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The last person to edit was the individual who most recently made an edit to this page! Watch out for the falling tree, if you don't want to get crushed...

god damn DaniPine3 always yaps so much

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i think this is like what, my 17th time doing this now? 01:07, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

nooooooooooooo it was too young to die like that... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:10, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

it was too old to stay an alive forum (yes i know the average age of the archives is way more than that but that's only because the 16th one lasted for 10 whole years) 01:12, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

Let's just huff all the archive pages, a waste of space– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

ChatGPT is invading

Oh no—

Mwehehehhe -ChatGPT

oh look, something to eat 01:34, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

honestly I don’t know who is worse, ChatGPT or you, Ms. Story-Eating Cat... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:38, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

huh? i'm planning on eating the chatbot specifically. i'm not gonna touch anything else 02:12, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

*TEN BLOODY BATTLES LATER*

new topic

one of the creepiest wikipedia articles of all time... Search up "Kaboom (breakfast cereal)"... One of the most scarring experiences of my life.. Somebetterusername (talk) 03:23, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Just kidding lol Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:31, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

MR. GLARGH EGGS TKTKTKTK!

<insert name here>! MR. GLARGH EGGS TKTKTKTK! EGGS HAAAGH! <insert name here> EGGS ORP! MR. GLARGH EGGS TKTKTKTK AAAGH!!

MR. GLARGH BLEH EGGS GLIGPH? <insert name here> OOF! MR. GLARGH EGGS GLIGPH? <insert name here> BLEH OOF! --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 16:25, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: is that like a seal version of Walbro/Wolverhampton/the Aracuan? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:31, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

Ehh? MR. GLARGH 🥚EGGS🥚 TKTKTKTK! --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 16:34, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

Are you by any chance getting violently transformed into a pinniped against your will right now? 00:18, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

knowing OPOSSUM; most likely. I wonder which sort of magician has he angered for him to suffer this curse... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:46, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

Probably one of the ones that live near Ketchikan 01:01, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

it's such a shame; OPOSSUM managed to make it to Ketchikan, but at what cost? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:23, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

Do't worry guys, I let my adopted cousi (who is a fur seal) use Ucyclopedia. He got the computer keyboard kida wet, ad fucked up the "" key. I should ot have let him use this piece of garbage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:53, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

which key are you eve talkig about? Somebetteruserame (talk) 13:38, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

The key Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:48, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

wait… you already kow… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:49, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

Why would you let your cousi from the ocea use Ucyclopedia? Water caot touch a phoe or a computer. Ext time thik before you do somethig like this.– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

Whoa, it happeed to you as well? How ufortuate! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:42, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

hold o, OPOSSUM, how ca you have a fur seal as your cousi? are't you a huma? how ca a huma egage i reproductio with aother aimal; let aloe a fur seal? ad did your ucle really fuck a fur seal? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:45, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

he's adopted. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:06, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

ah. that makes sese. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:08, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

I'd like to fuck a fur seal! Somebetterusername (talk) (talk) 19:39, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

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What was that, Somebetteruserame? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

he commeted that he wated to egage i sexual itercourse with the uderwater aimal kow as a fur seal. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:09, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

Ahh, a healthy Callorhius ursius's wet seal vagina, every ma's deepest sexual desire. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:11, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

However, i would keep my dick far from such a creature's asshole. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:04, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I thought you commeted that every ma's deepest sexual desire was havig itercourse with a wedigo? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:14, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

what??? why are people saying i'd like to fuck a seal??!?!?! Somebetterusername (talk) 02:58, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername: you know damn well why. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 07:12, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Don't worry though, we've made sure the seal is anthro 11:52, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: do seal furries exist? I mean, seals are mammals, and fur seals have fur (duh), so it makes sense; but still... I've never seen something like that before. And I've seen shark furries, which doesn't even make sense, because sharks don't have fur nor are mammals. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:56, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Anything with fur can be a furry. But yeah, shark furries don't make sense, since they don't have any 11:58, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: explain this then

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:17, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Don't see any fur on those 15:23, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

And without the caption, I would have no idea that those are supposed to be anthropomorphic sharks Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:27, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

I can definitely see that they're sharks, even without the caption. The grey one has gills on his... uhhh... ears, for example 15:29, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Ok after like 5 seconds of thinking i have come to the conclusion that this artist might not be taking logic into account when drawing these characters 15:30, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

