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The people living in St. Lawrence, Pennsylvania got the new cable in the last quarter of 1999 during the Y2K bug. That was when AT&T took over. The people living in the other parts of Reading, Pennsylvania got the new Time Warner Cable the year before. Comcast took over in May 2001, and then it was upgraded to Xfinity in 2010. The old cable is gone.

"That sucks," one person would say. "We have the new cable," says Uncle Jim from St. Lawrence. "The people living in the other parts of Reading got the new cable before we did, but now we have the new cable as well. I like the new cable. It's nice. It has more things to see."

Chevy Chevette[edit]

A white 1986 Chevy Chevette with red wood panels and orange decals, this one is a five-door hatchback. The spare tire is on the outside of the rear hatch, and it has a loud muffler.

It sounds like it was beefed up, like it has turbo jets.

sweet god[edit]

thank my fucking lord this sandbox cleaned up from the 13 year old dream stans