Last person to edit wins

The last person to talk is not L10nM4st3r!

I win – Preceding unsigned comment added by L10nM4st3r (talk • contribs)

No you didn't! 09:46, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Neither did you :) DaniPine3 (talk) 09:58, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Nor did you! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 10:35, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

O: <- (Surprised face) DaniPine3 (talk) 10:41, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

You fools! I’m the true winner here! ---Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia 10:43, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

You're the only fool here, because I'm the one true winner here --- Luna (talk) 11:35, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Neither of you will be winning this if i stab you both! Knife Girl 11:53, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Well what if I stab you instead? --- Knife Guy (Knife Girl's Genderbent version) 14:50, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

visibly turned on by that sentence uhhhhm... please do that pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease --Knife Girl 16:02, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Er..... Okay? stabs Knife Guy (Knife Girl's Genderbent version 16:08, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

I win! I win! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:31, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

no you didn't >:3 DaniPine3 (talk) 19:36, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Both of you, go away! This is MY page to win! 19:36, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Your signature doesn't show your username... now we may never know who you are... not that it matters, because I'm the real winner either way >:3 DaniPine3 (talk) 19:41, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Dani, Dani, Dani. You have no Idea how Wrong you Are. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:48, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Not like you're much right either... As a matter of fact, I have won once again >:] DaniPine3 (talk) 19:51, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

Fuck, i forgot to sign properly. Well, since you both refuse to get off my page, i'm gonna stab you both! --Knife Girl 20:05, 8 October 2024 (UTC)

You didn't stab me...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 00:36, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Well, now i will! --Knife Girl 11:43, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Not so fast, Knife Girl! I know your weakness- it's literally printed at the top of this page! Last time you tried to stab someone, said someone said to stab you instead, and you got all flushed! And I shall use this power again!
I'm gonna stab ya :3 🔪🔪🔪🔪 DaniPine3 (talk) 12:07, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

oh nooooooooo, don't do that please. i would be so easily distracted... (:3) --Knife Girl 12:11, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

well I will, and there's nothing you can do to stop me :3 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 DaniPine3 (talk) 13:21, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

We have a forum forum! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:44, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

Forum² DaniPine3 (talk) 17:47, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

This is a stupid namespace. Don't use it. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:03, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

You're not my boss! I can do whatever I want! >:] DaniPine3 (talk) 18:10, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

This is a silly namespace. Please use it :3 18:20, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

My honest reaction to that comment: :B ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 23:48, 9 October 2024 (UTC)

I win!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 15:08, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

No you don't :3🔪 --Knife Girl 17:37, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Neither did you :3 🔪🔪🔪🔪 --Knife Guy (Knife Girl's Genderbent version 17:45, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Nor thou :B --Squaw Dee's linkless signature

Hey! Are you trying to steal OPOSSUM's signature ":B"? DaniPine3 (talk) 18:26, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

No, I'm succeeding. :B ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:45, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

You should watch out, because OPOSSUM might find out about this; and you don't want an angry OPOSSUM... DaniPine3 (talk) 18:47, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

go eat shit fuckers – Preceding unsigned comment added by Squaw Dee (talk • contribs) – Preceding unsigned comment added by DaniPine3 (talk • contribs) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Squaw Dee (talk • contribs)

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<H>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ

 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 14:55, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

I will proceed to turn this page into a testing page for my new wiki-editing quick-menu option script I am making.

This edit was not part of a test. The next one will be. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:40, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Do you mean this edit i did just now, or the next one you'll be doing? 10:42, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

we may never know... DaniPine3 (talk) 10:43, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Truly unfortunate. 13:50, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Ignorant fools!