<insert name here> EGGS FIBSH ORP!! MR. GLARGH FIBSH TKTKTKTK GYAH!! FIBSH FIBSH FIBSH FIBSH FIBSH!!! --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 15:33, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Huh? 15:43, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: it seems OPOSSUM's seal cousin has once again stolen his phone. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:50, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Oh 16:26, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@ Somebetterusername:

don't think you're going to get away that easily... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:12, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

damn, 3 times Somebetterusername (talk) 13:20, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

your secrets have been exposed, Somebetterusername. no matter how much you try to hide it, now everyone here knows that you're a sealfucker. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:21, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

nuh uh Somebetterusername (talk) 13:30, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername:

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:15, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

I used to be a reegade, I used to fuck aroud

But I could't take the puishmet ad had to settle down

ow I'm playing it real straight, ad yes, I fuck my seals

You might thik I'm crazy, but I do't eve care

Because I ca tell what's goig o

It's hip to fuck seals

It's hip to fuck seals

I like my seals i fuck suits, I fuck 'em o TV

I'm fuckig seals most every day ad fuckig what I fucked

They tell me that it's good fuck, but I fuck seals

I kow that it's crazy

I kow that it's owhere

But there is no deying that

It's hip to fuck seals

It's hip to fuck seals

It's hip to fuck seals

So hip to fuck seals

(Fuck seals, fuck seals)

(Fuck seals, fuck seals)

(Fuck seals, fuck seals)

(Fuck seals, fuck seals)

(Fuck seals, fuck seals)

(Fuck seals)

It's ot too hard to fuck seals, you fuck it every day

And those that were the farthest out have fucked seals

You see seals o the freeway, it do't look like a lot of fuck

But do't you try to fuck it, a seal whose time has come

Do't tell me that I'm crazy

Do't tell me I'm owhere

Take it from me

It's hip to fuck seals

It's hip to fuck seals

It's hip to fuck seals

So hip to fuck seals

Tell 'em, boys

Seals, seals, ad everywhere

Seals, seals, so hip to fuck seals

Seals, seals, ad everywhere

Seals, seals

Seals, seals, ad everywhere

Seals, seals, so hip to fuck seals

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:52, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

You too, Opossum? – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

@Squaw_Dee: his uncle did it, why wouldn't he
it's probably a thing in the family 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:58, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

MR. GLARGH <insert name here> HAAAGH!

SOMEBETTERUSERAME MR. GLARGH UGH-UGH TKTKTKTK! BLEH-BLEH! BLEH-BLEH! BLEH-BLEH! MRGLARGH SOMEBETTERUSERAME UGH-UGH TKTKTKTK!! MR. GLARGH <insert name here> UGH-UGH TKTKTKTK!! --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 16:53, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Don't go creating fake userpages. I am going to delete that one. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:01, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Ok, sorry… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:04, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

I really got you OPOSSUM.– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

why is there a whole song about seals above this 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:15, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Idk… but it's taking up a lot of space, so I made a separate forum thread for the seal stuff. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:23, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@168.11.96.2: it was actually a song about bees, but OPOSSUM changed the lyrics

(I should note that that isn't the original song either, but an edited version where the word 'fuck' was added with humorous intent. the original is called "Hip to be Square", and it's famous for appearing in the film American Psycho.) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:33, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

So, does somebetterusername really believe that it's hip to fuck seals? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:40, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: most likely. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:49, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

NO I DON'T LIKE FUCKING SEALS Somebetterusername (talk) 18:09, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

EHH?! Somebetterusername bleh arp tktktktk ugh-ugh? Urp? OOP?! Mr. Glargh Somebetterusername tktktkk ugh-ugh!! --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 18:15, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername: oohhhhh, now you made OPOSSUM's cousin mad... you should be ashamed of yourself! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:29, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

wait so... scientifically speaking.. an opossum's cousin is.. a seal? Somebetterusername (talk) 18:31, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername: now you're realizing that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:32, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

?????????????????????????? Somebetterusername (talk) 18:37, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

He's adopted, and he's basically saying something like: "WHAT? You no seal want fuck? Why? HOW? Me you want fuck!" (Consult the Sealese-English dictionary for more details. Also remember that in Sealese, verbs go at the end of the sentence.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:39, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE

hehe contents page go weeeeeee Somebetterusername (talk) 18:50, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Mr. Glargh

EHH SOMEBETTERUSERNAME BLAAH? --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 18:52, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

