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Lyrics to whatever this is. All credit to this goes to the original uploader, the song is genuinely good (if you love running over reindeer while drunk, at least)
For those wondering how this is ASBOWAAT-related, Asgore literally does this exact thing right here. Yes, this is real
Berg en TRÜCKing my way through town
Hope I don't knock somebody down
Time to put this delicious friend inside me right now
(mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
I enjoy a nice late-night beer
Whoops I forgot I'm at the wheel
Oh look hey is that a woodpeck-
ER WAIT NO THAT'S DESS!!!
(cartoon explosion noise)
Whoops I
Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Goodness I'm not alright I-
Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Goodness I'm not alright I-
Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Goodness I'm not alright I-
Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Goodness I'm not alright I-
Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Goodness I'm not alright I-
Freaking killed a kid with my truck tonight
Isekai'd her to the end of her life
Hit the deer that got caught in my headlights
Golly, I am in trouble now
Will Tori still love me when I go home?
She loves me she
Loves me not NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's over just like that cowboy show
What am I supposed to tell my bro?
Carol's gonna dig my grave in the snow
no...
Reindeer got ran over by an Asgore
Driving home to his house christmas eve
I deserve to be sent to an asylum
For this crime against humanity
Reindeer got ran over by an Asgore
Driving home to his house christmas eve
I deserve to be sent to an asylum
For this crime against humanity
(crying noises)
And even worse...
This is going to lead to divorce just you wait and see