I AM ALL POWERFUL (I am only a little more convenienced than you are) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:28, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

say whatever you want, but you don't have admin privileges, which proves your real lack of all-powerfullness (I know it's omnipotente but "all-powerfullness" sounds cooler) DaniPine3 (talk) 16:03, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

THE LION HATH RETURNED (SOMEHOW) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:09, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

MY POWER CANNOT BE QUESTIONED (I only have a bit more convenience than you guys) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:13, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

well, I dare to question your power! >:] DaniPine3 (talk) 16:15, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Fool, you are a mere mortal, and I can type in a talk page without opening it! AHAHAHA, Who's more powerful now! ;p L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:21, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

I don't think that's a very effective display of power. You can just do that by changing the URL. 16:23, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Well I can do that effortlessly. Also I'm just joking. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:23, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Also your suggestion would require me to press "publish changes", which would cause me to open the page. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:24, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Title

I win L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 01:36, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

no DaniPine3 (talk) 07:48, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Title

yes L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:58, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

I win

Title L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:58, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

nice Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:03, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

yest I Doݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:07, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Correct, you do. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:09, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Fucking edit conflict myself twice in a row. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:09, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

How’s it going, my favorite mammal of the family Cervidae? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:10, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

I win! Also, who's opposom talking too? Whats a Cervidae? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:27, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

I am talking to Squaw Deer, cervidae is the deer family. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:40, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Aaaaahh ok. You see, I'm stupid. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:42, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Who is squaw deer? ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:56, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Squaw Deer. It’s literally you. Have you gone mad? Have you forgotten your own name? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:57, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

You have a wierd speech impediment, adding an r to the end of my name. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:04, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

reallyr? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:06, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Indeed. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:07, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

↑↑↑the above template was created by OPOSSUM↑↑↑ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:10, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

I had to replace the template transclusion wit the template code so that this page doesn't get included in the Washington category. hope you don't care about it DaniPine3 (talk) 17:24, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

It’s fine. Good for you Dani :) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:41, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

:3 – Preceding unsigned comment added by Alula (talk • contribs)

You forgot to sign... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:51, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Sign? Why would i need a sign?

Why?

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:07, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

I'm the Grue...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 01:21, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

No you aren't. 01:25, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

This is unrelated to the inevitable truth that I'm a Grue, but thanks for making me a rollbacker!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 01:35, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

Fenris is not THE Grue, just A Grue. OPOSSUM wishes he was a Grue, and he wants to be a Grue so badly that he is willing to edit his own genes once the grue genome is decoded. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:37, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

I'm not sure I want to have you experiment, especially with trying to decode the grue genome. Remember how you created the Olulas...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 01:49, 15 October 2024 (UTC)

Please continue decoding the grue genome 17:35, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Alula, you're much more sinister than I ever thought... :O DaniPine3 (talk) 17:41, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Noo, don't do this! Every time they try to understand the monster, they always accidently (or on purposely) make it stronger! 80 Trillion people will die in -1 milliseconds if you do this! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:27, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Don't worry, i've contained this extremely dangerous monster in a glass jar. There's no way it's escaping. 20:35, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

That's the kind of thing people in films/video games say before the monster escapes and starts killing everyone. DaniPine3 (talk) 20:41, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

*There is a dead birdperson on the floor. On a hastily written note next to her, it's written "it's escaping". It also says " 20:51, 16 October 2024 (UTC)" on the back.*

NOOOOOOOOOOO, ALULA! Who will I use as a ragdoll for stabbing now? :,[ DaniPine3 (talk) 21:04, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Me? (pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease) --Knife Girl 22:01, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Okay, whatever you say... here comes the stabbing :3 🔪 DaniPine3 (talk) 22:04, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

I'm not here, I'm watching from the safety of my tv. Oh yes, this is a TV show. No, it's not a horror show... So you can't just pop out of it... No no NOOO! DON'T DO IT! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:37, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

Following comment added by the great Squaw Dee

N^L₀V^T_X

The comment above has been stabbed by me :3🔪 --Knife Girl 19:50, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

The comment below the aforementioned comment above has been stabbed by me :3🔪🔪 --Knife Guy (Knife Girl's Genderbent version) 20:20, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

This is correct :3 --Knife Girl 23:47, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

I know :3 now prepare to be stabbed :3 🔪🔪🔪🔪 --Knife Guy (Knife Girl's Genderbent version) 23:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

Aaaaaaa giant :3 jumpscare DaniPine3 (talk) 23:37, 18 October 2024 (UTC)

even bigger :3 jumpscare 00:17, 19 October 2024 (UTC)

:3

way bigger :B jumpscare to fight against the :3 julpscare DaniPine3 (talk) 00:26, 19 October 2024 (UTC)

i hope you realize that the size limit for these is quite massive :3 00:33, 19 October 2024 (UTC)