This is going on Un:W.– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

So are you 21:13, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

And you! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:44, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Oh fuck 23:04, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

MWAHAHAHAHAAAA! >:DDDDD Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:39, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Well, at least i still win. Even better, you probably won't see this edit in recent changes to begin with, so you might not be able to respond :3c 14:35, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: I saw this edit in recent changes. also i win now :3c 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:56, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Impossible 14:57, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Sealese Translator (rough edition!)

feeling dumb about your sealease? wanting a translator that doesn't know the difference between verbs and nouns? want a translator that works as well as burmese google translate? well you're in the right place, you sick beast...

you can try out the translator here, but it only uses confirmed words used by mr. gargh and the sealease dictionary.

suprisingly, no mention of the word "hello" is used. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:41, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Well, you kinda set a precedent of greeting people by saying "Blaah!" Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:48, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

oh yeah... updated now. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:52, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Your translator is actually pretty impressive. I think I made something with lingojam a long time ago, and it did not turn out nearly as pretty as this. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:56, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: thanks! i'll probably add emphasized words next, and more emphasized words that you haven't said yet (like Gah-Gah-Gah being ocean). however, there's a high chance i'll just forget the project. cya. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:59, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

I already encountered "gah-gah-gah" in your translator by accident. I thought it was a good idea. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:01, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

wowzers, what are the chances... anyway, i'ma go now. i'll update it tomorrow... probably. gergdown, eh (talk) 02:02, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

bacon

I like bacon 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:29, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

create an account please – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

@Squaw_Dee: that IP has already been told that plenty of times before, and the guy won't do it for some reason - even when they're already known by most of the active users here. the guy went to the extent of calling themselves "IP user" on the Discord server. it's as if they've embraced being the "IP guy". 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:23, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

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15:20, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Wait that's not what i wanted to add 15:20, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: you edit conflicted me >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:23, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Did you by any chance spend 3 or more minutes trying to edit this page? 15:24, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Who added the Jabberwock ad? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:58, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

I truly am the IP guy (somehow, by pure genuine accident) by the way I have gotten a bunch of too many request errors so account creation is possibly soon, and I made my user on discord IP user because it turns out I just leaked my IP address to thousands by putting it as the user 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:25, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

It was me, i forgot that {{Irrelevant}} is that thing 16:26, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

eggs

Mr. Glargh eggs tktktktk --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 16:30, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

guh? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:38, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

ehh? --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 17:25, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

boy, I sure love coherent conversations. bananas. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:40, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

EHH DANIPINE3 BLAAH?--Mr. Glargh (blaah) 17:54, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Mr. Glargh I'm saying that I love coherent conversations. Watermelons. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:02, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Very nice. I'm a little afraid to try teaching Mr. Glargh English. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:51, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: and why's that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:43, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

also alula what do you mean that they're actually making a Pokémon-shaped motorbike wtf 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:46, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

they're making a koraidon one too 21:03, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: you're telling me they're making two Pokémon-shaped motorbikes??? We really are living in the weirdest timeline... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:44, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

it isn't the weirdest timeline, these two things are quite literally just motorbikes (that can also climb, glide, swim and fly) in scarlet/violet. that's literally their entire thing 21:54, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Is this enough things --Chicken4War / talk to me 20:31, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

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I fixed it ha! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

apologies!

(oh yeah, this was made in like early 2024-ish.)

gergdown, eh (talk) 21:50, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Yes, I sat through that entire sound effect. Haven't been as active today due to shitposting on a website called drawception… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:06, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

what's a drawception Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 02:15, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

it's when your perception is completely filled with drawings 03:00, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

It's a drawing game where people draw shit, then other people guess what that shit is… it was popular back in the day but now I'm one of the website's few remaining semi-active users… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:00, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I remember that several times when I'm searching images of some character I'd end up getting a drawing made in Drawception. It's a cool concept ngl, and it's a bit of a shame it's not as active as before. Maybe part of the reason is that now you can get the same thing with a higher quality in that Gartic Phone game. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:26, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

or in skribbl.io 19:34, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

Like, i guess i should explain it better. It's not the same as skribbl.io… it's sort of like the "telephone game"… player 1 writes a drawing prompt, player 2 draws player 1's drawing prompt, player 3 guesses what player 2's drawing is and makes it a drawing prompt, player 4 draws player 3's prompt, player 5 guesses what player 4's drawing is, and so on. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:43, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

