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The last person to edit was DaniPine3!

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Did you know? that I've just proved you wrong? -- DaniPine3 (talk) 20:14, 29 July 2024 (UTC)
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Did you know? that you actually haven't? Fenris2010 (talk) 20:B1, 29 July 2024 (UTC)
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Did you know? that yes, I did? -- DaniPine3
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Did you know? that that doesn't matter because I just won again? Fenris2010 (talk) 22:41, 29 July 2024 (UTC)
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Use code Aurland at checkout to get stampeded by a bunch of rogue moccasins.
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Did you know? ...you should keep these two last 'did you know's always below? I think this string of 'did you know's is funnier when these two are the latest ones :]
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Oh crap![edit source]

Alula ate the forum once again! DaniPine3 (talk) 19:48, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

Sorry, i don't "eat" forums. I move their contents somewhere else and lock them away in a glass casing. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:50, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
sure, sure; whatever you say, alula.. or should I say... story-eating cat???!?!? DaniPine3 (talk) 19:54, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! ᗅᑭOᑕᗅᒪᖻᑭᔑᗴ ᑕöᙏᗴ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (moccasins.)
Pichu Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 21:18, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
I prefer charmander. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 21:23, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
Bulbasaur > Charmander Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:32, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
But Squirtle > Bulbasaur > Charmander > uhhh…. Pichu ᗅᑭOᑕᗅᒪᖻᑭᔑᗴ ᑕöᙏᗴ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (H)
Magikarp is clearly the best one (I've never played Pokémon in my life) DaniPine3 (talk) 22:06, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
Fenris2010 > Squirtle > Bulbosaur > Charmander > Picu. Yes, people. I have been lying to you this entire time. I am secretly a Pokemon.  Ferris Wheel Terry the Ten the moccasin-bearing brew True beer cowering...
I mean, grues are pretty much a pokémon, at least according to this handy Pokémon guide. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:19, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: i agree squirtle best starter Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 23:47, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
There's more than three starters though. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:20, 10 December 2024 (UTC)
even with all the other starters from all the other generations, including let's go, squirtle still best starter Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:22, 10 December 2024 (UTC)
I personally disagree (which is only somewhat caused by Eevee counting as a starter here, which makes things a little unfair), but if it's your favorite then that's cool, or something like that. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:40, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

y'all'dve'ly'stn't[edit source]

new ungame just dropped Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 23:48, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

ok Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 23:54, 9 December 2024 (UTC)
Nice.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 02:15, 10 December 2024 (UTC)
just need 4 more users then we can begin :D Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:25, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

Some of my favorite music (this isn't like the one I did previously)[edit source]

 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 02:17, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 03:38, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

I love... the first one. My favorites:

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)

I like all of them. Thanks for sharing them.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 04:17, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 05:24, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

I have made another UnGame![edit source]

I just finished making my UnGame called Arena. I need some players. Could some people please join?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... 06:33, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

:3 Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 16:21, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
:B Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 16:24, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
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NO!!! I DIDN'T WIN!! I own so much to those Las Vegas dwarfs! FUCK! Somebetterusername (talk) 17:22, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername: please don't add at the top, only at the bottom... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:30, 11 December 2024 (UTC)
What the heck is going on? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 18:28, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

Have any of you heard of the famous website, "You're the Man Now, Dog!"?[edit source]

Well, I have a link for you: moccasins.ytmnd.com

Also, YTMND links are apparently blocked by the spam filter. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 22:29, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

You're about like twenty years too late but it is a cool page. moccasins moccasins moccasins Somebetterusername (talk) 07:12, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
YTMND may be a fucking fossil but it’s time to moccasins moccasins moccasins. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 15:01, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

Join the Proto-Finnic troops today![edit source]

Put this template on your userpage and join the Hyperwar! ||{{ProtoFinnicUser}}

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Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 19:14, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

