User:Volte

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Crap nobody cares about

I joined Uncyclopedia on or around April 13, 2005. I wrote a couple of articles when I first joined (Maddox, which has since been totally rewritten, and Martha Stewart) and then stopped being active altogether. I lurked until December 22, 2005 when I started writing again and became active within the community. I accidentally became a sysop on January 23, 2006 for about an hour and then again (permanently, this time) on February 2, 2006. Not long after I was made a sysop, I left for several months with no prior warning or explanation (take that, internet power structure). I still read the site and make the occasional edit even though everyone thinks I left forever.

If there was one phrase to describe me, it would be "depressed entropy".

Articles I have written

These are articles that I either started or completely rewrote. Bold articles have been featured.

Martha Stewart (13 Apr 2005) Source code (23 Dec 2005) Penn and Teller (27 Dec 2005) Rant (27 Dec 2005) Poker (31 Dec 2005) Outer space (1 Jan 2006)

Machete in the groin (2 Jan 2006) Little Red Riding Hood (7 Jan 2006) Airplane peanuts (12 Jan 2006) Fisher Price: A Retrospective (15 Jan 2006) Top 10 best articles of 2006: #4 T. S. Eliot (20 Jan 2006) Torture (1 Feb 2006, featured on 26 Feb 2006)

Awards I have won

Click here to see a list of my awards. Also, add more or I will cut you.

Actual awards I have won

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Featured Article: Torture

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Featured Article: Fisher Price: A Retrospective

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