Ever played the game "Telestrations"? Well, drawception is the exact same thing. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:44, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

i have played gartic phone, but just saying "draw and other people guess" immediately makes me think of skribbl.io instead 19:46, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

wtf is an "skribbl.io" 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:47, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

game where you draw and other people are supposed to guess what you're drawing correctly 19:48, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

I have never even heard of "Gartic Phone". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:50, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

It's pretty much drawception but with better quality. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:53, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

hey OPOSSUM, have you searched what gartic phone is? maybe you'll like it. it's pretty much drawception but updated. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:34, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

Well, since did bring up le pokeymans…

I must show you a rather interesting speciemen. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:14, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

oh my gosh guys bubble spider thing Somebetterusername (talk) 15:03, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

Do you notice anything strange about its name? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:04, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

is that the massive spider that really hates bikers for whatever reason? 19:43, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: what do you mean that it 'hates bikers'? also OPOSSUM holy shit his name is a reference to the aracuan 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:01, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

in sword/shield it is extremely aggressive, meaning it will run at any player it sees without a moment's hesitation. and most of the time you play those games you're probably gonna be on a bike, so you're technically considered a biker in-game 20:04, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

step 7 of how to make a "last person to edit wins" page

i really have nothing to talk about, I just need to win this man Somebetterusername (talk) 18:18, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

well I'm so sorry to tell you this, but you haven't won. I have. :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:45, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

oh that's so funny haha Somebetterusername (talk) 19:24, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

I can smell the sarcasm in that sentence. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:30, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

you can smell sentences? 19:52, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

BLEH BLEH! --Mr. Glargh (blaah) 19:59, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

yes, alula, I can indeed smell sentences. it is a skill I've been hiding until now. also hi there Mr. Glargh. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:01, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

interesting 20:02, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: that sentence smells like strawberry gum and mint. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:10, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

i wonder why? (no seriously, how does it smell like that i don't eat either of those things) 20:13, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: idk, it's what it smells like. that's all I know. you could tell me the kind of things you eat; maybe some of them smell like gum and mint... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:21, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

first time i've heard someone say salt smells like gum and mint 20:23, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: hold on, salt? that's all you eat? raw salt? without like, food under it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:29, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

no, there's actual food there too. but just about everything i eat has an above average amount of salt on it 20:30, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: is that like, a Norwewian thing? or it's just that you like salt that much? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:33, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

no, i just like salt. except for in my water, but that's basically impossible to drink anyway 20:34, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: dang. never knew one could like salt so much. are you sure it's healthy to eat so much salt? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:37, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

it's not that much salt 20:54, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: be honest. how much salt are we talking about? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:58, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

When I was a kid, I sometimes drank saltwater Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:06, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: from the sea? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:08, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

yes. And I smashed open mussels and fed them to crabs. And I managed to body surf on waves. And I built shitty tepees out of driftwood, but I think everyone did that. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:10, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: dang. no wonder you have a seal as part of your family... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:17, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

i win again! Somebetterusername (talk) 22:44, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername:if ya really wanna win this, just become an admin and ban everyone! people can't edit a forum if it hasn't been edited in 10 days gergdown, eh (talk) 22:52, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: don't give him ideas... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:01, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: YO! I HAVE SUCH A COOL IDEA BRO YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME Somebetterusername (talk) 23:03, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername: what is such idea, may I gladly ask? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:14, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

uhh.. well.. what if i edit the Alexander Ovechkin article, last edited in 2013 and in that timespan the hockey player has

• Surpassed the Capitals record of most points (825)
• Surpassed Russian NHL player record for most goals (483)
• Third player in NHL history to have seven or more 50-goal seasons
• Scored 1,000 points
• First player to score back-to-back hat tricks in 100 years to start a season (2018)
• Scored 500 assists
• First Capitals player to play 1,000 games
• WON HIS FIRST STANLEY CUP AGAINST THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS (2018)
• Fastest player to take 5,000 shots
• Named on the NHL all-decade team of the 2010s
  • Also named to the NHL 100th anniversary team (basically a list of the best players of all time)
• Most goals recorded for one team (Capitals)
• Third player in NHL history to score 800 points (behind Gordie Howe and Wayne Gretsky)
• Scored 1,500 points
• Surpassed record of most goalies scored on (179 different goalies)
• First NHL player to score 200 or more goals in three different decades (245 in the 2000s, 437 in the 2010s and 200+ in the 2020s)
• IS ONLY SEVEN GOALS AWAY FROM PASSING GRETSKY FOR MOST GOALS IN NHL HISTORY