DO IT jackson • 🅱️😂👌 • 🫲🗿🍷 • 19:17, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
@Jackson: KIIT'OS PALJON, MEIDEN TÄÜTÜ MENDÄK SODAHËN (bad Proto-Finnic for "many thanks, we must go to war") Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 19:27, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
hell????????????????? Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 19:32, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
sulla ei ole aika kohta miettimään, ja meillä ei ole aika kohta puhumaan, jonoon!!!!! (More broken Finnish, except this time it’s modern Finnish) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 19:40, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
I don't know how you guys do it, but you always manage to make this forum page look even more bat fuck insane than it was before. And most of the time is thanks to OPOSSUM's neverending but fuck insanity. You guys are going to make me bat fuck insane too... DaniPine3 (talk) 21:05, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: At least it’s just a background this time, not Eldritch Zone or Moccaspin… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 21:22, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: please, don't remember me of Eldritch Zone... anything but that... DaniPine3 (talk) 21:25, 12 December 2024 (UTC)
wasn't that war ended many thousands of years ago? Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:35, 13 December 2024 (UTC)
I sure do have some news for you. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 02:55, 13 December 2024 (UTC)
And what are these so-called "news" you have for me? Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:25, 13 December 2024 (UTC)
The war against the Hwan Empire shall not end as long as people are getting turned into Hanguk-Teols! We must end this, at least Olula Disease has a known cure. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 01:17, 14 December 2024 (UTC)
GIZA AUTISM ARRAY NEVER FORGET Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 01:17, 14 December 2024 (UTC)
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@OPOSSUM: why is it that this suspiciously Pedobear-looking character is being used as a symbol of someone who's extremely Finnish? and why does it look like the freakin' Pedobear? DaniPine3 (talk) 10:03, 14 December 2024 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: [1] uhh… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 14:13, 14 December 2024 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: who would have thought, it looks like the freakin' Pedobear because it IS like the freakin' Pedobear... DaniPine3 (talk) 14:41, 14 December 2024 (UTC)

What to look forward to in 2025[edit source]

The Onion said it best, "So as we close this long chapter of uncertainty and dread and immediately open another much longer chapter of uncertainty and dread, I hope you will all follow along." I hope they make toasters with times on them now, maybe hoverboards too Somebetterusername (talk) 17:07, 14 December 2024 (UTC)
I hope I can finally find a job Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 18:32, 14 December 2024 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: you probably can! just believe in yourself! and even if you can't, just remember that you are valid and you will always be supported by your loved ones (and the people here on Uncyclopedia, we will support you too) :] DaniPine3 (talk) 23:24, 14 December 2024 (UTC)
valid? a valid suspect for who stole the cheezits from your pantry, that is. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 05:34, 15 December 2024 (UTC)
Don't worry, editing Uncyclopedia is a well-paid job already. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:46, 14 December 2024 (UTC)
@alula: is it? then how is it that I haven't got a miserable penny since I joined here, huh??? I demand my hard-earned pay that I rightfully earned by sitting my ass all day and not doing anything of actual value!!! DaniPine3 (talk) 00:08, 15 December 2024 (UTC)
I don't know, i'm not in charge of the financial system here. Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:03, 15 December 2024 (UTC)
@alula: then who is it, huh??? I've got to get mah ca$h!!!! >:[ DaniPine3 (talk) 01:37, 15 December 2024 (UTC)
You know too much 💥 🔫 Somebetterusername (talk) 04:31, 15 December 2024 (UTC)
I honestly don't know. All my payments are registered as coming from "hidden user". Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:16, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

BRO THOUGHT HE WON FOR A SECOND LOL[edit source]

I just exploded your boat Somebetterusername (talk) 15:18, 17 December 2024 (UTC) 

a– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)
A H O ᑭᗅᔑᔑ ᔑöᙏᗴ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (Complain about my warcrimes)
j Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:16, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
k DaniPine3 (talk) 20:26, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
f Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:33, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
u DaniPine3 (talk) 20:44, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
c– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)
hsia ᗅᑭOᑕᗅᒪᖻᑭᔑᗴ ᑕöᙏᗴ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (Want some of my ass??)
you ruined it >:[ DaniPine3 (talk) 22:05, 17 December 2024 (UTC)
On that note, UGotY voting is open! Feel free to cast your vote for useless gobshite this year! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)
Squaw Dee… I already voted for you, bucko. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 23:20, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

wtf where did the glorious Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate go DaniPine3 (talk) 11:50, 18 December 2024 (UTC)

Turned into snow Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:10, 18 December 2024 (UTC)
noooooooooooo nto my precious Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate :,[ DaniPine3 (talk) 17:21, 18 December 2024 (UTC)
Don't worry, the snow is at least still Proto-Finnic Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:13, 18 December 2024 (UTC)

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“Rule numero dos: no converting my ice age metropolis and war mammoths into Daniel propaganda.”

~ Smallie Bigs

“Regel nummer 1: alle regler må skrives på norsk bokmål”

~ Oskar Villmann

“Regel nummer 2: idk I've never learnt how to speak Norwegian.”

~ Oskar "whoever that guy is" Villmann

“Regel nummer 3: blasfemi”

“Regel nummer 4:ok I can understand that”

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~ Óscar Salvaje

“rule”

~ Oscar Wilde

“rul”

~ Oscar Wilde

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~ Lil Yachty

“Rule numero cuatro: what”

~ Oskar Villmann

“These rules are complete bullshit”

“Sure, sure... say, why don't you come to this relaxing place to ease your pains? no, it isn't written the word "gulag" in bold letters at the entrance, you're just imagining things...”

