it 16:56, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

just because i was using ALL CAPS doesnt mean im angry TEH EPIK DUCK! _{YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##!} 16:57, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

then you shouldn't be writing in all caps on the internet 18:41, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

Ow.

This talk page is making my eyes bleed. I might end up adding it to AGH MY EYES. Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 13:24, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

sorry i removed it TEH EPIK DUCK! _{YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##!} 14:14, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Congrats on 100 edits

It only gets more screwed up from here. Anyways, bum you a vote? Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 19:51, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Why does It only gets more screwed up from here? TEH EPIK DUCK! _{YOU ARE A ###KING ##GG##!} 06:09, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Btw i added a vote. TEH EPIK DUCK! ^UnTalk 06:12, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 3 days for vandalizing other people's talk pages. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop vandalizing other people's talk pages. Thaaanks! -- 11:19, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

Please just unblock me. Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 11:54, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

I wont do that again so unblock me now Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 11:54, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request.

Teh Epik Duck (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

I wont do that again so unblock me now Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 11:54, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

Decline reason:

I have no reason to trust you to not do it again, so no. 14:37, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

Also, the vandalism on OPOSSUM's talk page was allowed, since his talk page is meant to be chaotic according to him Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 07:08, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

You're misreading that. It says that they shouldn't be blocked from being visible (as in being hidden from the edit history altogether), not that you're specifically allowed to vandalize it. 09:13, 5 October 2025 (UTC)

No, it actually is meant to be chaotic, see the ambox saying "Dear Admins/Sysops" and youll see text saying "After all, the goal of my talk page has been to create chaos and Bat Fuck Insanity since its inception." – Preceding unsigned comment added by Teh Epik Duck (talk • contribs)

Have you perhaps, at any point, considered that this still doesn't make vandalizing other people's talk pages ok? Whatever OPOSSUM thinks about other people vandalizing his talk page is his problem, but that doesn't change the facts that 1: it's still a blockable offense even if it stays up and 2: i caught you vandalizing at least 2 other talk pages. 00:13, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

Teh Epik Duck's to-do list after he gets unblocked

• Nominate that one inflation fetish video for QVFD
• Be a constructive contributor
• replace logo with using my personal common.js
• Add Clippy and use {{RandomActiveUser}} in my userpage. Unblocked.

That's all for now. Might add more elements to the to-do list.

Uhh, the MrX thing in Video essay already uses the username thing. _CUN Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire . 14:44, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

video essay uses a random username template, for your information. using {{USERNAME}} wouldn't work for ip's, so the {{RandomActiveUser}} template is better. gergdown, eh (talk) 14:46, 6 October 2025 (UTC)

Oh, OK. Teh Epik Duck ^(talk) 14:47, 6 October 2025 (UTC)