:3

I'm actually surprised to hear there's an actual size limit. I thought it would just let you make the file as big as you wanted- even if it meant breaking the page DaniPine3 (talk) 00:53, 19 October 2024 (UTC)

The size limit for an image is scaled to the image's original size or something. And these two are quite big by default, so their maximum size will be absolutely massive. 01:28, 19 October 2024 (UTC)

HOLY CRAP THAT'S BIG
... we're going to need to make an archive for the talk page, aren't we? DaniPine3 (talk) 01:37, 19 October 2024 (UTC)

I get back from my cross country race to see what's been happening on Uncyclopedia and see that this happened. Is it wrong that I don't feel surprised? It feels wrong.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:20, 19 October 2024 (UTC)

There's nothing wrong here, just an absolutely massive :3 floating around. 17:40, 19 October 2024 (UTC)

Definitely nothing wrong with that.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 23:06, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

We're completely insane.

No shit, sherlock ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:57, 21 October 2024 (UTC)

Shut up, deer.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 14:13, 25 October 2024 (UTC)

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I win! 23:17, 14 November 2024 (UTC)

H Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 23:23, 14 November 2024 (UTC)

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER DaniPine3 (talk) 23:23, 14 November 2024 (UTC)

whoa that’s almost as big as my MOCCASINS Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 23:28, 14 November 2024 (UTC)

Those are some small moccasins. 11:05, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

pichu pichu Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:49, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

you really are obsessed with pichus, huh? DaniPine3 (talk) 14:56, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

<insert plusle and minun image><insert pachirisu image><insert emolga image> Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 15:40, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

Man, the Pokémon company really likes their Pikachu, huh? They've got like, thousands of Pokémons that are just copy-and-paste versions of it... DaniPine3 (talk) 15:51, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

I think there's only 9 evolutionary families of Pikachu clones (that's about 15 pokémons total). 15:54, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

I’m no pokenerd ok, I trust you I guess Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 15:59, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, but someone's 100% gonna try to claim that Pichu is a Pikachu clone or something stupid like that (which by the way, it isn't, because it's literally just a baby Pikachu) 16:01, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

and i adore every pikachu evolution and pikaclone... except for morpeko. i'm honestly not the biggest morpeko fan. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 16:11, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

according to a research I did in like five seconds, this guy counts as a 'Pikachu clone' too. Do you like that pokémon too? DaniPine3 (talk) 16:19, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

the little scrunkly. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 16:22, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

so that's a yes? DaniPine3 (talk) 16:26, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

yeah Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 16:29, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

moccasins

moccasins

MOCCASINS!!!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 16:24, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

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You no Deer. Me Deer. OP! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:25, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

Yes, you are a deer. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 16:44, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

hope this place is safe from moccaspin 2

What have I created Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 20:05, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

What have you created indeed. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:28, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I'm curious, what's the different between moccaspin and moccaspin2? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:41, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: not only are the moccasins arranged differently, they now move around and sometimes even disappear. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 20:44, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

Why did my shoes disappear?? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:57, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: You probably did something that offended the Great Moccasin God, MOKKÁÁWŜEN, and thus He punished you by taking your shoes. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:59, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

Now you mention it, I did mind control and enslave a pair of moccasins!. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:19, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: why did you do that??? we are loyal subjects to the moccasins, not the other way around! no wonder the Great Moccasin God punished you for such heresy... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:25, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

But I had to protect my feet somehow.. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:36, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

I AM THE TRUE WINNER!!

MOCCASINSS!!!! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:25, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: foolish, foolish, foolish!!!!! I AM THE TRUE WINNER!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:33, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

wrong! i ate the story before either of you could win! 15:34, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: but... there is no story here you can eat... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:36, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

if you squint hard enough, so can call any page a story. that is my philosophy. now goodbye 15:38, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

well, at least she left before causing any ruckus... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:44, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

oh no, i ate the story. just replaced it with a copy from my printer 15:46, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

--Mr. Glargh (blaah)

MR. GLARGH BLEH EUHGH TKTKTKTK GLIGPH! ORP ORP ORP, STORE YEETER!!!

i don't care about you stupid seal. try eating me as many times as you want, you'll never be able to do it 17:27, 2 April 2025 (UTC)