“Everybody wants to rule the world...”

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“hey we don't yell we sing... don't be mean :,(”

~ Tears for Fears

“And what exactly are you singing about? How horrible i am? Get a life, people. Especially you, "Big Brother".”

“I already have a life; in fact, it'll be you who will stop having one if you keep preaching this propaganda against our dictatorship great cause...”

“The person who posts below me is gay”

“You're totally right”

“The person who posted above me is a pedophile”

“No I am not! I already got jailed for engaging in sodomy, and now you want me to get jailed for engaging in that kind of thing as well? Screw off...”

“Who the hell is "Oscar Wilde"?”

“A pedophile”

“Who the hell are "Anonymous" and "Anonymous #2"”

“Rule numero cinco: New York Jets did 9/11”

“Hey, don't avoid my question! And stop caling me a pedo, because I'm not!”

“a”

new section[edit source]

Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:39, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

newer section[edit source]

DaniPine3 (talk) 15:55, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

even newer section[edit source]

Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:25, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

way even newer section[edit source]

DaniPine3 (talk) 18:21, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

the newest section of them all[edit source]

Also, I saw Flatrat.jpg again Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 18:34, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

the newest newer section of them all[edit source]

the hell is flatrat.jpg? DaniPine3 (talk) 18:37, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

the definitely 100% newest section to ever exist[edit source]

i think that's the dissected rat Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:39, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

The above information is outdated[edit source]

That ain’t no rat I’ve ever seen Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 18:40, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

oh ok then Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:29, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

“Alright, I've lied all this time. I am a pedophile. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE touching children. Sorry for trying to deny it.”

~ Definitely Oscar Wilde

“Life is like a little boy: everything’s better if you really stick a part of yourself into it.”

“Ok, who's writing this under my name? I know people love making up Oscar Wilde quotes, but this is a new low. Whoever it is, please stop doing it, because I sure as hell don't want to end up on jail again...”

~ Real Oscar Wilde

“It is me, the nefarious forum editor!”

“It is me, the lord of all that is Bat Fuck Insane!”

~ OPOSSUM

“And who's this "OPOSSUM" guy?”

“IDK. But he's a bit too crazy for me.”

~ ——————

“——————”

~ Oh dear, i seem to have swapped places with the words i was gonna say.

“Oscar Wilde”

~ It happens to the best of us.

“oh fuck”

~ my name seems to have disappeared

“Pikachu”

“Pichu”

“Fuck no!”

“Wow! A talking Pokémon!”

~ Meowth

“———————”

~ I’m still swapped with the words I was going to say!

“Oscar Wilde”

~ Yeah, how do we fix this?!

“———————”

~ Do I look as if I know the answer? If I had known, this wouldn't be happening in the first place!

“OPOSSUM”

~ I made my own commons.css skin for Uncyclopedia. Now everything is icy.

“alula”

~ awesome. i hope it's not as slippery as the ground is right now

“Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:34, 21 December 2024 (UTC)”

~ did someone say uncyclopedia

“Hodor”

~ Hodor

“Oscar Wilde”

~ This forum is getting a bit crowded, don't you guys think?

Important things to know about my trip to Texas[edit source]

My little adopted cousin (let's call him Seb) asked my dad if he played Nintendo Switch games… with me… when he was a kid. Seb is eight years old. EIGHT. My dad was born in 1964 and his friend owned a pong console. Besides, why would I even be alive when my dad was as little as Seb?

Like I said, Seb is eight years old. That’s not that old, but still, what the heck? At least Seb doesn't watch brain rot or anything, as far as I know.

P.S. I just drank a bunch of sweet tea thinking it was Arnold Palmer. No wonder it tasted like tomato juice. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 15:59, 21 December 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I didn't know your cousin was adopted. It must be really hard for your aunt and uncle to know some day they'll have to reveal him the truth... Also, I'm happy to hear that your cousin is safe from brainrot; let's hope you can keep his brain (and soul) safe. DaniPine3 (talk) 16:08, 21 December 2024 (UTC)
Don't worry, the brainrot will find him eventually. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:39, 21 December 2024 (UTC)

Sophia sighting[edit source]

I'm watching the TV and there's this movie about WW2 which apparently stars Sophia Lauren on it. I have been graced by the great Sophia with her appearance on my TV. I am now blessed by the holy goddess of Uncyclopedia. And my TV is now a hoky relic because of it. DaniPine3 (talk) 00:14, 22 December 2024 (UTC)

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