i was definitely gonna do this by the way Somebetterusername (talk) 23:33, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername: if that article hasn't been updated in a long time, then updating it is definitely a good idea. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:02, 25 March 2025 (UTC)

alright did my duty, anyways what I was going to do is uhh.. can I have admin powers pretty plz (you receive 3 musketeers bar in return) Somebetterusername (talk) 00:11, 25 March 2025 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername: no 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄

gothfield

that is all 20:28, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: AAAAAAAAA! gothfield jumpscare! don't scare me like that... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:30, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

shouldn't have said anything then 20:32, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! you did it again! you're mean >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:46, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

don't worry, i forgot what the third one was named 20:54, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

@Alula:

hehe I did the Gothfield jumpscare this time 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:02, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

i'm not scared of gothfield 21:03, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: yes you are but you're hiding it
you're actually horrified right now but don't want to admit it 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:04, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

You're making me regret uploading the first of these Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:50, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: hold on, you're the one who started uploading these? I was totally expecting it would be Alula's doing... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:52, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I uploaded the first one (File:Goth Garfield.png, you uploaded the second, and Alula uploaded the third Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:54, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I had the vague memory that I too had uploaded a Gothfield image; but I just remembered it wasn't Gothfield, but Gorefield

Aren't they a cute couple? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:01, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

Alright, what's next… Square Root of Goth GAN-AVANT Gorefielf Minus Everyone but Odie.exe Plus a Markov Cat? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:15, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: ok, so from that sentence I can recognice Garfielf, Garfield minus Garfield, Goth Garfield (duh) and Gorefield. But what are the others a reference to? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:21, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:

• Square Root of Minus Garfield, a weird series of edited Garfield strips,
• GANfield, an AI-generated orange cat nightmare,
• Avant Garfield, an earlier attempt at using AI to turn Garfield into an eldritch nightmare,
• Garfield except everyone except Odie,
• [Garfield.exe], a bunch of unrelated shitty kind-of creepypasta for retarded 10-year-olds…
• Garfield minus Garfield plus a cat, in which Garfield is just a normal cat, and…
• Garkov, Garfield but with incoherent, randomly generated text.

I think I got all of them. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:33, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: wow, those are a lot of Garfield minus Garfield copies... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:37, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

I'm not gonna lie, the Garfield comic strip is actually funnier when Garfield is just a normal cat and Jon is talking to no one. 22:42, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

Very interesting point you have there, guy who apparently doesn't exist. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:55, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

oh crap, it seems I've been transfered to an alternate universe where I don't exist... this has to be... DaniPine3 minus DaniPine3!!!!!!!!! 23:05, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

ye know i was always more uv a calvin n hobbes kinduh ky Somebetterusername (talk) 23:13, 26 March 2025 (UTC)

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there's nothing happening 18:52, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula:

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:02, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

this is the last picture i'd expect to see here 21:01, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: well, now you have seen it here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:16, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

ok 18:12, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

I FINALLY GOT THE WILDFIRE IN MY SOCK DRAWER UNDER CONTROL!
Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:54, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: wow wtf 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:02, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

i feel sick Somebetterusername (talk) 21:57, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: Out of the ordinary, I mean Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:13, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

21:16, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: hold on, it was a Garfield reference all this time? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:03, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

yes. what else did you expect from the section named "gothfield"? 08:37, 29 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: you're saying that as if coherence was something that could be found on this website 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:41, 29 March 2025 (UTC)

i mean, this place is somewhat coherent, assuming you don't spend all day clicking the random page generator 08:46, 29 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: I politely disagree with that statement. the only reason this wiki isn't more random than it already is is because Illogicopedia is a wiki that exists. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:51, 29 March 2025 (UTC)

horrible example. ?pedia is literally made to be incoherent 08:59, 29 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: that's the point I'm getting to, though... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:02, 29 March 2025 (UTC)

and the point isn't that good. comparing this place to the most incoherent wiki on the internet is like comparing the color palette of pokémon red/blue/green with sword/shield 09:04, 29 March 2025 (UTC)

@alula: as a non-Pokémon fan, I find it hard to understand that comparison. mind explaining it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:08, 29 March 2025 (UTC)

IN A.D. 2101

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:50, 29 March 2025 (UTC)