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𝕰𝕾𝕮𝕬𝕻𝕰 𝕱𝕽𝕺𝕸 𝕺𝕵𝕬𝕴
The shack.

Since you were a child, you had always heard of this place. Somewhere northwest of the cinematic place of Los Angeles, in the hellish realm known as California; somewhere in a never-heard-of place known as Ventura County; there laid a legendary town that only the bravest ones could dare to visit: Ojai. As much as you had heard of this place, you had never the chance to visit it and see for yourself how true those legends were. However, for better of for worse, that has changed now.

You’ve woken up in a dark shack at night. You don't remember how you got here. The whirrs and buzzes of Mechasin echo in the dark. You thankfully didn't have any kind of memory loss, as you clearly remember that your name is John; but you do have a black spot in your memory where the last hours of your life should have been stored. You don't know either where this shack can be -or, at least, you didn't until you saw a big sign barely illuminated that said, Welcome to Ojai.

You only have one thing sure: You must Escape from Ojai.

You may:

Fellow lunatics, contribute as you wish to my new project!

This game features:[edit | edit source]

  • Ojai
  • John
  • Moccasins
  • OPOSSUM zombies
  • Mechasin
  • The Aracuan
  • Knife Guy
  • Luna
  • Olulas
  • AZATHOTH
  • Penguins
  • The Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia

This game will feature:[edit | edit source]

  • Gothfield
  • Jon Arbuckle
  • Pregnancy sentences
  • Møqasÿn Rein
  • The story-eating cat
  • Tony Montana (enemy of the story-eating cat)
  • Death
  • The guy behind the white curtain
  • Lesbians from Lesbianland
  • Catgirls from Catgirltopia
  • J. K. Rowling and her wicked witch club
  • Reboz, the moccasin wizard
  • ʔK'âʞДe
  • And much more!